Lewis is tougher than Chuck Norris

[Hibbyradge]

If you know, you know.

Lewis Stevenson has never feigned injury.

[MWHIBBIES]

Lewis once slammed a revolving door.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis can sneeze with his eyes wide open.

[Callyballybe]

When Lewis Stephenson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[Glory Lurker]

Lewis can speak fluent French. In Cantonese.

[Bostonhibby]

If you know, you know.

Lewis Stevenson has never feigned injury.Quality individual who we are lucky to have wearing a Hibs top. Can't tell you how highly I regard the man.

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[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson sleeps with a night light on. Not because Lewis is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Lewis.

[Silversand]

Lewis has lifted both of the major knockout cups in Scottish football.

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[CMac1988]

Lewis once told a joke a Jada Pinkett Smith. Will Smith slapped himself.

[Hibbyradge]

Quality individual who we are lucky to have wearing a Hibs top. Can't tell you how highly I regard the man.

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I agree.

He's as honest a player as I've ever seen. Doesn't dive, he doesn't pretend to have been hit in the face or head, and doesn't claim for things when he knows they're not his.

A bloody gentleman but as tough as nails.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson sleeps with a night light on. Not because Lewis is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Lewis.

You're mistaken.

Lewis Stevenson doesn't sleep.

He waits.

[Mibbes Aye]

You're mistaken.

Lewis Stevenson doesn't sleep.

He waits.

Lewis Stevenson. The only man to have beaten a wall at a game of shapes.

[weedgiehibbie]

Apparently Lewis Stevenson is physically unable to be physically unable

[NAE NOOKIE]

Lewis doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can clap with one hand.

[Northernhibee]

Jesus could walk on water. Lewis Stevenson can swim through land.

[Donegal Hibby]

Running and effort from him today was brilliant . Bags of energy . Superman in green and white with no fear of anything , even kryptonite :greengrin . Absolute legend :not worth

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson can tie his shoelaces with his feet

[zitelli62]

And there is talk of him not getting a contract next season cmon hibs no brainer.

[gbhibby]

The Earth orbits around Lewis Stevenson

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson once uppercutted a horse, and that became the first giraffe.

[Hibbyradge]

When Lewis Stevenson enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on.

He turns the dark off.

[Alex Trager]

I once seen Lewis Stevenson out for a morning swim, he was crossing the Atlantic.

[MWHIBBIES]

Name the ****ing east stand after him.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson runs until the treadmill gets tired.

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson boldly goes where no man has gone before.

[Hibbyradge]

Name the ****ing east stand after him.

👍

[Fratelli]

Sorry, can’t come up with anything remotely funny after an exhausting but brilliant day, but loving this thread…👏👏👏

[leithsansiro]

And there is talk of him not getting a contract next season cmon hibs no brainer.

Which would be ridiculous.
You only know what you’re missing when it’s gone

[SaulGoodman]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

[Ginger Gehagan]

If you know, you know.

Lewis Stevenson has never feigned injury.

Lewis Stevenson is Chuck Norris!!!!!

[Just_Jimmy]

Lewis Stevensons' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Lewis Stevenson.

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[Sweet Left Peg]

Lewis Stevenson has been hired to right the RV Petrel by glancing dismissively in its direction.

[Stantons Angel]

And there is talk of him not getting a contract next season cmon hibs no brainer.

i should think so too!!!
this manager shows no loyalty to Lewis and just wants his wages to spend on yet another has been. he should be shoein the guy respect and let him finish his career here and go into coaching. he deserves to be show he is wanted .

[Glory Lurker]

Lewis Stevenson is Chuck Norris!!!!!

In Chuck Norris's dreams.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson knows exactly what to do with drunken sailors early in the morning.

[Hibbyradge]

i should think so too!!!
this manager shows no loyalty to Lewis and just wants his wages to spend on yet another has been. he should be shoein the guy respect and let him finish his career here and go into coaching. he deserves to be show he is wanted .

:applause:

I'm not sure about the lack of loyalty though.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

The Loch Ness Monster brags about once seeing Lewis Stevenson

[007]

Lewis Stevenson swims with starving pirhanas in Lady Gaga's meat dress.

[HoboHarry]

The Loch Ness Monster brags about once seeing Lewis Stevenson

Nessie lives in the water because he's feart of meeting Lewis on land.

[MWHIBBIES]

Lewis Stevenson is what Willis was talking about

[Fergos]

Lewis Stevenson sleeps with a night light on. Not because Lewis is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Lewis.

The dark sleeps with the light on in fearful respect for LS.

