Unfortunate, Hearts

[Dashing Bob S]

Plucky but ultimately pointless show by Critch's ten brave warriors.

Next Saturday promises to be fun.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Gorgie analytica triumphs yet again…

Maybe the password for the login didn’t work…?

[04Sauzee]

Where's the Critchley table

[Green_one]

Plucky but ultimately pointless show by Critch's ten brave warriors.

Next Saturday promises to be fun.
They are really on a final phase 1 game tightrope now

Two sides could jump them. They need to win

[Donegal Hibby]

I think it’s entirely possible that the hertz fans will be much happier in the bottom 6 purely for the fact that Critchley doesn’t really do “ Big games “ …

Since he’s came in , eleven games he’s had against the teams above him and he’s won 1 , drawn 3 and lost 7 . Not a lot to like about that record …

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/206475-neil-critchley/page/56/#comments

[Bostonhibby]

Hoping they've got plenty extra toilet paper in the away changing room at Fir Park and Motherwell have a wee sub with a big moustache and a mullet.

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[Albert Kidd 86’]

Is Tavares still at Motherwell?

Just sayin…..

[NAE NOOKIE]

The funny thing is that after the sending off for most of that game you would have thought it was Dundee Utd who were down to 10 men, apart from the goal they didn't really trouble Gordon that much and they let Hearts get the ball into their box far more than they should have been able to.

[greenlex]

I think it’s entirely possible that the hertz fans will be much happier in the bottom 6 purely for the fact that Critchley doesn’t really do “ Big games “ …

Since he’s came in , eleven games he’s had against the teams above him and he’s won 1 , drawn 3 and lost 7 . Not a lot to like about that record …

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/206475-neil-critchley/page/56/#comments

Will they not like it? Not a lot but they should like it.

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

The funny thing is that after the sending off for most of that game you would have thought it was Dundee Utd who were down to 10 men, apart from the goal they didn't really trouble Gordon that much and they let Hearts get the ball into their box far more than they should have been able to.

Dundee Utd look terrible any time I see them. Quite bizarre they are just 3 points behind us. I suppose unlike ourselves and Aberdeen they’ve not had a prolonged period of being absolutely abysmal at any stage which may explain it. They were getting hammered today until the red card

[Paul1642]

Is Tavares still at Motherwell?

Just sayin…..

Played about 40 minutes yesterday, first in a long time, and just in time to face them.

That would be pretty hilarious :)

[Paul1642]

Dundee Utd look terrible any time I see them. Quite bizarre they are just 3 points behind us. I suppose unlike ourselves and Aberdeen they’ve not had a prolonged period of being absolutely abysmal at any stage which may explain it. They were getting hammered today until the red card

I’m still full of confidence that it’s between us and Aberdeen for 3rd & 4th.

Getting the 3 points against United at home post split is huge for us and would go pretty close to sealing 3rd of this weekend goes to plan.

[Joe6-2]

I think it’s entirely possible that the hertz fans will be much happier in the bottom 6 purely for the fact that Critchley doesn’t really do “ Big games “ …

Since he’s came in , eleven games he’s had against the teams above him and he’s won 1 , drawn 3 and lost 7 . Not a lot to like about that record …

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/206475-neil-critchley/page/56/#comments

A nice club 😳

[Real Emerald]

Dundee Utd look terrible any time I see them. Quite bizarre they are just 3 points behind us. I suppose unlike ourselves and Aberdeen they’ve not had a prolonged period of being absolutely abysmal at any stage which may explain it. They were getting hammered today until the red card

Exactly my thoughts, how they are in that position is a real head scratcher as they look very poor.

[HibbyStardust50]

Will they not like it? Not a lot but they should like it.
Now that’s...magic

[Paul1642]

Exactly my thoughts, how they are in that position is a real head scratcher as they look very poor.

The middle sentence is the only reason.

I’m pretty sure we were bottom or thereabouts after 14/15 games, whilst Aberdeen went at least 10 games without a win. We have both been really good outwith those spells which for any other team suffering such a poor spell, would have them way down the bottom.

United have simply been consistently okay which won’t be enough to keep up with us and Aberdeen on current form.

[AltheHibby]

"His record since October we would be sitting 3rd"

I hate to disagree with such wisdom, but...

