Yamcammers

[Dashing Bob S]

Will always have a soft spot for Larry Kingston and the obscure Chilean guy who was probably the best ever. Who else was a brilliant wage thief for Anderson and the 400,000 uber/dilveroo hordes?

[HoboHarry]

Will always have a soft spot for Larry Kingston and the obscure Chilean guy who was probably the best ever. Who else was a brilliant wage thief for Anderson and the 400,000 uber/dilveroo hordes?

Didnt they pay 850,000 for a winger? Cant remember his name but east European maybe?

[HoboHarry]

Mirsad Beslija? Think that's the gadgie....

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Didnt they pay 850,000 for a winger? Cant remember his name but east European maybe?

Pinilla the chinchilla? (Sorry replied to the wrong post but still stands in the Chilean front) he played the pan pipes apparently.

Larryea is an absolute legend
No effs given for the Jambos. The ultimate wage thief’s wage thief.

[Hibby70]

Loic Damour is a personal favourite of mine 😂

[Pretty Boy]

Who was the guy the signed under Levein to some fanfare a few years ago? He made his debut weeks later, was about 2 stone overweight and miles off the pace. Hooked at HT and Levein basically called him a lazy, fat ******* post match and I'm not sure he was ever seen again.

Think he might have been Czech.

Edit: Just checked. David Vaneneck. 5 appearances and was signed after 34 minutes on debut.

[MrSmith]

Surely the biggest thief was Vlad? :cb

[Aldo]

Malary ‘the best baller in the league’ Martin must surely be up there

[Bostonhibby]

Who was the guy the signed under Levein to some fanfare a few years ago? He made his debut weeks later, was about 2 stone overweight and miles off the pace. Hooked at HT and Levein basically called him a lazy, fat ******* post match and I'm not sure he was ever seen again.

Think he might have been Czech.

Edit: Just checked. David Vaneneck. 5 appearances and was signed after 34 minutes on debut.

To be fair it wasn't the guys fault that Levein signed a semi retired basketball player and you can hardly blame big Dave for thinking Hearts were a legendary Scottish basketball team coached by Craig "the hoop" Levein.

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[southern hibby]

Surely the biggest thief was Vlad? :cb

Heard a little story from a Yam that Vlads niece had shared in hearts too and was being paid a wage even though she never once visited Scotland never mind Tynie. INFACT he told me that her shares are still overseas somewhere and never been sold.

How true this is I’m not sure but he seems to believe it. Then again they believe they’re a big team. Deluded twats the lot of them.

GGTTH

[Gmack7]

Oshaniwa was surely the best, getting ushered through arrivals at the airport from levain

[JimBHibees]

Malary ‘the best baller in the league’ Martin must surely be up there

Brilliant :greengrin

Think it was one of the cup tie replays probably 3 1 where Preston said he knew Hearts were losing when Martin was starting :greengrin

[Hibs4185]

Who was the guy who was going to tear the league up in January? He said he scored goals in ever city he went or something. In his first game, Craig levein called him unfit and overweight or something!

He was a belter or a signing

[Hiber-nation]

Beniuseless was brilliant. Booed off in the Brian Kerr Derby.

[Jim44]

:nade:

[Scouse Hibee]

We’re laughing at them yet we have our own thread about some of the dross we’ve signed over the years!

[overdrive]

Chris Hackett. Was about to sign for us until Hearts gazumped us. Think he ended playing two games for them

[HFC93]

Remember that wee Lee Johnson lad they signed?

[jakedance]

Going back a bit but didn’t Mo Johnston pick up a big salary and not play many games? I think he fell out with the club about something and ended up leaving on a free.

[Greencore]

Will always have a soft spot for Larry Kingston and the obscure Chilean guy who was probably the best ever. Who else was a brilliant wage thief for Anderson and the 400,000 uber/dilveroo hordes?

What did Kingston do?

I do love the Chilean guy who cost them a fortune, left on a free and had a career racking up millions in transfer fees😂

[Just_Jimmy]

They got away with it all. They're laughing at everyone else.

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[Bridge hibs]

Who was the striker who said he scores in every country he plays in, then missed a sitter up at Ross County and was barely seen again

[Pretty Boy]

Gordon Petric took up a significant chunk of the SMG investment. Think he played in the millennium derby. Sure he was mutually consented with about 3 years left on his contract.

[Bridge hibs]

Boaby Burns 🤣

[Northernhibee]

Dylan Bikey.

[blackpoolhibs]

Brian Hamilton.

[eastmainsmsh]

What did Kingston do?

I do love the Chilean guy who cost them a fortune, left on a free and had a career racking up millions in transfer fees😂

Kingston was rumoured to be 12 years older lol

[SHODAN]

Aye it was absolutely hilarious when Hearts spent loads of money they didn't have, won two cups, got into the CL and beat us just about every game. And got away with it. Top bantz.

