(Soon to be) Former President Donald Trump

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14-01-2021, 02:52 PM
wookie70

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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

No danger, Vittorias and la Favorita are our favourites so I'm calling it out right now that the George Soros / Hillary Clinton pizza dough based conspiracy ( as exclusively revealed by the dough brained American congresswoman called Qanon), cannot enter your head through your ear hole anywhere other than through US branches of Pizza Hut.

As a safeguard for any US citizens looking in who fancies pizza, wearing an upturned colander with a bent coat hanger sticking out the top should keep George and Hillary at bay.

Please remember to put it on your head though.

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At least you only have to worry about right wing loonies in American Pizza Huts we have to be on teh look out for frisky Royal Family members with a liking for bairns. The world really has went mad when complete fruitcakes are in large numbers of important positions. This one sounds like a US version of Priti Patel who is completely certifiable and comes over as being thick as mince yet has risen to one of the most senior positions in government with her only qualities being a loving for Margaret Thatcher and being evil. Two "qualities" which seem to always go hand in hand.
14-01-2021, 02:54 PM
Bostonhibby

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Originally Posted by Peevemor

Made me laugh.

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14-01-2021, 02:57 PM
marinello59

It just keeps getting worse for Trump, now there's a campaign been started to remove his scene from Home Alone 2. :greengrin
14-01-2021, 03:08 PM
Hibbyradge

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Originally Posted by marinello59

It just keeps getting worse for Trump, now there's a campaign been started to remove his scene from Home Alone 2. :greengrin

It's a serious campaign. Macaulay Caulkin has put his weight behind it too.

Petty? Quite probably, but it would be funny.
14-01-2021, 04:21 PM
Hibs Class

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Originally Posted by marinello59

It just keeps getting worse for Trump, now there's a campaign been started to remove his scene from Home Alone 2. :greengrin

According to IMDB trivia he should never have been in it in the first place: Chris Columbus said in an interview in Nov. 2020 that Donald Trump "bullied" his way into his cameo by making it part of the deal to shoot scenes in the lobby of the Plaza Hotel, which Trump owned. Columbus wasn't happy about it, but when they screened the movie for the first time, the audience cheered when Trump showed up on-screen, so Columbus felt better about it.
14-01-2021, 04:38 PM
Keith_M

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Originally Posted by marinello59

It just keeps getting worse for Trump, now there's a campaign been started to remove his scene from Home Alone 2. :greengrin

Can you remember the fuss he made when the Canadians did just that?

I honestly thought he was going to ask the US Army to make up invasion plans.
14-01-2021, 05:27 PM
CropleyWasGod

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Originally Posted by marinello59

It just keeps getting worse for Trump, now there's a campaign been started to remove his scene from Home Alone 2. :greengrin

It was a good quiz question TBF.

The replacement question "who is the only President to have had a scene cut from a movie?" doesn't really work the same.
14-01-2021, 06:10 PM
Hibby70

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Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod

It was a good quiz question TBF.

The replacement question "who is the only President to have had a scene cut from a movie?" doesn't really work the same.

Ronald Reagan's love scene in Bedtime for Bonzo didn't meet the censors approval I believe.
14-01-2021, 06:13 PM
Northernhibee

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Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod

It was a good quiz question TBF.

The replacement question "who is the only President to have had a scene cut from a movie?" doesn't really work the same.

"Who is the only president to have received a Stone Cold Stunner from wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin?" works well.
14-01-2021, 06:28 PM
CropleyWasGod

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Originally Posted by Hibby70

Ronald Reagan's love scene in Bedtime for Bonzo didn't meet the censors approval I believe.

:greengrin

I just KNEW there'd be one.
15-01-2021, 12:09 PM
Jones28

It's the worst part of my favourite Christmas film
15-01-2021, 07:47 PM
One Day Soon

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

It's a serious campaign. Macaulay Caulkin has put his weight behind it too.

Petty? Quite probably, but it would be funny.

Not quite as funny as a) losing all the golf stuff and b) unintentionally destroying his own business empire on his way out of the building. There really is a God.
15-01-2021, 08:28 PM
hibsbollah

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Originally Posted by Peevemor

Made me laugh.

