The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[Jones28]

Yambudsman - an independent body of Hearts fans leading inquiries into missing millions of fans pounds and minimal successes.

“That Critchley **** wants referring to the Yambudsman”

[Hillsidehibby]

Yamshank not a dish served in their hotel restaurant but a description of their centre forwards shot at goal injury time at fir park.

:agree::top marks

[flash]

Yamshank not a dish served in their hotel restaurant but a description of their centre forwards shot at goal injury time at fir park.

Not to be confused with Yamshankers which is an affectionate term for the occupants of the home stands at Tynecastle.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yambudsman - an independent body of Hearts fans leading inquiries into missing millions of fans pounds and minimal successes.

“That Critchley **** wants referring to the Yambudsman”

Love it

[gbhibby]

Not to be confused with Yamshankers which is an affectionate term for the occupants of the home stands at Tynecastle.

Gorgie Rhyming Slang😆

[Dashing Bob S]

“An embarrassment of critches”

A term to denote every Hearts performance.

[Golden Bear]

Yamshank not a dish served in their hotel restaurant but a description of their centre forwards shot at goal injury time at fir park.

I'm liking that one!

:thumbsup:

[Kato]

Gorgieon - a mythical beast which when looked in the eye turns the victim into sh*te.

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[gbhibby]

Yamalamadingdong The late night door bell for their hotel to get the night porter to open the main door at the plaza.

[Bostonhibby]

Yam hotel views.

Like views you can see out hotel windows except you cant see a f ing thing as they've painted a non existent view on the wall of the rooms with no windows.

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[gbhibby]

Yamahaha the dictionary definition of Hibs fans laughter at the final whistle of the game at fir Park.

[147lothian]

Yamdug**** what is yelled by folk with six fingers when their heid's explode while watching "the big club" in the bottom six.

[Jack Hackett]

Yam hotel views.

Like views you can see out hotel windows except you cant see a f ing thing as they've painted a non existent view on the wall of the rooms with no windows.

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Be fair... all you need is a bit of imagination. They managed it for their 'majestic views of Edinburgh Castle'. Imagination is something they've never been short of... waaay too much in fact... Which brings me to my contribution...

Yamagination... Overindulgence in flights of fancy

[Viva_Palmeiras]

A sheeetty cologne worn by the Yamonistas
Promoted by Mikey Stewart.
it lingers for a short while before being completely undetectable.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

A medical condition that begins with the first whistle and continues well beyond the final whistle.
A pain in the nether regions strangely related to poor performance and said to be a contributory factor lowering the birth rate in the Jambo community. “Sorry hen I’ve got a touch of the Crotchleys - there’ll be no action tonight”

[Kato]

Yamyl Nitrate - a chemical which, when inhaled, induces a feeling of depression, dullness and misanthropy. (AKA Party Poopers).

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[evy]

Yamboozled - unable to fathom what is happening.

Usage - "Critchley bringing on a fat, unfit defender up front to salvage our season had me absolutely yamboozled."

[dangermouse]

“An embarrassment of critches”

A term to denote every Hearts performance.

:faf::faf::faf:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Access to a mountain of data on players, management and beyond.

Potentially powerful in the right hands.

Provide many an answer but you need to know what the question is.

Unfortunately no yam has read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy so didn’t get the joke that was played on them by Brighton. Including to neglect to provide them with a password (it was “Forty-Two”)

So far it has failed to find the right formula. So like these monkeys and their typewriters they await for the day they produce their works of Shakespeare.

[Bostonhibby]

Yam gob-******.

Definitely gobs in public spaces, ****** unknown but potential's there.

Also known to be available for public hire for those who want to be exposed to that sort of thing....

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[Carheenlea]

Gorgie Paramnesia

Hearts themed acts of forgetfulness

“Where on earth did I leave my driving gloves?”

“Vlad, did you remember to pay the Lady Haig Poppy Fund?”

“Anne, where have you put those seats for the new stand?”

[007]

JTA - common misconception is that it's short for Jamestown Analytics but it is actually an abbreviation for Jam Tarts Anal-tics which is what they'll seem to be suffering from when they can't sit down through a full 90 minutes so have to leave early in the battle for 7th place.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

An irritating whine from a supporter of Heart of Midlothian Football club.
usually centers on clinging on to and showing a “5-1” gesture.
Theres a heavy focus on stats (without wider context) until the ones offered in response prompt a change of subject.

