It's a 12 hour flight and I'd have to get to Heathrow from York.Quote:
Originally Posted by IGRIGI
I wouldn't be able to wait that long.
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It's a 12 hour flight and I'd have to get to Heathrow from York.Quote:
Originally Posted by IGRIGI
I wouldn't be able to wait that long.
Used lever-arched files that have legs that don't line up or close causing the letters and/or invoices fall out when you turn over a bundle of leafs.
Also, I'd like to kill the guy that designed the indentation programme for MS Word.
Daytime TV.
A Place in the Sun - We 'only' have a budget of £400K, we'll view a few houses then show interest in one 'only' £50K over budget. Must assume a smug persona at all times.
Wanted Down Under - We've decided we are moving to Australia no matter what but the chance of a free trip was too good to turn down. Tears when we pretend to be surprised family and friends will miss us are standard. Again smug persona required and the ability to patronise anyone who doesn't assume jetting across the world is the answer to all their problems.
Cash In the Attic - Come look around our detached 4 bedroom house in Kent. Apparently we desperately need to flog some of the many antiques in said house to raise £600 for a birthday party.
The Sheriffs Are Coming - Guys who seem to take great pleasure in seizing peoples assets. Must make it clear what you have done will 'teach them a lesson'.
Doctors - For when even Emmerdale or Casualty won't touch you as an actor.
Homes Under the Hammer - I'm rich and can afford to buy a property at auction, spend a whack more doing it up then 'acheive a yield of between 10 and 12%'. Everyone look at how great I am, I even done a bit painting myself. Must include a few shots of said dickhead running his hands across a surface and engaging in hillarious banter with Dion Dublin.
:agree: Word in general - far too smart for it's own good.Quote:
Originally Posted by snooky
Excel on the other hand ... :aok:
Agree, Word is so frustrating now that it made a PA at my old work say the f word for the first time in her life 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
Come on PB, In these days of Sky+, Tivo & Kodi, there's nae excuse for watching that keek! :-)
Microsoft have a terrible habit of introducing very little new functionality and totally changing the layout for each new version of their software.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
As I keep telling people in my work, it's all still there you've just got to find it.
Does my head in. I have no interest in technology, other than as a means to do the stuff I need to do. I get that some (possibly lots of) people like exploring new tricks / gimmicks / layouts etc... , but the very last thing I want to be doing is wasting time watching their stupid wee videos or googling to find out where they've hidden something, or what they've renamed it, or how to use something that worked absolutely fine before. :grr:Quote:
Originally Posted by Geo_1875
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by s.a.m
I was told that AutoCad purposely change things about with each new version so that the can make money on update training courses. Not sure if that's true though.Quote:
Originally Posted by s.a.m
Nailed them all - six on the trot, PB. :top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
I can't stand those Smugs on A Place In The Sun. Horrible programme from start to finish.
I like it :na na:Quote:
Originally Posted by snooky
The others I'd never consider watching mind you.
Snobs, not just you're upper class snobs but wine, whisky, beer, food, fashion, music and any other kind of snob. **** you all I'll do as I please.
Electric shocks when you're doing the shopping at Tesco.
I wouldn't say that. In the office we have a couple of 2013s à few 2018s and even a 2007. They update their user interface, but there's a "switch to classic" option which means you can jump from one machine to another no problem. Unlike Microsoft Office, autocad updates generally offer new and improved features. In any case I don't think you can buy Autodesk licences outright any more - they all seem to be on a monthly or annual basis.Quote:
Originally Posted by snooky
The biggest problems we have with Autocad now are compatibility issues with Windows perpetual updates.
Add to that job snobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
What do you expect he/she is only a .............
:agree: completely. I hate hearing folk say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouse Hibby
Also screw up routines that worked perfectly well before (Array)Quote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
Washing mushrooms.
You're not a fun guy are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Button it...
Yeh, keep him in the dark. :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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Originally Posted by Peevemor
Been using Bentley for projects the last few years. Find it more user friendly than autocad.
Brushing mushrooms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Always look for the cleanest packet of mushrooms🍄
Always buy them loose, find them much cleaner.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabis
We're about to take the leap into Revit/BIM. It's becoming compulsory for more and more public sector clients across here.Quote:
Originally Posted by TRC
Chestnut kinda guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouse Hibby
Fungi folks know.
Chanterelle from my own personal forager are always good too.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabis
Easter cards. One just arrived from a friend of my wife's family. Even allowing for her age and generally being an all round bampot that's a new level of mental. Easter cards- WTF?
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Originally Posted by Mr White
The wifes friend religious?