[gbhibby]

God sits at the right hand of Lewis Stevenson.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson didn’t call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone

[Mibbes Aye]

Once a year in Pamplona, loads of people run from the bulls.

The bulls are running from Lewis Stevenson.

[CMac1988]

Name the ****ing east stand after him.

I've always felt that naming the training centre or part of it after Lewis would be fitting.

[s2hart]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

Brilliant 😂😂

[Vault Boy]

The evolutionary chart is just a list of creatures that Lewis Stevenson has decided to let live.

[Partyraiser]

Lionel Messi still tells the story of the time he shared a pitch with Lewis Stevenson

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson never retreats, He just attacks in the opposite direction

[One Day]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

And we have a winner :greengrin

[Willis1875]

Every night before he goes to bed the bogeyman checks under his bed for Lewis Stevenson

[jacomo]

Lee Johnson spent time with the SAS.

The SAS make time for Lewis Stevenson.

[Trinity Hibee]

Brilliant stuff. Great laughs on this thread

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can teach old dogs, new tricks.

[Tambo]

Lewis Stevenson is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

And also quicker than 80 days.

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson can do the fandango in thunderbolts of lightening.

[BoomtownHibees]

Lewis Stevenson was the best thing before sliced bread

[MWHIBBIES]

Lewis Stevenson can speak Braille

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevensons bed makes itself in the morning.

[HibbyAndy]

Lewis Stevenson kin actually walk on water

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson is allowed pudding without eating his main course.

[Northernhibee]

The reason that back in 2014 nobody got a share certificate from their fundraising attempt was because it turns out that Lewis Stevenson actually owns Hearts.

He keeps them in his back pocket.

[Hibbyradge]

When Lewis Stevenson has a massage, he gives the masseuse a happy ending.

[Dashing Bob S]

I’d hope all our players are tougher than a daddy issues Republican who spent most of his career as Bruce Lee’s punchbag.

[Carheenlea]

Lewis Stevenson can stand in a bucket and lift himself up.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Some great stuff in this thread :faf:

[Svengali]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Lewis Stevenson

[blackpoolhibs]

Some great stuff in this thread :faf:

Read this a few times now, but still dont get it?

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can unscramble eggs.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson will narrate Morgan Freeman's life story.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson is not afraid of Grace Jones.

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson will narrate Morgan Freeman's life story.
Tbf I’d love that.

[Svengali]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Lewis Stevenson

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson will narrate Morgan Freeman's life story.

😂😂😂

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

[007]

Read this a few times now, but still dont get it?

Lewis Stevenson gets it.

[HoboHarry]

Read this a few times now, but still dont get it?

Don't let Lewis find out you don't get it or you'll be next.

[blackpoolhibs]

Lewis Stevenson gets it.


Don't let Lewis find out you don't get it or you'll be next.
:greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson gets it.

:applause:

[Mibbes Aye]

When Lewis Stevenson stared into the abyss, the abyss blinked first.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can lose his king at chess and still win.

[blackpoolhibs]

Lewis Stevenson got a hole in one at a par 5, using his putter.

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

When God said “let there be light!”, Lewis Stevenson said “say please”


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[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson can eat a Tynecastle pie and suffer no ill effects.

[BoomtownHibees]

Lewis Stevenson can eat a Tynecastle pie and suffer no ill effects.

Too far

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

Too far

[emoji23][emoji23]


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[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson can turn water into wine

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

Lewis Stevenson can turn water into wine

Jesus had a Lewis Stevenson poster in his bedroom as a young boy


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[Donegal Hibby]

Jesus had a Lewis Stevenson poster in his bedroom as a young boy


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😂😂😂

[Diclonius]

This board is full of boomers. I love it.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson is the reason Wally went into hiding

[007]

As a baby Lewis Stevenson didn't wear nappies. He went commando.

[ErinGoBraghHFC]

As a baby Lewis Stevenson didn't wear nappies. He went commando.

Two reasons, no nappies would fit his already fully developed tree trunk legs, and he was born toilet trained.


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[Donegal Hibby]

Two reasons, no nappies would fit his already fully developed tree trunk legs, and he was born toilet trained.


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Lewis Stevenson is superman and wonder woman's love child

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[Bostonhibby]

Dirty Harry cleaned up his act when he heard Lewis was looking for him.

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[Mibbes Aye]

The speed of light was relatively slow until light heard that Lewis Stevenson was coming for it.

[Bostonhibby]

Vlad the impaler got impaled by Lewis.

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[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson is the 8th wonder of the world .

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson tames lions and tigers blindfolded.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson isn’t worried about rising global oil prices, his vehicles run on fear

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson is the correct answer to the question “What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?”