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16-01-2021, 01:06 AM
Ozyhibby

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/...mpression=true

Trouble ahead.

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16-01-2021, 11:46 AM
Lendo

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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/...mpression=true

Trouble ahead.

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I’m sure there will be no end of countries (Russia, China, Saudi Arabia) queuing up to bail him out in exchange for some top-secret Presidential information.
16-01-2021, 12:51 PM
wookie70

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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/...mpression=true

Trouble ahead.

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That cheered me up barring the mention of him walking naked. Not the most pleasant of metaphors. How good would it be if he served time in jail. I'd stick him in the wing housing a majority of Mexican inmates
16-01-2021, 05:09 PM
Hibernia&Alba

Since Trump was inaugurated The Washington Post has been running a fact checker, keeping a running tally of the lies he told in office. Well, with just a few days left of Trump's presidency, he has gone past THIRTY THOUSAND lies. That must take some doing.
16-01-2021, 06:04 PM
BroxburnHibee

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Trumps in a hurry....

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16-01-2021, 06:42 PM
wookie70

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Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba

Since Trump was inaugurated The Washington Post has been running a fact checker, keeping a running tally of the lies he told in office. Well, with just a few days left of Trump's presidency, he has gone past THIRTY THOUSAND lies. That must take some doing.

20 a day give or take. Surprised it isn't more
16-01-2021, 07:06 PM
marinello59

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Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee

Trumps in a hurry....

Attachment 24247

The man is evil.
16-01-2021, 09:59 PM
Jones28

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Originally Posted by wookie70

20 a day give or take. Surprised it isn't more

I don’t think I could tell twenty lies a day.
16-01-2021, 10:27 PM
Hibrandenburg

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Originally Posted by marinello59

The man is evil.

That's why there can be no clemency for him.
16-01-2021, 10:34 PM
wookie70

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Originally Posted by Jones28

I don’t think I could tell twenty lies a day.

That is why you are not president
16-01-2021, 10:49 PM
Hibbyradge

Some of the terrorists who smashed their way into the Capitol are begging Trump to pardon them.
16-01-2021, 10:58 PM
cabbageandribs1875

Washington: man arrested with fake inaugural ID and loaded gun | Biden inauguration | The Guardian

Officers in Washington DC arrested a Virginia man who tried to pass through a Capitol police checkpoint carrying fake inaugural credentials, a loaded handgun and more than 500 rounds of ammunition.

The man, identified in court papers as Wesley Allen Beeler, was driving a pickup truck with several firearm-related bumper stickers, including one that read: “If they come for your guns Give ‘Em your bullets first,” the papers said.
17-01-2021, 01:49 AM
Tobias Funke

The irony in Trump allegedly telling Pence he’d be a pussy if he didn’t overturn the election results. Coming from one of the biggest cowards on the planet.
17-01-2021, 02:50 AM
007

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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875

Washington: man arrested with fake inaugural ID and loaded gun | Biden inauguration | The Guardian

Officers in Washington DC arrested a Virginia man who tried to pass through a Capitol police checkpoint carrying fake inaugural credentials, a loaded handgun and more than 500 rounds of ammunition.

The man, identified in court papers as Wesley Allen Beeler, was driving a pickup truck with several firearm-related bumper stickers, including one that read: “If they come for your guns Give ‘Em your bullets first,” the papers said.

They should cancel the inauguration ceremony and complete the formalities behind closed doors at a secret location, otherwise there's going to another riot with more deaths than there were at the Capitol.
17-01-2021, 05:51 AM
cabbageandribs1875

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Originally Posted by 007

They should cancel the inauguration ceremony and complete the formalities behind closed doors at a secret location, otherwise there's going to another riot with more deaths than there were at the Capitol.

i get what you mean it's a fair point but imo that would be giving in to terrorists, if the authorities did that this time then it could become the norm.
17-01-2021, 08:20 AM
Ozyhibby

https://twitter.com/jivedurkey/statu...440048135?s=21

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17-01-2021, 10:26 AM
Northernhibee

https://youtu.be/bbE8Wn8r5GU

One of the members of the attempted terrorist coup of the Capitol saying she deserved a pardon and doesn’t feel as if she has done wrong.

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