Big Team Top 6 - Wee Team Bottom 6

[Since90+2]

Unlucky Jambos 😂

[Big_Franck]

Enjoy the relegation battle lads.

[kentao]

Unlucky Jambos 😂

😂😂😂😂

[Jakhog1]

Funny how St mirren haunts them again

[bringbackbenny]

Funny how St mirren haunts them again

Precisely. Just wish Jair had scored to nail the coffin.

[JohnM1875]

Few drinks after todays results then spend a few hours browsing Kickback, cannot wait 😂

[Pagan Hibernia]

St Mirren crowd singing 'Hearts are falling apart'... fantastic

[Nicho87]

Wish we were a big team like them sometimes


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CentreLine]

Wish we were a big team like them sometimes


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahahahahearts

[jeffers]

Aye but just wait til Tony Bloom takes over and JTA identifies quality players and rubber stamps the appointment of their manager. Oh wait a minute..

[Cabbage-Patch]

Does this mean we now have 3 home games instead of two post split? We have already played st mirren away twice this season?

PS F*** the Hearts :greengrin

[JohnM1875]

Does this mean we now have 3 home games instead of two post split? We have already played st mirren away twice this season?

PS F*** the Hearts :greengrin

Think it definitely throws a spanner in the works for ideal home/away splits for a few teams.

[Nicho87]

Does this mean we now have 3 home games instead of two post split? We have already played st mirren away twice this season?

PS F*** the Hearts :greengrin

One of the boffins will tell us

But I’m sure United have had 17 home games as it stand also like Hibs will have

I’m not sure on Aberdeen

[Northernhibee]

Fire up the ZX Spectrum, they’ve got data to crunch on how to beat Ayr in a relegation playoff.

[HendoDelivered]

Hahahahaahahahhahahearts

[Springbank]

Schadenfreud deservedly got Man of the Match for me

[Bridge hibs]

I hear they are revving up the open top bus to parade their top of the bottom 6 trophy, its what the big clubs do

**** the jambos 🤣

[Since90+2]

Id prefer to have the derby next season so I genuinely hope they stay up.

[O'Rourke3]

Id prefer to have the derby next season so I genuinely hope they stay up.

Me too, but only after winning the playoff against Livingston

[Hibbyradge]

One of the boffins will tell us

But I’m sure United have had 17 home games as it stand also like Hibs will have

I’m not sure on Aberdeen

I think St Mirren have had 17 home games too. We've only played them once at ER so...

[He's here!]

Feels like a long time since we lost a derby.
Might not even have to worry about them next season if Hearts end up relegated.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Naturally Ordered.

[Pagan Hibernia]

'We're in the bottom 6... but the Hibs are in their beds' :greengrin

[Vault Boy]

There’s yer ‘Hearts have had a terrible season but will still finish above Hibs’ for ye, lads.

[The Spaceman]

Wait wait wait, I thought Hearts were title challengers this season? Weren’t they meant to be so much better than us? Don’t they have an identity?

[GreenCastle]

Does that mean into the group stages of the league cup ?

The cup they haven’t won for about million years.

We they not singing Hibs are falling apart again after the 1-1 draw at ER this season?

[bringbackbenny]

Does that mean into the group stages of the league cup ?

The cup they haven’t won for about million years.

We they not singing Hibs are falling apart again after the 1-1 draw at ER this season?

Unless they win the Cup

[1875M]

10,000 on the waiting list will be rajin 🤣 girfuy, horrible club and supporters

[Big_Franck]

If they end up in a relegation play-off against Livingston, I know who my money would be on.

This Hearts side is full of small, gutless, weak cowardly players. And long may it continue.

[Pagan Hibernia]

They're struggling to sell their season tickets too.

[Pagan Hibernia]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ckmggy6keppo

[McSwanky]

A wise man once said:

"I cecidi et non possum surgere"

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[DIXIHIBS]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ckmggy6keppo

After that draw with the Huns some of them were saying not a single player from Hibs or Aberdeen would get in their starting 11. That worked out well ❤️*🩹❤️*🩹

[Jones28]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ckmggy6keppo

😂😂😂😂

Yam Dan who couldn’t even get a kick of the ball.

[Donegal Hibby]

Critchley says ‘ they made progress and missing out on top 6 won’t define them as a group or their season’ . That’s right Critch , you tell them 😂

[Since90+2]

Stick on for 3rd apparently this season. Splitting the old firm.

Mugs.

[Northernhibee]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ckmggy6keppo

Tbf the team bus will pass Glasgow when they’re on their way to Ayr United away next season.

[Donegal Hibby]

Certainly a vocal support 😂…

https://youtu.be/rRp-_nfgkS0?si=GUnGYQX6Kae06354

[heretoday]

Good to see them getting the rough end of the stick. Swings and roundabouts.

[GreenCastle]

Certainly a vocal support 😂…

https://youtu.be/rRp-_nfgkS0?si=GUnGYQX6Kae06354

Pleasing.

Watching as each player gets further and further away.

Wonder if they will have lap of honour final bottom 6 game ?

[Hibs Go Bragh]

Pleasing.

Watching as each player gets further and further away.

