Lee Dixon has told some of the worst 'jokes' I have ever heard tonight.
He's like a Christmas cracker embodied as a football commentator. Loud, ultimately pointless and filled with crap jokes.
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Lee Dixon has told some of the worst 'jokes' I have ever heard tonight.
He's like a Christmas cracker embodied as a football commentator. Loud, ultimately pointless and filled with crap jokes.
6 mins added
surely denmark can't keep this up for another 30 mins ET
He’s an utter tit. I just don’t see what he adds as a commentatorQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
6 mins....FFS.
Denmark are the side Scotland should be. There's no reason at all why we shouldn't be at the same level as them.
Good defending Denmark
I don't mind him, at least during the EPL games. Maybe Arlo White reins him in but he always seems fine to me......Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Kane's absolutely desperate to go down every time he touches the ball in the box.
And outside it.
Dive dive dive.
EnglandQuote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
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Kane just falls over all the time
Surprised the commentators aren't mentioning it
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Kane is one hell of a diver.
Red giving them everything, diving kane
Kane kicks the ball "what a touch".
Harry I’ll just drop and get a free kick Kane
Kane cheats
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kane goes to ground...........................again
Kane falls over like Pressley in his prime
No chance they can keep thus up for another 30mins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
It was. A great touch to be fairQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
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There was a half chance about 5 minutes ago when he could have just lashed at it and got a shot away. He took about 4 touches desperately trying to draw a foul and ended up getting forced wide and miscontrolling.Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
He's undoubtedly a top striker but he's also a diving, cheating cock.
Pity we don’t hear him only once a year thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
He goes down faster than a cheap hooker.Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
Come on ref ffs
sterling trying to match the amount of Kane dives, feels left out a bit with arry out in front
reminds me so much of michael owen
Ref giving England more time to see if they could score.
England fitness will tell I think.
Yep. An extra minute just to let them complete their attacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
England defo the stronger team but we've seen these games before go the way of the team sitting in
Thought the ref had went right into extra time there....
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Denmark's final ball is awful. how the hell that 9 is at barca I don't know.
they've nothing left going forward and there's no way they'll hold on for another 30 mins.
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Kane has befriended Ella, my Cousin's daughter who has Down's syndrome. Not just photo & autograph stuff - he got in touch after she was abused on social media and has remained in contact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
He may be a diving English dick, but he's a bit of a hero in my eyes.