Will Fish hooked on Hibs

[Percy Vere]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish

[Donegal Hibby]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish
Where are you seeing that he's back?:confused:

[bod]

Where’s the run of the mill scarf above the head photo ?

[04Sauzee]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish

This better not be a load of Pollocks

[GloryGlory]

This better not be a load of Pollocks

Or a load of carp! :greengrin

[Smartie]

If we end up securing Youan and Fish this early as well as concluding the business for Nisbet, could that be one of our best starts to a summer transfer window ever?

Might sound harsh on Nisbet but what we don't need is a "will he, won't he" saga running for the whole summer. This way we know we have a player to replace and how much we have to replace him with, which is decent.

Obviously still a lot of work to be done but that would be quite a few satisfactory outcomes very early on.

I thought Fish was absolutely immense last season if the truth be told. You can't ask for much more from a young centre half than we got from him over the second half of last season, whilst we still had problems elsewhere it was great to see a stout centre of defence/ defence in general over our final 5-10 games of the season in particular.

[tug.lismore]

If we end up securing Youan and Fish this early as well as concluding the business for Nisbet, could that be one of our best starts to a summer transfer window ever?

Might sound harsh on Nisbet but what we don't need is a "will he, won't he" saga running for the whole summer. This way we know we have a player to replace and how much we have to replace him with, which is decent.

Obviously still a lot of work to be done but that would be quite a few satisfactory outcomes very early on.

I thought Fish was absolutely immense last season if the truth be told. You can't ask for much more from a young centre half than we got from him over the second half of last season, whilst we still had problems elsewhere it was great to see a stout centre of defence/ defence in general over our final 5-10 games of the season in particular.Totally agree with all you write.

We will have the same defence that finished the season ready to start the next.

Marshall
Miller
Fish
Hanlon
Stevenson

However, we only have Rocky and the youth team as cover. Need a GK, LB, RB and CB.

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[ancient hibee]

Where are you seeing that he's back?:confused:

I suspect he’s not seeing it anywhere:greengrin.

[gbhibby]

This has been discussed in the transfer thread so a bit late to the party a far as I can see nothing confirmed by the club.

[Donegal Hibby]

I suspect he’s not seeing it anywhere:greengrin.
This plaice will go mad if he turns out to be the one that got away 😲

[04Sauzee]

If he doesn't sign soon we will be left floundering

[JohnM1875]

Is it honestly a permanent deal?! Surely no? Be delighted if it's true.

[Donegal Hibby]

Is it honestly a permanent deal?! Surely no? Be delighted if it's true.
Why you asking is it a permanent deal btw? Wouldn't have thought we'd have a chance of that tbh .

[duffers]

Why you asking is it a permanent deal btw? Wouldn't have thought we'd have a chance of that tbh .

Herald reporting it as such

[Groathillgrump]

Why you asking is it a permanent deal btw? Wouldn't have thought we'd have a chance of that tbh .

The report I read in The Herald this morning mentioned it was permanent which took me by surprise.

[Donegal Hibby]

Herald reporting it as such


The report I read in The Herald this morning mentioned it was permanent which took me by surprise.
Thanks 👍. Hope it's true . If we were to sign Fish permanently it would be fantastic.

[A Hi-Bee]

just hope this is not a Red Herring! would love to see him back loan or permanent.

[Moulin Yarns]

All over t'internet. Manchester United approve his return to Hibs.

[Diclonius]

All over t'internet. Manchester United approve his return to Hibs.

More like SEAMANchester United, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

[scm70nyd1973]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish

If it’s announced on Monday then it certainly will be a Barramundi - getting my coat just now 👍

[JohnM1875]

More like SEAMANchester United, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

FISHchester United was better.

[Diclonius]

FISHchester United was better.

Sorry

[Vault Boy]

I’m excited about Will F’sh returning to the club (one for our vegan fans)

[WeeRussell]

More like SEAMANchester United, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

Love it when people’s rage over a few puns goes off the scales.

[hibby rae]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish

Any news on Shakin' Stevens or Brown Fox signing?

[Alfiembra]

Love it when people’s rage over a few puns goes off the scales.

Come on Hibs reel him in.

[HoboHarry]

Might have to drink a half gill to celebrate.....

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Sadwinz Law:

Sadwinz law , short for Sadwinz law (or rule) of puns, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion on Hibs.net grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of descending into a pub-fest approaches 100%.

Where the player involved is Will Fish the likelihood of the title including a pun is the second most certain thing on Hibs.net

#True :)

[Hibbyradge]

Sadwinz Law:

Sadwinz law , short for Sadwinz law (or rule) of puns, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion on Hibs.net grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of descending into a pub-fest approaches 100%.