Wonder if they will have lap of honour final bottom 6 game ?

Where did they finish under Cathro? Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me but I seem to remember a lap of honour when Cathro came onto the pitch to take applause and he had to run back down the tunnel when the residents went mental at the sight of him 😂😂

[Eyrie]

All Hearts had to do today was beat injury hit Motherwell and they had top six football secured.

So, as usual, Hearts jambottled it.

[Onion]

Critchley says ‘ they made progress and missing out on top 6 won’t define them as a group or their season’ . That’s right Critch , you tell them 😂

1 point from 9 against Hibs will help do that :thumbsup:

[Billy Whizz]

There’s a fair bit of cash difference between top 6 and 7th at best
Last season these were the payments
3rd £2.78m
4th £2.44m
5th £2.27m
6th £2.1m

And then the gap
7th £1.93m
8th £1.85m

So the difference in cash if we can get 3rd is almost £800k v 7th. We’ll also get almost 2 full houses which will take our potential earning to over £1m v Hearts this season

[GreenCastle]

They will sell Shankland for £5 million…

Oh wait..he’s leaving for free..if any team wants a player who can’t even get a game for a bottom 6 club.

[Bostonhibby]

Certainly a vocal support [emoji23]…

https://youtu.be/rRp-_nfgkS0?si=GUnGYQX6Kae06354Atmospheric

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[Pagan Hibernia]

Atmospheric

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Half the teams in Europe will be breathing a sigh of relief tonight that they won't have to visit the tynecastle cauldron and it's world famous atmosphere next season*

(* I know, I know... Scottish Cup etc)

[overdrive]

I just asked ChatGPT to create a poem about Hearts failing to get into the top 6. Here’s what it came up with: :faf:

In Gorgie’s streets where echoes wail,
A crimson tide begins to pale,
The faithful chant through wind and rain,
But Hearts are falling apart again.

The Merricks stood with hopes held high,
Dreaming of Europe, of touching sky,
But as spring arrived with bitter sting,
The league table told a crueler thing.

A derby loss, a slip, a draw,
The Jambos cursed what they just saw,
Top six dreams now blown away,
Like echoes fading from Tynecastle Bay.

McKinlay’s rage, a midfield gap,
Strikers lost in offside traps,
Defenders flailed, the shape was gone,
And yet the Merricks still marched on.

Through banter, jibes, and rival roars,
They hold their scarves, their club adored,
But pain sits deep beneath their skin—
Hearts are falling apart again.

No silver lining, no cup run,
Just chants of “next year” yet again begun,
But still they come, through grief and strain,
Because hope, like Hearts, remains in vain.

[BILLYHIBS]

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[hibsbollah]

I just asked ChatGPT to create a poem about Hearts failing to get into the top 6. Here’s what it came up with: :faf:

In Gorgie’s streets where echoes wail,
A crimson tide begins to pale,
The faithful chant through wind and rain,
But Hearts are falling apart again.

The Merricks stood with hopes held high,
Dreaming of Europe, of touching sky,
But as spring arrived with bitter sting,
The league table told a crueler thing.

A derby loss, a slip, a draw,
The Jambos cursed what they just saw,
Top six dreams now blown away,
Like echoes fading from Tynecastle Bay.

McKinlay’s rage, a midfield gap,
Strikers lost in offside traps,
Defenders flailed, the shape was gone,
And yet the Merricks still marched on.

Through banter, jibes, and rival roars,
They hold their scarves, their club adored,
But pain sits deep beneath their skin—
Hearts are falling apart again.

No silver lining, no cup run,
Just chants of “next year” yet again begun,
But still they come, through grief and strain,
Because hope, like Hearts, remains in vain.

This is what AI was invented for.
But i prefer ‘they twirl their scarves’

[Northernhibee]

Hilariously “Critchley GTF chants” and Kickback reckons they should go for Sean Dyche or Chris Hughton as their next manager.

The delusion is quite something.

[neil7908]

Hilariously “Critchley GTF chants” and Kickback reckons they should go for Sean Dyche or Chris Hughton as their next manager.

The delusion is quite something.

Ancelotti might be out of a job if Real Madrid don't win something this season. Surely he couldn't resist the allure of Gorgie and Hearts loyal, very real 400k supporters?

[Northernhibee]

Ancelotti might be out of a job if Real Madrid don't win something this season. Surely he couldn't resist the allure of Gorgie and Hearts loyal, very real 400k supporters?

Who could blame Pep walking away from Man City to take the step up to the bigliest team around?

[Jim44]

Id prefer to have the derby next season so I genuinely hope they stay up.

Nah!!! I’d happily sacrifice derby matches for a season or two to see them struggle in the Championship.

[cubehindthegoal]

Nah!!! I’d happily sacrifice derby matches for a season or two to see them struggle in the Championship.

I do like the derbies these days .. but could live with the laff to come if they dropped even more. Either way .. happy with my team 💚

[gbhibby]

Bigliest team in the bottom 6.

[007]

Aye but just wait til Tony Bloom takes over and JTA identifies quality players and rubber stamps the appointment of their manager. Oh wait a minute..

How's the partnership working out for them so far?

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