Humilation of Midlothian
A truly pathetic shighty scabby horrible little scroat of a club.
Die you shambolic cretins of a club.
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Humilation of Midlothian
A truly pathetic shighty scabby horrible little scroat of a club.
Die you shambolic cretins of a club.
We're all laughing at the Jambos down in Leith,
We look at the table, the Jambos underneath,
Well they can't sign big nose Skacel,
Straight to voicemmail fae Sergio,
The Jambos are dropping to the league below,
So here it is, relegation,
All the Hibees having fun,
In eighteen months from now,
You'll drop down to league one...
Rudi the big nosed **** stain
:thumbsup::faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
I think you could almost sing this to "deck the halls"...Quote:
Originally Posted by HibbyAndy
I had a look on wiki for suitable carols for them, I think someone may have suggested "In the bleak midwinter" but hadn't heard of this one (substitute "friendly" with "potless" i reckon)-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Friendly_Beasts
Once in Auld Reekie city
Stood a rotting asbestos shed
A football team used to play there
But now alas the ****s are dead
In Gorgie there is misery
Whilst the hibbies danced with glee
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiberlin
The hearts,pride of edinburgh since 2014
They could use these songs for their nativity; if only they had 3 wise men and a virgin.
At least they have a saviour.
Oh, wait, Vlad wasn't their saviour after all, just a very naughty boy! :rolleyes:
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibs0666
[QUOTE=AltheHibby;3838240]They could use these songs for their nativity; if only they had 3 wise men and a virgin.[QUOTE]
Canny have it in Tranent then.
Rudi with your nose so *****e
Won't you pull some pints tonight?
All of the Jambos loved him
As he shouted 5-1 gleefully
Rudi the big nosed freakshow
You're the reason Hearts are history
Brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibs0666
Silent night, Hertz are sh%te
Vlad’s a bam, Brown’s no bright
Round yon Virgin McHattie’s wild
Holy Infant player so plug for a child
Gee's some heavenly peace
Gee's some heavenly peace
Silent night, holy sh%te!
Cleaner’s quake at the sight
Golden stream from heaven afar
Clueless Locke sings Alleluia!
Christ, the boy's a tool
Christ, the boy's a tool
Silent night, holy sh%te
George’s trousers are pure tight
Radiant beams from Foulke’s fat face
With the heave of expanding waist
Jesus, that’s some girth
Jesus, that’s some girth
Trying not to be grumpy but can't we put all the Xmas carols on the 'Pleasing' thread?
Brilliant!Quote:
Originally Posted by NadeAteMyLunch!
any updates, on a non christmas carol way!
Apologies to status quo, i'm sure this was an xmas hit. :wink:
The hearts are going down now, they're going down to division one
Their going down for a good few years, and they wont be having fun
but their doing all right now, their going down to the ***** now nananana
Good shout!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
I notice that Naismith had been given the big at East Fife. I'm sure he was signing for them in January??
The big what ?Quote:
Originally Posted by nribs
Gary Naysmith ?
Sorry fat fingers on a mobile in the cold. Gary Naysmith got the managers job at East FifeQuote:
Originally Posted by HibbyAndy
:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by nribs
Ken Gary fae Loanheid years ago so im hoping..........
He fails the herts ****!! :devil:
Drivers home for Christmas
his feet are full of blisters!
got the push from his last club
so he driving to a Gorgie pub
Drivers in his car ..driving home for Christmas!...yeah!
:greengrin
This is what the clubs who try to play by the rules are up against. Have a read of this....
http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.co...task-1-3237607
Quote:
Originally Posted by SurferRosa
Just read this , they just dont get it do they!!
Barry F'n Anderson. This is not journalism it's propaganda pure and simple. Out of all the cr*p I've read about those cheating inbreds this takes the biscuit.Quote:
Originally Posted by SurferRosa
Deary me.Quote:
Originally Posted by weonlywon6-2
I must admit that although I don't have any sympathy for Locke, he took on the job knowing what was going on I feel the SPL/SFA are just as culpable as Romanov/Southern and the supporters for some of the position Hearts are in.
They are meant to provide governance and allowed Hearts to continue to sign players, not file accounts etc. Yet people like Doncaster, Regan and Ogilvie still carry on as though nothing has happened. It is not as though they couldn't see it coming as the club formerly known as Rangers gave them plenty of indication as to what could happen. By all accounts Kille aren't far away either so it carries.
If they had grown any balls Hearts would never have won the Scottish Cup as they wouldn't have been signing players like Skatchel and Beattie. They still would be in deep trouble but nothing like they are now.
Hell mend them
I do notice that they've stopped mouthing the 'out of admin in December and debt free' ruse that was prevalent a few weeks back.
Cretins.