Share Transfers Agreed/Cooling off period

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08-10-2013, 10:57 PM
monktonharp

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

I'm hearing news from BBC world service that F.O.H. have issued an ultimatum to the Lithuanian authorities to withdraw any claims on Tynecastle and hand back the club, debt free, to the foundations hierarchy...if the demands are not met by Friday Morning an army of brave young recruits plan a lightning offensive that will reduce Kaunas to rubble....The initial attack will be led by Field Marshal Foulkes and The Infirmary Division of McKays Battalion...Supporting the first advance upon the Lithuanian banking sector, Major Locke- Browne of the Dalry Air Cadets will lead his brave young troops over the top and they plan to inflict a campaign of shock and awe upon the tyranical Lithuanian regime which will free the whole of Europe from the shackles of financial prudence resulting in a return of fiscal improprierty to Scottish Football...The entire continent owes Hearts a debt of gratitude for what they are about to undertake and may God Bless everyone of of them and deliver them all safely home.

Scott Robinson wont be going though as he doesn't agree with Major Locke-Browne's military strategy..

:faf:
08-10-2013, 11:49 PM
Pedantic_Hibee

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

I'm hearing news from BBC world service that F.O.H. have issued an ultimatum to the Lithuanian authorities to withdraw any claims on Tynecastle and hand back the club, debt free, to the foundations hierarchy...if the demands are not met by Friday Morning an army of brave young recruits plan a lightning offensive that will reduce Kaunas to rubble....The initial attack will be led by Field Marshal Foulkes and The Infirmary Division of McKays Battalion...Supporting the first advance upon the Lithuanian banking sector, Major Locke- Browne of the Dalry Air Cadets will lead his brave young troops over the top and they plan to inflict a campaign of shock and awe upon the tyranical Lithuanian regime which will free the whole of Europe from the shackles of financial prudence resulting in a return of fiscal improprierty to Scottish Football...The entire continent owes Hearts a debt of gratitude for what they are about to undertake and may God Bless everyone of of them and deliver them all safely home.

Scott Robinson wont be going though as he doesn't agree with Major Locke-Browne's military strategy..

Tears of pride (and laughter) streaming from my face :faf: :faf:
09-10-2013, 07:05 AM
Craig_in_Prague

Have they received their share certificates yet?
I know the post office can be a bit slow at times & dealing with such volume, but jeez...

Tickety tock.
09-10-2013, 07:13 AM
Aldo

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

Have they received their share certificates yet? I know the post office can be a bit slow at times & dealing with such volume, but jeez... Tickety tock.

I think there is more chance of me getting a share certificate before they do!! :-D
09-10-2013, 07:14 AM
ano hibby

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

Have they received their share certificates yet?
I know the post office can be a bit slow at times & dealing with such volume, but jeez...

Tickety tock.

Posties quite rightly prioritising their own share certificates as we speak.:agree:
There are 150,000 posties and 400,000 Yam certificates on way remember, the latter are further down the queue..nothing to panic about i wouldnt have thought...
09-10-2013, 07:49 AM
greenginger

http://www.foundationofhearts.org/faqs/

According to the Foundation the new share certificates will be issued. ( see para 11 )

Its just the Club does not have the enough cash to have them printed. :greengrin
09-10-2013, 08:00 AM
Leithenhibby

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Originally Posted by greenginger

http://www.foundationofhearts.org/faqs/

According to the Foundation the new share certificates will be issued. ( see para 11 )

Its just the Club does not have the enough cash to have them printed. :greengrin

Help ma boab......... :greengrin
09-10-2013, 08:05 AM
vincipernoi

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Originally Posted by greenginger

http://www.foundationofhearts.org/faqs/

According to the Foundation the new share certificates will be issued. ( see para 11 )

Its just the Club does not have the enough cash to have them printed. :greengrin

printer ink isn't cheap mind
09-10-2013, 08:11 AM
#FromTheCapital

Surely the fighting fund can provide funds for paper and ink?? Or is this a step too far? :greengrin
09-10-2013, 08:14 AM
dangermouse

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Originally Posted by Jack Hackett

Got to love the tweet at 3.44 am Saturday

"A day of spine-tingling noise. A day for young heroes. RT if you're right behind @JamTarts today. Together we can #createhistory RT!"

