The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by KingPat4

Have to ask this question. Seriously.

Do we all really want Hearts relegated?

The pro's are obvious, but on the other hand the club would be losing revenue and the fans would lose the derby's.

Dundee United are practically promoted and bring more away fans than half the other clubs and Dundee slightly less. ICT? No thanks.

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Couldn't care that much but will laugh quite hard if they go down. As to the derbies and who would replace them, that's just tough. I'm sure they will be back in the top flight in a season or five.

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Think back to April 1945. In the Fuerher Bunker old Adolf was moving around imaginary divisions, directing counter attacks in his drive for a final victory as the Russians closed the noose around Berlin and his generals and troops were all heading west to surrender to the Brits Canadians and Yanks.

Roll forward almost 75 years and another German with bunker mentalty is spouting the equivalent sporting delusion

"Daniel Stendel believes Hearts can beat Rangers for a second time in four weeks, boost their league survival hopes and win the Scottish Cup."

For the BBC today.

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Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby

Think back to April 1945. In the Fuerher Bunker old Adolf was moving around imaginary divisions, directing counter attacks in his drive for a final victory as the Russians closed the noose around Berlin and his generals and troops were all heading west to surrender to the Brits Canadians and Yanks.

Roll forward almost 75 years and another German with bunker mentalty is spouting the equivalent sporting delusion

"Daniel Stendel believes Hearts can beat Rangers for a second time in four weeks, boost their league survival hopes and win the Scottish Cup."

For the BBC today.

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There's more chance of Stendel escaping to Argentina than Hearts surviving and winning the cup

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Originally Posted by ancient hibee

This guy seems to be several sandwiches short of a picnic.I would be very careful particularly if he uses a very big knife to sharpen his pencil.

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[emoji23] He’s only allowed a crayon and it’s not allowed to be sharpened.


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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

Ron sounds like the worst property developer in history, spending millions on improvements to buildings he wants to knock down.[emoji23]


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I just listen to him spout his pish and then ask an obvious question..... just like you’ve mentioned Ozy. It’s all part of his bigger plan ‘apparently’ [emoji848]


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Originally Posted by Aldo

The chat from the office hearts fan today was brilliant. Now his take on this Hibs News is Ron is going to lure us all into a false sense of security then sell us off to a company to build flats and house. We are in masses of debt and last night reeked of desperation to cover all this up!

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I about spat my coffee out.






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My scarf twirling mate still thinks Ron has got no cash and is taking us for mugs. Apparently Ron has us over a barrel because we're now due him millions for the stadium and Training Center.

Mental.

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Originally Posted by Aldo

The chat from the office hearts fan today was brilliant. Now his take on this Hibs News is Ron is going to lure us all into a false sense of security then sell us off to a company to build flats and house. We are in masses of debt and last night reeked of desperation to cover all this up!

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I about spat my coffee out.






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I'm guessing this guy had a rather unhealthy relationship with the Scotsman's comments section not too long ago. What a total trumpet. In fact I suggest taking in a small plastic trumpet and tooting it in his face whenever he mentions Hins. My pet Jambos at work are way better trained than him.

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Jambo at my work said today that Hearts and Hibs are to big for the championship and we should increase the league next season to include Dundee Utd, Dundee, Dunfermline, Falkirk, Raith Rovers and Partick Thistle 🤪🤪🤪

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

Jambo at my work said today that Hearts and Hibs are to big for the championship and we should increase the league next season to include Dundee Utd, Dundee, Dunfermline, Falkirk, Raith Rovers and Partick Thistle [emoji2957][emoji2957][emoji2957]

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Hearts and Hibs are the biggest opponents of increasing the size of the league.


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Originally Posted by Since452

My scarf twirling mate still thinks Ron has got no cash and is taking us for mugs. Apparently Ron has us over a barrel because we're now due him millions for the stadium and Training Center.

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They can only but dream. When things are done correctly and legit they see it as being wrong. Years of financial doping down Tiny way has them thinking like this.

I’ll let them think what they want and we will go about our business. The ones I know still reckon their stadium and new mega stand is the best in the league for facilities etc.

I did say they had the best restricted views!


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Bbc Scotland will probably want Hearts down too. So they can star in Friday night championship football for a few years.

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

Jambo at my work said today that Hearts and Hibs are to big for the championship and we should increase the league next season to include Dundee Utd, Dundee, Dunfermline, Falkirk, Raith Rovers and Partick Thistle [emoji2957][emoji2957][emoji2957]

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Just like them calling St Johnstone chests fir admitting to spending too much!


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Originally Posted by KingPat4

Have to ask this question. Seriously.

Do we all really want Hearts relegated?

The pro's are obvious, but on the other hand the club would be losing revenue and the fans would lose the derby's.

Dundee United are practically promoted and bring more away fans than half the other clubs and Dundee slightly less. ICT? No thanks.

Thoughts?

