Yamazepam - a hypnotic drug used to help Hearts fans sleep at night, knowing full well that their bad dream will still be there in the morning!
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Yamazepam - a hypnotic drug used to help Hearts fans sleep at night, knowing full well that their bad dream will still be there in the morning!
Yamadan. The 12th month of the Yams calendar. The Yams month of fasting. This year it will be so much easier for his disciples to avoid any temptation to scoff a sausage roll or two with Allah Romanov failing to pay their salaries.
Yam, Set and Match - the day it's all over for that smelly deluded lot!
Yammawantalongawonga - Footballer in maroon desirous of extending his pay-day loan from the club sponsors
Yamlantis - The only city in which the council thinks the community stadium is a good, nay, great idea. Also rumoured to be a mile under the sea which is where Hearts will soon end up anyway.
Yamtric Sex - Physical contact which can bring dis-pleasure for hours at a time. See attached picture of Ronnie Corbett in a mankini.
This is by far the best, the wittiest and funniest thread of all time on Hibs.net IMO. I only wish I could think up something yammishly witty enough to add to it. I feel so inadequate and take my hat off to all you guys!
I just wanted to add my appreciation to all you contributors! Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:
Yamicably yours,
PV.
"I Yam, I Said" - Neil Diamond confirms that he's been is a life-long Jambo
Yamuptee. A one legged Gorgie resident. Also known as a donkey.
On this theme....Yamyl Nitrate, noted for it's short lasting effects (typically 10 weeks) followed by terrifying aftermath, occasionaly leading to death after everything goes POP.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrickyNicky
Yambogeddon (Endgame, Oh-Oh, Creek, Paddle, Without)
The last strange days of a mutant race. Destined for extinction from the very beginning, vapourised by their arch enemy HMRC into nothing but a puddle of pish that can't stand it's own smell. A hopeless situation. The inspiration behind Cher's hit 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves'
Yammunition (noun): Tired and ineffective insults used by Hearts fans towards Hibs fans as their club goes tits up before their very eyes.
yamaquidation
doesn't need any explaining :greengrin
HyaMRC
Government body dedicated to the extermination of noxious law-breakers.
YAMID-END
Return on Yam Share Options.
Yamademaday: Deep emotions encountered on the imminent demise of an inconsequential football team.
Yamahcannaehearyou: the pathetic, plaintive cry of the wounded Yam, whose overgrown and misshapen arrogance gland (a genetic defect resulting from centuries of inbreeding) prevents the hapless creature from processing the serious implications of their current plight, and leaves it able only to repeat 'Mister Romanov will save us' over and over.
The Yambusters!...hum the theme tune!..Der da da dar dada dada da dar...etc!:greengrin
Yamsterday- the day before when all those of a yammish persuation believed they would survive beyond Christmas despite Hobonomics stating they would not see the end of next week. RIP HOMFC 1874-2012
Yaba-yam-ado!!! - similar to the Fred Flintstone cheers the yaba-yam-ado chant can be heard coming out hibs supporters uncontrollably when something happens that is ****ing priceless.
:faf: howling at that. read in David Attenborough's voice hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish
Yamageddon - The inevitable extinction of this critically endangered species.
The Mayams Prophecy - A prophecy foretelling the end of Heart of Midlothian Football Club at the end of 2012.
Gangyam Style
Inferior product from the east. Complete waste of money. Cf "Lithuanian footballer".
:not worthQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibercelona
Yammy Hill - a retro, philandering comedy character who spends his time in a maroon rag getting chased in and out of buildings by a phlanx of HMRC inspectors. See also "The Massacre of Yammy Hill, December 2012" for details of his untimely yet hilarious demise.
Noyam's Ark
A huge mythical boat which will not be coming to save the yams from drowning in a flood of debt.
Yamortisation - financial term, meaning the gradual depreciation of worth over a period of time eventually resulting in the said item being effectively worthless.
50 shades of Yam
A story of sordid humpings being carried out in the full public view to 400,000 inbred pinkoids.
Yamstrong- A maroon coloured animal that survived throughout the 20th century. Became extinct in 2012 following a prolonged period of financial doping
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Originally Posted by Hibercelona
These two are up there with Yamaha. Excellent work. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70