I'll start with:
Coke and Irn Bru taste better out of a glass bottle.
People are more polite to each other when the weather is nice.
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I'll start with:
Coke and Irn Bru taste better out of a glass bottle.
People are more polite to each other when the weather is nice.
A meal, in my opinion, always tastes better when it’s made for you by someone else.
My Wife always appears happier on pay days
If I can’t find something in the place that it always lives, my wife has used it and not put it back.
After doing the washing up and draining the sink there will always be at least one teaspoon that I've missed.
Tomatoes taste nicer in hot countries.
Beer tastes best on a Friday after a week of toil.
A wee tin of beans isn't enough and a big tin is too much.
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3pm on a Saturday is the best time for attending a live game of football
Sandwiches made from Mother's Pride heels are a delicacy but slightly embarrassing when made from heels from a normal loaf.
Could you have a word with my wife please?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfiembra
Grated cheese is tastier than sliced
Finding the right ratio of mayonnaise in tuna mayo is a fine art
When driving I'm always in the wrong when the other driver is at fault according to my wife (after admitting the other driver was in the wrong)
No matter how expensive your toastie machine is you simply will not make a better toastie than one you can get from a cafe
Tuna mayo tastes better when you use salad cream instead of mayo, that’s an absolute fact (probably a lot worse for your body, though)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy
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You can only smell other peoples toast, never your own.
When you find an item you thought was lost it's always in the last place you look 😉.
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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Diet coke in a 2L bottle tastes different to diet coke in a 1.25L bottle. The smaller one has a slight bitter aftertaste
The smell of freshly ground coffee in the morning just lifts me, love the smell and of course even better, drinking it
You never put a USB stick in correctly at the first attempt.
Boris Johnson is a ****.
Agree with this. It’s just the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
I also can’t partake in my morning rituals without coffee anymore.
And I get a headache if I miss it.
I think I’m probably mildly addicted to caffeine.
You definitely are, worse things to be addicted though mind. I like a cold can of irn bru about 10am each morning to give me a shake, doesn’t work quite as well now they’ve changed the recipe thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
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I’m fairly happy with it being my only vice.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErinGoBraghHFC
And I do like the variety you get with coffee.
Fair enough mate, it’s definitely a better vice to have than many others imo. Can’t stomach coffee myself but my mrs loves it, tries all the different variants from different countries etc. I like all different kinds of beer and trying them all so I can understand it. I just can’t stick the taste of coffeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
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Same mate although I only have one cup in the morning, every morning, well a cafetières worthQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
Not everyone's taste but tuna with vinegar ...Quote:
Originally Posted by ErinGoBraghHFC
Will get back to you on that one, actually sounds decentQuote:
Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy
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Yeah, I love tuna with vinegar and white pepper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy
Definitely. Same as you always open a packet of pills at the end the instructions are folded over the pillsQuote:
Originally Posted by sleeping giant
Things are always harder to open/find/etc when you are in a rush than they are when you have plenty of time.