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California-Hibs

29-10-2023, 05:05 PM

truehibernian

29-10-2023, 05:13 PM

They absolutely mastered it in 1986 - that’s the ultimate bottling job 👍 it’s only their mates in the media that underplay the fact they grab defeat from the jaws of victory very very often 👍

Mick O'Rourke

29-10-2023, 05:17 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/4seT1wVx2CFX2/giphy.gif

They love a good Jambottling eh?! Chucking points away against us, more points away today, League Titles in Dundee, and MANY more examples could be rolled out.

Don't let them kid you, they absolutely love a wee Jambottling moment :top marks

John Stewart ,along with Bernie Saunders are good guys.
If they lived here, i think they would be Hibbys !!
Along with Jimmy Kimmel :greengrin

Baader

29-10-2023, 05:19 PM

They absolutely mastered it in 1986 - that’s the ultimate bottling job �� it’s only their mates in the media that underplay the fact they grab defeat from the jaws of victory very very often ��

They had previous before that as well. Lost the title on the last day twice when a draw would suffice.

Biggest bottling jobs in Scottish football history.

truehibernian

29-10-2023, 05:22 PM

They had previous before that as well. Lost the title on the last day twice when a draw would suffice.

Biggest bottling jobs in Scottish football history.

True - was one not on goal difference as well ? Might need to Google but think Killie or similar beat them on goals scored one year.

Steven79

29-10-2023, 05:25 PM

True - was one not on goal difference as well ? Might need to Google but think Killie or similar beat them on goals scored one year.Killie had to beat them 2-0 to win the league on the last day of the season on goal average.

Killie won 2-0! [emoji1787]

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Mick O'Rourke

29-10-2023, 05:25 PM

They had previous before that as well. Lost the title on the last day twice when a draw would suffice.

Biggest bottling jobs in Scottish football history.

Ma wee brother Billy sneaked into that Kilmarnock game in 1965 wae his schoolboy hertz pals.

Think he came hame to Clerry on his own:greengrin

Pagan Hibernia

29-10-2023, 05:31 PM

Killie had to beat them 2-0 to win the league on the last day of the season on goal average.

Killie won 2-0! [emoji1787]

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And then heartsed it by demanding the rules be changed to goal difference... which cost them in 86 :greengrin

bingo70

29-10-2023, 05:33 PM

That was a fantastic watch at Ibrox today.

If I’m being honest, I don’t think the rangers second penalty was a penalty, he grabbed the shirt but not enough to pull him down. If that was a penalty, there’s a hundred penalties every game.

I think that added to the beauty of it to be honest.

The really pleasing thing today is that will paper over the cracks of what was a terrible performance by hearts. They did well to score early, after that they offered less than nothing and just tried to get 10/11 men in the box at all times. If you try to play defence vs attack for 80 minutes at Ibrox, you’ll get beat nearly every time.

JammyDoidger

29-10-2023, 05:34 PM

They are definitely the biggest bottlers about, no doubt about it.

Since452

29-10-2023, 05:38 PM

That was just as funny as Aberdeen's collapse during the week. What a hoot.

Garymcl

29-10-2023, 05:39 PM

They bottle in games far more than we do don’t let them forget it 🇳🇬:greengrin

Callyballybe

29-10-2023, 05:41 PM

Hilarious. Made my day. 👍

truehibernian

29-10-2023, 05:46 PM

They bottle in games far more than we do don’t let them forget it 🇳🇬:greengrin

Don’t forget to remind them they throw in six figures each month to them as a wee cardigan collective to watch it 👍😂 they love reminding everyone that’ll listen. They now do chips though that’s the main thing 👍

gbhibby

29-10-2023, 05:51 PM

And then heartsed it by demanding the rules be changed to goal difference... which cost them in 86 :greengrin
Don't forget the Scottish cup in 1986 as well.

They're forever blowing doubles.

