As long as i get the pungent aroma of manure and pish stained straw drifting from Gorgie farm and George Fowkes’ hayloft I don’t need a view.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
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As long as i get the pungent aroma of manure and pish stained straw drifting from Gorgie farm and George Fowkes’ hayloft I don’t need a view.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
The will be putting up a graphic of waves lapping on the shore on the TVs and tell you that you have a sea view.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Mikey will be doing voice overs describing the unique atmosphere/ identityQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
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Anne Budge probably used it for her business case 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
Well they are Flowery Twats!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
Business plan?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
Anne Budge, she does what she wants, she does what she wants.......
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Wonder what’s worse, 11 points back or their big brothers getting pumped by the hibees.
Good times!
Im actually bored of winning now. Unbeaten in 16 league games. We win all the time. Ive just taken it for granted.
I can’t wait for the derby when we can rub their faces in it again. Only 1 derby win out of the last 8, no wins in the last 4 for The Famous.
Yesterday’s men.
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Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Safe Mouth
A Fem Shout
Thames UFO
All things I expect have been required in the windowless cabes of the Gorgie 3* Dungeon
Luckiest team in Scotland according to over the road Bollah - those puddles they drink from are clearly laced with acid.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
I love being lucky. Nothing to be ashamed of. More luck please:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
Incredibly lucky for 16 games now 🤣
Gayle's goal was pure luck.
Iredale's goal was pure luck.
Aye.
They are closer to the team at the bottom of the league pointswise than the are to us.
Like the great champion golfer Gary Player once said when a rival accused him of being lucky "the more I practice, the luckier I get". :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Lucky 😂 We’ve a balanced team with goals spread throughout. Compare and contrast with a side who relied solely on Tommy Tefal producing a flash in the pan goals returnQuote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
11 points and growing.
Get it right up you!
11 point gap. And they are also 8 points from a European place.
They won’t finish above us and won’t get into Europe now.
Unless they win the cup it’s 6th at best for them. Zero trophies since Budge took over, and two relegations. £40m of donations and benefactor cash for nothing. 🤣🤣🤣
And given they have historically been the luckiest club in Scotland* it's more than a little rich.Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryGlory
*Excluding day in 1986 when Craig Levein "had a bad pint"
All Hearts had to do to secure a top six finish was win at home today in the "most atmospheric stadium in Scotland".
As usual, they jambottled it.
Cauldron so it wiz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrie
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They may chuck it when it matters the most, but at least they've got their identity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrie
Also losing the league on goal average 1964/5 season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mantis Toboggan
Losing, not just the league but then the cup final in consecutive weeks 1986
Just wait until they start using the super computer Brighton use.
We are all just jealous hobos :agree:
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Originally Posted by Billy Bunter 07
I wonder if the password is "Where's the Castle?"
Hibs men, Hibs women and Hibs youth teams all doing better than Hearts.
Budge is doing a great job.
Just watching Marseille-Toulouse and the Toulouse boy has just scored an exquisite own goal. Almost McCart-esque.
We’re pretty good just now…….. imagine what we could achieve if we had an identity. 🤪Quote:
Originally Posted by HarpOnHibee
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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
:greengrin
What was even more fabulous about the 1964/65 season choke was that they were at home to the title rivals Kilmarnock on the last day of the season. Some people may not know this, but incredibly Hearts could afford to even lose 1-0 on the last day to Killie and they would have taken the title on goal average.Quote:
Originally Posted by CentreLine
2-0 to Kilmarnock and the title goes to Ayrshire, and that’s what the final score was.
Footnote that sadly Hibs lost the 1952/53 title on GA to Rangers to prevent 3 in a row to Hibs. We would also have taken the tile on goal difference.
