A Lorient perspective

[Pascale le gasq]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

[Mcbizz1998]

😂

[mcohibs]

What’s French for jambo fud? [emoji23]

[gbhibby]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

Is it no La Fraude in french🤔

[JohnM1875]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

😂😂 monumental effort. Sad really.

[hibsbollah]

‘Au revior’ to you too.

By the way, ou est l’argent des coquelicots?

[Heisenberg]

I’ve just told Ian and Kit to cancel the deal, cheers for the heads up Pascale.

[Jones28]

Ach, where’s peevemor when you need him?

[007]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

Lesson 1: When pretending to be French, learn how to spell au revoir.

What exactly has Foley done wrong? Does the blame not lie with the manager and/or players?

[gbhibby]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au reviorhttps://youtu.be/T8XeDvKqI4E?si=M7Q994tMmIDzffwP
Was this the type of fish action you took


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[Stuart93]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s brilliant

[HoboHarry]

Ballon coeurs :faf::faf::faf:

[Brightside]

Monge tout Rodney

[Jones28]

Le ChatGPT

[Callum_62]

Gotta be post of 2024.

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[gbhibby]

Ballon coeurs :faf::faf::faf:
Did you not mean to say Coeurs Branleur Harry

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

Aye, yer maw


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[HoboHarry]

Did you not mean to say Coeurs Branleur Harry

Aye well, that anaw.....:greengrin

[VoltaireHibs]

Please mods, do not ban this poster. I think he's a future Hall of Famer. I for one would love to hear more. 😁

[007]

Le ChatGPT

Or in English, CatGPT.

[USA_Hibee]

Please mods, do not ban this poster. I think he's a future hall of famer. I for one would love too hear more. 😁

I want the Mods to tell us if their IP address is in France or in the UK 😁.

[VoltaireHibs]

I want the Mods to tell us if their IP address is in France or in the UK 😁.

Very very close to the Tynecastle Arms I suspect. 😉

[matty_f]

Mind that time a poster popped up and said they were Dean Shiels? What a laugh.

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

Or in English, CatGPT.

Take the rest of the night off, well done 10/10


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[Vault Boy]

Is, how you say, le Jambo *****bag

[SaulGoodman]

Decent patter from a Jambo tbf

[Smartie]

Sacre bleu!

Chateauneuf du pape!

Gilles Rousset!

[Jim Herriot]

Bienvenue sur le forum hibs.net! Je vous suggère d'ajouter une photo de profil.
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[Greencore]

Going to chain myself to Easter Road to avoid this deal

Thank you so much pasqule

Vas te faire voire t'encule jambo con 😍

[Greencore]

Bienvenue sur le forum hibs.net! Je vous suggère d'ajouter une photo de profil.
27637

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Greencore]

Mind that time a poster popped up and said they were Dean Shiels? What a laugh.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This thread is amazing and we haven't even started😂😂😂

[Nicho87]

Well that does it for me.

Call the whole thing off.

In your opinion do French babes really have hairy armpits?

If so, do you like it?

[HoboHarry]

Well that does it for me.

Call the whole thing off.

In your opinion do French babes really have hairy armpits?

If so, do you like it?

They do seriously. I was in Toronto about 7 or 8 years ago and two French speaking girls were busking for money. One of them had dyed her hair a kind of light green and dyed her armpit hair to match. Seriously, I gave her $20 for such a magnificent effort

[greenlex]

The boy that was speaking to the Bournemouth fan on the podcast only knew one other Lorient fan and that was his auld man.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

“Hey Robbie - what’s French for Jambo ?”

[Viva_Palmeiras]

With an equally inept command of both French and English there can be only one explanation come the denouement…

As Inspector Clouseau would say “ah very good, ze element of surprise ! I was expecting it of course”

[Dmas]

“Good Moaning”

[sadtom]

Je nais dinnae ken pais.

[Iain G]

Is it no La Fraude in french🤔

I think it's Le Johnson?