[Winston Ingram]

The funny thing is that after the sending off for most of that game you would have thought it was Dundee Utd who were down to 10 men, apart from the goal they didn't really trouble Gordon that much and they let Hearts get the ball into their box far more than they should have been able to.

I thought Utd were poor. Hearts were much the better side before the giraffe got sent off.

[SHODAN]

"His record since October we would be sitting 3rd"

I hate to disagree with such wisdom, but...

Wouldn't we be 1st?

[Heisenberg]

Sadly Motherwell are ****ing dreadful so wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Hearts beat them and get 6th. Miles behind us either way though

[S4uzee]

Sadly Motherwell are ****ing dreadful so wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Hearts beat them and get 6th. Miles behind us either way though

Agreed, they’ll beat Motherwell comfortably I reckon. Watching the highlights today, they missed a fair few chances 1st half

[Bridge hibs]

Agreed, they’ll beat Motherwell comfortably I reckon. Watching the highlights today, they missed a fair few chances 1st half

Wilson fluffed a few of those chances and he is suspended, gives Satelllitedishheid a chance to put himself into the rangers shop window again

[Alex Trager]

Agreed, they’ll beat Motherwell comfortably I reckon. Watching the highlights today, they missed a fair few chances 1st half

Disagree actually. Hearts have a terrible record (may not be true, no research is going into this other than feelings) through at Fir Park.

[Nicho87]

They’re only 90 minutes away from jubilation

[Renfrew_Hibby]

Disagree actually. Hearts have a terrible record (may not be true, no research is going into this other than feelings) through at Fir Park.

Sure they've had a fair few defeats through there over the years. My concern is actually St.Mirren.
I think they'll comfortably beat County and if word gets through that they are 2 or 3 goals up then Motherwell could lose heart as St.Mirrens goal difference is miles better than Motherwells.

[Springbank]

I have bad news for hearts managers past & present

A draw this week doesn't lead to a money spinning replay in a bigger better ground

"May the best team win"

[EGL2000]

I thought Utd were poor. Hearts were much the better side before the giraffe got sent off.

Even after I still thought they were the better side.

[Since452]

They’re only 90 minutes away from jubilation

Still can't believe he said that. Didn't get Hibs at all.

[jacomo]

Still can't believe he said that. Didn't get Hibs at all.


:agree:

Final nail in the coffin, it was never going to work.

[S4uzee]

:agree:

Final nail in the coffin, it was never going to work.

Who said that?

[AmericanKev]

meh let's worry about when it's confirmed top 6 or not. We might not have to play them

[K-Zazu]

Who said that?

Montyball

[JeMeSouviens]

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Brian McJamblin -
Had Walsh shown yellow, there is every chance it would not have been upgraded but Hearts had more to rue than just misfortune.

:confused:

:lolyam:

[Kato]

https://i.ibb.co/bMF41NZ6/Screenshot-2025-04-07-at-13-56-48.png

Brian McJamblin -

:confused:

[emoji38]yam:More gaslighting. He has got plenty gas to go round tbf.

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[Dashing Bob S]

I think it’s entirely possible that the hertz fans will be much happier in the bottom 6 purely for the fact that Critchley doesn’t really do “ Big games “ …

Since he’s came in , eleven games he’s had against the teams above him and he’s won 1 , drawn 3 and lost 7 . Not a lot to like about that record …

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/206475-neil-critchley/page/56/#comments

Loads to love about Los Yambolinos comments though, DH. Thank you for sharing...

[JimBHibees]

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Brian McJamblin -

:confused:

:lolyam:

Would have been a cert to be upgraded to red. Absolutely the correct decision. Is he not meant to be unbiased?

[lapsedhibee]

More gaslighting. He has got plenty gas to go round tbf.


He's looking at the United player's right leg and seeing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. That's the only logical explanation for the daft yam's take.

[danhibees1875]

https://i.ibb.co/bMF41NZ6/Screenshot-2025-04-07-at-13-56-48.png

Brian McJamblin -

:confused:

:lolyam:

Watching it in a twitter clip and I thought it was a yellow too... that still is pretty damning though and the video was just from behind the UTD player.

[Dashing Bob S]

The only reason to want the Yams to get in the top 6 is that they might be more inclined to hold onto Critch.

[Carheenlea]

Would have been a cert to be upgraded to red. Absolutely the correct decision. Is he not meant to be unbiased?

Exactly why he shouldn't be anywhere near a press pass at Easter Road.