Where the player involved is Will Fish the likelihood of the title including a pun is the second most certain thing on Hibs.net

#True :)

The third subclause of that law dictates that the longer the thread exists, the higher the chance that the post count of people complaining about puns becomes higher than the number of actual puns.

The subclause is also known as the A.G.T.R amendment (Another Good Thread Ruined).

[GreenNWhiteArmy]

Harbouring ambitions of a long term d-eal

[A Hi-Bee]

Harbouring ambitions of a long term d-eal

Thats a right slippery one, but hearing he has electric pace.

[WeeRussell]

The third subclause of that law dictates that the longer the thread exists, the higher the chance that the post count of people complaining about puns becomes higher than the number of actual puns.

The subclause is also known as the A.G.T.R amendment (Another Good Thread Ruined).

That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

[Davy Mac]

This bit of news has really touched my sole and we've held of the red snappers from the North East for once.

[Since90+2]

Just caught up on this, seems like we've netted a good one.

[Hibbyradge]

Harbouring ambitions of a long term d-eal

Oh, a fine effort spoiled by a mis-spell.

[Hibbyradge]

That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

Manatees! Ooooh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manatees. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny.

[WeeRussell]

Manatees! Ooooh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manatees. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny.

Wait til Willus Fishus hears of this.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The third subclause of that law dictates that the longer the thread exists, the higher the chance that the post count of people complaining about puns becomes higher than the number of actual puns.

The subclause is also known as the A.G.T.R amendment (Another Good Thread Ruined).

My bad - pun not pub - which brings up another Law about being a smart arse :)

[scm70nyd1973]

The third subclause of that law dictates that the longer the thread exists, the higher the chance that the post count of people complaining about puns becomes higher than the number of actual puns.

The subclause is also known as the A.G.T.R amendment (Another Good Thread Ruined).

To be fair - I think that this forum has a good number of - shall we say mature dudes - I am one of them - and we are encouraged to keep using our brains in order to hang in there - puns are good for us - and may I add that the supposed deal isnae on the fishy site yet - getting my coat again as I write 🤭

[Keepthefaith]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

[Vault Boy]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

No one take the bait

[1875Sean]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

Someone is taking the fish

[Up-the-slope]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old carp every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

:greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

We've all had enough

All?

I must be the only sole that enjoys them.

[FitbaFolkKen]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old *carp* every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

FTFY


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[007]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

Maybe don't open threads with puns in the title. Just sayin'

[HoboHarry]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough
This "all" hasn't had enough I can assure you of that.

[AltheHibby]

This "all" hasn't had enough I can assure you of that.

Agreed. We don't need to be koi about sharing puns

[Jones28]

Sadwinz Law:

Sadwinz law , short for Sadwinz law (or rule) of puns, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion on Hibs.net grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of descending into a pub-fest approaches 100%.

Where the player involved is Will Fish the likelihood of the title including a pun is the second most certain thing on Hibs.net

#True :)

A pub fest eh?

Well thats that Royal Nip’d in the bud.

[leith lynx]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

Reely?

[Bristolhibby]

Agreed. We don't need to be koi about sharing puns

I hake when people get upset over puns.

Anyway, back to the thread, I’ve been trawling all over the internet but can’t find any lines on us landing Fish!

Is it time we put this rumour on ice?

J

[CockneyRebel]

He’s back for the new season
Welcome back Mr Fish

Is he married or is he a single fish?

[Jones28]

:greengrin


:faf:

[Diclonius]

FTFY


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Fished that for you.

[hibee-boys]

Wish people would stop carping on about this🤷🏼

[WeeRussell]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

Do not feed the trawl.

[Ronniekirk]

Looks like we haven’t landed him yet Taking a while to Reel him in .Just hope he doesn’t wriggle off the hook at last minute

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

A permanent deal would be great, the manager managed to get a fine tuna out of him last season. Perhaps the lure of European competition has helped to land him.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

On the subject of puns, some of them have been a tad coarse for me.

[AltheHibby]

So many people whaling* over this.

* yes, I do know that a whale is not a fish.

[I'm Spartacus]

Not a chance I'm joining in with these fish puns, scared I'll get battered.....

[Donegal Hibby]

For heaven's hake . Not more puns on the NET . Can we all get back to the main topic in will we land Fish or not?

[Greenbeard]

I hope the speculation is right and has not been made up prawn.

