The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[dalryhibby]

yamaha, a two wheeled vehicle,on which a lithuanan dictator uses to exit west edinburgh,ala steve mcqeen. depending on the cost of two stroke that is.:thumbsup::bye:

[Sergy Pie]

You've been reading 1984 again, haven't you?

If there's any similarities in what I wrote with some of the content from that novel, I shall puruse the author relentlessly for plagarism.

[Wakeyhibee]

Yamish

Deep seated, old fashioned east european religious form, similar to quakers.

Noted for their long beards, dungarees & large 'close knit' families. Yamish people are poor, they work the land, ploughing furrows at Riccarton and reaping what they sow.

It was suggested that a massive investment was required to bring them into the 21st century however they seem happy to get into increasing debt knowing their Deity Vlad will come true and deliver them to the promised land.

[Speedway]

Yamish

Deep seated, old fashioned east european religious form, similar to quakers.

Noted for their long beards, dungarees & large 'close knit' families. Yamish people are poor, they work the land, ploughing furrows at Riccarton and reaping what they sow.

It was suggested that a massive investment was required to bring them into the 21st century however they seem happy to get into increasing debt knowing their Deity Vlad will come true and deliver them to the promised land.

Do they celebrate 'Yam Kippur'?

[Jones28]

Yamble - Yams walking reluctantly to Tyncastle with that feeling of impending doom of yet another drubbing at home.

[The_Todd]

Yamster
A timid, cowering wee beastie totally dependant on the care of his (its) master.

Yambada
The dance favoured by Mad King Bambo, Vladimir Romanov, during his stint on Strictly Come Dancing.

[heretoday]

YAMLET -
Tragicomedy set in Tynecastle - a lonely Scottish outpost.
The eponymous hero comes to resent his mother's new husband Romanov - a money-grabbing east European of doubtful reputation who plans to turn the castle into a hotel and conference centre after getting rid of Yamlet and his followers who are all clowns.

The fun really starts when a dropped cigarette causes the castle to burn down. Romanov, who has failed to keep up the insurance payments is ruined and slinks away back east under a hail of cans and Buckfast bottles.

Yamlet saves the day by persuading the powers-that-be to allow him to start all over again in the East of Scotland league, a group of small traders. Unfortunately, his girlfriend, ignorant of Yamlet's upturn in fortune goes and throws herself in the river. That's the tragic bit.

[matty_f]

Yam Aid

Protest concert held in support of the Yams plight, not officially endorsed by either Bob Geldof, Bono or Midge Ure.

[Speedway]

Yam Aid

Protest concert held in support of the Yams plight, not officially endorsed by either Bob Geldof, Bono or Midge Ure.

Although Bob Soldoff, Ohno and Midge Urine are all confirmed headliners.

[Twa Cairpets]

Yamble - Yams walking reluctantly to Tyncastle with that feeling of impending doom of yet another drubbing at home.


A post of genius, young Mr Jones, genius.

[Wakeyhibee]

Do they celebrate 'Yam Kippur'?

No that's a Jambo's breakfast

[heretoday]

Brilliant!!!

[Speedway]

'VladQuids' - (Technical Hitch, Bouncy)

Fictional currency used by HoMoFC to reimburse their playing staff for services rended. Honoured by no self respecting bank and witheld entirely from suppliers with unpaid invoices.

[Mon1875]

YamLately


Term used to describe how the vast majority of Yams on Kickback never get paid in time. It's normal banking practice don't you know :wink:

[lyonhibs]

YamE+Y

"The abortive attempts by Romanov to get a cell of "qualified" accountants to infiltrate Ernst and Young and fudge the HoMFC accounts to make them look acceptable. A crack team of Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gates and Joseph Stiglitz all bailed out on account of the insurmountability of the task"

[Wakeyhibee]

YAM-RAM

Selective memory of a Yam when argueing the toss

RAMAYAM

Involuntary fasting period after paying the rent

Vladi-Lost-Stock

Russian holiday town for Hearts board members

[BSEJVT]

Ya-month

An indeterminable period of employment before payment is made for services rendered (see technical diffculties)

Yambill

Submission of an invoice in the knowledge that it wont be paid for several months until legal action is threatened.

Vladmin

Appointment of Auditors to run a failing company without disclosing the fact to shareholders and creditors.(More commonly known by its full name of Administration once disclosure is made)

[MyJo]

Yamble sale - the hastily organised sale of anything your chairman can get his grubby mitts on, regardless of age or condition, in the local church hall as a means to keep the metaphorical wolves from the door for another week.

[Golden Bear]

Yamtastic - a person of Hibernian persuasion thoughts on reading this thread.

:thumbsup:

[Dashing Bob S]

YAMINISTRATION

A rare occurance whereby a club cannot be declared technically bankrupt us it only owes large sums of money to itself. Therefore other creditors like caterers, police, architechts for new stands (see YAMSTAND) and playing and administrative staff are presumed not to object top the fact that the company is trading insolvently.

[SvenNeil]

Yamageddon - Judgement day for the Yams and the end of their existence. Should be along very soon...

[Toaods]

YAMbarrie -

the only bag to be used when 'yer teas oot'............:bye:

[Woody1985]

RAMAYAM

Involuntary fasting period after paying the rent


:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here:greengrin

[One Day Soon]

What, again? Oh go on then.

SADYAM HUSSAIN - a term used to describe the wild eyed, unshaven, disoriented and deranged look of one who has only moments before been pulled from the ostrich isolation bunker in which they have been hiding to stagger fearfully into the cold light of day.

YAM FUD - Previously thought simply to be a term of descriptive abuse, recent research has revealed that this is in fact a quasi-scientific description of the noise expected to be made by Heart of Midlothian Football Club as it hits the pavement having fallen from the ledge of a very high building in the midst of global financial services meltdown.

[Dashing Bob S]

YAMANOV

One of the rapidly decreasing band of HOMOFC fans who still 'believe' in the Romanov custodianship of their club.


FOULKOPHILE

One of the rapidly decreasing band of HOMOFC fans who still believe that Fat Boy had nothing to do with their club falling into the hands of 'Mister Romanov'.

[fiolex1]

YAMARDA

Mythical army of 400,000 marooned clad Knob jockeys.

[fiolex1]

Yamturd;
Disgusting brown material that flows freely form the mouth of a Yam, the sufferer can be seen from time to time mopping up the spillage with a Maroon and White rag, can look very similiar to another ailment called Talking *****

[fiolex1]

Yam -Rimming: The disgusting act of licking a Romanov's arse

[fiolex1]

Yimyams:
A terrible fear of the numbers seven and nil, this can severely embarrass the individual, first signs of this afflication was reported back in Edinburgh on the 1st of Jan 1973, on some occasions the numbers six and two can also cause some mental problems.

[Hibernianinc]

Le=yamC2

(Lethargy equals yams x the speed of light squared)

The cosmological constant that states that where a yam is called upon to do something to save their club, their mass, times the speed of light squared (which is quite a lot) will reach a combined output of pretty much not quite a lot.

That and a lot of shouting about "non-story" and "hobo muppets in the press"*.

*See Schodingner's yam - whereby talking about something is neither here or there about it being true, only the act of Vlad announcing something about it would make it so. Either way.

[Dashing Bob S]

Ying and Yam

Two opposing positions which make up the whole body, usually held by the one individual.


"I believe in Mr Romanov, he will put more money into Hearts, buy us two world cup stars, build us a £51 million stand, win us the SPL, CL etc"/"Romanov has destroyed our once great club and made us the subject of ridicule in the footballing world."

[AinsterHibs]

Yak::greengrin

The yak (Bos grunniens) is a long-haired bovine found throughout the Himalayan region of south Central Asia, the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau and as far north as Mongolia. In addition to a large domestic population, there is a small, vulnerable wild yak population. In Tibetan, the word gyag refers only to the male of the species; a female is a dri or nak. In most languages which borrowed the word, including English, yak is usually used for both sexes.

