Wannabe hardman Steven Naismith is softer than....

[007]

Wannabe hardman Steven Naismith is softer than.... a newborn baby's first s***e.

[Northernhibee]

Steven Naismith once tried shadow boxing, and got knocked out in the first round.

[superfurryhibby]

.....a Mr Whippy cone from the van on the Mound on a very hot day

[gbhibby]

An Andrex toilet roll

[Bostonhibby]

Craig Levein's at Dens Park 1986.

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[Jones28]

A banana left at the bottom of a school bag over the summer holidays.

He also sounds like hes been to the Ian Cathro Elocution School for Feeble Minded Fuds.

[Waxy]

Jellyfish soup