:jamboak:

.....Then it went a bit quiet :greengrin

What's all the nonsense about a new song?

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Originally Posted by TRC

Lance Armstrong, many tennis players high profile sportsmen that have won by cheating ok maybe it was drugs but the rules are 'performance enhancing' and if buying and paying (not paying in the yams case) is not performance enchanting then I don't know what is. as a side note they all lost their accolades.

Maybe we should get Amadu Konte on the case :greengrin it will certainly be magical when they finally bite the (fairy) dust :agree:
09-10-2013, 09:07 AM
green is good

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Originally Posted by #FromTheCapital

Surely the fighting fund can provide funds for paper and ink?? Or is this a step too far? :greengrin

They have to decide between buying paper and ink or Ferrero Rocher.

Big team, big decisions.
09-10-2013, 09:17 AM
portohibee

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Originally Posted by dangermouse

What's all the nonsense about a new song?

Pish drinker and Broon have re-recorded the hertz song in an attempt to raise funds,

they apparently have the x factor!
09-10-2013, 09:32 AM
Pedantic_Hibee

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Originally Posted by greenginger

http://www.foundationofhearts.org/faqs/

According to the Foundation the new share certificates will be issued. ( see para 11 )

Its just the Club does not have the enough cash to have them printed. :greengrin

Tramps. I'm sure they'll find a way to shaft another charity in order to print these #allveryworthless shares.
09-10-2013, 10:23 AM
portohibee

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/javaImages...9046899,00.jpg

FFS, cant fathom out whether its a rip off of fraggle rock or the muppets :confused:
09-10-2013, 10:27 AM
Kato

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Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee

Tramps. I'm sure they'll find a way to shaft another charity in order to print these #allveryworthless shares.

So I take it that the shares have now been registered and that they're not just printing up hokey-cokey certificates that are actually just worthless bits of paper? (Cough)
09-10-2013, 10:30 AM
Golden Bear

Too little, too late?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...ace-relegation
09-10-2013, 10:50 AM
Weststandwanab

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Originally Posted by greenginger

http://www.foundationofhearts.org/faqs/

According to the Foundation the new share certificates will be issued. ( see para 11 )

Its just the Club does not have the enough cash to have them printed. :greengrin

Never mind para 11 - they could issue them electronically at a fraction of printing costs - what about Para 9 ? How does that square with the second point in Para 8 ? Funds will be used for "Other legitimate purposes/projects".

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Originally Posted by LeithenHibby

Help ma boab......... :greengrin

I am not sure a boab will be enough !

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Originally Posted by vincipernoi

printer ink isn't cheap mind

Neither will Liquidation ! Looks like a week on Friday the end game starts no point in paying for printing something in October that will be wothless in November.
09-10-2013, 10:53 AM
Sprouleflyer

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Originally Posted by Golden Bear

Too little, too late?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...ace-relegation

So, if Hearts finish bottom at the end of the season and are relegated to the championship. If they are still in administration and will be for the start of the next season, will they get relegated again?.......I do hope so!!!
09-10-2013, 10:53 AM
Craig_in_Prague

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Originally Posted by Golden Bear

Too little, too late?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...ace-relegation

Relegation should indeed be automatic. It is cheating and not playing by the rules; so it should result in being chucked out the league, if not to the bottom of the sport.

a penalty equating to 5 wins, for years of cheating, is pathetic.
09-10-2013, 11:02 AM
Aldo

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

Relegation should indeed be automatic. It is cheating and not playing by the rules; so it should result in being chucked out the league, if not to the bottom of the sport. a penalty equating to 5 wins, for years of cheating, is pathetic.

