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Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
Motherwell?
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Where do you work?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
Motherwell?
Men that drink gin! :-)
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Originally Posted by Pete
Railway.
Does anybody else get peed off at the wee bits of sticky tape sealing a loaf of bread? Nine times out of ten the ends of the tape are stuck together and impossible to separate.
Yep. Spot on ..... and add to unwrapping CD cases, opening pressure sealed jars, pulling tags on corn beef tins & pop tins that break on first tug, opening self locking freezer bags that don't open when 'unlocked', etc....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Ain't modern technology wonderful.
Perfume and aftershave adverts.
After watching one I’m like “eh?”
Game shows where the contestants are Nigel & Hilary from Kent v Ian & Morag from Inversnecky.
The questions are generally of the ilk ...
1) Which London Underground line serves Chigwell?
2) Who scored 100 runs agains the West Indies in 2015?
3) Which river flows through Maidstone?
That kinda happened on Pointless tonight.
Absolute Lillian Gish.
Start at the neck, where they begin to separate, and work out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
This man can use his loaf! :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Future17
Football players talking behind their hands when walking off the pitch at the end of a game.
Substitutes who take a good five minutes to get dressed once they are told they are going on.
They have one job - to be ready to come on.
If I was a manager I would tell them to be ready and if they weren’t then I’d put someone else on.
People who don't pick up their dogs ****.
People who refer to animals (pets)as though they are humans. They even sign their names on Christmas cards 😂
This. As a responsible dog owner who goes to great length to make sure I do clean up after mine there is nothing more frustrating than stepping in a big dog ***** on the way to either retrieving my dog's offering or heading to the bin to dispose of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
On a related note, dog's short life-spans. My in-law's beautiful retriever died at the age of 15 yesterday. She had a good life but it's still pretty devastating for all of us now that she's gone. My springer spaniel is 9 now and that's a fairly sobering thought in itself. I just wish they could live a bit longer.
Saw an advert on TV on holiday in the Caribbean and for a US brand of dog food, they said that over 80% of "pet parents", would recommend it. 😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouse Hibby
Not being able to sleep!
Wake up at silly o clock nearly every morning now. Hate it. On meds which give me bad dreams so all in all not good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
Being early for an event to get a decent seat then the late comers arrive and plop themselves right in front of you.
Forgetting to book panto tickets early.
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Originally Posted by snooky
Just like going to a Hibs away game with allocated seating then the host club saying sit anywhere...:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by sleeping giant
Oh yes you did! :greengrin
People who print stuff on shared printers then leave it sitting there - sometimes for ever! :grr:
That's where I found a paper setting out plans to do away with my job!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
You do t happen to need 2 for sleeping beauty at Brunton afternoon performance on 12th Dec. Going spare at the moment....Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeping giant
Penguins on Christmas wrapping paper and decorations.
WHat do penguins have to do with Christmas? I almost get polar bears as they live in an area relatively close to Santa Claus but penguins live about as far away from there as it’s possible to get. Is there some connection I have missed besides penguins live in the snow?
Do you ever suspect you’re maybe over thinking things? 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Must take you ages to wrap the Christmas presents.
It’s wrapping presents that has fuelled my rage. The wrapping paper I have is covered in penguins wearing scarves and wool hats!Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
You should've picked your own paper!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
I think penguins fit in quite well with Christmas stuff actually :greengrin
Well that’s where you went wrong......Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Gift bags.
Ive already booked Jack and the Beanstalk at the Alahambra in Dunfermline for Christmas Eve. Very back row though :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by beensaidbefore
Every year I say I'm going to book the Kings but I forget.
Been promising the family a box there for years :-)