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Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch
There's a massive long post which must be the work of a non-jambo - it's immense over thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Albert Kidd 86’
Jambottlers.
Mind when Dhanda said they were gonna split the Gruesome Twosome?
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Somewhere between StJohnstone and Dundee for high finance, computer driven Hearts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan91
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Why not ? The recent games against them have been fun, they are pishQuote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
I blame the Broken analytics.
Hopefully they stay up. I'll miss the derby if they go down.
Well they got the split part correct, they have just split from the top 6 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan91
Another big game, another Jambottling
Looks like we will be unbeaten in derbies for a few more months and no more Shankland v Hibs final Derby game.
Good luck selling ST Jambos !
Common computing phrase... "Garbage in, garbage out".Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
I blame the fact that they're just 'past it's sell by date' mince :jamboak:
I was looking forward to another 'SOL' outing... but I'll settle for their peeve :greengrin
This one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
"Even allowing for the extraordinary, mind numbing levels of sheer idiocy and all round football ignorance far too frequently observed on these pages, surely no one know doesn’t get that the current structure of this once proud football club is completely done for? It starts at the top. Get the wee numptie wummin out tonight. I’m in a generous mood to only describe her like that. Then round up the entire board and take them out the back. Put any FoH creatures involved in this biblical level humiliation in a sewer somewhere never, ever to be allowed anywhere near tynie again let alone have anything to do with the running of the place. Refuse season ticket sales to any and all fans who refuse despite a universe sized body of evidence to the contrary to accept that every single aspect of this club needs changing.
Then there is the manager. He’s had enough time. He’s had enough money. He’s had enough of everything. He is hapless at absolute best. A coward of an individual and a deluded one at that. Put him in the boot of a car and drive him somewhere, let him out, scare the living daylights out of him and then let him go to walk around on his own for days on end without any idea where he is or where he is going as that seems entirely apt.
As for the players, there are not words in the English language to describe my unrelenting hatred towards them. I’ll leave it there.
You banal dimwitted idiots on here who supported this farce and charade for far, far, far too long have brought us to this. Our knees. The nadir. We as a club deserve our fate because of imbeciles like you. If you have any decency left in you, admit your desperately stupid opinions were wrong from the get go and that you will stay away from the club until you have educated yourself in even the most basic understanding of football and how to go about being a supporter. It isn’t actually that difficult albeit you lot will clearly find it very challenging as no doubt tying your shoelaces often is for you":greengrin
I would have preferred Hearts or Motherwell to get into the top six as they would have been almost a guaranteed 3 points whereas St Mirren will be a much tougher opponent. By the way, Michael Stewart, Sportsound presenters, Ann Budge, Ewen from Greatest Hits radio and all Hearts supporters Ha Ha Ha!!!:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin
True but they will be much tougher opponents for Aberdeen and United as well so it’s 6 and half a dozen really.Quote:
Originally Posted by James70
Prof - yep, that one.
And they obviously don't have a swear filter over there - priceless
That’s true - Hearts wouldn’t bother in any games except against us..shame won’t be happeningQuote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
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Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
I'm saving up my visit 'til later... when they've been at the Pimms for a few hours :greengrin
I am so glad I started this thread. They are the club that's keeps on giving. There will be no easy games in the bottom 6 as they are only 6 points above Dundee in second bottom.
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Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
I think what we all fail to miss is that having 5 really competitive bottom 6 games in the league is part of a cunning plan to be "battle ready" for the Scottish Cup final !!
that was actually a very important point for them today in their quest to avoid the play-off
Are you suggesting there's a chance for them to once again make history against Dundee?Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
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Would be mental if it was the last fixture... and they needed a point :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Who will be the key unavailable player who refuses to leave the toilet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I demand we start a sweepstake
Hope the people organising the fixtures make that the last game no kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I like your subtle reporting of the respective positions of us and our city neighbours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
:greengrin
Wee song to cheer them up https://youtu.be/Itrc3HtC230
Sack the fans
To be fair they're due their demotion. Been a while. Hearts tramps.
Are they the biggest team in the bottom 6?
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Snobbery !! That is the cause of Hearts current woes according to some poor Jambo on Radio scotland.
Their snobbery would not allow them to look at Scandanvian managers/coaches.
Thanks Margot !!
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Johnny Jambo hasn't been paying attention. Their big golf guy told them how they identified the only outstanding candidate for the appointment and it doesn't seem to have involved any toffs or any meetings in the drawing room over a glass of sherry[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by SanFranHibs
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As true as it is with it being fun, I worry we could put Critchley out a job too soon. Long live the Critch!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Theyre confused. Mikey was trying to tell us earlier it was the fault of all the foreigners in the team, particularly the costa rican who’s ability he was raving about after the 0-0 opening day triumph against rangers. When someone starts a conversation with ‘its not xenophobic but…’ you know hes lost the argument alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by SanFranHibs
All that and not a single mention of the analytics 🥸Quote:
Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
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Originally Posted by SanFranHibs
Weren’t they getting linked with a Scandinavian manager who immediately publicly removed himself from the running, before they turned to beige Neil?
Yes and evidently he was the 'preferred' candidate.Quote:
Originally Posted by McD
As Hezbollah said they are confused.
Mind when they were 0-2 up at Ross County into injury time at Christmas? Game over, right there.
Is their captain, Shankland a Foreigner?Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Mikey's been a big fan and Shankland's definitely played his part in this outstanding opportunity to be best of the rest.