[HibbyAndy]

Lewis Stevenson doesn't chase shadows , Shadows chase him

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Hibs tried to get Lewis Stevenson tied down to a longer contract, but there is no containing Lewis Stevenson

[Northernhibee]

When anyone posts “lol he’s gonnae pump her”, they’re always referring to Lewis Stevenson

[NAE NOOKIE]

Che Guevara has a Lewis Stevensin T shirt.

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson wrestles porcupines into submission.

[Mibbes Aye]

Global warming could be reversed by having Lewis Stevenson fix his stare at an atlas.

[Spike Mandela]

Covid 19 got vaccinated against Lewis Stevenson……………and it still needs a booster every year.

[marinello59]

Covid 19 got vaccinated against Lewis Stevenson……………and it still needs a booster every year.

Brilliant. :greengrin

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson asked Medusa what she was looking at.

[Is It On....]

If you know, you know.

Lewis Stevenson has never feigned injury.

Ironically Chuck Norris was also mocked by some for his limited repertoire but he was an expert in what he was good at.

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson asked Medusa what she was looking at.
And she turned to stone.

[Donegal Hibby]

If Lewis Stevenson had been Roman it would have been built in a day !

[Carheenlea]

Lewis Stevenson can hear a tree make a noise if it falls down in an empty forest.

[gbhibby]

Lewis went on holiday to the Western Isles so they had to name an island after him.

[Bostonhibby]

One bite from lewis killed a king cobra stone dead.

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[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson put humpty dumpty back together again.

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis ate Freddy Starr's hamster

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[cameronw-hfc]

Seriously though, I've flip flopped on LJ this season, but if he let's Lewis go, regardless of how we do I don't think I'd ever get past it and forgive him. Might be petty but genuinely think I'd hold some level of disgust forever if he doesn't offer him a new deal

[HibbyAndy]

Seriously though, I've flip flopped on LJ this season, but if he let's Lewis go, regardless of how we do I don't think I'd ever get past it and forgive him. Might be petty but genuinely think I'd hold some level of disgust forever if he doesn't offer him a new deal

LS is still the best Left back at the club


I'ts a no brainer

[Northernhibee]

Seriously though, I've flip flopped on LJ this season, but if he let's Lewis go, regardless of how we do I don't think I'd ever get past it and forgive him. Might be petty but genuinely think I'd hold some level of disgust forever if he doesn't offer him a new deal
Agreed.

[007]

Reaction videos just hit 1 billion views of his viral video, 2 Cups 1 Guy.

[hibee_girl]

Seriously though, I've flip flopped on LJ this season, but if he let's Lewis go, regardless of how we do I don't think I'd ever get past it and forgive him. Might be petty but genuinely think I'd hold some level of disgust forever if he doesn't offer him a new deal

I’m with you.

[mixumatosis]

Lewis Stevenson knows what the symbols in Ron Swanson's will mean...

[Glory Lurker]

It was Lewis Stevenson that killed the Dead Sea.

[Hibbyradge]

When Lewis Stevenson gets pulled up for speeding, he lets the policeman off with a warning.

[Donegal Hibby]

When in the company of Lewis Stevenson the invisible man decided to keep a low profile.

[Mibbes Aye]

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that it is impossible to judge the exact position and the exact velocity of an object at the same time.

Heisenberg gave up the physics after seeing Lewis showing for a ball.

[Archie70]

Lewis Stevenson win’s connect 4 in 3 moves

[Hibbyradge]

Mick Jaggar has the moves like Lewis.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson stopped Starship.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson is indeed better than a kwik fit fitter.

[AgentDaleCooper]

No one makes me prouder to be a Hibee than Lewis. I hope he stays long enough to get a second testimonial, gets a statue, a stand named after him and his number retired and a life-time contract as coach/ambassador/vibes or whatever he wants. Legend.

[Donegal Hibby]

When introducing Lewis Stevenson " say hello to my little friend" boasts Tony Montana.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson can convince a conspiracy theorist to see sense.

[AgentDaleCooper]

Lewis Stevenson can convince a conspiracy theorist to see sense.

Lewis is the illuminati

[1875godsgift]

Atlas breathed a sigh of relief when Lewis Stevenson was born.

[JammyDoidger]

Lewis Stevenson isn't hard as nails, nails are as hard as Lewis Stevenson.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can slice meat so thin it only has one side.

[Hibrandenburg]

Eventually, all black holes will be consumed by Lewis Stevenson.

[Bristolhibby]

When Lewis Stevenson's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.