[Twa Cairpets]

Arbroath: To have a strong fiscal management regime, completely out of the intellectual grasp of vendors of tree-based clothes-hanging implements.

Yamsequence: Administration brought on by adhering too strongly to a policy of Arbroath. "You do the Arbroath, you pay the yamsequences"

Yam shower: Vigorous towelling to remove dirt in the absence of water.

[Nando™]

"You do the Arbroath, you pay the yamsequences"
:hilarious :thumbsup:

[Woody1985]

Grand g.rix - A fast and hectic event in which managers change often.

[hibs0666]

Yambition: Ability to pay all staff a full salary on time every time.

[Twa Cairpets]

Vladivar: The distance the owner of a great big team wants to be away from them now that he's got bored.

Roman: A regime that collapses due to over-reaching ambition, corruption, and delusional leadership.

[Woody1985]

MTZ-Ripemoff - A smaller, yet identical operation to extract as much cash from a football club and their fans as possible.

http://sport.scotsman.com/football/Familiar-tale-as-Romanov39s-Belarus.4787432.jp

[chorley_fm]

this stuff never gets old :thumbsup:

[KerPlunk]

Yambell Ogilblip

Mythical football administrator allegedly brought to ****castle after a long spell of employment with the Orcs. Very rarely heard from and then only to indulge in some Yamrimming. Still holds no. 2 post at the Glasgow Football Association.

[Dashing Bob S]

Abroath debt, an.

The sort of debt that you feel is not worth bothering about as the sums are so trifling and therefore beneath your dignity to pay. "That guy in the boozer claims I owed him a pint. Imagine getting all worked up about an Arbroath debt."

[hibs0666]

Yamootayhere: an expression of intense relief normally associated with a transfer from the yams.

Yamustbemental: an expression of intense disbelief normally associated with a yams signing.

[SmashinGlass]

Abroath debt, an.

The sort of debt that you feel is not worth bothering about as the sums are so trifling and therefore beneath your dignity to pay. "That guy in the boozer claims I owed him a pint. Imagine getting all worked up about an Arbroath debt."

That is classic!!!! :greengrin

[matty_f]

valyamation

Valuing players way above their talent in anticipation of sooking as much money out of potential buyers as possible ahead of a fire sale.

e.g. "Berra is worth £20m, well, that's my valyamation, anyway."

[MyJo]

Yamadbast*rd - the person who told Livingston FC that Clum "dancing queen" Elliot would cost them £4m.

Yaman united and roman yambromovic - two fictional bidders for the services of Christophe Berra cleverly disguised as two top premiership teams to all who read the hearts official website

Yamvertising - releasing an article on an official website appealing for people to buy someone, anyone, from a club up s**t creek if they cant sell their best players.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yamullet
Hairstyle worn by Yams back in 86 - seen as a style and fashion statement in the city of Dundee, then oddly discarded in late May for the shorn-locked look.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yambassador

A great unselfserving advocate for the club's best interests (George Foulkes, Steve Cardownie) whose selfless behaviour is instrumental in bringing the great Vladregime to Gorgski.

Look for more of these S hite Knights emerging in the forthcoming weeks.

[GREEN WARLORD]

Yammerrymerrychristmas (festive jocularity, seasonal greeting)

Pretentious yuletide saying which Yams use to hide their underlying disappointment at forthcoming January sales.

(example) Sycophantic Yam: Greetings Mr Romanov sir, Yammerrymerrychristmas and a prosperous new year.

[H18sry]

YAMATHON A series of games against the fuddley duddley's from along the road

[lyonhibs]

Yamgress: The on-field improvement from "complete joke" to "bog standard SPL scrapper" that alleviates the gloom around Tynecastle, enables players to play for free and spreads its Merry influence to all creditors, who start to accept Hospitality in the unheated Gorgie Suite as replacement for actual cash payment.

Edinyam Small Claims Court: Formerly used to process all small claims in the Edinburgh and Lothians area, owing to the incredible amount of claims lodged against his club by pesky "wee" creditors this was bought over by Herr Romanov as a move hailed as "visionary" by George Foulkes Esq and "the best thing to happen to me since I started being racist" by Gary Mackay MBE.

[GREEN WARLORD]

Yam-mo-be-there Dire upbeat attempt at a soul song by James Ingram (1984).

[fiolex1]

Yam Bam thank you Mam, the somewhat embarrassing condition of premature ejaculation suffered by all Yams.

Can be witnessed on most Saturdays by the "Cumming in ones pants" at the slightest hint of a corner.

[One Day Soon]

Yammie Dodger

Not a jam filled biscuit, but the owner of the Yam biscuit tin. Can generally be identified by his nefarious activities and behaviour - usually most obviously characterised by his incessant moving of the biscuit tin to a different safe house every night.

Celebrity Yam

Meaningless non-sequiteur. See 'Milligan'.

[Silversand]

Yama-Queen

Noun - The over-exageratted antics of a footballer during a football match.

This can be seen in leagues all over the world, where a footballer acts like he has been over-charged at a restaurant, and his cabbage soup arrives cold.

The Yama-Queen is most often seen when a referee dares to make a decision against a team whose owner is known to have an over-inflated ego. It is often mistaken as a desire to show affinity to the said egotistical owner, but is usually bourne out of a desire to claim the heights of "one of the 25% of the playing squad that get paid this week".

The Yama-Queen is most often followed shortly after by the mad ravings of the clubs owner.

[One Day Soon]

Yam and Bread
The staple diet for all those at Direcastle once the present transfer window closes and either no-one has been sold or those who are sold in the last five minutes go at fire sale prices.

Yucky Fud
Not as might be supposed a description of the physical appearance of our Pink Bus Shelter bretheren. In fact it is a technical East European financial services term used to describe the exact moment when a bank goes bust.

Its proper use in a hypothetical situation would be thus:
"Mickymousas Bankas" today became Yucky Fud. Liquidators are expected to begin work later this week once they finish current work in the office of "Usmall" which also went Woolworth's last week."

Yamfoolery
A mass illusion perfomed by a master practitioner. In this instance a bus shelter full of people are persuaded that they number 400,000, that indebtedness is good business, that wages greater than turnover is the path to financial health, that only Lithuanians can play football, that a final stand the size of the Sydney Opera House is "just about to be built", that anything the owner does or decides is good and proper because - well, because the owner said so - and that talking complete cobblers about Mowgli and monkeys represents a strong strategic vision for a football club.

Yamfisted
See Yamfoolery above. Part of that process and which cannot be explained fully on a family message board.

[One Day Soon]

Yam Doughnut

Technical term applied to describe the consequences of a failed fire sale in Gorgie. As in:

Vlad: "Eets fife pee em een Scotland. Transfer window iss closed. Did vee make any Yam dough?"

Yambell Ogilvie: "Nut"

Note - can also be used to describe Sergey
eg "That Sergey's right obsessed wi the lack o' cash at the PBS.
Aye, you're right. He's a total Yam doughnut"


Molineuxed

Something that can happen when a club is in extreme financial difficulty and requires to sell whatever anyone is prepared to buy at the buyer's price.

Plan F: "You've done what? Sold him for how much? He's the ****in' club captain.

Club Stooge: "I know. I know. But what could I do? We're in deep financial 5hite and there's no more money coming in suitcases and brown envelopes from the Liths. Were totally ****ed. I had no choice - it was this or not pay the wages. We've been completely Molineuxed.

[matty_f]

transfer Yamdow - a period of the month of January, and pre-season, where Yams are promised lots and ultimately get shafted. See World Cup stars, Hleb, O'Connor, Riordan, Killen, Boozy and Whittaker for examples.