He allows his prejudices and sympathies to dictate his writings and broadcasting.

He may think he's impartial, and might even be attempting to be more so, but his output just constantly fails to separate between that of a fan and a neutral observer.

[greenlex]

https://i.ibb.co/bMF41NZ6/Screenshot-2025-04-07-at-13-56-48.png

Brian McJamblin -

:confused:

:lolyam:
Dundee Utd boy should have been off for booting the boy wonder in the back of the knee. Severe injustice. Surely they’ll appeal it.

[Springbank]

My two favourite sports are football & Critchball

This Saturday I'll be watching Critchball, which usually involves Hearts chucking it when the games start to mean something. After Petrocub, plus home&away derbies, my review of Critchball is 5 stars, would recommend.

Then on Sunday it's back to proper football, with Hibs v Dundee following Aberdeen v Rangers.

[Kato]

He allows his prejudices and sympathies to dictate his writings and broadcasting.

He may think he's impartial....

Doubt it. The coverage of Hearts on the BBC outlets is too consistently bias for it not to be conscious.

Yogi saying he wanted Hearts to get beat in some match earlier in the season and Richard Gordon claiming he would be upsetting "half of Scotland", can't be a serious attempt at showing a non-biased outlook.



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[JohnM1875]

No starting a new thread, but see they’ve just announced a RB for next season

‘We are delighted to confirm that Valerenga captain Christian Borchgrevink will join the club this summer.

The Norwegian right-back has signed a 3-year contract and will make the move to Tynecastle Park for an undisclosed fee once the transfer window opens in June’

25 year old €550k market value on Transfermarkt. Been out injured since Feb apparently.

[Col2]

I am not convinced they have the bottle to win on Saturday and see it out.

Motherwell may well be bang average but they have a wee chance to grab top 6 or face a relegation play off fight. I think St Mirren will win at home so Hearts will need the win. Could be hilarious.

[Bishop Hibee]

No starting a new thread, but see they’ve just announced a RB for next season

‘We are delighted to confirm that Valerenga captain Christian Borchgrevink will join the club this summer.

The Norwegian right-back has signed a 3-year contract and will make the move to Tynecastle Park for an undisclosed fee once the transfer window opens in June’

25 year old €550k market value on Transfermarkt. Been out injured since Feb apparently.

According to Critchley the new signing has a ‘famed delivery’. Was he a part-time postman?

[cubehindthegoal]

meh let's worry about when it's confirmed top 6 or not. We might not have to play them

We’ve nothing to worry about either way. Can’t wait til Sunday. My son is coming along to his second match … he took his time, but he’s learning what Hibs is at last lol😁✅

[Col2]

It’s noticeable they and the media don’t go on about the ‘analytics’ given the almost hourly obsession they all had. They have had a transfer window and they still look like a squad devoid of pace, width, creativity and a right back!

[Since452]

I am not convinced they have the bottle to win on Saturday and see it out.

Motherwell may well be bang average but they have a wee chance to grab top 6 or face a relegation play off fight. I think St Mirren will win at home so Hearts will need the win. Could be hilarious.

Hearts haven't won a big game under Critchley yet. I can't see them going to Motherwell and winning when top 6 depends on it. I think they're in serious trouble.

[cubehindthegoal]

Hearts haven't won a big game under Critchley yet. I can't see them going to Motherwell and winning when top 6 depends on it. I think they're in serious trouble.

Hope so. But also .. kindov think .. could be fun … quite fancy our team at the moment against them any day of the week. Either way … but mostly now when I think of it, come on the Well 😂

[K-Zazu]

Hearts haven't won a big game under Critchley yet. I can't see them going to Motherwell and winning when top 6 depends on it. I think they're in serious trouble.

Motherwell have about 10/11 players out injured.

[Donegal Hibby]

Motherwell have about 10/11 players out injured.

Would make it all the sweeter if hertz fail to win then :greengrin

[WeAreHibs]

Motherwell have about 10/11 players out injured.

Tavares hat trick!

[AlbertK86]

Exactly why he shouldn't be anywhere near a press pass at Easter Road.

He allows his prejudices and sympathies to dictate his writings and broadcasting.

He may think he's impartial, and might even be attempting to be more so, but his output just constantly fails to separate between that of a fan and a neutral observer.

Couldn’t agree more.

Thinks he’s clever and subtle but is neither. Absolute welt.


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