Disappointed in lack of Jambo/Hun/Smelly threads about new signings

C'mon chaps, what's wrong with you all?

Where is 'the Pallson was brought up as a Hun because a buckfast-swilling weedgie whaler from Govan once pulled his father out of the frozen sea after checking he wasn't a fienian' or the 'Scott was a Jambo at school in Livy as he once wore a maroon scarf while delivering pizza's to my uncle's neighbour' or 'Thornhill's a true Tim, was once spotted drinking Guiness in an Irish bar in Magaloof'.