[One Day Soon]

Yam Fud - Hearts supporter

Dud Fud - Hearts player

Blood Sucking Fud - Isn't that obvious?

Phantom Fud - One of the 400,000

[BroxburnHibee]

Yamcase - similar to suitcase but with extra security benefits.

Perfect for transporting sums of money long distances.

[tooley]

YAMCAUGHTGREETINONTHETELLY
A term originating in the mid 80's, it was first spotted on May 3rd 1986 at approx. 16:38.
Amazingly it was also spotted the following Saturday at Hampden Park in Glasgow.
Legend has it the YAMCAUGHTGREETINONTHETELLY was formed by a Dundee saint by the name of St. Albert Kidd of Leith.

[One Day Soon]

Yogiyammed

An unfortunate but recurrent act of synchronicity. Vast numbers of the deluded ones indulge in ludicrously unjustified acts of self-adulation in relation to the Better Team, only to subsequently be humbled and humiliated by a mixture of their own failings and the hand of a Hibernian related nemesis.

See also Yam Reality Check

[One Day Soon]

Yamasshysteria

Lose a game. Lose the plot. Lose any remaining credibility.

The Yamcaptainreturns

Unlike most film sequels this one has a plot, compelling acting, tragedy, farce and of course a happy ending.

Falls into the horror genre for some and leading edge comedy for others. Not suitable for Yam minors.

[...WentToMowAnSPL]

The YamSatan

Dougie McDonald (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dougie_McDonald)
:greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

Laughing as you drive through Gorgie on a motorbike pointing at the locals

[Bostonhibby]

Like having a chip on your shoulder about something only this time it's the whole potato unchipped e.g can arise when you lose a football match and you quickly convince yourself that the whole thing comes about due to an SFA led conspiracy and referees who are specifically out to get the yams rather than everyone else except the infirm. Can often result in vile hate filled threats being issued on message boards that allow it :greengrin

[One Day Soon]

Yham!

Appallingly plastic 1980s construction featuring terrible haircuts. Constructed with a mixture of a talentless journeyman half and a more able but ultimately self-aggrandising and over hyped part.

Ended in a dramatic break up followed by various periodic episodes with the law, the courts - principally but not exclusively associated with debt - and increasingly outlandish public statements and claims. See also Yham! Rap.

Yham! Rap

A rather repetitive and patently ludicrous ditty in which a variety of excessive claims are made:

"Yham, bam - I am, a man
Vlad or no Vlad, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just hoof - don’t stay there and rot

You got debt…
You got debt…

I said debt, debt, debt on down
I said debt-debt-debt on down
I said debt, debt, debt on down
I said debt-debt-debt on down

etc

[Hibbyradge]

Yham!

Appallingly plastic 1980s construction featuring terrible haircuts. Constructed with a mixture of a talentless journeyman half and a more able but ultimately self-aggrandising and over hyped part.

Ended in a dramatic break up followed by various periodic episodes with the law, the courts - principally but not exclusively associated with debt - and increasingly outlandish public statements and claims. See also Yham! Rap.

Yham! Rap

A rather repetitive and patently ludicrous ditty in which a variety of excessive claims are made:

"Yham, bam - I am, a man
Vlad or no Vlad, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just hoof - don’t stay there and rot

You got debt…
You got debt…

I said debt, debt, debt on down
I said debt-debt-debt on down
I said debt, debt, debt on down
I said debt-debt-debt on down

etc

Surely "debt not down"? :wink:

[DaveF]

I'm tempted to stick this in the vault as there are many fantastic comments worthy of keeping :thumbsup:

Anyone for anymore?

[SvenNeil]

Yamamarama - tacky but tuneful 80's pop trio who set the style for modern Yamette hairstyles.

[jacomo]

Tram Project

Loss-making mess, unpopular with everyone except its narrow band of vocal supporters.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yambuses - creaky old antiquated means of asbestos-ridden transport, about to be condemed, popular only with minging old jakeys who throw their coins in rusty turnstiles before treking slowly upstairs.

[matty_f]

Yamagotchi - small electronic pet that fits in your pocket. Thrives on being left days without washing, and you can tell it any old crap to keep it happy.

[Sergey]

AmbiDexterous- A complete walloper who can jerk-off with both hands.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yamhaha - A Yam on a motor bike.

[Dashing Bob S]

Gorgage (Gorgie Mortgage) - almost unlimited credit usually offered by dodgy financial institutions about to go bust.

"I was surprised that our combined salaries were only £4,000 per month, yet a Lithuanian bank offered us a 100% gorgage on a £20,000,000 property we wanted to buy and make into flats." -Mr and Mrs Cala.

[One Day Soon]

Yammense Team

The next stage beyond big team. Involves buying Barcelona as a feeder club and adding a fourth tier to the new stand as a 'trophy zone'.

How's that new stand working out for them by the way?

[One Day Soon]

Yamboozled

But .............what about all the transfer money............where's all the money gone?

[Hainan Hibs]

YamveyDent News -

Astonishingly accurate debt level news reported by the self-proclaimed ""bearer of bad news for some on here. :wink: ""

YamveyDent News Reported Debt Level = £14.5m approx

Actual Debt = £30.48m

[SvenNeil]

Yambezzled

Siphoning off transfer cash and other assets whilst maintaining a 'cautiously optimisitic' outlook for the future

:spammy:

[lapsedhibee]

Yamboozled

But .............what about all the transfer money............where's all the money gone?

:agree:
And also disyambobulated: But ... what about all the transfer money ... where's all the money gone? :boo hoo:

[One Day Soon]

The Four Stages of Yam Believer:

Cardiganed

We've lost ownership. We're locked in the boot of someone else's car and we don't know where we're going. We talk about the Docksiders.

Yellow Cardiganed

We've become a complete laughing stock. We've lost all our dignity and self respect. We're pretending that everyone else is against us and doesn't understand business like our saviour does. We think about what the beautiful people will be wearing this summer.

Rovered

We've lost the plot. Where did all the transfer money go? We're praying its all Hobonomics. We repeat 108 years to each other.

Mid Level Financial Services Managered

Every time we go for a drive we end up in Gretna. We nurse our deep, deep bitterness.

We are polishing our grille badges. We polish and we polish and we polish. They don't make Rovers any more.

[RigRoars]

Yamster Wheel

Designed like a huge hamster wheel capable of fitting all 400 000 yams inside.
The idea being that they all run as fast as they can.spinning the earth on it axes turning back time and making all this debt just go away

[Twa Cairpets]

Yamstand - Immense structure of polished marble, soaring turrets and constructed as a result of just the bestest planning application ever, the Yamstand is reputedly capable of holding up to 400,000.

The Yamstand has ample storage room for the emperors new clothes.

[Jonnyboy]

Pick a meaning folks :greengrin

[EskbankHibby]

yambunctious -

adj. Boisterous and disorderly behaviour, normally within a 'piggery' following another ramming at the hands of your closest rivals reserve team.

Behaviour to include sprinting onto a pitch like a warrior, getting a slap from a ghost and skulking off after following through on yourself.

[dublinhfc]

Yampost-

A long lanky more often dim instrument found in the middle of the street reechin of pish

[Barney McGrew]

Yamonthapitch - Finding oneself on a playing surface at a sports arena and behaving like a ned. Usually followed by legs giving way, falling over and getting carted off to the cells by the police while claiming a mythical injury

[--------]

Yambisextrous - (adj) in the condition of being so fat and ugly that no one can tell whether the creature described is a man or a woman.

Yamlet - an early Elizabethan tragedy set in Lithuania, the eponymous hero of which spends much of his time in a state of acute indecision due to the non-arrival of a Yamfax (q.v.) from his father, King Vladimir. The action of the play centres upon the often-postponed destruction of Castle Swineswill, the stronghold of Duke Wallace the Smirker, and its replacement by a happy village of peasant dwellings overseen and protected by the nymph Cala. There is a grotesque comic character, Gruesome George the Gelatinous, who comments sycophantically upon the action in a series of drunken rants and demented slaverings.

