Meanwhile, in the real world...

http://news.sky.com/story/pokemon-go...-life-10537706

Why is this even news??

I hope pikachu and his friends fall off a cliff soon

Quite right.

My, erm, sons first Meowth was hard earned today.

As a seasoned Pokemon player (no joke) I'm not taking to Go at all. There's far better handheld versions. The app is a trip down memory lane which gets old quick.