22,685 days since Hearts last won the league cup.
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22,685 days since Hearts last won the league cup.
No matter how bad we are we can always still laugh at Hearts. Never change Jambos.
Every single thing they do is either the bigliest or bestest and most innovative in the world of football.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Single tiered restricted view main stand with the bestest every dugouts in world football. Funny though how they have never ever came out and told us the new capacity since this £25 million quid was completed (well maybe they are holding off until it’s finished)
First every football club in the history of football to have a bespoke Hotel with no windows which will make them a million every season. Funny again how they’ve never mentioned how successful it has been (or maybe not) as one look at the availability pretty much throughout the year tells you I don’t think it’ll be making as much as they think.
Budge and co are brilliant at one thing and that’s the deflect when things get tough. They don’t see it and think all is Barry because they now have £10 million investment from Bloom (no wait) and the bestest every data analysis to ever be seen in football.
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Originally Posted by green day
Those numbers might be understated, FoH have put in £18m, although I suppose £2m of that was paid to Budge for the shares. As for the Anderson amounts it was £29.5m up to year end June 2024 but since then he’s put in an additional £2.0m, and given a £4m new loan. He also put in around £3m for shirt sponsorship.
Not sure what that all adds up to. Plenty.
The Donald Trump of Scottish Football.:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Aye sounds about right. [emoji2]Quote:
Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs
The Flumps have become the Trumps...Quote:
Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs
Make Gorgie Great Again
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Originally Posted by 007
Didn't AB brothers Company build the stand ? Imagine Queen Ann has scored
And the Hippos on the FOH board will get there shareQuote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
Remember the 3 jumbos that had hertz winning the league by 2025/26 season and Robbie Neilson wasn’t it ? Down as the best manager since Alex Ferguson 😂
Maybe they meant the Championship? They have a pretty decent modern day record down there to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
Robbie Neilson was the best manager called Robbie Neilson Hearts ever had. So good they named him twice.
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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...s-33391969.amp
Will always be my favourite hearts story this season and how well that one turned out.
https://x.com/Football_Scot/status/1...=Football_ScotQuote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
Total flumpage.
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A win on the 26th it will be Make Gorgie Greet Again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
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Originally Posted by Carheenlea
What’s this ‘again’ that you speak of? :wink:
The arrogance has no limits. Rock bottom, 10 points from 15 games, on a run of 1 win in 8 under the new manager, 1 win in 8 at home, a striker with 1 goal in 48 attempts at goal this season and confident they will finish top 6 (9 points infront) :aok:
Managers at the beginning of another one of his unbeaten runs, like the previous one BBC Heartsound were so enthusiastic about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby's Cinema
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22,684 days since I was born, meaning that in my long life they have never won it.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Beat them 3-2 at Tynecastle the day I was born[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
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Pre 1874.Quote:
Originally Posted by McD
Longer than I've been alive and I'm a couple of weeks shy of turning 62. Big team indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
BBC Heartsound outdid itself today
Preston ‘Biscuits’ and McLaughlin almost peeing themselves live on air when ‘shanks’ gets not one goal by two goals taking his total to three.
The panel now have Hearts safe from any trouble and debated for the majority of the post full time show how much Hearts would need to stretch to give this maverick an extended deal. Remember this being the same player Hearts fans were verbally abusing when he missed a penalty in Belgium.
Meanwhile in the real world Hearts will be bottom of the league in Saturday if we take a minimum point at home to Ross County and more so we are likely to be 8th if we win.
More likely that we will miss the chance of moving to 8th.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
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Originally Posted by Aldo
For “Donations” read “VAT-free donations” as I understand it - quickest and most efficient route to getting cash into the club.
Huge game for us, big crowd and a lot of us more optimistic. So let’s hope you are wrong then.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisski33
Showed real character in keeping it down to one against 10 men.
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Originally Posted by chrisski33
Ahem, we won and they lost.
😁
Shankland will score for fun in the Championship. Again.