Garymcl

29-10-2023, 05:56 PM

Forgot about that a week after Dens park they were trounced 3 0 by the the sheep in the final 🎵They’re forever blowing doubles 🎵to the hammers tune we’ve got new song to wind them up :greengrin

Viva_Palmeiras

29-10-2023, 06:31 PM

So…

One for the stattos

Who has scored the most sickening late, late goals against Hearts?

In ‘86 I seem to recall Matk McGhee as their Hearts-breaker…

Is It On....

29-10-2023, 06:32 PM

Forever blowing doubles 😂. Does anybody have the link that was posted on here after 2016 with the interviewer that can't stop laughing. Subtitles have been done about Jason Cummings?

Carheenlea

29-10-2023, 07:00 PM

007

29-10-2023, 07:16 PM

Raging.

https://x.com/BBCSportScot/status/1718684859743228022?s=20

https://i.ibb.co/x6mFgJb/Screenshot-20231029-201351-Chrome.jpg (https://ibb.co/kX3mDQT)

lyonhibs

29-10-2023, 07:21 PM

Raging.

[2url]https://x.com/BBCSportScot/status/1718684859743228022?s=20[/url]

https://i.ibb.co/x6mFgJb/Screenshot-20231029-201351-Chrome.jpg (https://ibb.co/kX3mDQT)

Ex Rangers striker expresses outrage as dodgy penalty given to Rangers at Ibrox.

Oh ma ****ing sides

truehibernian

29-10-2023, 07:27 PM

Don't forget the Scottish cup in 1986 as well.

They're forever blowing doubles.

Ssssshhhh, wouldn’t want the main stream Scottish football media knowing the truth about how many times Hearts and Aberdeen have utterly blown games and cups - would ruin their Hibs narrative 😉 it’s only us that lose games remember 👍

Aldo

29-10-2023, 07:39 PM

The League Cup Semi collapse against 9 man Inverness at Easter Road in 2014 remains one of the most hilarious jambottlings.
High-fiving celebrating fans a few minutes ahead of FT sadly missing from the video, but the fresh air swipe at their equaliser and jambottling penalty from the strangest man to ever play football in Scotland (Hamill) always raises a cheer.

https://youtu.be/fjbjctH2sMo?si=aViPE_PtaDBPGPjW

Sorry have you Mistyped the start of second sentence. Sure it was High Sixing. Certain of it. [emoji12]

That and them failing to sell out their allocation that day with more than 7k empty seats

Springbank

29-10-2023, 07:42 PM

In 86 Hearts actually set a record (I think) of losing 3 competitions in successive games.

Albert Kidd 2 Hearts 0 = league

Aberdeen 3 Hearts 0 = Scottish Cup

Then summer holidays

Returning to tynecastle with...

Hearts 0 Montrose 2 = league Cup

Mon the Gable Endies,who completed Hearts "Bottling It Treble"

Garymcl

29-10-2023, 09:02 PM

See if that was now they 7000 empty seats against Caley would surely get filled by the 7000 on the waiting list (STs) :agree::agree:

Stevie Reid

29-10-2023, 09:06 PM

True - was one not on goal difference as well ? Might need to Google but think Killie or similar beat them on goals scored one year.

Is the story not that when Killie beat them in 65 they lost the league on goal average, but would have won it on goal difference - but in 1986 they lost the league on goal difference, but would have won it if goal average was still in place? :greengrin

Ryan91

29-10-2023, 09:19 PM

Raging.

https://x.com/BBCSportScot/status/1718684859743228022?s=20

https://i.ibb.co/x6mFgJb/Screenshot-20231029-201351-Chrome.jpg (https://ibb.co/kX3mDQT)

almost mugshot-esque - with a warning to the public not to approach this individual

Is the story not that when Killie beat them in 65 they lost the league on goal average, but would have won it on goal difference - but in 1986 they lost the league on goal difference, but would have won it if goal average was still in place? :greengrin

That is indeed the story, lost on GA, lobbied for the change to GD only for the change to cost them 21 years later.

