Originally Posted by
Doddie
Mohammed El Fayed kept yelling that the Duke of Edinburgh, assisted by the Special Branch and several high-placed officials in the Immigration Service, had conspired to kill his wee boy Dodie (no relation to self) and his wee boy Dodie's fancy wumman Princess (Holy Mother of Will'nHarry) Diana of Pout by harassing them to death by photography.
He kept it up so long that someone decided they had to have an inquest. This is a Good Thing, 'cos it allows all the tabloids to go back over the Blessed Princess Diana's sainted life in gruesome and exhaustive detail, at the taxpayers' expense.
That's you and me, brother.
The odd thing is, I don't give a monkey's about DianDodie, or about what happened that night, and nor (I suspect) do you. But we're paying the lawyers' fees.
Let's guess the verdict - "Drunk driver hits wall, kills himself and passengers." Period.