Tynie atmosphere. Size seems to be a fixation until the inconvenient truth comes… Smnaller pitch smaller stadium bigger chip.

[Skol]

CRITCHLEY LEAGUE TABLE

a manufactured statistics used by supported of Heart of Midlothian supports in the vain effort to convince themselves that the analytics selected the best managerial option available.

[Dashing Bob S]

“Seven year critch”

A yam romance Hibs fans hope lasts a long time.

[GRA]

Winners of the 'took Aberdeen to the 118th minute with nine men' trophy. That will put them in good stead in their battle to avoid 11th place.

[GreenNWhiteArmy]

The best outcome. Red cards and extra time will mean today was a hard luck story. Keeping Critchley in a job. Win win

[Kato]

Winners of the 'took Aberdeen to the 118th minute with nine men' trophy. That will put them in good stead in their battle to avoid 11th place.Even though they got beat because they couldn't keep up with a very, very slow team I thought they did well. Plucky.

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[fiolex1]

All that scratching is making me Critch: louse ridden gorgie tramps

[Bridge hibs]

Yam-Floccinaucinihilipilification

[Springbank]

Yambience -
That moment when you are leaving Hampden after a defeat with the song "HEARTS, HEARTS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN" ringing in your ears.

[jacomo]

“Seven year critch”

A yam romance Hibs fans hope lasts a long time.


We can only dream of a manager like Critchley.

The kind of dream that makes you wake up in a cold sweat, but still.

[Eyrie]

Cupset - plucky bottom six team managing to survive ninety minutes against mighty Aberdeen to earn a money spinning replay.

Shame it went to extra time instead.

[flash]

Yambasting- "Critchley attempted to deflect from his team's shortcomings by yambasting the match officials".

[Bridge hibs]

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

[Aldo]

Yambasting- "Critchley attempted to deflect from his team's shortcomings by yambasting the match officials".

Yamlighting : as above

[Skol]

YAMMER

the term used to describe the state of mind when a nine man team with one shot on target are the better side and robbed by a corrupt referee.

[Dashing Bob S]

All that scratching is making me Critch: louse ridden gorgie tramps

Excellent

[Cyborg Ninja]

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

Winner!

[Iain G]

Yamborghini - you think it's a supercar but the rest of the world sees it as a Rover 1500 Vanden Plas with maroon (stained) velour seat covers, still at least you got to use it as the bridal car when you married your sister and stayed at the Gary Locke Suite at the Tynecastle Park Hotel to conjugate the union

[Carheenlea]

The Critchly & Garritly Show

Similar to the “Itchy & Scratchy” animated fictional series which features on The Simpsons, but this one is very real, and infinitely more amusing and entertaining.

[Iain G]

The Critchly & Garritly Show

Similar to the “Itchy & Scratchy” animated fictional series which features on The Simpsons, but this one is very real, and infinitely more amusing and entertaining.

Plooky the Wonderdog - fantastical animated series about the amazing adventures of Plooky, who used to save his master and his friends with his spectacular feets of daring and skill. However, as much loved as he is, Plooky is getting old and can no longer perform the miracles he was so famous for yet nobody is willing to to tell him the truth, especially Farmer Critchley or Mayor Clarke.

Someday soon Plooky is off to the retirement home for old dogs...

[Iain G]

Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight

[HoboHarry]

Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight

Their dreams are all banished to The Great Beyond.

[poolman]

Their dreams are all banished to The Great Beyond.

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

Shanklands perhaps ?

[gbhibby]

Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight
That result means a Jambo Free Europe.

[Iain G]

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

Shanklands perhaps ?

He's on the stair to nowhere...

[Kato]

"Brave display" = a defiant, yet inept, defensive attempt to ruin a rotten game of football.

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[Smartie]

“April”

The month of the season when only the biggest of the big teams are left with nothing to play for, other than to focus on avoiding whatever word they’re using for relegation this season and to cheer on whoever is facing their vastly superior city rivals.

[Joe6-2]

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

😂😂

[HoboHarry]

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

Aye ok, you win today's internet :top marks:faf::faf:

[gbhibby]

A load of Shankers a football team and fans whose season is now over

[Irish_Steve]

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

Are you sure, don't they have history for blowing doubles???

[Skol]

YamBeaton

A term used to describe Hearts unbeaten run, if only it wasn’t for the biased cheating corrupt referee.

[HoboHarry]

Are you sure, don't they have history for blowing doubles???
Is that what they call their sisters?