Gloucester Hibs

29-10-2023, 09:26 PM

A more recent example but I’d like to nominate the 2013 League Cup Final against another of their arch nemesis’ St Mirren (or St Liedown as the poppy pinchers hilariously refer to them as). A young SJM playing for the good guys:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/21732267

Onceinawhile

29-10-2023, 09:34 PM

Is the story not that when Killie beat them in 65 they lost the league on goal average, but would have won it on goal difference - but in 1986 they lost the league on goal difference, but would have won it if goal average was still in place? :greengrin

Would be super embarrassing if they campaigned to change from goal average to goal difference.

What's that? They did? Never mind then.

Www1875hfc

29-10-2023, 10:19 PM

Who could forget

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Col2

29-10-2023, 10:28 PM

Beaton: When refereeing Rangers in the last 6 years, there have been 9 penalties & 3 red cards...every single one in favour of the Ibrox side

Also did anyone notice Shankland refusing to celebrate his 4th min goal, it’s almost like he is certain to move to them in January👀

Franck Stanton

30-10-2023, 12:08 AM

So, it wasn't a penalty, there weren't 9 min injury time in the game. I got one believe them.a
Really do. Even to the point Brother Heaton cheated (ahain), in favour of his beloved Rangers.
Do I care? Nah, just makes their gunning even sweeter.
Get it right ****** up he ya bunch of bottlemerchants

cocteautwin

30-10-2023, 01:52 AM

The biggest bottle job is the fans not changing the little old lady in charge and her stubby fat guy sidekick when the fans are supposed to be owners of the club. Those two between them have spent their way through £16m of fans money and over £25m of James Anderson's money. Mugs.

HoboHarry

30-10-2023, 02:29 AM

Hibrandenburg

30-10-2023, 06:42 AM

Jakhog1

30-10-2023, 06:53 AM

Looks like Fred from Scooby Doo has just whipped his mask off.

And I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling officials

Springbank

30-10-2023, 07:32 AM

Looks like Fred from Scooby Doo has just whipped his mask off.

The only time anyone has ever accused Steven Naismith of having a Scooby Doo....

Carheenlea

30-10-2023, 09:00 AM

Raging.

https://x.com/BBCSportScot/status/1718684859743228022?s=20

https://i.ibb.co/x6mFgJb/Screenshot-20231029-201351-Chrome.jpg (https://ibb.co/kX3mDQT)

What is it about Hearts that attracts some of the strangest individuals and oddballs in football?

Despite not ending up at Tynecastle till late in his career it’s like they were naturally made for each other. Naismith just screams Hearts.

Bostonhibby

30-10-2023, 09:18 AM

What is it about Hearts that attracts some of the strangest individuals and oddballs in football?

Despite not ending up at Tynecastle till late in his career it’s like they were naturally made for each other. Naismith just screams Hearts.Leave him alone, him, Mrs doctor Budge and her wee pal are doing a marvellous job of managing benny factors and the fandans extra cash advantage they have.

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maturehibby

30-10-2023, 09:32 AM

Really good to see Alan Muir has recovered his eyesight so quickly after His performance at ER when he didn't see the tackles by Ralston on two Hibs players including the arm into the face but was Eagle eyed enough to see Haring tug a Jersey in a crowded penalty box

Bet he pored over The missed penalty to see if there was any encroachment by a Hearts player so as it could be re-taken.
Good job Muir was sat down as he was totally unfit and is physically unfit to handle all the fit players
Another John Beaton style middle of the park refereeing job

Col2

30-10-2023, 10:11 AM

What is it about Hearts that attracts some of the strangest individuals and oddballs in football?

Despite not ending up at Tynecastle till late in his career it’s like they were naturally made for each other. Naismith just screams Hearts.

And by all account and very unpopular old school coach with training extremely limited and little banter when he is about. He is Ann Budge appt.

ancient hibee

30-10-2023, 11:02 AM

JimBHibees

30-10-2023, 11:06 AM

Who was it sent off two of them against us?

Collum though he had given them a ridiculous penalty in the first half

Superfurry72

30-10-2023, 11:37 AM

So…

One for the stattos

Who has scored the most sickening late, late goals against Hearts?