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If your neighbours - who'd lied, cheated and swindled for 30+ years, whilst all the time, had looked down on you and everyone else as if you were something they'd just trodden on - ended-up being forced to go straight which resulted in them getting their house repossessed wouldn't you be just a tad happy ??

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Originally Posted by Aldo

The chat from the office hearts fan today was brilliant. Now his take on this Hibs News is Ron is going to lure us all into a false sense of security then sell us off to a company to build flats and house. We are in masses of debt and last night reeked of desperation to cover all this up!

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I about spat my coffee out.






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Do you work with folk with special needs ??

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Originally Posted by Hibby Kay-Yay

Yes, down with them. We do not rely on their away support and with the ambition of the club now set, hopefully we can start to pull even further away from them by the time they come back up.

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Unfortunately cash is king. Two home games against them 7000 tickets sold at an average of £20 per ticket generates £140,000. Add in TV money sold out hospitality etc we are probably talking in excess of £200,000. Can we afford to lose that amount ?? We’ve got a big screen to pay for 😂

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Originally Posted by Aldo

The chat from the office hearts fan today was brilliant. Now his take on this Hibs News is Ron is going to lure us all into a false sense of security then sell us off to a company to build flats and house. We are in masses of debt and last night reeked of desperation to cover all this up!

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Would his name be Rolland by any chance?

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Originally Posted by Kojock

Unfortunately cash is king. Two home games against them 7000 tickets sold at an average of £20 per ticket generates £140,000. Add in TV money sold out hospitality etc we are probably talking in excess of £200,000. Can we afford to lose that amount ?? We’ve got a big screen to pay for [emoji23]

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Increased chance of winning more prize money next season and also increased chance of Euro qualification. Also a relegation could hurt Hearts financially for years which would help Hibs for years.
Abso-*******-lutely I want them to go down.

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Originally Posted by Kojock

Do you work with folk with special needs ??

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I've just worked out that Aldo is a zookeeper and works full time in the penguin house.

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Originally Posted by Kojock

Do you work with folk with special needs ??

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No!


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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

I've just worked out that Aldo is a zookeeper and works full time in the penguin house.

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Now that is out of order btw......... and totally insulating and patronising towards penguins! [emoji3]

The guy just doesn’t get that his team are utter dug ***** and their stadium is a mess and everything about them is just well ****ED


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With all the money that has been poured into that club, either by legal or illegal means, it is incredible that so many millions have been pissed up against the wall.

And yet they will tell you it was worth it!

And now, with fans digging deep and anonymous benefactor's, not to mention Budge's expertise, they can't even complete a new stand properly, never mind the **** state of the team!

Thing is, nobody outside of our fine city really cares.

You just couldn't make it up.

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Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby

Would his name be Rolland by any chance?

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Nope it’s Kev the Jambo.... he hates it and wants to be called Kevin but since he’s said that I call him Kev the Jambo.




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Originally Posted by Aldo

Now that is out of order btw......... and totally insulating and patronising towards penguins! [emoji3]

The guy just doesn’t get that his team are utter dug ***** and their stadium is a mess and everything about them is just well ****ED


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So you're trying to convince me he is smarter and more independent thinking than a penguin?


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Originally Posted by Aldo

Tbh he’s decent at his job just doesn’t have a clue when he spouts about football!



Ha like that. Think I’ll print it off and stick it on his computer.


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You should ask someone to Photoshop a hearts shirt into him.

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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

So you're trying to convince me he is smarter and more independent thinking than a penguin?


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Now I didn’t say that!!!


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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

You should ask someone to Photoshop a hearts shirt into him.

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Might try it myself. He won’t like it but it’ll be very funny!


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Originally Posted by Aldo

Just like them calling St Johnstone chests fir admitting to spending too much!


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That's an interesting insult, tbf.

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Originally Posted by Kojock

Unfortunately cash is king. Two home games against them 7000 tickets sold at an average of £20 per ticket generates £140,000. Add in TV money sold out hospitality etc we are probably talking in excess of £200,000. Can we afford to lose that amount ?? We’ve got a big screen to pay for 😂

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It might only be one home game against them next season.

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Originally Posted by KingPat4

Have to ask this question. Seriously.

Do we all really want Hearts relegated?

The pro's are obvious, but on the other hand the club would be losing revenue and the fans would lose the derby's.

Dundee United are practically promoted and bring more away fans than half the other clubs and Dundee slightly less. ICT? No thanks.

Thoughts?

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I’d be happy to miss out on three or four derbies at the expense of these scheisters being relegated. Bring it on.

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Originally Posted by KingPat4

Have to ask this question. Seriously.

Do we all really want Hearts relegated?

The pro's are obvious, but on the other hand the club would be losing revenue and the fans would lose the derby's.

Dundee United are practically promoted and bring more away fans than half the other clubs and Dundee slightly less. ICT? No thanks.

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Yes. Want them to be the club that spent £30m, got relegated, and recorded it all for a BBC show. Oh the banter.