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Yam-summers:Digusting franchise were YAMS goes to each other houses to sell adult nightwear and toys.
Big sellers at these franchises include:
The Paul Hartley anal probe/night light batteries included
The Graham Rix barely legal gymslip, with optional school report card
and one for the boy racers the Callum Elliot Tyre inflator/Pen** pump
I thought it wouldve been a dance mat signed by him.Quote:
Originally Posted by fiolex1
Yamolition (Bint, Pink)
The process of thinking that you're getting one over on your superior rivals by being paid to knock down on old piece of their property. You try to be funny and bury a piece of your own club's decaying history in the rubble without realising that:
a) It will be trampled on by thousands of Hibbies if it remains.
b) It will be dug up within days as the excavation process is not complete
c) If it survives (unlikely given the club it represents) it will send your company into liquidation whilst you pay to have it dug up again and all you'll have achieved is to pave the way for the sort of progress and redevelopment at your rivals that your own club can only dream about.
See also: 'Yamolition Derby'
Yaminterested-Noyamnot (Jumbo, Courting)
The process of signing huge stars to play at Tinytackle except not doing by declaring their undying love for a player until he turns them down, at which point he is not good enough, past it and was never really wanted anyway.
Yamomentary Delusion: That point in the season when the Yams' habitual deluded assertion of being a 'Big Team' is overtaken by their spontaneous genuine belief that they will actually win the league, only shortly thereafter to be punctured by reality.
See also Yamnogonnaeeftera' (bitterness, self loathing) and Yamalwaysthebridesmaid (1986, repeat ad nauseum)
FJK (Setup, Whitewash)
The advance planning of a seemingly surprise event.
See also: FJHNFC (Shock, Nae Luck)
Yammaries High (End Game, Final Curtain)
A bleak outlook caused by a number of problems accelerating and an unsure future.
YAMARATINS
Thats who all the the pink supporters can phone as they consider suicide :agree:
Yamalary payment received in return for services, said payment consisting of empty promises.
Yamopede - fifty Yams doing the conga outside a primary school.
Yamateur - "Footballer" who plays despite not having been paid for two months in breach of his contract. Easily recognised by the maroon stripe down his back.
Or in Latin ..................
Amayamo
Amayamanus
Amayamgun t
Yamootohere - Oft heard primal cry in vicinity of dressing room of big Edinburgh football club
Yamootohereanaw - Traditional reply to the above
Yamroll - a bit like payroll but without the pay bit.
Yamburger - A 64 year old aged Lithuanian meat inserted into 400,000 lightly seasoned Tynecastle buns.
Yambiguous - difficult to comprehend and classify,having two or more structural descriptions; eg: ugly and even uglier.
Yamsterdam - famous for legal prostitution the area of Rosse Buurt ( Roseburn ), where mutant type transvestites parade their wares in asbestos ridden shop windows for Lithuanian businessmen to sweep them off their feet on a white horse.
YAMBLESALE
Usually held in a drafty church hall, a sale of football related items, usually out of date and with a 99% discount of retail price.
Takings used to offset £50,000,000 debt.
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Successful Business Yam
The search goes on for the elusive individual who is both:
a) Smart enough to have acquired huge personal wealth, and;
b) Stupid enough to pour £50m of their money into a maroon-coloured basket case, with no prospect of a return.
All prospective candidates are urged to contact one of the 27 or so supporter representatives or committees, as a matter of some urgency.
George Foulkes also said to be waiting by the phone to speak to any potential saviours (please don't call before 11 am or so, out to lunch 11:15 - 4pm, not guaranteed to pick up after that time).
Yam ahaha - not a type of product or bike but an automatic response when you here the word Yam
Yampignon - a kept in the dark funghi, crammed into a tin with an abestos lid.
"Yamazing Grace"
Old song traditionally sung before evening meal every pay day - sadly not so popular these days.
Yam
Once common around the less desirable areas of Edinburgh until its long-foreseen by-those-in-green extinction, Circa January 2012
An individual seeking to supplement income from employment in the interior redesign industry.
YAMSON a word used by their leaders meaning retreat.
Yamattemulsion - Form of paint used by Hearts players to supplement their income over the festive period.
YAMU
A gullible, fight-less gorgie bird (Dromiyamus novaelithuniae) related to and resembling the ostrich.
Yam with a vanQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Individual available for odd jobs during the week, check for weekend availability in January.
YAMPLODE - What will happen to many Yams who although they are well up themselves feel the need to get even further up themselves - after all they have to bury their heads somewhere. Symptoms of The Yamplosion will be broken heart, endless tears, many sleepless nights, much soul searching (until they realise Vlad has theirs), complete and utter jealousy and envy of those they used to call hobos and caravan dwellers. A sense of loss that will never be replaced and finally and most importantly the realisation that the Hibernian way was, is and will be the ONLY WAY in the future.
Yamunter: the trophy wife or girl/boyfriend of a Hearts player.
Yamdyman - available for all sorts of domestic tasks, painting, plumbing, putting up shelves etc. Selected days and full cash payment up-front only.
Call 01874 - 999 - 999.
Yamkrupt - the state of owing so much money to yourself, that you will never be able to either repay yourself or write off the debt.
Lithuaniyam - a philanthropic banker who rescues an obscure debt-ridden hoofball team from a derelict asbestos dump and benevolently bankrolls their new stadium and relentless march to winning the Champions League in front of 400,000 devoted fans within just five years.