Originally Posted by
Dashing Bob S
Here’s a pro-forma for FOH to release at the end of every week, in the interests of ‘fan communication.’
1. The Optimistic Intro
Well it’s another week on since our last bulletin, and we’re still working frantically behind the scenes to make history and ensure that the bold dream of total fan ownership of our proud Heart of Midlothian Football Club, becomes a reality! This has only been possible by our fabulous fans, who have banded together as a family, and have been the salvation of our glorious club in these difficult times.
2. The 'Absolving Myself of the Blame When It goes Tits-up' Section
However, while we are delighted that all parties have reached agreement in principle, there remain several obstacles in place to achieving our goal. As has been stated, the procedures are incredibly complex, and although much has been achieved, we still have some way to go to cross the finishing line.
3. The Dark, Discretely-Hidden, but Thinly-Veiled Warning
However, we remain confident in doing this before our finances compel alternative courses of action.
4. The Shameless Tap-Up for More Cash
Which brings us onto the age-old issue of money. Hearts fans have already made superhuman efforts to save the club, and it’s with heavy hearts that we exhort you to try to dig deeper. If you already contribute, see if you can review your finances and perhaps offer just a bit more. It could be that a family member and close friend has Hearts sympathies and doesn’t want to see the heart and soul of Edinburgh consigned to history. Identify those individuals and tell them about our debit scheme!
5. The Final Rallying Cry
But with your help, we are confident that this will not happen. Hearts fans have been magnificent in backing the club through thick and thin. We are confident that we are on the verge of something great and exciting, a bold new future for our famous and glorious club.
(Play promo video and gush silver tears on pride, get on phone/net to adjust pledge northwards)
(Repeat, with minor variations, till liquidation.)