Yamageddon - Judgement day for the Yams and the end of their existence. Should be along very soon...
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Yamageddon - Judgement day for the Yams and the end of their existence. Should be along very soon...
YAMbarrie -
the only bag to be used when 'yer teas oot'............:bye:
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Originally Posted by Wakeyhibee
That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here:greengrin
What, again? Oh go on then.
SADYAM HUSSAIN - a term used to describe the wild eyed, unshaven, disoriented and deranged look of one who has only moments before been pulled from the ostrich isolation bunker in which they have been hiding to stagger fearfully into the cold light of day.
YAM FUD - Previously thought simply to be a term of descriptive abuse, recent research has revealed that this is in fact a quasi-scientific description of the noise expected to be made by Heart of Midlothian Football Club as it hits the pavement having fallen from the ledge of a very high building in the midst of global financial services meltdown.
YAMANOV
One of the rapidly decreasing band of HOMOFC fans who still 'believe' in the Romanov custodianship of their club.
FOULKOPHILE
One of the rapidly decreasing band of HOMOFC fans who still believe that Fat Boy had nothing to do with their club falling into the hands of 'Mister Romanov'.
YAMARDA
Mythical army of 400,000 marooned clad Knob jockeys.
Yamturd;
Disgusting brown material that flows freely form the mouth of a Yam, the sufferer can be seen from time to time mopping up the spillage with a Maroon and White rag, can look very similiar to another ailment called Talking *****
Yam -Rimming: The disgusting act of licking a Romanov's arse
Yimyams:
A terrible fear of the numbers seven and nil, this can severely embarrass the individual, first signs of this afflication was reported back in Edinburgh on the 1st of Jan 1973, on some occasions the numbers six and two can also cause some mental problems.
Le=yamC2
(Lethargy equals yams x the speed of light squared)
The cosmological constant that states that where a yam is called upon to do something to save their club, their mass, times the speed of light squared (which is quite a lot) will reach a combined output of pretty much not quite a lot.
That and a lot of shouting about "non-story" and "hobo muppets in the press"*.
*See Schodingner's yam - whereby talking about something is neither here or there about it being true, only the act of Vlad announcing something about it would make it so. Either way.
Ying and Yam
Two opposing positions which make up the whole body, usually held by the one individual.
"I believe in Mr Romanov, he will put more money into Hearts, buy us two world cup stars, build us a £51 million stand, win us the SPL, CL etc"/"Romanov has destroyed our once great club and made us the subject of ridicule in the footballing world."
Yak::greengrin
The yak (Bos grunniens) is a long-haired bovine found throughout the Himalayan region of south Central Asia, the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau and as far north as Mongolia. In addition to a large domestic population, there is a small, vulnerable wild yak population. In Tibetan, the word gyag refers only to the male of the species; a female is a dri or nak. In most languages which borrowed the word, including English, yak is usually used for both sexes.
Arbroath: To have a strong fiscal management regime, completely out of the intellectual grasp of vendors of tree-based clothes-hanging implements.
Yamsequence: Administration brought on by adhering too strongly to a policy of Arbroath. "You do the Arbroath, you pay the yamsequences"
Yam shower: Vigorous towelling to remove dirt in the absence of water.
:hilarious :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Grand g.rix - A fast and hectic event in which managers change often.
Yambition: Ability to pay all staff a full salary on time every time.
Vladivar: The distance the owner of a great big team wants to be away from them now that he's got bored.
Roman: A regime that collapses due to over-reaching ambition, corruption, and delusional leadership.
MTZ-Ripemoff - A smaller, yet identical operation to extract as much cash from a football club and their fans as possible.
http://sport.scotsman.com/football/F...rus.4787432.jp
this stuff never gets old :thumbsup:
Yambell Ogilblip
Mythical football administrator allegedly brought to ****castle after a long spell of employment with the Orcs. Very rarely heard from and then only to indulge in some Yamrimming. Still holds no. 2 post at the Glasgow Football Association.
Abroath debt, an.
The sort of debt that you feel is not worth bothering about as the sums are so trifling and therefore beneath your dignity to pay. "That guy in the boozer claims I owed him a pint. Imagine getting all worked up about an Arbroath debt."
Yamootayhere: an expression of intense relief normally associated with a transfer from the yams.
Yamustbemental: an expression of intense disbelief normally associated with a yams signing.
That is classic!!!! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S
valyamation
Valuing players way above their talent in anticipation of sooking as much money out of potential buyers as possible ahead of a fire sale.
e.g. "Berra is worth £20m, well, that's my valyamation, anyway."
Yamadbast*rd - the person who told Livingston FC that Clum "dancing queen" Elliot would cost them £4m.
Yaman united and roman yambromovic - two fictional bidders for the services of Christophe Berra cleverly disguised as two top premiership teams to all who read the hearts official website
Yamvertising - releasing an article on an official website appealing for people to buy someone, anyone, from a club up s**t creek if they cant sell their best players.
Yamullet
Hairstyle worn by Yams back in 86 - seen as a style and fashion statement in the city of Dundee, then oddly discarded in late May for the shorn-locked look.
Yambassador
A great unselfserving advocate for the club's best interests (George Foulkes, Steve Cardownie) whose selfless behaviour is instrumental in bringing the great Vladregime to Gorgski.
Look for more of these S hite Knights emerging in the forthcoming weeks.
Yammerrymerrychristmas (festive jocularity, seasonal greeting)
Pretentious yuletide saying which Yams use to hide their underlying disappointment at forthcoming January sales.
(example) Sycophantic Yam: Greetings Mr Romanov sir, Yammerrymerrychristmas and a prosperous new year.
YAMATHON A series of games against the fuddley duddley's from along the road
Yamgress: The on-field improvement from "complete joke" to "bog standard SPL scrapper" that alleviates the gloom around Tynecastle, enables players to play for free and spreads its Merry influence to all creditors, who start to accept Hospitality in the unheated Gorgie Suite as replacement for actual cash payment.
Edinyam Small Claims Court: Formerly used to process all small claims in the Edinburgh and Lothians area, owing to the incredible amount of claims lodged against his club by pesky "wee" creditors this was bought over by Herr Romanov as a move hailed as "visionary" by George Foulkes Esq and "the best thing to happen to me since I started being racist" by Gary Mackay MBE.