[hibee-boys]

Hope we get him back as he was reel-ly good last season😏

[Liam89]

Sure! Here's an extended list of fish-related football puns based on the player "Will Fish" signing for Hibs:



"Hibs are reeling in a big catch with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to make a splash at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish, Hibs are sure to have a strong defense!"
"Will Fish is the newest addition to Hibs' fish tank!"
"Will Fish is swimming upstream to join Hibs!"
"Hibs have hooked Will Fish to strengthen their squad!"
"Get ready to see Will Fish tackle opponents with precision!"
"Hibs' defense just got a lot more fin-timidating with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to dive into action with Hibs!"
"Hibs have cast their net wide and landed Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to make a splash in the Scottish Premiership with Hibs!"
"Opponents won't stand a chance against the strong defense led by Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is a real catch for Hibs!"
"Hibs have reeled in a talented young defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to tackle any opponent that swims his way at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish in the lineup, Hibs' defense will be off the scales!"
"Hibs have found their new defensive anchor in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is about to make waves at Hibs!"
"Hibs have landed a skilled defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish will be the driving force behind Hibs' watertight defense!"

Remember, these puns are just for fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. Enjoy!

With the puns now completed... please can we keep the thread on track :)

[Hibbyradge]

Sure! Here's an extended list of fish-related football puns based on the player "Will Fish" signing for Hibs:



"Hibs are reeling in a big catch with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to make a splash at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish, Hibs are sure to have a strong defense!"
"Will Fish is the newest addition to Hibs' fish tank!"
"Will Fish is swimming upstream to join Hibs!"
"Hibs have hooked Will Fish to strengthen their squad!"
"Get ready to see Will Fish tackle opponents with precision!"
"Hibs' defense just got a lot more fin-timidating with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to dive into action with Hibs!"
"Hibs have cast their net wide and landed Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to make a splash in the Scottish Premiership with Hibs!"
"Opponents won't stand a chance against the strong defense led by Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is a real catch for Hibs!"
"Hibs have reeled in a talented young defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to tackle any opponent that swims his way at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish in the lineup, Hibs' defense will be off the scales!"
"Hibs have found their new defensive anchor in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is about to make waves at Hibs!"
"Hibs have landed a skilled defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish will be the driving force behind Hibs' watertight defense!"

Remember, these puns are just for fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. Enjoy!

With the puns now completed... please can we keep the thread on track :)

Some of those aren't puns! :grr:

[Liam89]

Some of those aren't puns! :grr:

No worse than most of them in here then :greengrin

[Diclonius]

Sure! Here's an extended list of fish-related football puns based on the player "Will Fish" signing for Hibs:



"Hibs are reeling in a big catch with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to make a splash at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish, Hibs are sure to have a strong defense!"
"Will Fish is the newest addition to Hibs' fish tank!"
"Will Fish is swimming upstream to join Hibs!"
"Hibs have hooked Will Fish to strengthen their squad!"
"Get ready to see Will Fish tackle opponents with precision!"
"Hibs' defense just got a lot more fin-timidating with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to dive into action with Hibs!"
"Hibs have cast their net wide and landed Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to make a splash in the Scottish Premiership with Hibs!"
"Opponents won't stand a chance against the strong defense led by Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is a real catch for Hibs!"
"Hibs have reeled in a talented young defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to tackle any opponent that swims his way at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish in the lineup, Hibs' defense will be off the scales!"
"Hibs have found their new defensive anchor in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is about to make waves at Hibs!"
"Hibs have landed a skilled defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish will be the driving force behind Hibs' watertight defense!"

Remember, these puns are just for fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. Enjoy!

With the puns now completed... please can we keep the thread on track :)

Plenty more in the sea where those puns came from.

[Hibbyradge]

No worse than most of them in here then :greengrin

:greengrin

You have a point, but usually there is an attempt at a fish reference.

Some of the ones you listed are totally aquatic free.

Not that it matters a jot, of coarse...see what I did there? :wink:

[Hillsidehibby]

I hope he’s not angling for a better move

[hibbie02]

One for the oldies…
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[Silky]

Plenty more in the sea where those puns came from.

Cod almighty! He's not even signed yet and folk are getting excited. This could be a red herring and a complete load of Pollocks.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Not that it matters a jot, of coarse...see what I did there? :wink:

Come on eh, I've already used that one! 😊

[147lothian]

Changing topic but what was the net gain for Nisbet?

[Donegal Hibby]

Changing topic but what was the net gain for Nisbet?
Near £2 million squid was the rumour .

[Hibbyradge]

Come on eh, I've already used that one! 😊

I know, but I had a legitimate functional requirement.

Plus, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 😍

[Eyrie]

I know, but I had a legitimate functional requirement.

Plus, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 😍

Still trying to decide which of you used it betta.