[Iain G]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

My key takeaways:

Wil Fish is involved somehow
Avis will be our rental car partner
Foley may be related to Adam Le Fraud
He will say this only once

[Brizo]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

I see from the comments above that im not the only person who when they read this read it in the voice of Rene from Allo Allo

[brianmc]

Or in English, CatGPT.

Belter 😸

[Jones28]

Or in English, CatGPT.

😂

[Hibs4185]

Sent from le Gorgie hotel

[Clarence]

L’Orient. You’re not worth it.

[McSwanky]

Bonjour, Monsieur Jam.

Tu aime beaucoup de vin?

What's French for LTYF?

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[scm70nyd1973]

We have to listen very carefully to this dude coz he is only gonna say it once 🤭

[1two]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

Brest
LOL

[Bostonhibby]

Jeez, thanks for the heads up.

We need to organise a big team type protest here. A pensioner kicking a Stetson should be enough.

Mercy Bucket.

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[Bostonhibby]

You are Sydneyhibee and I claim the string of onions first prize. At a push I'll take a fortnight in an Edinburgh boohteek hotel so long as it hasn't got any windows.

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[Tambo]

Bienvenue sur le forum hibs.net! Je vous suggère d'ajouter une photo de profil.
27637

😂😂

[Since452]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior

We're facing relegation anyway mate

[stoneyburn hibs]

Allo Allo we are the.....

[James70]

Pot Pourri, pot Pourri Rodney!

[MKHIBEE]

I’m surprised no one is taking this seriously. Seriously. Are Brest the French equivalent of Hearts?

[04Sauzee]

c'est tout un sac de merde

[Posh Swanny]

Surprised Pascale’s not been back on with his credentials yet - “I ‘ave been un holder of le ticket de season for 26 years” etc.

[Hibernian Verse]

Wow even my higher French is having a field day with that.

[overdrive]

Wonder if he has the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies hanging on his wall (aka a poster of Stevie Fulton).

He has disgeesed humself as Laurelvent supposer so he us oble to move aboot with complate frodom.

[xyz23jc]

😂😂 monumental effort. Sad really.


This! Really poor from Tom English, I expected better! :greengrin


:faf::faf:

[Hibs90]

Salut

I am an avid supporter of lorient football club

i was a fan who was furious after our local loss to Brest and took action accordingly with the fish

i also a good friend of Nicholas who was on YouTube talking to Bournemouth fan recently

I seen that Hibernian will soon be influenced by Foley like my club are just now

a mon Avis

you don’t want this to happen

we have seen our club affected by this and we are facing relegation

and foley has done nothing to support us and help us out of this

Foley le fraud

Hibernian fans should try to stop this if You can and you care

au revior


11.30pm on a Friday evening, what a life you must have Jumbo :faf:

[Hillsidehibby]

Not now Kato

[Vault Boy]

This! Really poor from Tom English, I expected better! :greengrin


:faf::faf:

Going by Tom French these days

[Eyrie]

Avez-vous un sous-marin que je pourrais emprunter?

[Iain G]

We're facing relegation anyway mate

Why so serious?

[DH1875]

Sacré bleu.

[VoltaireHibs]

Not now Kato

😂😂😂

[greenlex]

Not now Kato

😂😂

[Blocks Biloxi]

Or in English, CatGPT.

Or in English... cat, I farted

[Keith_M]

You are Ewan Murray and I claim my twenty Francs.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/jan/27/scottish-strugglers-turning-to-english-clubs-for-investment-looks-desperate

[Northernhibee]

Joey Barton’s still at it I see.

[Greensunshine]

Top drawer banter! Love it!

[O'Rourke3]

Je sens la merde

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[Lester B]

You are Ewan Murray and I claim my twenty Francs.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/jan/27/scottish-strugglers-turning-to-english-clubs-for-investment-looks-desperate

Damn. Just posted a separate thread on that very subject.