"This Castle hath a sour and stinking stench;
Let me demolish it, and in its place
Erect a sweet and airy dwelling-place
For such as have much dosh. Flats shall I build,
Flat upon flat upreaching to the sky,
And none shall know that ever in this place
A noxious den once stood where trolls did once,
Repulsive and corrupted in their minds,
Mouth out their mindless murmurings, until
The world grew weary of them...."

Yommelette - a sacrificial offering (see Captain Caveman), an employee of HoMFC sacked to protect the position of Chairman Vlad, as in "You can't make a Yommelette without breaking their legs".

[matty_f]

Yamgry - emotional state of high tension and fury. Caused by getting yer erse felt by local rivals in your own patch. Also brought on by lack of food coupled by a realisation of your own pishness.

e.g. Nade went for Chis as he was so Yamgry at not scoring, he realised he was pish, and he hadnae had a Big Mac for literally minutes.

[Twa Cairpets]

Calyamity

Clever construct relating to the act of being felled with just the one punch by (a) a Hibs player, (b) a referee, or (c) nothing at all

"Phillips, the electrician, suffered a calyamity when invading the pitch"

[Bostonhibby]

The shock of suddenly finding yourself confronted by someone who isn't scared of you despite your fashionable hat then getting laid out on national TV by a referees whistle.

Sometimes used as a defence in legal proceedings. Tends to be more successful if you appear in court with a large damp stain in the crotch area.

[Hibs Class]

Slyammer
A place where naughty yams are locked up.

Whambamthankyouyam
Traditional expression of gratitude after cell-mate has "introduced himself" to said naughty yam.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yamseason - The tendency for a club known for fast, free-flowing passing football to have a season of hoofball but inexplicably take 8 points out of 12 against their local rivals. "I didn't buy a Hibs ST to be treated to a yamseason, but i'll take the derby points."

[JennaFletcher]

Yamoron

Typical definition of a yam, can also be used to describe someone who has the IQ equivalent to that of a glass of water

[Hibs Class]

Yamoron

Typical definition of a yam, can also be used to describe someone who has the IQ equivalent to that of a glass of water

Ewan Yamoron - Real Radio presenter known for suffering HUMILIATION

[Twa Cairpets]

Ewan Yamoron - Real Radio presenter known for suffering HUMILIATION

Yamiliation, surely?

[lapsedhibee]

Ewan Yamoron - Real Radio presenter known for suffering HUMILIATION

A pedant writes:
He definitely spells his first name Ewen. Surname might be Yamoron or Yammeron - not sure. :dunno:

[Twa Cairpets]

A pedant writes:
He definitely spells his first name Ewen. Surname might be Yamoron or Yammeron - not sure. :dunno:

I think you'll find it is in fact spelled "T,O,O,L"

[jgl07]

Yamazombie

A Hearts supporter who attends Tynecastle sitting near to the press box who resembles a member of the cast of Shaun of the Dead.

[jgl07]

Yamirony

The inability of most Hearts supporters to fail to recognize irony even when it smacks them in the face. This manifests in any jokey comment made by the press regarding Hearts ar their supporters to be taken literally.

The response usually involves pompous 'open letters' [bound volumes if written by Shaun (of the dead) Lawson], threats to boycott the publishing stable concerned, references to the press council and the European Court of Human Rights.

For example see the comments about Yamazombie (qv).

[Twa Cairpets]

International standard signing with value expected to rapidly rise at an exponential rate until the only player in the world worth more is Andy Driver.

[Hibs Class]

Logarithyam

A mathematical proof which involves one team's attempts on goal exceeding those of their opponents by a factor of 14

[One Day Soon]

Yaminchoate

Descriptive term which captures the state of a Yam at any given point where reality intrudes upon delusion.

eg the Wee Team signs players you would like but cannot afford, while you fail to sign any striker fitting the term despite the fact that all europe is currently awash with out of work footballers seeking clubs at cut price wages

For example: "Did you see (insert Yam fud name here) this morning? He was so upset about Lee Miller that he was completely Yaminchoate. That's the second time this week."

[Speedway]

Yamonition

A belief/knowledge/premonition of something about to happen. See also FatJimKnew.

[Mister P]

this is top class.

admin....do u have access any print facilities similar to the desktop calenders?
this would make a fantastic novelty gift in the form of a booklet:agree:

[greenlex]

Yamagram.

A medical scan where the medical team scan a breast to confirm it definately supports Hearts.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yamagram.

A medical scan where the medical team scan a breast to confirm it definately supports Hearts.

No doubt, if this is done correctly, it will prove that at least 50% of Yams are right tits?

[greenlex]

No doubt, if this is done correctly, it will prove that at least 50% of Yams are right tits?
Yup with the others left ones. :agree:

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yup with the others left ones. :agree:

Who says the NHS don't provide value for money? :dunno:

[MacBean]

Stadiyam

A shiny new £51million building that cost many lithuanian pennies to plan, however will never become a reality.

[MacBean]

this is top class.

admin....do u have access any print facilities similar to the desktop calenders?
this would make a fantastic novelty gift in the form of a booklet:agree:


excellent idea John!!

[lyonhibs]

"To visit Yam and her 5 friends" = To get gripped by such delirium at the return of a lying, moany bawbag, coupled with a token, contradictory rent-a-quote interview with a Sporting Director that the Common Yam simply loses control and has to pleasure his/herself at the next avaliable opportunity, regardless of location.

Disclaimer: Those Yams based around the Airdrie area would be best advised not to pay Yam and her 5 friends a visit within 200 yards of the local secondary school.

[jacomo]

:faf:

Yamfisted - clumsy, possibly injury-inducing attempt at self-pleasure. Ex: "I was so excited at hearing the St Johnstone - Hibs score that I had to visit Yam and her 5 friends at once, even though I was in Farmfoods at the time. I might have been a bit yamfisted though, because it's been hurting like 86 ever since."

[RoryMac]

Yamadan - a period of fasting that disallows football of any substance, in this case running from August to May

[Phil D. Rolls]

"To visit Yam and her 5 friends" = To get gripped by such delirium at the return of a lying, moany bawbag, coupled with a token, contradictory rent-a-quote interview with a Sporting Director that the Common Yam simply loses control and has to pleasure his/herself at the next avaliable opportunity, regardless of location.

Disclaimer: Those Yams based around the Airdrie area would be best advised not to pay Yam and her 5 friends a visit within 200 yards of the local secondary school.

Yammah Montana: popular television programme amongst Airdrie based Hearts supporters.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Rent:Missing, absent, lacking, a promise undelivered: "We will pay Hibs the appropriate rent for sharing their stadium so we can fulfil our fixtures next season".

Reference: A triviality, an item of no consequence, a dud note: "Hibs surely don't expect a reference from Heriot Watt about our timeous paying of rent (qv)."

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yama Sutra: Ancient guide book for love making, which also provides tips on financing the conquest. "I didn't know how to pay for a night out with such a classy burd till I read the Yama Sutra, and neither did my wife." - J. Borthwick (62)

[jacomo]

Pornstar A person who will swallow anything. 1. Professional actor in the adult entertainment business. 2. Yam Believer.


NB
This is on here already, right? If not, it is now. I am not claiming authorship of this gem, having seen it on hibs.net a few times now, but I can't recall it having its own entry in the Yamasaurus.