[jacomo]

Sure! Here's an extended list of fish-related football puns based on the player "Will Fish" signing for Hibs:



"Hibs are reeling in a big catch with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to make a splash at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish, Hibs are sure to have a strong defense!"
"Will Fish is the newest addition to Hibs' fish tank!"
"Will Fish is swimming upstream to join Hibs!"
"Hibs have hooked Will Fish to strengthen their squad!"
"Get ready to see Will Fish tackle opponents with precision!"
"Hibs' defense just got a lot more fin-timidating with Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to dive into action with Hibs!"
"Hibs have cast their net wide and landed Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is set to make a splash in the Scottish Premiership with Hibs!"
"Opponents won't stand a chance against the strong defense led by Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is a real catch for Hibs!"
"Hibs have reeled in a talented young defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is ready to tackle any opponent that swims his way at Hibs!"
"With Will Fish in the lineup, Hibs' defense will be off the scales!"
"Hibs have found their new defensive anchor in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish is about to make waves at Hibs!"
"Hibs have landed a skilled defender in Will Fish!"
"Will Fish will be the driving force behind Hibs' watertight defense!"

Remember, these puns are just for fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. Enjoy!

With the puns now completed... please can we keep the thread on track :)


Not sure you get to write a list of puns / almost puns and then ask for no more puns.

Trout of order!

[Hibbyradge]

Still trying to decide which of you used it betta.

Stop the clock, Ernie!

:thumbsup:

[McGruber]

Been a while now since this being a 'done deal'. At the risk of setting off the pun brigade, should we be getting anxious? Love to have him back

[JohnM1875]

Been a while now since this being a 'done deal'. At the risk of setting off the pun brigade, should we be getting anxious? Love to have him back

I'm starting to worry about it, aye.

I'm the same as you, would love him back, even if it is just another season long loan.

[WeeRussell]

Yeah, been left on tenterhooks somewhat.

[Billy Whizz]

Yeah, been left on tenterhooks somewhat.

Think there will be some announced on Thursday, when the players are back in

[GreenNWhiteArmy]

Think there will be some announced on Thursday, when the players are back in

The sooner its ofishial the better

[ancient hibee]

Been a while now since this being a 'done deal'. At the risk of setting off the pun brigade, should we be getting anxious? Love to have him back

Only place ( no pun intended:greengrin)it was a done deal was on here.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Hopefully Fish can be a lure to land other players.

[One Day Soon]

Totally agree with all you write.

We will have the same defence that finished the season ready to start the next.

Marshall
Miller
Fish
Hanlon
Stevenson

However, we only have Rocky and the youth team as cover. Need a GK, LB, RB and CB.

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Where's the central midfield playmaker? Ah wait, you're only talking about defence I see.

[One Day Soon]

:greengrin

You have a point, but usually there is an attempt at a fish reference.

Some of the ones you listed are totally aquatic free.

Not that it matters a jot, of coarse...see what I did there? :wink:


Bit of a barbed post.

I can't find any trace of Fish staying for next season on or off line.

[Hibbyradge]

Bit of a barbed post.

I can't find any trace of Fish staying for next season on or off line.

You tackled that one well.

[staunchhibby]

What are we angling for

[WeAreHibs]

These puns are Will Fish!

[AltheHibby]

These puns are Will Fish!

Rhyming slang. Disqualified.

[Eyrie]

These puns are Will Fish!

Do you mean you're cichlid of them?

[147lothian]

Near £2 million squid was the rumour .

I don't think this means were going to have a whale of a time in the transfer market, but we could land a good catch.

[Northernhibee]

If the puns were original then fair enough but it's the same old crap every single effing time, that's what pees me off!

It's like reading the thoughts of primary school children who've been forced to watch re-runs of jasper fu#@!ING carrot!

Just stop lads. We've all had enough

Very true. Puns aren’t clever or funny and are taking over the board.

There’s a sensible football chat shaped hole in this thread and I intend to fillet.

[04Sauzee]

Very true. Puns aren’t clever or funny and are taking over the board.

There’s a sensible football chat shaped hole in this thread and I intend to fillet.

😂

[Hibiza]

Perhaps there are transfer sharks circling.

[Up-the-slope]

Fish glad to be back & relishing the pressure at HibsGood articlepublished at 11:06 5 August
Good article from Will and says a lot about club that he is so positive... speaking well of league good to. Can only help possible future loans with other clubs
11:06 5 August
Will Fish says the demands and pressures of the Scottish Premiership improved him as a player last season and made him determined to return to Hibs.
The 20-year-old defender played 21 times for Lee Johnson's side last term and is back for a second loan spell from Manchester United.
“I think people don’t realise there’s a lot of good players and big strikers in this league,” said Fish, who is set to feature in Hibs' Premiership opener against St Mirren on Sunday.
“There’s a lot of pressure on Hibs - your fans, team-mates and staff demand a lot from you but that was good for me.
“Just dealing with the environment and the pressures of playing up here have been a massive development for me and my career.
“I’m very grateful for the manager and the staff for trusting me. I felt that from the lads in the changing room as well, it’s massive for me and just that extra confidence boost that you need."