Originally Posted by
Filled Rolls
I think it was something to do with these farm animals that started to dress up in Pringle jumpers and leave messages for each other behind the bar of this hotel.
Some of the smaller animals started to suspect the bigger animals were no better than the humans that used to run their club.
One day they were expecting to be taken for a day out on a coach. Instead, this van turned up with "Abbatoir" written on the side. When they said that they weren't expecting to go to Tynecastle this week, because there was a game at Hampden, it all got a bit tetchy.
Finally, one of the bigger animals said, "I don't know what you are talking about, you'll have to take it up with Stevie (or Jimmy, or Bobby, eh, aye Bobby). He's in here most nights".
Then the dogs ate them to bits.