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LewysGot2
27-05-2023, 03:53 PM
How many fouls did that ugly cheat commit through the course of the game? Took 89 minutes to caution him, in the meantime he'd committed a number of crude and cynical fouls and seems to be untouchable.

The only shock was his usual double barrelled name (Shankland-Penalty) wasn't used.

His first shocker on Miller was followed by another 5 challenges that could have been carded before the first caution inevitably was dished out to us.

Is he is in the right funny handshake 🤝 club?

Pretty Boy
27-05-2023, 04:05 PM
Shankland has reached the pinnacle of his career and that is at Hearts. That's quite sad really.

matty_f
27-05-2023, 04:50 PM
If it wasn't for his fouls you'd not have known he was playing.

Pedantic_Hibee
27-05-2023, 05:02 PM
That foreheid has got its own postcode. Him and his absolute rat of an interim manager deserve each other.

HIBERNIAN-0762
27-05-2023, 05:10 PM
His tackle on Miller was a disgrace

LewysGot2
27-05-2023, 05:10 PM
That foreheid has got its own postcode. Him and his absolute rat of an interim manager deserve each other.

Shankenstein

greenlex
27-05-2023, 05:11 PM
He will move from the diet huns to the full fat ones in the summer I reckon.

lyonhibs
27-05-2023, 05:12 PM
Shankland has reached the pinnacle of his career and that is at Hearts. That's quite sad really.

Lots of players reach the pinnacle of their career at Hibs. Not sure I quite follow

007
27-05-2023, 05:12 PM
That foreheid has got its own postcode. Him and his absolute rat of an interim manager deserve each other.

Both coming up on Sportsound shortly.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_scotland_mw

Bridge hibs
27-05-2023, 05:18 PM
He will move from the diet huns to the full fat ones in the summer I reckon.

No way they can afford £15m

And 500 tins of pledge for his massive foreheid

Baader
27-05-2023, 05:26 PM
Shankenstein

Brilliant. He shall forever thus be known as this.

SHODAN
27-05-2023, 05:52 PM
Personally would rather call him Vaxxland given he's a COVID conspiracy theorist.

007
27-05-2023, 05:55 PM
Antandec

https://i.ibb.co/3kxHgBt/Screenshot-20230527-185410-Twitter.jpg (https://ibb.co/jHCFng7)

Victor
27-05-2023, 06:13 PM
Antandec

https://i.ibb.co/3kxHgBt/Screenshot-20230527-185410-Twitter.jpg (https://ibb.co/jHCFng7)

C’mon I was just starting my dinner when that image flashed up. Put me right off. That picture should come with a health warning.


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Carheenlea
27-05-2023, 06:24 PM
Antandec

https://i.ibb.co/3kxHgBt/Screenshot-20230527-185410-Twitter.jpg (https://ibb.co/jHCFng7)

A snipers dream

Bridge hibs
27-05-2023, 06:25 PM
A snipers dream

Aye from 500 km away

Imagine him in the army wearing camouflage and you are alongside him, the helmet would be six feet above the trench, and so would his heid

Carheenlea
27-05-2023, 06:27 PM
If it wasn't for his fouls you'd not have known he was playing.

100%

A bang average player who plays for a a club who get a lot of penalties. Good penalty taker to be fair.

GreenArmy1875
27-05-2023, 06:36 PM
Shankland is a decent player. Take the green tinted specks off. He noised up our defenders, drew fouls in good areas, held the ball up well at times and defended well when needed. Aye he is an ar*se but played their game plan perfectly.

Pedantic_Hibee
27-05-2023, 06:39 PM
If he wore a Von Dutch cap he’d touch clouds. Fact.

Onceinawhile
27-05-2023, 06:56 PM
It's note a forehead it's a five head.

Hibby Bairn
27-05-2023, 08:56 PM
I thought Shankland was excellent today. Led the Hearts line well and helped them "manage" the last 20 mins in particular.

hibee-boys
27-05-2023, 09:20 PM
Hate the txxt but exactly the type of player we’ll be looking for when Nisbet leaves on the summer.

wookie70
27-05-2023, 10:02 PM
How he escaped a booking in the first few minutes for the foul on Miller is a mystery. That was a deliberate attempt to hurt an opponent to me. He is a very useful player though and has a way of getting contact on defenders without giving away too many fouls. Nisbet is a far better player but he could have a look at what Shankland does and try to get some of that in his game too.

EastCalderHibby
28-05-2023, 09:41 AM
Aye from 500 km away

Imagine him in the army wearing camouflage and you are alongside him, the helmet would be six feet above the trench, and so would his heid

wankland would be the perfect sub with that periscope