[Toaods]

YAM YEFFERYS - A horrible condition where ones facial tissue tends to deform into a peristent glum, dull and uninspiring, frowning like appearance. Docotors believe they may be close to finding a new medicine which enhances ones ability to 'cheer-up' ------> :everythin

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yample :(1) An undisclosed amount. "Our fans have had Yample notice of our move to Livingston/Cowdenbeath/Shotts, and we expect that they will find the new stadium to have Yample capacity for their needs". (2) A proportion. "A large Yample of our supporters are happy with the proposed move to Olive Bank, as they will be able to share petrol costs".

edit: alternatively ---- http://www.hibs.net/message/showpost.php?p=1063431&postcount=94

[steakbake]

A yamphlet:

Written document of the kind of spurious promises issued by Mr Romanov through his goons, usually seized upon as evidence that he is actually a serious investor.

Ralphy Ram: See what Mistur Romanov is daein for us now?
Derrick Merrick: Nuh, what's that?
Ralphy Ram: Saw it in the yamphlet in oor cash-only shoap in the SintJimmyJeffrey's centur. He's gonnae build a 900,000 seater skydome wi a floatin pitch an ivrything. It's gonnae be huge.
Derrick Merrick: Barry. Gies a look at that...

Example:

Yamphlet (http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20100219/sergejus-stadium-update_2241384_1970691) or

Also used to describe an overly toadying newspaper, such as the Embra Evening News which carry articles about the latest exploits of Embra's famous big team.

[One Day Soon]

Yammoral:

A term used to describe the hypocritical action of some pompous pr1ck in maroon lining his own pockets at the expense of others. Rarely used as there are so many examples to choose among so the distinguishing nature of the term has become somewhat ambiguous. eg "No one should steal funds from this charity which supports those who are less well off. It would be Yammoral to do so."

Yammorality:

Moral equivalence in which something done by a Yam supporter or supporters somehow goes through the football version of transusbtantiation in which what was unacceptable becomes completely acceptable. eg "I know I shouldn't have stolen that money but the guiding ethical code of my Yammorality means it was ok" (see also den mothers, Arbroath, HM Revenue, player's wages, etc)

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yammoral:

A term used to describe the hypocritical action of some pompous pr1ck in maroon lining his own pockets at the expense of others. Rarely used as there are so many examples to choose among so the distinguishing nature of the term has become somewhat ambiguous. eg "No one should steal funds from this charity which supports those who are less well off. It would be Yammoral to do so."

Yammorality:

Moral equivalence in which something done by a Yam supporter or supporters somehow goes through the football version of transusbtantiation in which what was unacceptable becomes completely acceptable. eg "I know I shouldn't have stolen that money but the guiding ethical code of my Yammorality means it was ok" (see also den mothers, Arbroath, HM Revenue, player's wages, etc)

Not to be confused with:

Yammorial: Excuse, diversion, fallacy. "No club with its own war Yammorial can be accused of lacking bottle."

also

Yammortal: Missing, absent, gone, ceased to be. "Our club is Yammortal, because of its fans. We have a Yammorial dinner every year in the hotel where the stadium used to be."

[Bostonhibby]

Where one goes on a romantic holiday with ones new spouse or partner to celebrate the union, differs from a honeymoon only because you do it with money stolen from a charity, and you probably already have a wife or partner.

[One Day Soon]

Not to be confused with:

Yammorial: Excuse, diversion, fallacy. "No club with its own war Yammorial can be accused of lacking bottle."

also

Yammortal: Missing, absent, gone, ceased to be. "Our club is Yammortal, because of its fans. We have a Yammorial dinner every year in the hotel where the stadium used to be."

Two absolute belters Mr Rolls.

[One Day Soon]

Desktop Yamasaurus

At 376 entries - most of which contain unique terms - I think we have enough for one of those page-a-day tear off calendars for your desktop.

It would make a great secret santa gift for every yam in your office next Christmas or alternatively just a conversational point on one's own desk should any passing Yam come within earshot.

And of course a handy wee fundraiser for Hibs.net, whether to keep or to pass the proceeds on to the club's youth development.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Desktop Yamasaurus

At 376 entries - most of which contain unique terms - I think we have enough for one of those page-a-day tear off calendars for your desktop.

It would make a great secret santa gift for every yam in your office next Christmas or alternatively just a conversational point on one's own desk should any passing Yam come within earshot.

And of course a handy wee fundraiser for Hibs.net, whether to keep or to pass the proceeds on to the club's youth development.

Until our pikey, peg-selling fans sabotage the book-launch and tear out the staples, foreword and favourite phrases before selling it on eBay and denying an afore-picked charity some vital fundraising monies.

This will then prompt an ill-advised diatribe from a gloating Yam on JKB who conveniently forgets about John Borthwick and his little, wandering, immoral and maroon boaby. :agree:

[One Day Soon]

Until our pikey, peg-selling fans sabotage the book-launch and tear out the staples, foreword and favourite phrases before selling it on eBay and denying an afore-picked charity some vital fundraising monies.

This will then prompt an ill-advised diatribe from a gloating Yam on JKB who conveniently forgets about John Borthwick and his little, wandering, immoral and maroon boaby. :agree:

I'm just disappointed you didn't get the term 'jacksie' into that post somewhere.

[jacomo]

This will then prompt an ill-advised diatribe from a gloating Yam on JKB who conveniently forgets about John Borthwick and his little, wandering, immoral and maroon boaby. :agree:

Pointing at the tramps Invariably ill-advised attempt at claiming the moral highground by publicly criticising others. Ex. "Our car's been towed away because we haven't paid the road tax. It wouldn't be so embarassing if I hadn't been standing in the street at the time, pointing at the tramps."

[Phil D. Rolls]

Until our pikey, peg-selling fans sabotage the book-launch and tear out the staples, foreword and favourite phrases before selling it on eBay and denying an afore-picked charity some vital fundraising monies.

This will then prompt an ill-advised diatribe from a gloating Yam on JKB who conveniently forgets about John Borthwick and his little, wandering, immoral and maroon boaby. :agree:

Ha ha, I've stolen a page already, and I'll probably get 10 grand for it.

[Speedway]

FatYamKnew

The standard Yam answer to the question 'What Is The Capital of Nepal?'

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yamagination: the process whereby an insignificant club in the lower reaches of the SPL becomes one of the biggest teams in the world.

"I think that it doesn't take much yamigination to see that a team like Hearts with its long and proud history could be one of the top teams in Europe in years to come".

[Dashing Bob S]

Yamline dating: When the cyberspace fantasy doesn't quite turn out like the real thing. "I'm going to have to stop this Yamline dating. She looked all sleek and shiny in her photo's and told me she was worth £51 million. imagine my shock when we actually met, and all I saw was a bitter, empty shell."

[Speedway]

David Yameron (Devilish, Scripted)

Hearts Supporting Political leader, favoured by Yams everywhere for maintaining their tradition of making wild promises without any intention of realising them.

[Sergey]

Yamyl-Nitrate: An inhalant drug that induces a brief euphoric state.

"When Latapy scored to make it 6, the Jambos trusty bottle of Yamyl-Nitrate was then empty".

[Exiled Hibby]

YAMMY-STYLE; The act of having your jacksie pummelled by a former submarine captain, whilst thinking he is your saviour.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yammobile: Lacking motion; static.

Our club has been Yammobile since the arrival of Mr. Romanov, despite his big promises we appear to be going nowhere.

(see also marooned)

[fiolex1]

Yam Roll: A Paul Hartley favourite, you substitute the ham in a roll with a Dong, usually served to a Yam with a big dollop of salad cream.

[fiolex1]

Yamentia: The severe memory loss which includes, names, places and years, for example : Albert Kidd, Dundee, 1986

[Dashing Bob S]

Half A Hobo South Stand Sell Out: When 400,000 Jambos are miraculously crammed into the tardis that is (half) the South Stand at Easter Road.

[fiolex1]

Yam-summers:Digusting franchise were YAMS goes to each other houses to sell adult nightwear and toys.

