We beat them again and that is Critchley out a job. I don't want us to be the cause of sacking such a modern great for Scotland 3rd biggest and best club who are in the bottom 6!Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
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We beat them again and that is Critchley out a job. I don't want us to be the cause of sacking such a modern great for Scotland 3rd biggest and best club who are in the bottom 6!Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
He'll get emptied soon anyway, I'd rather it was down to us than some gang from the bottom 6.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
If they finish 9th they can still be the 3rd force...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
...of the bottom six 😅
Seems everything’s gone to the dogs over there ….Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...food-at-tynie/
If it's not a wind-up then someone has deep-seated issues. Failing to make the top six is 'the nadir'?! When I started watching football Hearts were relegated three times in five seasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
That has to be a Hibs fan. 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
Food Food glorious foodQuote:
Originally Posted by 3pm
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Nothings going right at the Hotel Gorgie, you roll up in your best blazer and strides all set for a feast and all you get for your very generous donations is a ****** sandwich.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
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The state of Heart of Midlothian thread over there is a fine read.
From no butter on the hotdogs to wanting Sean Dyche as manager it’s comedy at its best 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Goals scored this season:
Lawrence Shankland: 4
Rocky Bushiri: 4
Quite funny that they're still calling us the wee team over there 😂😂😂
Hearts OG 5 :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by SHODAN
My favourite poster over there is 'manaliveits105'.........a furious idiot who likes shoehorning nicknames into words like St Liedoon, Hoofbernian etc.
Can't seem to make a post without mentioning Hibs regardless of the subject matter.
GLORIOUS
Just wait, just wait until Jamestown analytics kicks in proper. You’ll see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Big teams spend money on players using data anything else and they are not good.
Kartum - £350k
Stienwender - £650k
McCarthourse - £175k
These figures have been provided by my Jambo chum and jets not forget the £600k they’ve just spent on a new RB using the data!
For what? Bottom 6
Was this Og guy one of the ones they identified with their amazing analytics?Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Sounds like they've unearthed yet another world beater.
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There's microbes living on his forehead arguing whether they live on a globe or a flat plane.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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Right up them and Indian Waiter Dhanda
Butter on a hot dog? Good grief....:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by 3pm
Four wordsQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
James
Town
Anal
Ytics
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Originally Posted by Springbank
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Originally Posted by Kato
They are and always will be the POPPY THIEVES by the way they hate being called that so if you really want to wind them up :flag:
We done them a good turn today by beating Dundee. They literally have 1 good player in their squad in Penrice. The rest are awful. Man for man we are better and currently sitting 3rd for a reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
The Jambos I know seem to think that Beni Baningime is better than anyone we’ve got. I only see them play at Derbys and Sportscene highlights and certainly haven’t seen anything to back this up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
The guy who has played for them since 2021 and only played 74 games in that 4 years. He can have all the quality he wants, but if he can't string more than 3 games together then he is useless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
Baningime is one of the most over hyped midfielders in the league. Plays very safe football, simple passes, never really gets forward, breaks up play now and again but blows out his backside after an hour. Contrast that with Triantis. BB would be lucky to make our bench 👍Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
I think he has a nice touch, rarely gets knocked off the ball but has zero pace and never ever gets forward. As you say he wouldn’t be stripped in our current team.Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
I do think he is their best player. Wouldn't get in our starting XI though. So pretty much sums it up. Hearts = **** Hibs = brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
13 points at the split. Sit doon, wee man.
That's exactly why I wanted another shot at them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
Wonder how high up the Jamestown Analytics recommendation list Sir David Gray is now? 😇
I never miss an opportunity and tell everyone I know about what they did as I can - only thing is I call them the Poppy Pilferers - nothing like a bit of alliteration 😬Quote:
Originally Posted by Garymcl
Hearts are dugmeat.
I had a peek at their "other games" thread (it's actual title is mind bogglingly arrogant and dismissive)... and the language used in relation to us... and anyone who dares to suggest that we've done well, is just :jamboak:Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Given that this kind of hatred and their superiority complex grew wings with the arrival of the 'sinky sub' guy, it's not difficult to draw parallels with the rise of trump and maga. Both 'movements' born on the back of lies, fraud, and a belief that they're 'better' than everyone else. Any and all evidence to the contrary just 'Fake News'
The humiliation isn't over for those tramps yet either. Out in the semi OR pumped by Celtic in the final to coincide with a playoff defeat to Raith Rovers. Popcorn at the ready.
