The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by jacomo

‘The game Hearts dare not lose’

‘Hearts lost a little hope’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51845763

I can imagine the rousing pre-match speech last night, invoking Hearts’ finest hour. Maybe it sounded a bit off in a German accent?

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Worse record than the 15 point reduction team!!

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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875

well i would just like to congratulate the sparryheids on acheiving bottom spot in the fair play league after last night �� officially the dirtiest team in the league, bottom of two leagues at the same time, that's some feat

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Surely it's time the 'Dirtiest Team In The League' title is retired in their honour as I don't see any other team winning it as often as they have ??

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Originally Posted by Coco Bryce

2.10 @ Cheltenham today - Relegate 7/1 :greengrin

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3.30 at Chepstow - Jambo Fuds 1/10. :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

If we had beat them maybe they would have sacked Stendel and would be getting a new manager bounce just now. No point worrying about it, just enjoy how it is now.


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You are aware how long it takes them to decide on a new manager?

They'd maybe get that 'new manager bounce' at the end of April.

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Originally Posted by Deansy

Surely it's time the 'Dirtiest Team In The League' title is retired in their honour as I don't see any other team winning it as often as they have ??

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their was talk of them wearing stars on their shirts next season, "dirtiest team in the league badge of honour" stars

i've noticed they've started singing that song after they've scored a goal, the one that we've been singing for approx 3 seasons ?, also that one sevco fans started singing a few weeks back, is that them starting to get a songbook back again 😁

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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

If we had beat them maybe they would have sacked Stendel and would be getting a new manager bounce just now. No point worrying about it, just enjoy how it is now.


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They never get a new manager bounce

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Originally Posted by Keith_M

You are aware how long it takes them to decide on a new manager?

They'd maybe get that 'new manager bounce' at the end of April.

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They should maybe give up on the new manager bounce thing given their teutonic twat has basically achieved a teutonic splat.

They like to be innovative so how about another first? A bouncy manager.

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SJM hasn't forgotten how to wind-up the Jambos

https://twitter.com/jmcginn7/status/1237857083891920897

'Big result for the buddies'

Unfortunately but predictably, a Jambo piece-of-**** wrote -

'Hope your Injury ends your career'

He/she/it has received a few replies !!

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Originally Posted by Deansy

SJM hasn't forgotten how to wind-up the Jambos

https://twitter.com/jmcginn7/status/1237857083891920897

'Big result for the buddies'

Unfortunately but predictably, a Jambo piece-of-**** wrote -

'Hope your Injury ends your career'

He/she/it has received a few replies !!

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Think it was more of a nod to his old (and brothers) team rather than winding up Jambos

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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Originally Posted by Since452

Think it was more of a nod to his old (and brothers) team rather than winding up Jambos

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Of course. But Jambos too ignorant to realise that.

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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Or he could just be enjoying a regular afternoon sesh.

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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Lol, not his fault the players who were sh¡te under Levein, were sh¡te under MacPhee and surprise surprise, are still sh¡te the under Stendel.

#prayforStendel

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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No danger

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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Nooooooooooo. please don't say things like this, he deserves time

It would be a good time to sack him tbh. Get a guy in who knows what he's doing during this enforced break.

In saying that, Coronavirus would be cured as well as Aids by the time Budge made up her mind.

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Rumours emerging Stendel has been sacked.

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Fall out with the senior players. Boyce being one


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Originally Posted by Since452

It would be a good time to sack him tbh. Get a guy in who knows what he's doing during this enforced break.

In saying that, Coronavirus would be cured as well as Aids by the time Budge made up her mind.

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Billy Brown's on standby!

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Fall out with the senior players. Boyce being one


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On Saturday during the first half, Clare picked up an injury and twice motioned to Stendel he needed to come off. Clare and Naismith then waved towards Stendel and again intimated Clare needed hooked - Stendel just brushed them away and told them to get on with the game, at which point Naismith turned to Clare and said 'what the **** is he doing". :aok:

Any Hearts fan who doesn't think there are ructions is quite simply living in cloud cuckooland Aldo :agree:

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Fall out with the senior players. Boyce being one


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Perfect time to sack him to be honest.

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Originally Posted by Since452

It would be a good time to sack him tbh. Get a guy in who knows what he's doing during this enforced break.

In saying that, Coronavirus would be cured as well as Aids by the time Budge made up her mind.

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I’m sure that it has just been confirmed that a second guy is free of the active virus. Might not be cured but making more progress than Daniel

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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875

Nooooooooooo. please don't say things like this, he deserves time

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Turned up at work on wednesday morning stinking of drink too.

ALLEGEDLY

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Originally Posted by TrinityHibs

I’m sure that it has just been confirmed that a second guy is free of the active virus. Might not be cured but making more progress than Daniel

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You're referring to AIDS, I think. :agree:

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Originally Posted by Jones28

Turned up at work on wednesday morning stinking of drink too.

ALLEGEDLY

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Their Daniel reaping the benefits of Stratties liberal opening hours! 🥴

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Originally Posted by truehibernian

On Saturday during the first half, Clare picked up an injury and twice motioned to Stendel he needed to come off. Clare and Naismith then waved towards Stendel and again intimated Clare needed hooked - Stendel just brushed them away and told them to get on with the game, at which point Naismith turned to Clare and said 'what the **** is he doing". :aok:

Any Hearts fan who doesn't think there are ructions is quite simply living in cloud cuckooland Aldo :agree:

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Twat should have just walked off the pitch also looks like Stendels s actively looking to get sacked.

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Originally Posted by Phil MaGlass

Twat should have just walked off the pitch also looks like Stendels s actively looking to get sacked.

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Lennonesque

St Mirren goal-keeper has tested positive for Coronavirus.

The Hearts team have been advised not to self-isolate because they got nowhere near him.

:greengrin

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Originally Posted by JohnMcM

St Mirren goal-keeper has tested positive for Coronavirus.

The Hearts team have been advised not to self-isolate because they got nowhere near him.

:greengrin

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:not worth

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Originally Posted by JohnMcM

St Mirren goal-keeper has tested positive for Coronavirus.

The Hearts team have been advised not to self-isolate because they got nowhere near him.

:greengrin

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