Thing is they knew exactly what they were doing come the end of the season... Admin was inevitable and everyone could see that yet they stay in the league via the end of season loophole thus relegating Dundee.

Things that when they go down it might be for a few seasons.
09-10-2013, 11:06 AM
Springbank

Quote:

Originally Posted by fat freddy

I'm hearing news from BBC world service that F.O.H. have issued an ultimatum to the Lithuanian authorities to withdraw any claims on Tynecastle and hand back the club, debt free, to the foundations hierarchy...if the demands are not met by Friday Morning an army of brave young recruits plan a lightning offensive that will reduce Kaunas to rubble....The initial attack will be led by Field Marshal Foulkes and The Infirmary Division of McKays Battalion...Supporting the first advance upon the Lithuanian banking sector, Major Locke- Browne of the Dalry Air Cadets will lead his brave young troops over the top and they plan to inflict a campaign of shock and awe upon the tyranical Lithuanian regime which will free the whole of Europe from the shackles of financial prudence resulting in a return of fiscal improprierty to Scottish Football...The entire continent owes Hearts a debt of gratitude for what they are about to undertake and may God Bless everyone of of them and deliver them all safely home.

Scott Robinson wont be going though as he doesn't agree with Major Locke-Browne's military strategy..

Will Mr Mackay get a medal?
09-10-2013, 11:08 AM
Thecat23

By the way don't be surprised if Killie go pop before the season ends and those roasters get out going down again. Then again hopefully they won't even be here by then :D
09-10-2013, 11:09 AM
Weststandwanab

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Originally Posted by Golden Bear

Too little, too late?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...ace-relegation

That is a mechanism that could save both Sevco and the Jambos -if I was Killie I would be concerned and voting no.

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Originally Posted by Sprouleflyer

So, if Hearts finish bottom at the end of the season and are relegated to the championship. If they are still in administration and will be for the start of the next season, will they get relegated again?.......I do hope so!!!

Nice idea, not sure the double whammy will apply, assuming they exist then
09-10-2013, 11:16 AM
bingo70

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Originally Posted by Thecat23

By the way don't be surprised if Killie go pop before the season ends and those roasters get out going down again. Then again hopefully they won't even be here by then :D

Would they not go into play off then?
09-10-2013, 11:28 AM
Thecat23

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Originally Posted by bingo70

Would they not go into play off then?

Yeah that's right they would. Just hope they would get pumped in that.
09-10-2013, 11:30 AM
Springbank

Better to have no stadium and no tainted trophies than to have a stadium (for now) and thoroughly tainted trophies?
09-10-2013, 11:33 AM
Deansy

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Thing is they knew exactly what they were doing come the end of the season... Admin was inevitable and everyone could see that yet they stay in the league via the end of season loophole thus relegating Dundee.

Things that when they go down it might be for a few seasons.

Wouldn't it be just ironic if a club does go into admin that they use that the same loophole - oh how I'd laugh !!
09-10-2013, 11:38 AM
ballengeich

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Originally Posted by portohibee

Pish drinker and Broon have re-recorded the hertz song in an attempt to raise funds,

they apparently have the x factor!

Are the words "down at Tynecastle" still in the new version?
09-10-2013, 11:55 AM
CyberSauzee

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Originally Posted by Weststandwanab

That is a mechanism that could save both Sevco and the Jambos -if I was Killie I would be concerned and voting no.

Nice idea, not sure the double whammy will apply, assuming they exist then

I don't see how this would help the Yams. They would still be in administration yet they would be getting even less money due to smaller attendances and next to no TV money.
09-10-2013, 12:09 PM
Danderhall Hibs

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Originally Posted by vincipernoi

printer ink isn't cheap mind

I bet they wish they hadn’t used all the ink up that time when they faxed black sheets of paper in protest.