Big sellers at these franchises include:

The Paul Hartley anal probe/night light batteries included

The Graham Rix barely legal gymslip, with optional school report card

and one for the boy racers the Callum Elliot Tyre inflator/Pen** pump

[seanraff07]

Yam-summers:Digusting franchise were YAMS goes to each other houses to sell adult nightwear and toys.

Big sellers at these franchises include:

The Paul Hartley anal probe/night light batteries included

The Graham Rix barely legal gymslip, with optional school report card

and one for the boy racers the Callum Elliot Tyre inflator/Pen** pump

I thought it wouldve been a dance mat signed by him.

[Speedway]

Yamolition (Bint, Pink)

The process of thinking that you're getting one over on your superior rivals by being paid to knock down on old piece of their property. You try to be funny and bury a piece of your own club's decaying history in the rubble without realising that:

a) It will be trampled on by thousands of Hibbies if it remains.
b) It will be dug up within days as the excavation process is not complete
c) If it survives (unlikely given the club it represents) it will send your company into liquidation whilst you pay to have it dug up again and all you'll have achieved is to pave the way for the sort of progress and redevelopment at your rivals that your own club can only dream about.

See also: 'Yamolition Derby'

[Speedway]

Yaminterested-Noyamnot (Jumbo, Courting)

The process of signing huge stars to play at Tinytackle except not doing by declaring their undying love for a player until he turns them down, at which point he is not good enough, past it and was never really wanted anyway.

[One Day Soon]

Yamomentary Delusion: That point in the season when the Yams' habitual deluded assertion of being a 'Big Team' is overtaken by their spontaneous genuine belief that they will actually win the league, only shortly thereafter to be punctured by reality.

See also Yamnogonnaeeftera' (bitterness, self loathing) and Yamalwaysthebridesmaid (1986, repeat ad nauseum)

[Speedway]

FJK (Setup, Whitewash)

The advance planning of a seemingly surprise event.

See also: FJHNFC (Shock, Nae Luck)

[Speedway]

Yammaries High (End Game, Final Curtain)

A bleak outlook caused by a number of problems accelerating and an unsure future.

[poolman]

YAMARATINS


Thats who all the the pink supporters can phone as they consider suicide :agree:

[Twa Cairpets]

Yamalary payment received in return for services, said payment consisting of empty promises.

[Dashing Bob S]

Yamopede - fifty Yams doing the conga outside a primary school.

[Eyrie]

Yamateur - "Footballer" who plays despite not having been paid for two months in breach of his contract. Easily recognised by the maroon stripe down his back.

[snooky]

Or in Latin ..................

Amayamo
Amayamanus
Amayamgun t

[heretoday]

Yamootohere - Oft heard primal cry in vicinity of dressing room of big Edinburgh football club

Yamootohereanaw - Traditional reply to the above

[MyJo]

Yamroll - a bit like payroll but without the pay bit.

[TrickyNicky]

Yamburger - A 64 year old aged Lithuanian meat inserted into 400,000 lightly seasoned Tynecastle buns.

Yambiguous - difficult to comprehend and classify,having two or more structural descriptions; eg: ugly and even uglier.

Yamsterdam - famous for legal prostitution the area of Rosse Buurt ( Roseburn ), where mutant type transvestites parade their wares in asbestos ridden shop windows for Lithuanian businessmen to sweep them off their feet on a white horse.

[johnrebus]

YAMBLESALE


Usually held in a drafty church hall, a sale of football related items, usually out of date and with a 99% discount of retail price.

Takings used to offset £50,000,000 debt.



:cb

[jacomo]

Successful Business Yam

The search goes on for the elusive individual who is both:

a) Smart enough to have acquired huge personal wealth, and;
b) Stupid enough to pour £50m of their money into a maroon-coloured basket case, with no prospect of a return.

All prospective candidates are urged to contact one of the 27 or so supporter representatives or committees, as a matter of some urgency.

George Foulkes also said to be waiting by the phone to speak to any potential saviours (please don't call before 11 am or so, out to lunch 11:15 - 4pm, not guaranteed to pick up after that time).

[CraigHibee]

Yam ahaha - not a type of product or bike but an automatic response when you here the word Yam

[TrickyNicky]

Yampignon - a kept in the dark funghi, crammed into a tin with an abestos lid.

[snooky]

"Yamazing Grace"

Old song traditionally sung before evening meal every pay day - sadly not so popular these days.

[Jones28]

Yam
Once common around the less desirable areas of Edinburgh until its long-foreseen by-those-in-green extinction, Circa January 2012

[Twa Cairpets]

An individual seeking to supplement income from employment in the interior redesign industry.

[brydekirk]

YAMSON a word used by their leaders meaning retreat.

[The_Exile]

Yamattemulsion - Form of paint used by Hearts players to supplement their income over the festive period.

[le bill]

YAMU

A gullible, fight-less gorgie bird (Dromiyamus novaelithuniae) related to and resembling the ostrich.

[jacomo]

An individual seeking to supplement income from employment in the interior redesign industry.

Yam with a van

Individual available for odd jobs during the week, check for weekend availability in January.

[fatbloke]

YAMPLODE - What will happen to many Yams who although they are well up themselves feel the need to get even further up themselves - after all they have to bury their heads somewhere. Symptoms of The Yamplosion will be broken heart, endless tears, many sleepless nights, much soul searching (until they realise Vlad has theirs), complete and utter jealousy and envy of those they used to call hobos and caravan dwellers. A sense of loss that will never be replaced and finally and most importantly the realisation that the Hibernian way was, is and will be the ONLY WAY in the future.

[hibs0666]

Yamunter: the trophy wife or girl/boyfriend of a Hearts player.

[lyonhibs]

Yamdyman - available for all sorts of domestic tasks, painting, plumbing, putting up shelves etc. Selected days and full cash payment up-front only.

Call 01874 - 999 - 999.

[Eyrie]

Yamkrupt - the state of owing so much money to yourself, that you will never be able to either repay yourself or write off the debt.


Lithuaniyam - a philanthropic banker who rescues an obscure debt-ridden hoofball team from a derelict asbestos dump and benevolently bankrolls their new stadium and relentless march to winning the Champions League in front of 400,000 devoted fans within just five years.

[TrickyNicky]

Yamazepam - a hypnotic drug used to help Hearts fans sleep at night, knowing full well that their bad dream will still be there in the morning!

[iwasthere1972]

Yamadan. The 12th month of the Yams calendar. The Yams month of fasting. This year it will be so much easier for his disciples to avoid any temptation to scoff a sausage roll or two with Allah Romanov failing to pay their salaries.

[TrickyNicky]

Yam, Set and Match - the day it's all over for that smelly deluded lot!

[heretoday]

Yammawantalongawonga - ​Footballer in maroon desirous of extending his pay-day loan from the club sponsors

[The_Exile]

Yamlantis - The only city in which the council thinks the community stadium is a good, nay, great idea. Also rumoured to be a mile under the sea which is where Hearts will soon end up anyway.

Yamtric Sex - Physical contact which can bring dis-pleasure for hours at a time. See attached picture of Ronnie Corbett in a mankini.

[PapillonVert]

This is by far the best, the wittiest and funniest thread of all time on Hibs.net IMO. I only wish I could think up something yammishly witty enough to add to it. I feel so inadequate and take my hat off to all you guys!

I just wanted to add my appreciation to all you contributors! Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:

Yamicably yours,

PV.

[snooky]

"I Yam, I Said" - Neil Diamond confirms that he's been is a life-long Jambo

[iwasthere1972]

Yamuptee. A one legged Gorgie resident. Also known as a donkey.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yamazepam - a hypnotic drug used to help Hearts fans sleep at night, knowing full well that their bad dream will still be there in the morning!