He’ll be at Sevco by thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
More chance of him being at CostcoQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
:agree: Macleans battalion spirit.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
I'm about to head off to Costco in a little bit, if I see him there I'll slap his bulbous heid on behalf of Hibees far and wide.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
But but but 5-1! Which they can all do with one hand 🤣
Use a large frying pan, the clunk sound would reverberate around the building and everyone would recognise the sound as being ShankenheidsQuote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
F**** sake, that would get to 5 on the Richter Scale...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
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Originally Posted by HoboHarry
There are some amazingly hilarious threads on JKB today [emoji1787][emoji1787]
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That was the Critchley of all Critchleys.
They certainly Critchleyd It
And hold their comfort blanket at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
Jealous peg selling hobos.
A boot in the critchleys :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Itsnoteasy
Which division would they be in without £45m worth of donations? Would they even exist?
They're lucky Kilmarnock weren't reduced to 9 men, could have scored even more.Quote:
Originally Posted by mutley
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Want to buy some?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Depends what kind….[emoji38]Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Handcrafted, no spring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Proper pegs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Nice quote from Derek McInnes
When asked how he felt after beating Hearts 1-0 with ten men
"An expected win"
Have it, Critchley
Did he really say that ? :hilarious:hilarious:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Did the Yams CEO McKinlay not defend the appointment of Critchley not as a distant 2nd choice but was down to the “analytics”?
When he ditches him in Feb will he now say the next appointment will be the first that’s down to the super spreadsheet?
When you talk so much bull**** it eventually catches up on you…
Apparently they got "too emotional on the ball", whatever that means 🤣
Come to me first, discount prices and complimentary lucky white heather[emoji6]Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
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Crotchley is looking more and more like prime Cathro here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
My Dad wasn't even born when they last won it!Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
He also said 'we started brightly then the sending off changed the game.......'Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
The sending off was in your favour you absolute plum. The only time anyone ever peddles the 'it's harder to play against 10 men' nonsense is when they don't capitalise on it. Managers habitually bemoan referees not sending off opposition players or complain about having their own players sent off. If having 10 men or playing against 11 was really easier then they wouldn't do that, they'd welcome the referee's error if anything. Denying that having a man advantage isn't hugely beneficial is just a lie. If you can't exploit that advantage then that's on you but it's in no way, shape or form any kind of handicap.
I listened to his press conference post match and as ever he spoke very well. He also speaks well on VAR pointing out how Hearts had not received bookings for offenses his players had been booked for all year ultimately leading to reds. Also called out Hatate's challenge that wasn't red. He may be absolutely right about the inconsistency between referees but in my view it is far more the inconsistencies in the way referees treat different teams. Hibs players get book for anything that even resembles a booking. In the same game we watch The Rangers/ Celtc, Aberdeen and Hearts players get away with similar offences time after timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Yam-Anal-YticsQuote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Speaking about the appointment, Chief Executive Officer Andrew McKinlay told the Official Hearts Website; "I'm very happy to be able to welcome Neil to Hearts.
"We've made no secret of the fact that analytics has guided our search for a new manager, and that data presented us with many top quality options including Neil.
Aww, were they all having a wee cry because the 10 man opposition wouldn't lie down and let them score. :boo hoo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
So they beat Killie in the dribbling stats. 😀Quote:
Originally Posted by Groathillgrump
That doesn't say where he was in teh list of those "top" optionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Or justQuote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Yam Anals
That doesn't sound like the sort of cold hard outcome you'd expect from the world's biggest, best data analytics system. Never known hardware to involve emotion, even with mrs doctor Budge at the wheel, software maybe..........https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bf93713735.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
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Yeah but Budge made a **** up, it wasnt Analytics Software they used to select a Manager, it was Anagrams Solver:Quote:
Originally Posted by wookie70
Chill ye cretin
Erect in chilly
Erin itchy cell
Cry chit neille
Hell nice city
Clench it riley
Neil critchley
I notice the Maroon Balloons are now starting to call him Critchley instead of their traditional "Neil".Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
He might be lucky to last the season.