In ‘86 I seem to recall Matk McGhee as their Hearts-breaker…

1988 Scottish Cup semi, 1-0 against Celtic with three minutes to go. McGhee equalised and then a horrendous error from Henry Smith gifted Andy Walker a last-minute winner. That the one you're thinking of?

1986 cup final scorers were Hewitt (2) and Stark. McGhee had left Aberdeen by then.

Roxyhibee

30-10-2023, 12:25 PM

1988 Scottish Cup semi, 1-0 against Celtic with three minutes to go. McGhee equalised and then a horrendous error from Henry Smith gifted Andy Walker a last-minute winner. That the one you're thinking of?

1986 cup final scorers were Hewitt (2) and Stark. McGhee had left Aberdeen by then.

I listened to that on the radio, they’d got a flukey, dodgy goal and it looked like their luck was in - especially with perennial SC bottlers Dundee Utd likely to be their opponents in the Final.

1-0 with just minutes to go, I kept the radio on but went outside to do a few things to get away from it. Came back in literally 4/5 mins later and they’d bottled it yet again.! Couldn’t believe it, 2-1 Celtic. Their history of losing from winning positions is way worse than any other club. If you made a list it would be nothing short of spectacular.

JimBHibees

30-10-2023, 12:45 PM

I listened to that on the radio, they’d got a flukey, dodgy goal and it looked like their luck was in - especially with perennial SC bottlers Dundee Utd likely to be their opponents in the Final.

1-0 with just minutes to go, I kept the radio on but went outside to do a few things to get away from it. Came back in literally 4/5 mins later and they’d bottled it yet again.! Couldn’t believe it, 2-1 Celtic. Their history of losing from winning positions is way worse than any other club. If you made a list it would be nothing short of spectacular.

Can remember went with a few mates to the National that day. Last we had heard Hearts were winning. Walked in to the pub we used to go to after getting train back from Liverpool asking the many Hearts fans what the score was as we genuinely didn't know in pre mobile days? They thought we were taking the pee :greengrin

ancient hibee

30-10-2023, 01:22 PM

Collum though he had given them a ridiculous penalty in the first half

Of course. Wonder if he had a long wait before he reffed them next.

Northernhibee

30-10-2023, 01:55 PM

The only time anyone has ever accused Steven Naismith of having a Scooby Doo....

Would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for them pesky Hibs.

Malthibby

30-10-2023, 01:55 PM

The League Cup Semi collapse against 9 man Inverness at Easter Road in 2014 remains one of the most hilarious jambottlings.
High-fiving celebrating fans a few minutes ahead of FT sadly missing from the video, but the fresh air swipe at their equaliser and jambottling penalty from the strangest man to ever play football in Scotland (Hamill) always raises a cheer.

https://youtu.be/fjbjctH2sMo?si=aViPE_PtaDBPGPjW

Thanks for that, I'd managed to forget that particular capitulation...:greengrin

Broken Gnome

30-10-2023, 02:04 PM

Thanks for that, I'd managed to forget that particular capitulation...:greengrin

Truly is the best. I have a different favourite sentence about it every day just about. Currently it's that the had 90 minutes with two extra men and did **** all with it.

Tomorrow it will be that Hamill missed in the shootout, having be the smuggest pr1ck in the world when scoring in normal time.

Roxyhibee

30-10-2023, 04:36 PM

Can remember went with a few mates to the National that day. Last we had heard Hearts were winning. Walked in to the pub we used to go to after getting train back from Liverpool asking the many Hearts fans what the score was as we genuinely didn't know in pre mobile days? They thought we were taking the pee :greengrin

And let’s not forget their SC semi in the previous year 1987 against St Mirren, where they were red hot favourites not only to win the tie, but to go on to lift the cup. Jambottles crashed all over the place, Saints scored the winner and went on to lift it (against Dundee Utd). They really did make the 1980’s very entertaining for us 😂

brog

30-10-2023, 04:39 PM

Killie had to beat them 2-0 to win the league on the last day of the season on goal average.