On this theme....Yamyl Nitrate, noted for it's short lasting effects (typically 10 weeks) followed by terrifying aftermath, occasionaly leading to death after everything goes POP.

[Speedway]

Yambogeddon (Endgame, Oh-Oh, Creek, Paddle, Without)

The last strange days of a mutant race. Destined for extinction from the very beginning, vapourised by their arch enemy HMRC into nothing but a puddle of pish that can't stand it's own smell. A hopeless situation. The inspiration behind Cher's hit 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves'

[Flynn]

Yammunition (noun): Tired and ineffective insults used by Hearts fans towards Hibs fans as their club goes tits up before their very eyes.

[cabbageandribs1875]

yamaquidation



doesn't need any explaining :greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

HyaMRC
Government body dedicated to the extermination of noxious law-breakers.

[HiBremian]

YAMID-END

Return on Yam Share Options.

[hibs0666]

Yamademaday: Deep emotions encountered on the imminent demise of an inconsequential football team.

[nonshinyfinish]

Yamahcannaehearyou: the pathetic, plaintive cry of the wounded Yam, whose overgrown and misshapen arrogance gland (a genetic defect resulting from centuries of inbreeding) prevents the hapless creature from processing the serious implications of their current plight, and leaves it able only to repeat 'Mister Romanov will save us' over and over.

[Moon unit]

The Yambusters!...hum the theme tune!..Der da da dar dada dada da dar...etc!:greengrin

[PatHead]

Yamsterday- the day before when all those of a yammish persuation believed they would survive beyond Christmas despite Hobonomics stating they would not see the end of next week. RIP HOMFC 1874-2012

[edinburghhibee]

Yaba-yam-ado!!! - similar to the Fred Flintstone cheers the yaba-yam-ado chant can be heard coming out hibs supporters uncontrollably when something happens that is ****ing priceless.

[Bobby's Cinema]

Yamahcannaehearyou: the pathetic, plaintive cry of the wounded Yam, whose overgrown and misshapen arrogance gland (a genetic defect resulting from centuries of inbreeding) prevents the hapless creature from processing the serious implications of their current plight, and leaves it able only to repeat 'Mister Romanov will save us' over and over.
:faf: howling at that. read in David Attenborough's voice hahaha

[Sodje_18]

Yamageddon - The inevitable extinction of this critically endangered species.

[Hibercelona]

The Mayams Prophecy - A prophecy foretelling the end of Heart of Midlothian Football Club at the end of 2012.

[Nailrod]

Gangyam Style

Inferior product from the east. Complete waste of money. Cf "Lithuanian footballer".

[Nailrod]

The Mayams Prophecy - A prophecy foretelling the end of Heart of Midlothian Football Club at the end of 2012.

:not worth

[lyonhibs]

Yammy Hill - a retro, philandering comedy character who spends his time in a maroon rag getting chased in and out of buildings by a phlanx of HMRC inspectors. See also "The Massacre of Yammy Hill, December 2012" for details of his untimely yet hilarious demise.

[Nailrod]

Noyam's Ark

A huge mythical boat which will not be coming to save the yams from drowning in a flood of debt.

[Hibby70]

Yamortisation - financial term, meaning the gradual depreciation of worth over a period of time eventually resulting in the said item being effectively worthless.

[Hibs7]

50 shades of Yam

A story of sordid humpings being carried out in the full public view to 400,000 inbred pinkoids.

[PatHead]

Yamstrong- A maroon coloured animal that survived throughout the 20th century. Became extinct in 2012 following a prolonged period of financial doping

[jacomo]

The Mayams Prophecy - A prophecy foretelling the end of Heart of Midlothian Football Club at the end of 2012.


Yamortisation - financial term, meaning the gradual depreciation of worth over a period of time eventually resulting in the said item being effectively worthless.

These two are up there with Yamaha. Excellent work. :thumbsup:

[jacomo]

Yamco - an amateur football club, established c.2013, playing in the Junior leagues. Essentially a pub team, which plays in maroon and inexplicably has mementos of the Scottish Cup (and a plastic replica war memorial) dotted around their rented portakabin HQ.

[Aldo]

Yamadam - the period of time during the season when the Yams don't get paid.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yamadam - the period of time during the season when the Yams don't get paid.

Yamsterdam - location of Hearts board meetings, Barney's in Haarelmerstraat to be precise.

Yammish - a cult that clings to a bygone age refusing to accept the modern world and its arefacts such as taxation.

[Hibby70]

Yambivalence - having conflicting feelings towards something eg I want them to dissappear instantly yet I want them to suffer a slow death

[lord bunberry]

Wam bam thank you yam - the phrase popular with russian business men as they head east with the yams Christmas savings

[Flynn]

Silence of the Yams. A little known movie about a Lithuanian serial killer who murders a football club.

[euansdad]

Yam tax- ignorance of paying a tax man then playing dumb when he comes calling

[heid the baw]

Yameraderie The act of Yams banding together and taking collective action to defend what they hold dear.

Yameraderie often involves an auld jakey with a tescos bag kicking a Russian hat up McLeod Street whilst a couple of beer bellied scaffs in Matalan clothing have a primary school playground style square go in the background.

[Bostonhibby]

Yameraderie The act of Yams banding together and taking collective action to defend what they hold dear.

Yameraderie often involves an auld jakey with a tescos bag kicking a Russian hat up McLeod Street whilst a couple of beer bellied scaffs in Matalan clothing have a primary school playground style square go in the background.

:thumbsup: Ha Ha, very good :greengrin

[Mon Dieu4]

yamaphrodite - A person or animal having both male and female sex organs or other sexual characteristics, either abnormally or naturally. You usually can't workout what the hell they are

[Twa Cairpets]

Yammerdale

Long running soap opera that has had its day, and should be put out of its misery forthwith

[Eyrie]

Taxyam - Hearts equivalent of the Grim Reaper.

[Topographic Hibby]

YaMRC - Collects taxes on behalf of the government. If you fail to pay them on time, that's OK.

Interest and penalties are added to increase the amount that you owe, but that's OK. During the time that you don't pay YaMRC's taxes, PAYE and NI, you can pay players that you can't otherwise afford and that's also OK. Any trophies you win during this period are fine.

If you get taken to court by the YaMRC and served with a winding-up order for not paying the PAYE, NI, accumulated penalties and interest that you owe, then that's O.....crap its not!! The liquidator's at the front door!

[Speedway]

Silence of the Yams. A little known movie about a Lithuanian serial killer who murders a football club.

:thumbsup:

Yamcorder

Visual recording device with an ingenious filter that makes a Lith criminal stood on some grass surrounded by plums look like the start of an all conquoring era for an obscure football club.

Lesbiyam

An individual who experiences same-plum attraction and feels overwhelming urges to play in goals. Often suffers from a poor complexion.

Yam Halen

Seminal US Rock band known for such radio friendly hits as 'Plump' and 'Why Can't This Be Tax Free'

Yamdalism

Pastime employed by Hibbies that has historically caused fat torys to have to check under their cars for suspicious devices.

Yamity Fair

Gorgie area free paper that spotlights local young beauties in seductive poses. Many of whom are photographed explicitly showing their shaved forearms.

Dick Yam Dyke

Three jambos in a room.

[--------]

Yammy Savile - the man behind Yams of Midlothiyam FC's schools outreach policy.

[vincipernoi]

Yameraderie The act of Yams banding together and taking collective action to defend what they hold dear.

Yameraderie often involves an auld jakey with a tescos bag kicking a Russian hat up McLeod Street whilst a couple of beer bellied scaffs in Matalan clothing have a primary school playground style square go in the background.


doubt if this ever happened.

if it had occurred surely there would be some photos or video footage available?

[euansdad]

Yamburger. Cheap meat in a bun on sale from the kiosks at tynie. Now yours for the reasonable price of £22

[VickMackie]

Yambourgini.

