Your Hibs Team Full Of Twats

[judas]

What is your all-time most irritating collection of Hibs players?

I’m talking about players with a bad attitude; who on some level disrespected the club or fans. Bad players who gave their all don’t count.

Mine’s below, feel free to correct me on anything, adding or subtracting at will.

Simon Brown (GK)
A disgrace to professionalism.

Gary Caldwell (D)
Arrogant, obnoxious.

Ian Murray (D)
Dissing Hibs fans when at Rangers.

Matt Doherty (D)
That interview. That attitude. Captain of the twats.

Owain Tudor Jones (M)
Didn’t try. Couldn’t see his own inadequacies. Blamed the fans.

Rowan Vine (M)
See above and couldn’t lace Benny or Joe T’s boots.

Kevin Thomson (M)
Whining pain in the ass

Michael Stewart (M)
Moaning faced primadonna (but great pundit)

Florian Kamberi (At)
Delusional

Andy Walker (At)
Post Hibs thorn in the side. Killjoy and Hibs critic.

Chris Killen (At)
Dismissive of Hibs

Manager
Colin Calderwood
One of the least engaging and supporter orientated manager I’ve seen.

[Onceinawhile]

Moaning faced pre Madonna.

Fairly sure mikey Stewart was post Madonna?

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Seems to me your looking for a Hearts team…

Henry
Kidd Levein Donkey Whittaker, Bruno
Colquhoun, Fulton, Sandison
Tatooed Lady, Naismith


fTH

[LithgaeHibby]

Assistant manager: Billy Brown

[Itsnoteasy]

Manager Naismith

[A Hi-Bee]

Go find something else to do, any player with a Hibs jersey on is no twat.
:cb

[eastmainsmsh]

Assistant manager: Billy Brown

He had been places Billy ye ken

[He's here!]

Some of your choices appear to be 'twats' just because they weren't very good footballers or because they aspired to bigger clubs than Hibs.

The late Andy Goram was the best keeper I've ever seen but he could be a real twat. As could the likes of Leigh Griffiths, Derek Riordan, Gary O'Connor and Anthony Stokes.

Bottom line, they're footballers, many of whom are not perfect. Personally I think every player you've mentioned gave it their best at Hibs, some just weren't great.

[ChicoM1875]

What is your all-time twat Hibs team?

I’m talking about players with a bad attitude; who on some level disrespected the club or fans. Bad players who gave their all don’t count.

Mine’s below, feel free to correct me on anything, adding or subtracting at will.

Simon Brown (GK)
A disgrace to professionalism.

Gary Caldwell (D)
Arrogant, obnoxious.

Ian Murray (D)
Dissing Hibs fans when at Rangers.

Matt Doherty (D)
That interview. That attitude. Captain of the twats.

Owain Tudor Jones (M)
Didn’t try. Couldn’t see his own inadequacies. Blamed the fans.

Rowan Vine (M)
See above and couldn’t lace Benny or Joe T’s boots.

Kevin Thomson (M)
Whining pain in the ass

Michael Stewart (M)
Moaning faced primadonna (but great pundit)

Florian Kamberi (At)
Delusional

Andy Walker (At)
Post Hibs thorn in the side. Killjoy and Hibs critic.

Chris Killen (At)
Dismissive of Hibs

Manager
Colin Calderwood
One of the least engaging and supporter orientated manager I’ve seen.

Congratulations - you're first on the Team Sheet of Posters who are twats :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Lendo]

Surely Stokes has to be captain of a Twat Team?

[Bostonhibby]

Not very comfortable with this, some of my best friends are twats.

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[Paulie Walnuts]

As someone who probably falls on the glass half empty side of watching Hibs (at least at this point in time anyway), even I can’t quite work out the point of this thread.

[pollution]

As someone who probably falls on the glass half empty side of watching Hibs (at least at this point in time anyway), even I can’t quite work out the point of this thread.



Boredom

[SHODAN]

Minus a couple who redeemed themselves (Hanlon, Stevenson, Griffiths, Cummings) you can just post the teamsheets from the 2012 final and the 2014 home game v Hamilton. Thread over.

[judas]

I hear you. I’ve given the thread a makeover.

Now please come out and play.

And yes. Moretti and boredom are a factor here::greengrin

[HoboHarry]

Mrs Hobo is offended by this thread, she's says there's nothing wrong with twats, in fact she married one.

[SteveHFC]

My Mrs has called me a twat every day for the past 8 years.

[judas]

My Mrs has called me a twat every day for the past 8 years.

:rotflmao:

[MWHIBBIES]

Minus a couple who redeemed themselves (Hanlon, Stevenson, Griffiths, Cummings) you can just post the teamsheets from the 2012 final and the 2014 home game v Hamilton. Thread over.

Griffiths was messaging underagers for dirty pics, he's a bit worse than Kevin Thomson imo.

[DH1875]

One things for sure. This thread will get more interesting as the night goes on, with it being a Saturday night and all.

[21.05.2016]

Stokes

Forever grateful for all he did in the final and he gave me one of the greatest days of my life but omg is that guy an arrogant twat. The way he behaved under Lennon towards the end of his hibs career was disgraceful. Guy never grew up and clearly thought he was too good and could do whatever he liked.

[Since452]

Ryan Porteous

[MWHIBBIES]

Stokes

Forever grateful for all he did in the final and he gave me one of the greatest days of my life but omg is that guy an arrogant twat. The way he behaved under Lennon towards the end of his hibs career was disgraceful. Guy never grew up and clearly thought he was too good and could do whatever he liked.

24 carat twat. Needs jailed.

[CropleyWasGod]

Stokes

Forever grateful for all he did in the final and he gave me one of the greatest days of my life but omg is that guy an arrogant twat. The way he behaved under Lennon towards the end of his hibs career was disgraceful. Guy never grew up and clearly thought he was too good and could do whatever he liked.


24 carat twat. Needs jailed.

I read this earlier about his latest court appearance.

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/ex-footballer-anthony-stokes-had-almost-e4000-of-cocaine-in-car-after-high-speed-pursuit-1674648.html

The bit about his early life is something I didn't know. Whilst not excusing his behaviour, it certainly goes a long way to explaining it.

[Paulie Walnuts]

One things for sure. This thread will get more interesting as the night goes on, with it being a Saturday night and all.

I’m actually hoping for that to be fair :greengrin

[Scouse Hibee]

Congratulations - you're first on the Team Sheet of Posters who are twats :thumbsup::thumbsup:

😂 Brilliant

[SaulGoodman]

Glenn Middleton

[DH1875]

Always thought a twat was a good thing.

[lyonhibs]

24 carat twat. Needs jailed.

In fairness, he's been trying his best for years on that front.

[tigerted]

You've got the right name at least. Always ready to stab people in the back. F*** off, you W*****!

🤡