Killie won 2-0! [emoji1787]

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I was there with King Pat and his cuz, Mickey McManus. We were choking with laughter at final whistle. Ironically the wonderful Alan Gordon missed a great chance in final minute. To put it into perspective Hawrts lost 7 1 at home to Dundee about 2 months earlier. I loved commiserating with my Jambo mates and reminding them that if they had only managed to hold Dundee to 6 1 at Tynie they would have been Champs! Of course Dundee popped up again 21 tears later! Jambottlers indeed!

brog

30-10-2023, 04:41 PM

I was there with King Pat and his cuz, Mickey McManus. We were choking with laughter at final whistle. Ironically the wonderful Alan Gordon missed a great chance in final minute. To put it into perspective Hawrts lost 7 1 at home to Dundee about 2 months earlier. I loved commiserating with my Jambo mates and reminding them that if they had only managed to hold Dundee to 6 1 at Tynie they would have been Champs! Of course Dundee popped up again 21 tears later! Jambottlers indeed!

I went to edit this but on reflection 21 tears is perfect! :agree:

percy veer

30-10-2023, 05:12 PM

I wonder who has beaton next, shouldn't be us after his howler in the league Cup final against celtic.... oh wait

gbhibby

30-10-2023, 05:43 PM

I was there with King Pat and his cuz, Mickey McManus. We were choking with laughter at final whistle. Ironically the wonderful Alan Gordon missed a great chance in final minute. To put it into perspective Hawrts lost 7 1 at home to Dundee about 2 months earlier. I loved commiserating with my Jambo mates and reminding them that if they had only managed to hold Dundee to 6 1 at Tynie they would have been Champs! Of course Dundee popped up again 21 tears later! Jambottlers indeed!
Song lyrics need to be changed
We hate jam tarts but we love Dundee
Future Hibs player scored for both sides that day.

Pagan Hibernia

30-10-2023, 05:52 PM

I was there with King Pat and his cuz, Mickey McManus. We were choking with laughter at final whistle. Ironically the wonderful Alan Gordon missed a great chance in final minute. To put it into perspective Hawrts lost 7 1 at home to Dundee about 2 months earlier. I loved commiserating with my Jambo mates and reminding them that if they had only managed to hold Dundee to 6 1 at Tynie they would have been Champs! Of course Dundee popped up again 21 tears later! Jambottlers indeed!

This is wonderful. So we have dundee to thank for hearts being on 4 titles rather than 6

brog

31-10-2023, 09:56 AM

Song lyrics need to be changed
We hate jam tarts but we love Dundee
Future Hibs player scored for both sides that day.

Couldn't agree more! IIRC we were at Morton that day, we lost, but there was a strike and our bus didn't turn up. At last minute I went to Murrayfield to see my 1st ever rugger match, Scotland v Ireland. No tickets in those days. We also lost. My day improved considerably however when I heard the Hawrts score. I must have asked the friendly natives what the score was about 40 times on my walk to Haymarket! Yes, Hawrts only goal was an og from Alan, double shuffle, Cousins! Some season with neither of the uglies in the top 4. Of course it ended badly with Stein leaving us on the eve of a cup semi and still in with a chance of the league.

ancient hibee

31-10-2023, 04:03 PM

Couldn't agree more! IIRC we were at Morton that day, we lost, but there was a strike and our bus didn't turn up. At last minute I went to Murrayfield to see my 1st ever rugger match, Scotland v Ireland. No tickets in those days. We also lost. My day improved considerably however when I heard the Hawrts score. I must have asked the friendly natives what the score was about 40 times on my walk to Haymarket! Yes, Hawrts only goal was an og from Alan, double shuffle, Cousins! Some season with neither of the uglies in the top 4. Of course it ended badly with Stein leaving us on the eve of a cup semi and still in with a chance of the league.

I was working late and went to get the Pink. Guy I worked with was a dyed in the wool Jambo. Told him the score and he asked “which of them scored the one not that I’m really interested”.told him Alan Cousins and he was quite chuffed till I added that it was for Hearts.