Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Growing Rapidly Older Wears Limbs, Elderly Rogering's Supressed

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Suspenders under pyjamas represent sexual senility, even dotage

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Suspenders under pyjamas represent sexual senility, even dotage

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Droopy Old Tadgers Always Get Straightened

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Droopy Old Tadgers Always Get Straightened

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Septuagenarian Trysts Regularly Accomodate Infirm Geriatrics Hoping To Experience Novelty Entry Demands.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Trysts Regularly Accomodate Infirm Geriatrics Hoping To Experience Novelty Entry Demands.

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Dirty elderly matrons accept nookie demands, surprisingly

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

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Dirty elderly matrons accept nookie demands, surprisingly

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Some Unbelievably Ravishing Pensioners Regularly Invite Swingers Into Nookie, Generating Lusty Y-chromosomes

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Unbelievably Ravishing Pensioners Regularly Invite Swingers Into Nookie, Generating Lusty Y-chromosomes

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Yucky crumblie "hotties" realising opportunities may often seem minute, expect sauciness

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Yucky crumblie "hotties" realising opportunities may often seem minute, expect sauciness

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Seventy And Up? Come In! Nice Etymologists Savour Septuagenerians

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Seventy And Up? Come In! Nice Etymologists Savour Septuagenerians

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Seventies? Eighties provide terrifically unusual ageist "games". Even nineties expect ravishing, indulgence and naughtiness sometimes.

I may boak now.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Seventies? Eighties provide terrifically unusual ageist "games". Even nineties expect ravishing, indulgence and naughtiness sometimes.

I may boak now.

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Some Older Matures Evidently Tickle Incessantly Marius's Erect Stanchion

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Some Older Matures Evidently Tickle Incessantly Marius's Erect Stanchion

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Senility Transfers A Nonchalance Commonly Held In Octogenarian Nightclubbers.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Senility Transfers A Nonchalance Commonly Held In Octogenarian Nightclubbers.

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Now Its Getting Hideous. Two Carpets' Lustful Utterances, Bunter's Bawdy Experiences. Revise Subject?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Now Its Getting Hideous. Two Carpets' Lustful Utterances, Bunter's Bawdy Experiences. Revise Subject?

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Sure. Uncle Bunter's jollies exclude carnal third-ageism

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

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Sure. Uncle Bunter's jollies exclude carnal third-ageism

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The Huns Inhabit Repulsive Dump At Govan, Execrable Inbred Sectarian Morons

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

The Huns Inhabit Repulsive Dump At Govan, Execrable Inbred Sectarian Morons

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Multiple Orgasms Rarely Occur Near Septuagenarians.

Back on track guys. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Multiple Orgasms Rarely Occur Near Septuagenarians.

Back on track guys. :wink:

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Some Etyomologists' Preoccupation Towards Upper Age Generation's Everyday Nookie Arrangements Repudiates Incumbent's Average Normal Sexuality

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Some Etyomologists' Preoccupation Towards Upper Age Generation's Everyday Nookie Arrangements Repudiates Incumbent's Average Normal Sexuality

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Senior Exclaims X-rated Ululation After Lovemaking Intensely Through Yashmak

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Senior Exclaims X-rated Ululation After Lovemaking Intensely Through Yashmak

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Yogi appears smashed, having mixers added knowingly.

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Originally Posted by JC50

Yogi appears smashed, having mixers added knowingly.

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Kingston Never Obtains Wages In New Gorgie Lease Yielding.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Kingston Never Obtains Wages In New Gorgie Lease Yielding.

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Yogi is evidently loopy, Deek is next goalie?

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Originally Posted by snooky

Yogi is evidently loopy, Deek is next goalie?

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Giant Olafur absolute liability - Icelandic eegit.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Giant Olafur absolute liability - Icelandic eegit.

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England expect goals in Transvaal

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Originally Posted by JC50

England expect goals in Transvaal

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Tarantulas (regal arachnids) nowadays sometimes violate amiable amateur lepidopterists

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Tarantulas (regal arachnids) nowadays sometimes violate amiable amateur lepidopterists

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Listen 'ere Petrie, I don't often praise thee, Easter Road is some terrific stadium.

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Originally Posted by snooky

Listen 'ere Petrie, I don't often praise thee, Easter Road is some terrific stadium.

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Snooky, The Adulation Distributed Is Utterly Merited.

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Snooky, The Adulation Distributed Is Utterly Merited.

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Might even result in terrific Edinburgh derbies

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

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Might even result in terrific Edinburgh derbies

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Doubling Extra Revenue By Increasing East Stand

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Doubling Extra Revenue By Increasing East Stand

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Sadly terraces are not desirable

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Sadly terraces are not desirable

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Delighted East Standers Intend Raising Atmosphere Bringing Loud Effervescence

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Delighted East Standers Intend Raising Atmosphere Bringing Loud Effervescence

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Every Fervent Fan, Every Raised Voice, Every Song Chosen - Equals Noisiest Crowd Ever

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

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Every Fervent Fan, Every Raised Voice, Every Song Chosen - Equals Noisiest Crowd Ever

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Extreme Vocalization Energizes Riordan.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Extreme Vocalization Energizes Riordan.