[DIXIHIBS]

This thread is brilliant. No idea where people are getting these sayings...some imagination 😀👍😀

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson breeds unicorns at his dodo farm.

[Jones28]

https://d3tepru76oevpi.cloudfront.net/production/_galleryImage/20728187.jpg

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

[gbhibby]

The Marvel Universe ran away from Lewis Stevenson

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can eat a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille without chewing it.

[Bostonhibby]

After watching Lewis against Hearts Captain America changed his name to Captain Kirkcaldy

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[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson is the reason why telephone boxes still exist on the streets of Edinburgh.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson is the reason why telephone boxes still exist on the streets of Edinburgh.

Which reminds me... Lewis Stevenson can watch YouTube, browse the internet and send emails from public telephones.

[blackpoolhibs]

Lewis Stevenson can sing all the words to come on Eileen.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Some say Jesus could walk on water, well Lewis Stevenson can swim through land

[Bostonhibby]

Somewhere in the Australian Outback crocodiles bask around the billabong telling tales of how they once wrestled with Lewis Stevenson.

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[AgentDaleCooper]

Lewis Stevenson can eat a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille without chewing it.

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles get Lewis Stevenson stuck to their teeth.

[GRA]

Lewis Stevenson CAN believe it's not butter

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson CAN believe it's not butter

:faf: :faf: That tickled me!

Which reminds me... Lewis Stevenson can tickle himself!

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson seen Sid and told him.

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson can light and blow out candles via psychokinesis, also bends Jambos faster than Uri Geller.

[gbhibby]

Danny Dyer has signed up to do a whole series of shows on Lewis Stevenson.

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson can kill two Jambos with one stone

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson kens whits goin’ oan.

[Bridge hibs]

50,000 tons of steel and 6.5m rivets to support the Forth rail bridge, then theres Lewis Stevenson

[Bostonhibby]

50,000 tons of steel and 6.5m rivets to support the Forth rail bridge, then theres Lewis StevensonHaha, Lewis doesn't even need a bridge to get to Fife.

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[Ryan91]

Lewis Stevenson never learns. Lewis Stevenson knows.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson knows if Schrodinger's cat is alive or dead because he created quantum mechanics.

[BoomtownHibees]

Lewis Stevenson’s gonnae pump her

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis got every prize off the conveyor belt in Bruce Forsyth's Generation Game right down to the last cuddly toy.

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[jacomo]

Haha, Lewis doesn't even need a bridge to get to Fife.

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The Firth used to be a tiny burn that even a child could walk across, until that fateful day when Lewis had an uncharacteristic strop.

[Since452]

Lewis doesn't have any hair on his bollocks. Hair doesn't grow on steel.

[1875godsgift]

Lewis plays Russian Roulette solitaire, and wins.

[Bostonhibby]

Seagulls bring chips and ice creams TO lewis.

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[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson once beat the sun at a staring contest

[Svengali]

Mary gave birth to the son of God, his name was actually Lewis Stevenson

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson had a fight with himself, and won

[wookie70]

Swatting Jambos

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtyezrFXgAIqG75?format=jpg&name=900x900

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtyezrFXgAIqG75?format=jpg&name=900x900[/FONT)

[Green Reaper]

Simon does everything that Lewis says

[007]

Simon does everything that Lewis says

Lewis says "**** the Hearts"

[007]

https://d3tepru76oevpi.cloudfront.net/production/_galleryImage/20728187.jpg

The Parting of the Red Sea

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Frankie only went to Hollywood because he was scared of Lewis Stevenson

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson is hated by The Rangers fans, because The Queen used to have a picture of him in her dressing room

[Keith_M]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.


:faf:

[Bridge hibs]

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language, piece of piddle to Lewis though

[Bridge hibs]

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula, but Lewis Allan Stevenson doesnt give a **** about that

[Keith_M]

Lewis Stevenson knows why the chicken crossed the road.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can break one side of a window.

[Billy Whizz]

James Forest was kidnapped by R.L stevenson

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson has won more Scottish Cups than Ronaldo, Messi, Pele, and Lewandowski combined.

[Jones28]

The Parting of the Red Sea

Lewis says hello to Hearts fan

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson knows that the egg came before the chicken.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson is the storm after the calm.

[HibbyAndy]

Lewis Stevenson once turned down a part in Karate Kid movies as he didn't want Mr Miyagi to mentor him , Lewis WAS the mentor

[Radium]

Lewis has danced on the streets of Raith


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[sleeping giant]

Human beings share 98% of their DNA with Lewis Stevenson.

[007]

Lewis Steveson circumcises mohalim....with his big toe nail.