Hahaha, this was my thought. Must drive them mad that he’s probably the best young manager going just now, that and just generally every day waking up knowing you have to go through life being a jambo.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman
“Scroll doon quick Ann, pretend we never saw his name up there. Ok. Now, who is this, Craig L…”Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman
Was looking at Kickback and one poster commented on the fluidity of our play.
A guy called Horatio posted Hearts are fluid like diarrhoea
Made me laugh so it did.
I go further on social media, whenever I find them salivating over anything positive, I simply copy and paste the whole list of people they owed money to with the Lady Haig Poppy Fund in bold.Quote:
Originally Posted by scm70nyd1973
While you’re over there, check out the thread “I have a confession to make…,”Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Jeezo…. :rolleyes:
Some of bawbags on sickback sayin the want sean dyche as next manager 🤣🤣🤣
Dream on yi smelly tarts
Tears Tears glorious Tears 😆Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
I wonder how they'd have ended up this season if they'd stuck with Naismith as we did with Gray. Personally I thought he was harshly treated after finishing 3rd by a distance the previous season, but then I guess Hearts also sacked Neilson when they were actually sitting third.
Sure, nobody appears to have come in for Naismith since he was sacked, but as an analyst he comes across as astute and you wonder if they'd have done any worse than they have under Critchley if they'd stuck by him instead of pulling the trigger at the first real sign of trouble.
Anyway, f*** 'em. Delighted to see them bottom six
Just realised the St Mirren scored their winner in the 86th minute.🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone have 2 spare derby tickets for after the split:faf:
I've got three derby tickets if you want, all for the Play off first leg - Livingston v Hearts at AlmondvaleQuote:
Originally Posted by Thatdayinmay16
I will miss the thread moaning about having to wait in the queue to get tickets for Tinycastle and wondering how many posts it will take to mention loyalty points.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatdayinmay16
It wasn’t that long ago Livingston beat Hearts 5-0.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Absolutely incredible scoreline against them.
A Dundee win with a Kilmarnock or Ross County win, preferably County as they play them next at home would make them worry a bit more.
I don't think they'll finish in 11th but it could be close if they struggle the first couple of games.
The Tynecastle scramble will be replaced by the Pittodrie scramble.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Will be circa 1000 tickets available for sale after Hibs First.
Will be gone within the hour, or quicker.
Just read it and it's full of their "Hibs related" comfort blanket cliches - it's an absolute hoot lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Are they hurting? You bet your bottom dollar they are. Pleasing!
He's nothing special. That lot don't really know what a good footballer looks like given the style of play they've watched for decades now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
A lot of them rate Cammy Devlin who is literally one of the worst midfielders I've ever seen at this level. Running about doesn't make you good. Seen him run into positions he can't receive the ball as well. The guy hides.
https://x.com/Mark_FTH/status/1911815105878090186
Highly recommend
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Originally Posted by Since452
Mon the Critch.
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He got them a decent points total last year … but, it was a year when us and the sheep finished in the bottom half. Wouldn’t have happened this year, though not sure if he would’ve been any better.Quote:
Originally Posted by He's here!
But yes … agree totally, absolutely delighted with how things are progressing for us, and it’s a fun aside (and only an aside) to see them flounder.
That is very good 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
And also … looking at the list of matches Hearts have, then our list of fixtures … only underlines how exciting an end to the season our players and manager have worked hard to achieve. Fantastic achievement from each and every player, they have ALL had their own personal crucial moments, and contributed positively to a proper “team”.
Must be so hard to be a jambo and watch this … but what a run in we have, let’s get behind them all the way now, win or lose … so happy we don’t have that list of matches the jambos have … nae fun to look forward to that, though their latest crutch is the cup game (no plural hopefully lol) …
That link was so funny though, thanks for brightening a cloudy Tuesday afternoon here 😊
They don't care what we think. They're smarter than us, and smarter than each other too as evidenced by their matchday thread today:
"Oh I’d hazard a guess that my intellectual capacity FAR outweighs yours pal…I’d also hazard a guess that I earn WAY more than you as well, but vest la vie…you would rather be a good outlier boy and ‘support’ the club now matter how shambolic and disgraceful it is."
As I'm obviously not as smart as a yam, can anyone tell me what "vest la vie" means? 🤣
It means semmit or otherQuote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
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Originally Posted by AltheHibby
Wonder what AmericanKev is thinking right now, probably bawling his eyes out......
