The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

Yamphlet - a leaflet distributed to 400,000 gullible souls requesting that they donate money to help a big football club in its battle against a corrupt Government organisation.

Yamdemic - a disease occurring in parts of the west side of Edinburgh in which thousands of simpletons almost starve due to donating their weekly food savings to the above cause.

Yamdemonium - the result of a big football club no longer being in existence. Can consist of minor demonstrations, banners unfurled from windows, hats being kicked and open letters.

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Yambusters- courageous World War 2 airmen who destroyed a vital dam dressed in uniforms the colour of a blooded turd.

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VietYam vet - one of the many yams who (having fought and won 2 world wars) acted as military advisors to the Yanks during that war.

Yammermuir Hills - Lovely scenic walking area where yams can go at weekends when their team disappears and we're watching our team :-)

Yam Ayres - A silly looking yam with a stupid hairstyle talking in a weird accent and telling short stories about what used to happen at a place once known as Tynie

[QUOTE=Hiber-nation;3410445]Yamphlet - a leaflet distributed to 400,000 gullible souls requesting that they donate money to help a big football club in its battle against a corrupt Government organisation./QUOTE]

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Yamoween- like Halloween with the difference being we have to put up with the scary yams every day of the years instead of an annual event

Yam yams - cake's made gullible tramps in trying to stave off HMRC

Yamboree - A large(ish) gathering of yams, having a cakebake sale and auctioning off their kids' toys e.t.c, e.t.c!

Yamadabadoo ! The sound of a Hibby on Friday.

Yamasexual- yams that are sexually attracted to other yams on the basis they are the only people they could pull

Yamakalamby

A calamitous yam finance director who wasn't on the ball. Most likely source of Yamphlets.

1 Overambityam - a team spending beyond its means to reach the Champiyams League

2 Champiyams League - the stated goal of a team that spends beyond its means

3 Delusyam - the self-satisfied feeling of supporters whose team is spending beyond its means

4 Administratyam - an interim result of a team spending beyond its means

5 Liquidatyam - the end result of a team spending beyond its means

6 Divisyam Three - the future home of a team that spends beyond its means

7 Overambityam - a team spending beyond its means to reach Divisyam Two

8 Divisyam Two - the stated goal of a team that spends beyond its means

(and repeat stages 3-8 ad infinityam)

GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly limited battery of facial expressions. These consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic, and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger". DA: The Life of Yams). As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured ... ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

Yamsterdam - a yams favourite holiday destination.

Yam Roly-Poly (n) Highly effective fundrasing instrument.

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GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly-limited battery of facial expressions, which consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger. As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured, ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

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Brilliant :faf:

Yampagne - a sparkling alchoholic drink from France which comes in lovely bottles to be popped open when the Taxman closes the doors at Tynie for good

Yam Bam Thank You Mam the joyus cry from the hibs support when hearts go to the wall

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GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly limited battery of facial expressions. These consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic, and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger". DA: The Life of Yams). As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured ... ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

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:not worth:not worth:not worth:not worth:top marks:top marks:top marks

YAMAUCTION - Selling the Family Silver (including Gary Mckay's medal haul)

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Brilliant :faf:

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:not worth:not worth:not worth:not worth:top marks:top marks:top marks

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Thirded! :thumbsup:

Consortiyam

Yams love the word consortium, mostly because they like the feeling they get when they manage to pronounce it properly. A consortium sounds important, redolent of serious-minded, important people gathered round a board table and agreeing a plan of action, and there is nothing a Yam likes more than sounding important.

A consortiyam, although sounding similar, is a uniquely sh*t take on a consortium, typically founded by blow hards who would dearly love to bask in the adulation and gratitude of their fellow Yams but lack the money and acumen to achieve anything.

Dragyams Den - TV show in which a Lithuanian billionaire, a consortium of local businessmen, a group of former hoofballers and a fan's website compete for the cash in a child's piggy bank just over a month before Christmas.

A unique, maroon-tinged ***** up. Eg: "First we lie to Robbo about what we need the money for to persuade him to front the whole thing, then we have to issue a clarification statement about our tax bills, now people are setting up rival funds left, right and centre and we can't even accept card payments! This share issue is an omniyambles."

Alt: A bloody mess.

Yamydia infection (from the Greek, χλαμύδα meaning "gullible") is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI) in humans caused by the bacterium Yamydia trachomatis. The term Yamydia infection can also refer to infection caused by any species belonging to the bacterial family Yamydiaceae. Y. trachomatis is found only in sub-humans.^[1] Yamydia is a major infectious cause of sub-human genital and eye disease. Yamydia infection is one of the most common sexually transmitted infections worldwide; usually caused by incest. It is estimated that about 400,000 individuals in the UK are infected with Yamydia.^[2]

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Yamydia infection (from the Greek, χλαμύδα meaning "gullible") is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI) in humans caused by the bacterium Yamydia trachomatis. The term Yamydia infection can also refer to infection caused by any species belonging to the bacterial family Yamydiaceae. Y. trachomatis is found only in sub-humans.^[1] Yamydia is a major infectious cause of sub-human genital and eye disease. Yamydia infection is one of the most common sexually transmitted infections worldwide; usually caused by incest. It is estimated that about 400,000 individuals in the UK are infected with Yamydia.^[2]

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. Brilliant

Omniyambles

A complete and utter, unmitgated, 24-carat mess, whichever way you look at it. [with thanks to Malcolm Tucker].

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Originally Posted by jacomoseven

A unique, maroon-tinged ***** up. Eg: "First we lie to Robbo about what we need the money for to persuade him to front the whole thing, then we have to issue a clarification statement about our tax bills, now people are setting up rival funds left, right and centre and we can't even accept card payments! This share issue is an omniyambles."

Alt: A bloody mess.

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Oops - you beat me to it! :thumbsup:

NOODLES YAMANOFF

1. Noodles Yamanoff - a pasta based dish with cream and cheese - particularly popular in gorgie land during the festive season of 2012 when cash was at a minimum and normal festive fare such as turkey and all the trimmings were outwith Yam budgets - this was primarily due to the clever scam perpetuated during November/Decemeber of same year by the Gangster, Noodles Yamanoff - see 2 below.......

2. Gangster Noodles Yamanoff, and his evil organization N.A.S.T.Y. (National Association of Sacrificing the Yams) duped 400,000 supporters of a local hoofball team into saving said pub team with false dreams of share ownership and slightly soiled calum elliot shirts.

Note:- not to be confused with the "Noodles Romanoff" of Roger Ramjet fame

Satchel - school bag.
Skacel - baw bag.

Yam K. Dons -; Made up team that plays in made up town
with lots of roundabouts and plastic cows

Yamird Lanark-; Defunked team from Yamickhshire

Yam Tarts-; Soon to be founded team formerly known
as Vlam Tarts, who will play 3rd div./Junior
football next season




P.S If you tolerate Vlad, then your Yam children will be Hibs:flag:

Yammoth-creature that was formerly habitual in the west of Edinburgh area that was driven to extinction because of its inability to adapt and its walnut sized brain.