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson can delete the Recycle Bin

[Carheenlea]

Lewis Stevenson can watch an episode of “Mrs Brown’s Boys” in its entirety.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Lewis Stevenson opened Pandora's box, nothing happened.

[Glory Lurker]

Lewis could get somewhere on the staircase to nowhere at Tiny.

[Bristolhibby]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

J

[H18 SFR]

Lewis Stevenson carried Ann Budge’s glass wall at her house in from the street by himself.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson's first car was Optimus Prime.

[Bridge hibs]

No-one knows the recipe for Irn Bru, apart from Lewis Stevenson

[Libby Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson knows where Lord Lucan is

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can make Weebles fall down.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson beat Beowulf at armwrestling.

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson gives red bull wings

[Glory Lurker]

Ghostbusters call Lewis Stevenson.

[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson can explain the handball rule AND the high foot rule.

[Mibbes Aye]

Whiteboards aren't generally made in white. They are made in various colours then shown a picture of Lewis Stevenson.

[007]

Prince Albert has a Lewis Stevenson piercing.

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson's National Insurance number is E=mc2

That's not to insure him for if he is ill. That's to ensure illness is covered in case it contracts Lewis Stevenson.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson is the reason for the questionable stains on George Foulkes chinos

[shetlandhibee]

Lewis Stevenson showed Bear gryls how to find an oasis in a desert!

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can levitate birds!

[Northern Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson does 5000 piece jigsaws face down

[Since452]

Lewis Stevenson steals ice-cream from seagulls

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson was once shot at…. It’s no surprise he caught the bullet in his teeth, spat it in the direction of his shooter… which killed them instantly

[Glory Lurker]

Lewis Stevenson plays Subbuteo with real players he's glued on to curling stones.

[007]

Bank Holiday on 8th May to celebrate the coronation of King Lewis Stevenson I.

[Northernhibee]

When god said “let there be light”, Lewis Stevenson said “say please first”.

[Hibbyradge]

In the unlikely event that Lewis Stevenson dies, he will get ALL the virgins in the world.

[matty_f]

It's Lewis Stevenson who puts sunshine on Leith

[matty_f]

The big bang was a small bang until Lewis Stevenson tackled it.

[Hiber-nation]

Lewis Stevenson controlled one of Jack Reacher's bullets on his thigh and volleyed it back at him.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson won Britain's got Talent by playing Tubular Bells in it's entirety, with a pair of cymbals.

[gbhibby]

When Lewis was born he slapped the midwife.

[leith lynx]

Lewis Stevenson once nutmegged King Kong.

[Just_Jimmy]

Bank Holiday on 8th May to celebrate the coronation of King Lewis Stevenson I.Just King Lewis Stevenson. They'll never be another so no need for the number.

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[blackpoolhibs]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Lewis.

[darwenhibby]

Lewis Stevenson made the Corleone’s an offer they couldn’t refuse!!

[007]

Lewis Stevenson won Britain's got Talent by playing Tubular Bells in it's entirety, with a pair of cymbals.

By jumping 10 feet and heading them (and it was the Multiverse's Got Talent). 😀

[007]

Just King Lewis Stevenson. They'll never be another so no need for the number.

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😀👍

[jacomo]

Lewis Stevenson controlled one of Jack Reacher's bullets on his thigh and volleyed it back at him.


Lewis Stevenson was approached to play a baddie in John Wick but Keanu Reeves knew that no audience would find his character coming out on top plausible.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson knows who put the dogs out!

[HibbyAndy]

Lewis Stevenson declined to go on Love island , He's far to good looking

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can order a Big Mac from Burger King

[007]

Lewis Stevenson read this thread and thought "Meh. I do all that before breakfast."

[Bridge hibs]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Lewis.🤣

Im honestly buckled reading this thread, it has fair cheered me up, pure ****ing adulterated radgness 🤣🤣

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson discovered uranus before William Herschel did

[007]

Lewis Stevenson does Toni & Guy's hair whilst they sing about him in appreciation.

https://youtu.be/Lp2qcCrdBLA?t=53

[Hibrandenburg]

On the first day Lewis said "let there be seven".

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson invented colours.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson invented colours.

Lewis Stevenson can hear colours.

[Glory Lurker]

The sun thinks Lewis Stevenson shines out its backside.

[Since452]

Lewis Stevenson got to the constellation of Ophiucus before Voyager 1.

[Hibbyradge]

Rollercoasters scream while being ridden by Lewis Stevenson.

[HoboHarry]

Anybody that is brave enough to go to sleep next to Lewis Stevenson is worthy of all of our admiration. Mrs Stevenson deserves a thread of her own.