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Yes. And anyway, we are quite tough opponents for any team in our league, as we’ve shown for four months or so now. Let’s get behind them now big style. Wish it was tomorrow already. Wont be an easy game, and Dundee have huge incentive too. Can’t wait !! Good to have a good Hibs again to support just now, top of the rollercoaster Hibee ride, so let’s enjoy and get behind what’s happening for us now :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
But still, it was a reply to your point of being glad we don’t have to play them again this season. I was going to ask why you thought that too, as there was no reason to worry about playing them in the top six at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
Yeh … months and months of luck now. When will it end 😝Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
The better we play, the luckier we get (think that was a golfer who said something like that once). Fun being a Hibbie just now … calling us lucky is them trying to disguise the lack of fun they are having just now. Wait til they are out of the running for the cup, meltdown and sacked manager looms.
oh to be 😊
ps … though they’ll have the best analytics again to find another prize manager … thank goodness 😁
Some laugh, Twitter has been brilliant fun this evening - loads of bookmarked tweets coming back to haunt Jambos.
The fact that they lost out without a whimper is even funnier. A big game, against a really poor team, and they were miles off it. Brilliant stuff.
Blaming everyone except themselves over on jokeback, always somebody else's fault except theirs, hilarious stuff 😂
That Norwegian midfielder Kartoum I think his name looks like he can hardly run
Ummm Interview …
https://x.com/JamTarts/status/1911106166924464544
We need an SOL rendition before ra gemme tomorrow to up the atmos and celebrate today's Natural Order Day.
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Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
Every word of it's true, but as was said, I seriously doubt it was written by a Jambo. If yiou have to blow your cover on KB, thats the way to do it...
I would be proud to have written thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
ftfyQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
CheersQuote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
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They must have forgot to put running into the ZX spectrum.Quote:
Originally Posted by K-Zazu
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Headless horseQuote:
Originally Posted by K-Zazu
Good to see the Jambos misery today at the hands of St Mirren. After us, they must be their most hated club, after they ‘lay down to Celtic in 1986’ to allow them to pip the Jambos at the post for the league title.
St Mirren Football Club. Brilliant lads.
And the absolute best thing about this is that pre-season everyone, myself included, had them as a stick on for third with us mid table at best.
How the tables have ****ing turned!
I didn'tQuote:
Originally Posted by SHODAN
They do genuinely seem to resent St Mirren for that more than the team that actually butchered their dreams that day, Dundee FC!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
their luck ran out when that Grubby Greasebag sparryheid was caught on camera gobbin in our reception area
Karma ya mingin punk
It was like they didn’t even realise bottom 6 was imminent? Taking ages over a throw in with seconds remaining. Reminded me of when Man City got relegated in the 90s with Steve Lomas running the ball to the corner flag thinking they had done enough 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
Me neitherQuote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Probably on his way to St Mirren's ground to make a large deposit right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Only language manky bellends of this sort understand.
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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They are the best dot counters in the bottom six, get it right up the delusional turds.
Dundee and bottom is a Craig leveling nightmareQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
The team that most butchered their dreams were themselves glorious isn’t it :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Actually .. welcoming the players on with SOL might be something to think of doing .. not just for celebration, but this time for encouragement from us without anything happened yet in a match, and a thank you for being where we are now .. but I’m not sure ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifeshirehibs
😂… and he did wish for a second bottom that historic day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
No chance. It has a special place. Before a game isn’t that place.Quote:
Originally Posted by cubehindthegoal
And he's right, they can go past Celtic and Rangers on the way to Greenock next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
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Don’t forget Obika’s goal in the Covid Final 2020 that meant relegation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
And their last 3 managers have been sacked after defeats by St Mirren.Quote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
*DemotionQuote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
🤣🤣🤣
.. after the Dundee chairman's email & Fax were eventually located
Lawrence was defo in Shank Land today, what a state for a professional footballer to get into. SOL is for end of games so so deserved for tomorrow though,
ShanalytcsQuote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
I couldn't see past them for third. As you say, makes it all the more enjoyable to be proved so decisively wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by SHODAN
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Originally Posted by 007
I get that. And it’s special to me too. Just a thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by tamig
Failure to win next week and they'll all want him gone as most of them already want him gone as it is.
I have a weird feeling Barry Ferguson will be next hearts manager when he inevitably gets the sack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tambo
No no no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifeshirehibs
With big brother Derek as assistant making a dream teamQuote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Neil McCann, Alan McGregor and wee Doddsy as co-managers, maybe a special consultant role for Mikey?Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Theyve got to find new and even more imaginative ways to blow the foundation of flumps money.
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‘Barn door’ :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Up-the-slope
Coo's Erse & Banjo already taken :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
The possibilities are endless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Up-the-slope
The Lawrence Shankland Action Figure.
Coos erse and banjo included in set
Expandable waistline
Red-O-Meter-His face reddens the more you make him run!
From Has-Been Toys.
They will actually be hoping we beat Dundee today. It’s a good laugh isn’t it?!
That has all the hallmarks of our old friend Sergey's work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy
:faf: fantastic work :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Up-the-slope
They are in serious danger of going down. If they get themselves into a playoff they're screwed. They can't win a big game under Critchley.
Critchley is a diamond geezer managing the diamond dogs.
It also makes no sense, they only needed a draw and messed it up without anyone elses help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
If only the footage existed on the internet somewhere, i should check…
If they lose next week i really fear for mikey stewart and his raging blood pressureQuote:
Originally Posted by Tambo
The Foundation of Hearts Presents 90 Minutes with: Graeme Jones. In the return of our popular '90 Minutes' series, held in the Gorgie Suite on Thursday 17th April, we will focus on the Heart of Midlothian Sporting Director, Graeme Jones, conducting his first interview with fans in attendance on stage at Tynecaste Park. HeartsTV broadcast host and commentator, Robert Borthwick, will host the evening
This should be fun!
Why? 🤔Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875