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Rumba is outrageously risque dance across nations

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Rumba is outrageously risque dance across nations

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Now Attention Travels Into Obscurity - No Soccer. :grr:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Now Attention Travels Into Obscurity - No Soccer. :grr:

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Spectating others - croquet/cricket - equals rubbish

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Spectating others - croquet/cricket - equals rubbish

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Rugby's Utter Balls, Bowls Is So Humdrum

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Rugby's Utter Balls, Bowls Is So Humdrum

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Hiber-nation understands mundane drudgery rugby unquestioningly manifests

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Hiber-nation understands mundane drudgery rugby unquestioningly manifests

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Manly Attributes Normally Involve Flippin Egg Shaped Thing Scrummed

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Manly Attributes Normally Involve Flippin Egg Shaped Thing Scrummed

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Sexual Curio Requires Upward Motion Making Ecstasy Definite.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexual Curio Requires Upward Motion Making Ecstasy Definite.

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Dreadful Eggy Farts Involve Naturally Ingesting Toxic Emissions

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dreadful Eggy Farts Involve Naturally Ingesting Toxic Emissions

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Etymologist's Mission Is Selecting Sentences Initialled Objectively, Not Subjectively.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist's Mission Is Selecting Sentences Initialled Objectively, Not Subjectively.

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"Scheme's" underclass barmy junkies exude crass tendencies including violently excessive loutish yobbishness

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

"Scheme's" underclass barmy junkies exude crass tendencies including violently excessive loutish yobbishness

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Yesterday Old Bunter Boaked In Somebody's Hood. .net's Etymology's Seriously Slurred

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Yesterday Old Bunter Boaked In Somebody's Hood. .net's Etymology's Seriously Slurred

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Scandal! Libellous (unsubstantiated) rumour re etymologists drunkenness

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Scandal! Libellous (unsubstantiated) rumour re etymologists drunkenness

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Discourteous Ralgex Users Normally Keep Emitting Nasty Noxiousness Ensuring Stuffed Sinuses

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Discourteous Ralgex Users Normally Keep Emitting Nasty Noxiousness Ensuring Stuffed Sinuses

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Sinew Injuries Need Unguents Spread Exceptionally Spartanly.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sinew Injuries Need Unguents Spread Exceptionally Spartanly.

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Socratic platitudes are really tired, as new learning "Yodaesque"

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Socratic platitudes are really tired, as new learning "Yodaesque"

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Yorkshireman's Old Dialect Always Ensures Several Quotes Using "Ee-oop"

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Yorkshireman's Old Dialect Always Ensures Several Quotes Using "Ee-oop"

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Eggert Exclaims "Oil Orifice Please!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Eggert Exclaims "Oil Orifice Please!!!!"

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Pleasureable Lubricant Ensures A Smooth Entrance

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Pleasureable Lubricant Ensures A Smooth Entrance

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Eggerts newly treated rear attracted Nade's corpulent enormousness

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Eggerts newly treated rear attracted Nade's corpulent enormousness

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Eggert's Naturally Oiled Rump Made Obese Underperformer Sick. Now Eggert Seeks Similar

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Eggert's Naturally Oiled Rump Made Obese Underperformer Sick. Now Eggert Seeks Similar

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Suso Initially Makes Inroads; Latterly Anus Ripped.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Suso Initially Makes Inroads; Latterly Anus Ripped.

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Romanov Initiates Piss Poor Edinburgh Domination

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Romanov Initiates Piss Poor Edinburgh Domination

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During Oral Masturbation It's Nearly Always Technique Inhibition Obstructing Nirvana.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

During Oral Masturbation It's Nearly Always Technique Inhibition Obstructing Nirvana.

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Nade Is Really Vexed At No Afters

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Nade Is Really Vexed At No Afters

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Achieving Friction Takes Extreme Rubbing Speed.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Achieving Friction Takes Extreme Rubbing Speed.

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Sad Palazeuelos Eats Eggert's Dongle

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sad Palazeuelos Eats Eggert's Dongle

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OUCH!!!!!!!

Doubts Over Nade's Gluttonous Lifestyle Extinguished.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

OUCH!!!!!!!

Doubts Over Nade's Gluttonous Lifestyle Extinguished.

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Extreme x-men: Tyncastlinator is naturally gifted uber-individual smashing Hearts' evil domain.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Extreme x-men: Tyncastlinator is naturally gifted uber-individual smashing Hearts' evil domain.

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Demolition Of Mouldering Abode Is Nigh.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Demolition Of Mouldering Abode Is Nigh.

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Nade Is Grossly Humungous

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Nade Is Grossly Humungous

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Hearts' Useless Managers Utilise Nade's Greatly Oversized Uber Stomach

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Hearts' Useless Managers Utilise Nade's Greatly Oversized Uber Stomach

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Super Tortolano often made amazing crosses, honest!

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Super Tortolano often made amazing crosses, honest!