Think it means he’s ‘armless. :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
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Originally Posted by oneone73
Make AmericanKev Greet Again!Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
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Originally Posted by HarpOnHibee
He’ll be along shortly to tell us they will do everything possible to make sure they lie down against teams to ensure we get nowhere near third!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
No wait….
Actually think that was a massive opportunity to get to a final for Hearts.
Aberdeen woeful and keep 11 players on pitch and maybe they win that game.
Instead 9 men..captain going off with cramp..Gordon own goal..Gordon spill for the 2nd goal, no Europe for Hearts or denying Hibs Europe..or even a chance to make more money from the final with ticket sales etc.
Another poor Critch result against his record …bottom 6 relegation battle to commence next week..
Keep it up Jambos..we are enjoying the collapse.
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Originally Posted by HarpOnHibee
Does anyone know where I can see the, ahem, highlights?
Still won both cups more recently than yous, Jambos!
😀
They consist of two Aberdeen goals, end ofQuote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
That's the self declared 3rd biggest club in Scotland for you!
Shows you the difference in club mentality. We had an awful start, remained calm got top six secured and chasing a strong European finish. They panicked, sacked the egg, brought in another clown and finished bottom and got their hopes up only to get knocked out the semi.
BBC Scotland sport. It's no long.....Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
Don’t forget a large section of their fan base have NEVER seen them win the League Cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
No Europe for Hearts means group stages of league cup next season??
One of the worst games ever…don’t bother watching more than the 2 Aberdeen goals.Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
Shankland getting cramp might even make the highlights..
Got it. ThanksQuote:
Originally Posted by green day
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Originally Posted by AltheHibby
It means life jacket - i.e. what Hearts fans will need when they are drowning in the bottom 6
If only they had the password GorgieAnalytica (it’s “forty-two”) and understood the answer … now what’s the question?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman
Just saw busload of the wee team fans getting off ,pub just next to them did they go in no they did not straight home to take it out the wife and family they’re not happy bunnies 😂😂😂😂🇳🇬
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Originally Posted by Since452
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Originally Posted by GreenCastle
Gordon’s finish for the first goal was pure instinct though… you can’t teach class like that.
The tragedy is that for all his inadequate deluded pomposity, its odds on that he’s correct in this particular instance.Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
They have a thread about how good their defence was and how good Frankie Kent is.
No mention of how tragic Aberdeen were in attack and how bad they were at playing with an extra man.
Enjoy your relegation battle you pink scarf twirling gimps
Everything and everyone was great today no outstanding. All the excuses to cover up the bitterness and seethe they all have for such an utterly **** season and splurging millions on utter dross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
Yip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
Even according to them Aberdeen were absolutely brutal but at the same time Hearts defended magnificently. Some logic.
Some poster called Deid Heid is getting particularly irate...calling out everyone..people wanting him banned..quite funny 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
Did they win the singing contest too ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
they are not a happy bunch over there... fighting among themselves.. :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin
This is how I feel
https://youtu.be/Itrc3HtC230?si=mtGRJrwayb1Y2xEO
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Originally Posted by Clarence
A jambo thought - Ah but we wouldn't be in the bottom six if you got points for parking the bus :greengrin
All is Barry player ratings are mental. Makes it sounds like they gave some outstanding performance, what an odd lot
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...jambos-5090990
And Gordon must score, Craig Gordon does what Craig Gordon does.
Usual crap trying to turn a defeat into some form of victoryQuote:
Originally Posted by Svengali
You had a semi but now it's gone.
Lets plays barrys bull**** bingo on that report;Quote:
Originally Posted by Svengali
Colossal
Brave (2x)
Manful
Diligent
Resolute
Battled
Brilliant (x2)
Gargantuan:faf:
The players who didnt get sent off all got 7s or 8s. WTAF. One shot on target in over 100 minutes
They had everyone behind the ball for about 75 mins against Aberdeen ffs hardly Barcelona 😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Svengali
Hearts remind me of Hibs in the Fenlon era. Just happy to be there and not get pumped. Patting each other on the backs about how brave they were and how loud they sung. They are in a worrying (for them) place as a club.
That was a shocking Aberdeen performance. They never turned up. Hearrs still couldn't beat them.
Best scarf twirlers in the world thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Was the equaliser drilled home emphatically’?Quote:
Originally Posted by Svengali