[Bridge hibs]

Aye it was absolutely hilarious when Hearts spent loads of money they didn't have, won two cups, got into the CL and beat us just about every game. And got away with it. Top bantz.

Aye its **** having bantz in football eh, still ****ing cheating *******s and that should never be forgotten

[HFC93]

Aye it was absolutely hilarious when Hearts spent loads of money they didn't have, won two cups, got into the CL and beat us just about every game. And got away with it. Top bantz.

You seem like a laugh.

[jacomo]

Surely the biggest thief was Vlad? :cb


Now now… that last gasp cash only ‘share issue’ was genuine and Vlad only took the money to Russia with him in a suit case because he was going to sign another World Cup Star for the Jambos.

The lack of actual share certificates can be blamed on a deep state woke anti-Hearts conspiracy. Just so unfair.

[Jones28]

We’re laughing at them yet we have our own thread about some of the dross we’ve signed over the years!

That’s allowed isn’t it?

[SHODAN]

You seem like a laugh.

I didn't find the Romanov era funny at all and would rather forget the whole thing if I'm honest. Sorry.

[Bridge hibs]

I didn't find the Romanov era funny at all and would rather forget the whole thing if I'm honest. Sorry.

But we can laugh at some of their horrendous signings cant we ?

[SHODAN]

But we can laugh at some of their horrendous signings cant we ?

Absolutely, there was some dross under the Neilson first spell when we actually beat them for example, not disputing that at all! My point is half the "bad" Romanov signings still managed to score against us so in the eyes of them they'll have done the job.

[Bridge hibs]

Absolutely, there was some dross under the Neilson first spell when we actually beat them for example, not disputing that at all! My point is half the "bad" Romanov signings still managed to score against us so in the eyes of them they'll have done the job.

Yeah but at the expense of robbed charities, pensions and staff lay offs, that was chronic but was still fun seeing the brutal signings, Rima and her golden sticks, pyjama man and the rest, in and amongst them winning the cups on robbed money a lot of it was ****ing hilarious

[hibees 7062]

You seem like a laugh.

😂

[#2 Double Tap]

Will always have a soft spot for Larry Kingston and the obscure Chilean guy who was probably the best ever. Who else was a brilliant wage thief for Anderson and the 400,000 uber/dilveroo hordes?

i worked in kingstons house in livingston when he played for them, he was a good laugh, we had him singing all the hibs songs.

[cocteautwin]

Whilst on the subject of cash wasted - is there a bigger waste of money in football than the £15m the fans have put in and £25m Anderson has donated these few years? Maybe only Tottenham Hotspur have wasted more than this and no silverware?

The astonishing thing is foundation of hearts have a running total on the front page of their website of how much of their donated cash has been wasted by Budge and Anderson and their fans bandy about the number as if it was something to be proud of. “Look at us - we’ve sent the club £15.2m and we’re 1 point ahead of our local rivals!”

£40m+ and no trophies. Keep wasting the cash Jambo clowns.

[JimBHibees]

Whilst on the subject of cash wasted - is there a bigger waste of money in football than the £15m the fans have put in and £25m Anderson has donated these few years? Maybe only Tottenham Hotspur have wasted more than this and no silverware?

The astonishing thing is foundation of hearts have a running total on the front page of their website of how much of their donated cash has been wasted by Budge and Anderson and their fans bandy about the number as if it was something to be proud of. “Look at us - we’ve sent the club £15.2m and we’re 1 point ahead of our local rivals!”

£40m+ and no trophies. Keep wasting the cash Jambo clowns.

Cracking post

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Loic Damour is a personal favourite of mine 😂

Oh D’Amour
lost the ball
now there losing by two…

[SHODAN]

Oh D’Amour
lost the ball
now there losing by two…

I wanted us to sign Damour purely for the fact we could have made a chant out of that song. What a missed opportunity.

[PatHead]

Aye it was absolutely hilarious when Hearts spent loads of money they didn't have, won two cups, got into the CL and beat us just about every game. And got away with it. Top bantz.

They didn't get into the Champions League. Knocked out in qualifiers.

[Scouse Hibee]

That’s allowed isn’t it?

It is if you don’t do irony!

[HibbyAndy]

Aye it was absolutely hilarious when Hearts spent loads of money they didn't have, won two cups, got into the CL and beat us just about every game. And got away with it. Top bantz.

They never got into the champions league tho

[FilipinoHibs]

Heard a little story from a Yam that Vlads niece had shared in hearts too and was being paid a wage even though she never once visited Scotland never mind Tynie. INFACT he told me that her shares are still overseas somewhere and never been sold.

How true this is I’m not sure but he seems to believe it. Then again they believe they’re a big team. Deluded twats the lot of them.

GGTTH

She owned one of the offshore companies that got shares in exchange for some of the debt that Hearts had with Ukio Bankas Investment Company (UBIC). UBIC owed the debt to Ukio Bank the bank. A complete ponzi scheme that brought the bank down.