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Hopefully Our New East Stand's Tremendous

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hopefully Our New East Stand's Tremendous

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Total ranger edu makes england nervous, dont overlook usa scorer

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Originally Posted by SC07TY

Total ranger edu makes england nervous, dont overlook usa scorer

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Swearing, cursing, obnoxious Rooney: Englands rectum

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Swearing, cursing, obnoxious Rooney: Englands rectum

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Ridiculous English Commentators Talk Utter Mince

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Ridiculous English Commentators Talk Utter Mince

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Must Include Nonsense Connecting England

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Must Include Nonsense Connecting England

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Every new goalkeeper lauded as next diety

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Originally Posted by da-robster

Every new goalkeeper lauded as next diety

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Dont idolise england this year

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Originally Posted by SC07TY

Dont idolise england this year

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Yes, England Are Rubbish!

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Yes, England Are Rubbish!

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Rooney Upsets Brazilians By Ignoring Silva's Handshake

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rooney Upsets Brazilians By Ignoring Silva's Handshake

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Hungry And Needing Delicacies. Soon Hibees Assault Kilmarnock Eateries.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hungry And Needing Delicacies. Soon Hibees Assault Kilmarnock Eateries.

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Eating author / traveller Egon Ronay is evidently snuffed

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Eating author / traveller Egon Ronay is evidently snuffed

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Supercilious No-mark Utters Financial Falsehoods Every Day.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Supercilious No-mark Utters Financial Falsehoods Every Day.

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Dad's Always Yawning

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dad's Always Yawning

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Yams Are Waining. New Incomers No Good.

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Yams Are Waining. New Incomers No Good.

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Greed Often Obscures Debt

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Greed Often Obscures Debt

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Does etymologist Bunter triumph?

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Does etymologist Bunter triumph?

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Tell Riordan It's Urgent - Must Pummell Hearts

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Tell Riordan It's Urgent - Must Pummell Hearts

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Hope Edwin actually realises the score

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Hope Edwin actually realises the score

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Shaken Cans Opened Rapidly Explode

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Shaken Cans Opened Rapidly Explode

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Eggert's X-rated Photographs Lure Obese Delinquent Europeans.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Eggert's X-rated Photographs Lure Obese Delinquent Europeans.

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Etymologists unnaturally risque opinionated postings evidently are not slanderous!

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Etymologists unnaturally risque opinionated postings evidently are not slanderous!

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Salacious Lexicographer Alters Normal Deviant Experiences, Revealing Oddly Underhand Subterfuge

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Salacious Lexicographer Alters Normal Deviant Experiences, Revealing Oddly Underhand Subterfuge

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Sexy Underwear Blinds The Etymologist's Rationality For Understanding Genteel Eroticism.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexy Underwear Blinds The Etymologist's Rationality For Understanding Genteel Eroticism.

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Easter Road Obliterates Tynecastle In Capacity Increase. Size Matters!

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Originally Posted by HibeeMG

Easter Road Obliterates Tynecastle In Capacity Increase. Size Matters!

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Muppets At Tynie Totally Ecstatic Regarding Signings

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Muppets At Tynie Totally Ecstatic Regarding Signings

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****, I'll go nuts if Nish goes south.

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Originally Posted by snooky

****, I'll go nuts if Nish goes south.

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Septuagenarian Orgasm Unbelievably Torrential - HELP!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Orgasm Unbelievably Torrential - HELP!!!!!!!

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HA Englands losing patience

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Originally Posted by SC07TY

HA Englands losing patience

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Peculiar acronymist takes indecent ecstasy nurturing crumblie eroticism

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Peculiar acronymist takes indecent ecstasy nurturing crumblie eroticism

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"Experts" Regularly Offer Transfer Information Counterfactually, Including Signing Midfielders

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

"Experts" Regularly Offer Transfer Information Counterfactually, Including Signing Midfielders

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Mouthy Intellectual Decides Facts Irrelevant, Especially Loudly Declared Expressions Ruminating Secularism.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Mouthy Intellectual Decides Facts Irrelevant, Especially Loudly Declared Expressions Ruminating Secularism.

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Slovenia - England caused unhappiness largely as result induces Scottish misery

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Slovenia - England caused unhappiness largely as result induces Scottish misery

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Miserable In Scotland? Emigrate Rapidly Youngster!!

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Miserable In Scotland? Emigrate Rapidly Youngster!!

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Yves Opines Usual Nonsensical Garblings. Shotstopper's Tale's Emphatically Ridiculed

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Yves Opines Usual Nonsensical Garblings. Shotstopper's Tale's Emphatically Ridiculed

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Very good

Rangers in debt - insolvency could undermine league/european drive.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Very good

Rangers in debt - insolvency could undermine league/european drive.

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Debt Really Is Vlad's Eminency

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Debt Really Is Vlad's Eminency

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Eskimos - mighty Inuits - need extremely nice coats (Yak-skin)

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Eskimos - mighty Inuits - need extremely nice coats (Yak-skin)

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Young Andy Knows Semi KO Isn't Nigh