In my opinion '65 was an even bigger bottle job than '86. Jury's out on which is the funnier one.Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
Is 65 the one Alan Gordon missed a sitter or something and he was never forgiven? He later joined the good sideQuote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
I was at that game.Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
In 86 they would have won it on goal average.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Unless the Hearts manager that day was hiding in a Kilmarnock cludgie with a bad case of the runs, i suspect the funniest jambo bottle job remains ‘86.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
That’s right, superb🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
I was listening to Forth One football show on radio yesterday (not my choice, was passenger in the car) and that fanny Ewan Cameron was saying that hearts would win comfortably today. How did he come to that conclusion?
Well, Jamie McCart was back of course!! 😂
Is he just a Hibby troll?
McCart? No, hes a Hibby secret agent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
I had a look and they keep mentioning the Petrocub game when slating Critchley. If it were me, I'd do my best never to bring it up again.
4th in a 6 team Moldovan top league :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Tubs
What an odious character Ewan Cameron is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
Some Yams I know can't stand him either.
Don't think there is a Yam in broadcasting with less grace than Ewan Cameron.
Sure that game was mentioned in the opening chapter of Glue (class book).Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
No relevance to anything, just thought I would mention :greengrin
So was I . Trying to keep the smile off my face on the bus home.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuart-farquhar
I think, the way goal average worked , if Hearts had scored one goal, Killie would need to score 5 or something to win the league.
I’ve only ever seen clips of his show on social media, and he sounds the most insufferable of characters. A natural fit for a Hearts fan of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibees1973
I’m always amazed how anyone can actually listen to a whole show of that.
Preston was pointing that out today...worried about a relegation battle that may happen if they don't get Top 6. 🙂Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Yes I think that’s right from what I have read. Although 2-0 was enough for Killie, a 3-1 Killie win would have given the title to Hearts, mental stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
I was at this game and I just mind Willie Waddell running on at the end after the final whistle. Funny thing is they played killie in a friendly about 4 weeks later and beat them 8-2 in a game that had no offside if I remember correctlyQuote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
And it was their lobbying the beaks after that season that instigated the move to goal difference, which was then to screw them in 86.Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
Hearts petitioning to change the structure of Scottish football to suit themselves. Where have I heard that before?Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
I was there too. Alan Gordon missed a sitter which would have won the league. The famous season when the OF couldn’t get into the top four. Two years later Stein has Celtic winning the European Cup and Rangers are in the final of the Cup Winners Cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
Aye, then they complained and got it changed to goal difference. Which cost them the title in 86... which they would've won on goal average.Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
That's right up there with the Maltese part time mob that pumped them out Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Tubs
My favourite jambo complaint was when they tried to petition uefa for a replay after mallorca pumped them, on the grounds that one of the goals was possibly marginally not regulation size
The ultimate cardigan wearer appeal
Uefa threw out the appeal & fined hearts for being jobbies
Be a bit embarrassing if Hearts don't make the top six, especially after all the "split the Old Firm chat". Probably the poorest Old Firm domestically for many a season too!
Whatever happened to the mouthpiece they signed from Ross County who was going to help them do this?Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
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Look just wait until the JTA is really used. We will see what being the bigliest is all about.Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/a...s/ckmggy6keppoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
🤣😅:lolyam:
I wonder what’s happening with the Costa Rican 10 million pound superstar, they play him for a few games notice he’s absolute garbage then he’s ’injured’ and never seen again for about 2 months.
Looks like they've been Dhanda'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Described on their website as one of Scotland's most exciting attackers.
20 appearances 1 goal zero assists.
Hope he's collecting a big wage.
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"What's stopping us?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
"We can do anything this season."
Errrr....
It's admittedly an outside contender for a leading Hibs 'wish I was there' moment, but when he flumped it out of play in injury time on Boxing Day it was truly one of the highlights of the season in a season full of highlights.
I mind that! Photo of the pieman in the EEN pointing at the goals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
The joke at the time was that Hearts went out on the wee goals rule 😂
They are genuinely the most deluded support in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken Gnome
The size of club they actually are relative to their warped perception is staggering.
