Originally Posted by
Keith_M
The latest Bridget Jones film: I was dragged along to see that today and... O.M.G... how bad was that!
First up; Renee Zellwegger's 'acting' was utterly awful. She played practically every scene with the same ridiculous grin, playing the part of what appeared to be a sixty-something schoolgirl. Admittedly the plastic surgery probably doesn't help her show a varied range of emotions.
The largest part of the story was over sentimental, cliched nonsense. The lines were like quotes from poems that just didn't fit in most of the scenes, and usually had me scratching my head as to the relevance.
Fitting in the hunky toy-boy lover in the middle third of the film was a totally cringeworthy experience. The young guy clearly had an oedipal complex, and probably needed new glasses.
The conclusion of the film, how all her issues were to be resolved simply with a new relationship, was obvious from the first appearance of the irritating schoolteacher.
They've gone from 'Bridget Jones' Diary' to 'Bridget Jones' Diarrhea'!