Roses are red
Hearts play in maroon
Oor Daniel's the bampot
That's taking them doon.
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Roses are red
Hearts play in maroon
Oor Daniel's the bampot
That's taking them doon.
Next...
Roses are red
Hearts are *****
When he should be coaching
Daniels drinking all night
Roses are red
Magic hats are blue
Warburtons a fanny
We ****ed yous 3-2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If it wasn't for the benefactors money
Hearts would be in League 2...!!
(might have stole this from another team.....) :wink:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hibs are good
Hearts are *****
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hibees 3
Rangers 2
Roses are red
Poppies are too
Hearts stole the money
Daniel's got them fcked noo
Roses are red
Jambos are blue
Because Hearts are crap
Please MIND THE GAP! :greengrin
Edit:
15 points and counting
O my love is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June
A day for love and bad prose
And Hearts are going doon
Roses are red
Daffodils yellow
Let's all laugh at
The daft German fellow
Roses are red
Violets are blue
To all the Hearts fans
Stick your 1902
Roses are red
Hibees are green
D’you think fat craigie’s
Still $#a&&1#& the queen
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hibees are fragrant
Hearts smell of poo
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Roses are red
Rangers are blue
It still hurts we beat them
At Hampden 3-2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm looking forward to the derby
Are you?
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Rangers are dead
Sevco are alive
They might love Gerrard
But there's no fifty five
Roses are red
Hibs are fantastic
Premiership pitches
Shouldn't be plastic
Roses are red
Hibees are green
Stendel's so bad
He's worse than Levein
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We won the cup in 90+2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oceans are deep
F*** the hearts
I love the big man called Conrad
Forget the gut he was no bad
I love the captain called Gray
His head changed the world in May
I love the wee man called Lew
Trophies? I think he has two
I love big handsome Darren
For trophies we're no longer barren
I love the Hibee called Paul
At Tynie he stabbed home the ball
I love the singer called Liam
Strikers shudder when they see um
I love the ginger call Fraser
Passing as sharp as a razor
I love the artist called Dylan
The dreams of huns he was killing
I love the hero called John
He's gone but I'll never move on
I love the madman called Jason
Hun defences he gave a real chasing
I love the hero called Tony
Hun hearts he made cold and stony
I love the big man called Nik
His tackle at Tynie the pick
I love the sub who was James
Often he could change games
If all of the above should give you a shiver
There's one more to come
It's Henderson to deliver.....
Faces are red
Noses are blue
Time to change your life
It that describes you.
Roses are red
I'm **** at poetry
**** the Huns
Top work from pretty much every poster on this thread so far. Very, very good.:top marks
Roses are red
Dundee are in blue
86 was very funny
When Sir Kidd made it 2
Got me going with the last verse.:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Roses are Red
and some are Pink
HMS Jam Tart
is going to sink
Roses are red,
Den’s Park is blue,
Albert Kidd’s running rampant,
Levein’s still locked in the loo
Roses are red Violets are blue
You're going down
You're going down
You're going
Hearts are going down
**** the Hearts
I'm bad at poems