18,888 yesterday, including Arabs fans. Still gaps in their sub 20k megadome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
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The whole capacity thing just sums them up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
They can't bring themselves to admit that the stadium isn't a 20,000 seater, despite the safety certificate showing it's less. It's their fragile, weak mentality they have about needing to be viewed as a "big" club.
Shame, what with that giant waiting list, and 400,000 claimed extra fans in the city.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
Maybe they should have used all that extra donated money to do something about it? Tear down that inadequate single tier main stand? Oh wait a minute.....
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Everything they do is the bestest and bigliest and is always a first. The narrative is set by Budge and McKinley and the fans lap it up and hang on their every word!Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
The capacity thing is a prime example. I am also led to believe that the seats in the mega stand are kinda on the small side so they could get as many in a possible! This was from a Jambo chum who btw detests Budge and McKinley
I tend not to bother too much with Hearts, as they're an irrelevance to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
But yes, you're spot on. 'Delusions of grandeur' should be their club motto. Their friends in the media play a part as well of course, whipping them in to a frenzy whenever they manage to string a few results together.
Delusions of adequacy, more like! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by The Harp Awakes
Brilliant! :faf: :lolyam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs
7 points out of a possible 45 against the top 5 teams this season. That’s a terrible record and you can see where their problem lies. Let’s just hope they’ve played their last game against a top 5 side until next season.
Nope, would like to see them not playing against any top 5 teams next season too.Quote:
Originally Posted by CentreForward
My enjoyment in that conversation is always to confirm we are indeed a wee team yet with a bigger stadium; then in the same sentence reference us being the "flairmeisters" whose DNA has always been attack and entertainment - hence why we attract top players and celebrity fans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
The instant disbelief and utter seethe is hilarious...
It is a great great photoQuote:
Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs
Think Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday...and then reduce the budget by 99% :greengrin
Here's that pic of a very low budget Gorgie Pieman, in shades, standing next to a groundsman's tractor and a goalpost :na na:
The Tottenham UEFA goalposts call that Hearts were denied 22 years ago before controversial Real Mallorca tie - Edinburgh Live
Seem to be worried over the road about the Motherwell game ….
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ell-next-week/
Thanks, missed all that first time round. Hearts unfairly expunged from a competition, what a terrible injustice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
That’s a real laugh out loud momentQuote:
Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs
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Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
Very good point! Still technically possible so you never know.
Surely no club should have to suffer the indignity of such a demotion.Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
We may mock, but when they’re cruising the ocean waves in their luxury yacht, who’ll be laughing then?
https://x.com/barryanderson_/status/...837526227?s=46
🤣🤣🤣🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
[QUOTE=Carheenlea;7934619]We may mock, but when they’re cruising the ocean waves in their luxury yacht,
Or when they rock up in superior transport for a game against us which is more than we could ever imagine owning
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That boat just screams “money pit”, just like the club who’s badge is slapped on the side of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
I recall the days they had a submarine 😅Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
I never knew Parahandy was one of their many celebrity fans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
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The Vital Shart - in reference to a certain C Levein in 1986.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I'd sail her up the west coast through villages and town, until it sank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Bottom six :faf:
Ooooh. St Liedown again 😂😂😂
Wasn't that one of Graham Rix' nicknames?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
A shame that Critchley will be gone after this. I like the guy.
Michael Stewart still peddling the demoted line [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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Thank goodness we don't need to face them again this season.
Hearts are falling apart being belted out by the St Mirren fan.
I kinda love them.
Gies peace they are *****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
Truly an analytical Masterclass
Mikey Stewart is ****ing broken.
What a great listen.
Someone call up and ask him if Hearts have an 'identity' 🤣
Shearted it
Kickback is a gold mine right now, here’s a snippet:
Hate this ****ing team. Gutless ****ing chickens. This team don’t deserve a cup and that white haired whispering wee gimp doesn’t deserve to be near a final. Board of ******s, useless tight fisted ********s who’ve cost this club so much.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:thumbsup:
Is that their "identity" now? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah