What would be your ideal Hibs Headline?

[matty_f]

We had the guys from the Hibs Observer join us on the podcast for this week's episode, and one of the questions was "what would be your ideal Hibs story to break?"

So, with nothing off the table, what would your ideal Hibs headline be?

I might go for something like "City Group Bought By Hibs Billionaire and Renamed Hibee Group"

You can catch the episode here:

https://youtu.be/2UUjvGbF4b4?si=EYEnXWTL-Z1XPYlW

or here:

https://pod.fo/e/2135e0

[Hibernian Verse]

“Hibs win league” would do for me. Anything after that would be a bonus.

[matty_f]

“Hibs win league” would do for me. Anything after that would be a bonus.

I suppose that's going to be a hard one to beat!

[ancient hibee]

Five years in a row-is Hibs dominance becoming boring?

[steve75]

Happy Hibee Hanlon Hat-trick Headers Hammer Ha-Ha-Hearts

[Smartie]

"Gordon Family Give Club to Lifelong Fan Smartie For Free Following Most Successful Period In Club's History".

[Hibbyradge]

"Easter Road kiosks to sell Greggs sausage rolls and Killie pies."

[worcesterhibby]

Stevenson Hits Hat-Trick at 60 - Hearts Humiliated

[Scouse Hibee]

10 in a row Champions and current Cup holders Hibs draw Division Two minnows Hearts in Scottish cup.

[Pagan Hibernia]

'23 in a row. Will hearts ever win another Edinburgh Derby?'

[MikeyS]

Bellingham & Mbappe hat tricks sink Hearts in Final to earn Hibs an Historic Treble.

Failing that, "Hearts smash Scottish transfer record for Bushiri" :duck::duck:

[Stubbsy90+2]

10 in a row Champions and current Cup holders Hibs draw Division Two minnows Hearts in Scottish cup.

We have a winner.

[lyonhibs]

Hibs hump humpty Hearts - repeat ad infinitum

[Bridge hibs]

Foley plays Trump Card - Bill Foley has sold hibs to pal Donald Trump who will run the club from his prison cell in Alcatraz where he is serving 45 years for being a fat thieving prick

Podcaster Matty when interviewed said “Fatso thinks Alcatraz is tough, he should try a ****ing escape room”

[Glory Lurker]

Easter Road Corners Filled As Hibs Open Fourth Helipad

[TrinityHFC]

Hibs new signing to start…

[CockneyRebel]

10 in a row Champions and current Cup holders Hibs draw Division Two minnows Hearts in Scottish cup.



I like the sound of that!

[Alex Trager]

10 in a row Champions and current Cup holders Hibs draw Division Two minnows Hearts in Scottish cup.

Ding dong.

This is it.
Close thread.

[cabbageandribs1875]

new Hibernian FC owner Bill Foley has used some loose change in his back pocket to purchase their city neighbours Hearts for a knockdown price, Bill has hinted the name of the new All-Edinburgh side will be, Hibernian FC

[Since452]

Hibs considering application to join EPL as Foley says "no competition for us in Scotland".

FWIW i wouldn't want that to happen but would love the meltdown in Glasgow.

[SaulGoodman]

“Hibs win comfortably, fans relaxed after 30 mins”

[weecounty hibby]

Euromillions winner weecounty hibby takes over from Foley as Hibs complete treble again.

That or "Spike Mandela seen at bar shocker"

[Wilson]

“Hibs win comfortably, fans relaxed after 30 mins”

A bit far fetched.

[matty_f]

Foley plays Trump Card - Bill Foley has sold hibs to pal Donald Trump who will run the club from his prison cell in Alcatraz where he is serving 45 years for being a fat thieving prick

Podcaster Matty when interviewed said “Fatso thinks Alcatraz is tough, he should try a ****ing escape room”

:faf:

[Smartie]

"Hibs score late penalty to edge tight Edinburgh derby".

[Alex Trager]

"Hibs score late penalty to edge tight Edinburgh derby".

Riordan penalty gives Hibs victory and has Hearts seeing red

[Bridge hibs]

Exclusive - 99 year old balaclava wearing Granny abandons her skateboard to help hibs Ultra cross busy road !

[Hibbyradge]

"Griffiths re-signs for Hibs. Haymaker self combusts."

[matty_f]

Peri peri chips are here to stay!

[scm70nyd1973]

David Gray as Manager of HIBS wins 2nd Scottish cup in 10 years

[O'Rourke3]

Rangers finally congratulate Hibs for winning the cup in 2016 and apologise for banging on about the lack of guard of honour 2 weeks after they won the Championship in the same season.

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[BILLYHIBS]

FAN OWNED HEARTS FC GOES BUST !




Karma Baby 😀

[Pagan Hibernia]

Rudi (Molotnikov) breaks Hearts with Cup Final hat-trick

[Hibrandenburg]

"Trivaldo" Turns down 15 billion move to Madrid in favour of current Champions League holders Hibs.

[MKHIBEE]

Butler scores winner for Hibs in Champions League Final.

(That’s my grandson)

[I'm_cabbaged]

"Griffiths re-signs for Hibs. Haymaker self combusts."

🤣🤣🤣

[7Hero]

Hibs defeat hearts 7nil to retain the Scottish Cup and complete domestic treble.

[Eyrie]

Champions League winners Hibs celebrate by making season ticket renewals free.

[snedzuk]

"Shock as Hibs takeover team NOT involved in a ponzi scheme."

[SteveHFC]

Foley reveals plans to build a state of the art hotel.

[Hibs4185]

Hibernian clinch the title after beating hearts 8-0 relegating them on goal difference.

[Forza Fred]

Hibs sign player in January transfer window

[gbhibby]

Hibs buy Murrayfield stadium after winning the club world championship in order to accommodate the demand for season tickets. Plans for 70 room hotel to be built in the grounds

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Longbangers in hot water as viewers see Matty’s XXX-rated Hibs strip.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Hibs announce tie up with Palmeiras as clubs’ formed by immigrants’ seal deal.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Naughty Hibs Garden Gnome with X-rated water-feature peeeees on Jambo neighbours

[HoboHarry]

"League and cup double for Hibs only 2 years after Gordon family sell Hibs to American based businessman Hobo Harry".

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Paul “bananas” Hanlon and Lewis “mad dog” Stevenson announce joint-venture research project to clone the Famous Five.

[sadtom]

Return of the Magnificent Seven.

[McSwanky]

Franck Sauzee discovers time machine

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[Northernhibee]

“Glazer family add Hearts to portfolio, still can’t install any ****ing windows”

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Shock for Jambos: Even in the multiverse reruns for 1986 Hearts STILL lose the league.

[lyonhibs]

“Hibs win comfortably, fans relaxed after 30 mins”

There have been a few "out there" suggestions, but this is beyond absurd.