He’ll not see Boxing Day dinner if we beat them at TynieQuote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
Ah, those dysphemistic Jambos!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
Just like how Oor Daniel quickly gave way to Stendel! And Queen Anne or Mrs Budge to simply Budge. Even heard one or two refer may now refer to her as "Budgie." 🤣
Many top quality options but according to McKinlay they didn’t negotiate with anyone other than Critchley even though there was a lot of talk about Hogmo who they couldn’t afford …..Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/c5yjevxj5ndo
Then the talk of becoming title contenders was mentioned…
https://au.sports.yahoo.com/mckinlay...151415024.html
More Hogwash then Hogmo .
Low tech Cathro 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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Originally Posted by Iain G
Reel to reel tape recorder version of Father Dougal.
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Perhaps just meant a lack of what Archibald used to highlight whenever he analysed games, a lack of composure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
It would be a mistake to find too many similarities between Critchley and Cathro. That kind of mindset might take root over at the other place and Critchley might be hounded out just as Cathro was. And we wouldn't want that.
Trying not to watch his post match interview with green tinted specs. I thought it was shocking and looked lost
Critchley's record so far in league games is:
Played: 9
Won: 3
Drawn: 2
Lost: 5
For: 12
Against: 11
It's an improvement over Naismith but hardly the new manager bounce they were looking for - especially for a team that everyone, including most of this forum, had as nailed-on for third.
Love McInnes sometimes
This was the quote on beating Hearts with 10 men for 92 minutes of play:
"It's a brilliant day and victory and it's no more than we deserved. When you dress it down, it's just three points and three points we expected. But we've done it the hard way and some three points feel better than others, and because of the context it feels like a brilliant three points."
3+2+5= 10 not 9 have got a Euro result in there by accidentQuote:
Originally Posted by SHODAN
Wouldn't be at all surprised if Petrol Club pump them tomorrow. Would be up there with when that part time Maltese outfit pumped them out Europe.
Getting up to 14/1 on FC Petrol Pump.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Petrol Pump or draw 11/4
Huge game for them this evening, if it goes tits up it could really be an implosion of their season and see them on the path to relegation.
It is apparently worth €1 million to them if they progress this evening, the first time a non-OF club have progressed in European group football.
They have 3 home games out of 4 in the league after this so unfortunately a lift this evening could see them in a bit of form before we go there. As dire as they have been the new manager has been able to pick up results at home.
Pivotal game in their season imo and one which could have a huge influence going into the upcoming derby.
Think they'll win comfortably unfortunately. This team look proper brutal, not just brutal, like Hearts are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Contador
I do agree, but they went away to that Istanbul mob that pumped hearts comfortably home and away and were a late VAR decision away from getting a draw against Real Betis a couple of weeks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnM1875
Should be a comfortable win for hearts but if a goal doesn’t come early first half it could well get twitchy for them
**** the hertzQuote:
Originally Posted by Contador
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
In front of a "rammed" Tynecastle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Contador
"unique atmosphere"Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
"white hot cauldron"
etc etc
Probably wildly optimistic to think that the Gorgie Goons will get eliminated tonight but what's fitba without hope...
Petrocub have a winger called Puscas …….. just saying. :greengrin
After winning their first 2 games they have well and truly Densed it.
Hope to god they don't sack him.
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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
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They were level on goal difference, it is number of goals scored they've gone out on. Shame. Maybe they should change it to goal average. 😀
Least they know how to do Microsoft excel
They've got a cheek to use "Hibs'd it", they've probably f'd up more than us over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Hearts are an absolute circus, and I can't remember a time when they weren't. Shambles from top to bottom. The pompous owners don't have a clue what they're doing. Such a shame that the fans can't get rid of them because it's themselves.
Wish hearts stayed in Europe
Would have effected their league campaign more
There own fault, they should have played goal machine Shankland and it wouldnt have been an issueQuote:
Originally Posted by 007
Actually I change my mind, delighted they’re outQuote:
Originally Posted by Unseen work
Can it be affected even more ? They are bottom 🤭Quote:
Originally Posted by Unseen work
No chance! For what, two games? The extra money they would have gained isn't worth that imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unseen work
They just drew at home to a Moldovan team. They are absolute pish European football or not.
I think the money for getting through was pretty big.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnM1875
Shame.