A rented luxury motor vehicle stolen by a fat useless yam.

[Boyle89]

This is, without a doubt, my favourite thread. Im new to posting but have read for a couple of years and this is my favourite! Keep up the good work guys, highgly entertaining:top marks. I would contribute but Im not witty enough.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yamooteheer ( Russian Yanovski): Popular in West Edinburgh, as in "get me a taxi McGlynn Yamooteheer.

Yamboosh: Means of raising capital from unsuspecting dorks.

[cabbageandribs1875]

Yambiguous


lacking clearness(especially in relation to share issues) or definiteness; obscure; indistinct: anambiguous shape; an Yambiguous future.

[hibs0666]

Yam doughnut Term describing an investor in a Heart of Midlothian share issue.

[cabbageandribs1875]

Yamoxicillan

an antibiotic; a semisynthetic oral penicillin (trade names Amoxil and Larotid and Polymox and Trimox and Augmentin) used to treat bacterial infections, offered to away fans visiting slimecastle

[Hillsidehibby]

The worth of a Hearts Share Certificate.

Also the colour of their shirt.

[Twa Cairpets]

This is, without a doubt, my favourite thread. Im new to posting but have read for a couple of years and this is my favourite! Keep up the good work guys, highgly entertaining:top marks. I would contribute but Im not witty enough.

YamBoyle89

Occasional hibs.net poster not witty enough to contribute to threads.:greengrin

Apologies mate, couldn't resist

[cabbageandribs1875]

Yamusing


1. arousing or provoking laughter;

2. providing enjoyment;

3. Giving amusement;

[londonhibby]

"Yameraderie The act of Yams banding together and taking collective action to defend what they hold dear.

Yameraderie often involves an auld jakey with a tescos bag kicking a Russian hat up McLeod Street whilst a couple of beer bellied scaffs in Matalan clothing have a primary school playground style square go in the background." :greengrin

Yamalamadingdong: n, Infighting, backstabbing; esp among the blindly loyal, coined to describe infighting in the tribes of the semi-human sub-species Yamus Ignoramus (see The Rise and Fall of the Yams, ch8, 2004-2012: The Age of Unbridled Stupidity).


Yamalamakingdong: n, Myth; more usually a mystic dream state triggered and reinforced by both proximity to, and worship within large pink bus shelters. The state is found equally in both males and females of the Yam species, but is most prominent in lesser spotted female Western Yams.

[Part/Time Supporter]

Yammunition: n, 1. military firepower used to win the Great Yam War; 2. sources of amusement provided for the benefit of Hibs.net

[frazeHFC]

Desperate Yam - A portray of Hearts in the British comic The Yamdy. After losing everything, a club resorts to taking pocket money off of children.

[flash]

Yambusters- courageous World War 2 airmen who destroyed a vital dam dressed in uniforms the colour of a blooded turd.

[Hiber-nation]

Yamphlet - a leaflet distributed to 400,000 gullible souls requesting that they donate money to help a big football club in its battle against a corrupt Government organisation.

Yamdemic - a disease occurring in parts of the west side of Edinburgh in which thousands of simpletons almost starve due to donating their weekly food savings to the above cause.

Yamdemonium - the result of a big football club no longer being in existence. Can consist of minor demonstrations, banners unfurled from windows, hats being kicked and open letters.

[Eaststand]

Yambusters- courageous World War 2 airmen who destroyed a vital dam dressed in uniforms the colour of a blooded turd.

VietYam vet - one of the many yams who (having fought and won 2 world wars) acted as military advisors to the Yanks during that war.

Yammermuir Hills - Lovely scenic walking area where yams can go at weekends when their team disappears and we're watching our team :-)

Yam Ayres - A silly looking yam with a stupid hairstyle talking in a weird accent and telling short stories about what used to happen at a place once known as Tynie

[Phil D. Rolls]

[QUOTE=Hiber-nation;3410445]Yamphlet - a leaflet distributed to 400,000 gullible souls requesting that they donate money to help a big football club in its battle against a corrupt Government organisation./QUOTE]

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[euansdad]

Yamoween- like Halloween with the difference being we have to put up with the scary yams every day of the years instead of an annual event

[tbfhibs]

Yam yams - cake's made gullible tramps in trying to stave off HMRC

[kdhibees1]

Yamboree - A large(ish) gathering of yams, having a cakebake sale and auctioning off their kids' toys e.t.c, e.t.c!

[Seveno]

Yamadabadoo ! The sound of a Hibby on Friday.

[euansdad]

Yamasexual- yams that are sexually attracted to other yams on the basis they are the only people they could pull

[VickMackie]

Yamakalamby

A calamitous yam finance director who wasn't on the ball. Most likely source of Yamphlets.

[Eyrie]

1 Overambityam - a team spending beyond its means to reach the Champiyams League

2 Champiyams League - the stated goal of a team that spends beyond its means

3 Delusyam - the self-satisfied feeling of supporters whose team is spending beyond its means

4 Administratyam - an interim result of a team spending beyond its means

5 Liquidatyam - the end result of a team spending beyond its means

6 Divisyam Three - the future home of a team that spends beyond its means

7 Overambityam - a team spending beyond its means to reach Divisyam Two

8 Divisyam Two - the stated goal of a team that spends beyond its means

(and repeat stages 3-8 ad infinityam)

[londonhibby]

GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly limited battery of facial expressions. These consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic, and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger". DA: The Life of Yams). As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured ... ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

[ArmadaleHibs]

Yamsterdam - a yams favourite holiday destination.

[Hibbyradge]

Yam Roly-Poly (n) Highly effective fundrasing instrument.

[MyJo]

GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly-limited battery of facial expressions, which consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger. As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured, ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

Brilliant :faf:

[Eaststand]

Yampagne - a sparkling alchoholic drink from France which comes in lovely bottles to be popped open when the Taxman closes the doors at Tynie for good

[CraigHibee]

Yam Bam Thank You Mam the joyus cry from the hibs support when hearts go to the wall

[LancashireHibby]

GangYam: n; Individual member of a Yampack. The vast majority of GangYams are Yamlings ("young, feral, feckless, beasts characterised by their highly limited battery of facial expressions. These consist of a dull, blank, almost witless look that gives the impression of the subject being simple-minded or even moronic, and one of uninhibited, savage, unthinking, anger". DA: The Life of Yams). As David Attenbra commented, in his seminal work; The Life of Yams: "The real tragedy of the Yamling is that if it were not for the bull and cow Yam's singular lack of nurturing instinct, a young Yam, caught early, would settle easily in greener pastures."

GangYam Style: n; See above. Applied to a Yampack, it is ragged and cheap attire, usually scavenged from the reject bins at the rear of charity shops or stolen from the nearest jakey.
2. Also, in a more general sense, adj: A complete lack of sartorial elegance, a fashion bypass, cheap, nasty, low, loathsome, sleazy, oafish, tastless, uncultured ... ad infinitum.
3. To do something GangYam style: To do a task; inadequately, incompetently, with no skill, in an unsatisfactory, ineffective or shoddy manner.

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[le bill]

YAMAUCTION - Selling the Family Silver (including Gary Mckay's medal haul)

[jacomo]

Brilliant :faf:


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Thirded! :thumbsup:

[jacomo]

Consortiyam

Yams love the word consortium, mostly because they like the feeling they get when they manage to pronounce it properly. A consortium sounds important, redolent of serious-minded, important people gathered round a board table and agreeing a plan of action, and there is nothing a Yam likes more than sounding important.

A consortiyam, although sounding similar, is a uniquely sh*t take on a consortium, typically founded by blow hards who would dearly love to bask in the adulation and gratitude of their fellow Yams but lack the money and acumen to achieve anything.