Lewis is tougher than Chuck Norris

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson counted to infinity….twice

[Hibbyradge]

When Lewis Stevenson exercises, the weight machines get stronger.

[Jim Herriot]

Lewis Stevenson could carry Nade.

[marinello59]

Lewis Stevenson could carry Nade.

:top marks

[kentao]

Lewis Stevenson could carry Nade.

:top marks:faf::faf::faf:

[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson hid what Bono was looking for.

[Mibbes Aye]

It was Lewis Stevenson who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

And then he put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Lewis Stevenson 'has' made blood show on a maroon jersey :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson read this thread and thought "Meh. I do all that before breakfast."
Lewis Stevenson didn’t read this thread, he stared it down and it gave him everything he needed to know.

[Bristolhibby]

Lewis Stevensons favourite sex position is Left Back.

He ends with a clean sheet.

J

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson wrote " Treasure Island "

[007]

Lewis Stevenson cuts his toenails with a machete.

[HoboHarry]

Lewis Stevenson cuts his toenails with a machete.
Think you meant he sharpens his machete with his toenails.....

[007]

Think you meant he sharpens his machete with his toenails.....

And his pencils with his bumhole! 🤔

[Hibbyradge]

Orange rhymes with Lewis Stevenson!

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis respectfully declined Chuck's request for an autograph but said he would not litigate if Chuck went for the Lewis tattoo.

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[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson can catch chopsticks with flies.

[007]

Lewis Stevenson knows what deleted posts said.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson cut his own umbilical cord

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis Stevenson cut his own umbilical cordHe's also his own dentist.

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[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson knows what deleted posts said.

😂

[Mibbes Aye]

The Large Hadron Collider was inspired by a Lewis Stevenson shoulder-charge.

It can't replicate the full impact but it keeps the boffins at CERN happy.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can climb waterfalls.

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson built hertz new stand with a Lego set that had a few missing pieces ! .

[HoboHarry]

When Hearts rebuilt Tynie, Lewis waited until they were finished then moved the castle so they couldn't see it anymore.

[Bridge hibs]

The Titanic didnt sink after hitting an ice berg, just ask Lewis Stevenson

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can get blackjack with one card.

[Hibernian Verse]

I really hope he's read this thread. It is the ultimate tribute.

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson solves the countdown conundrum in less than 1 second.

[Bostonhibby]

I really hope he's read this thread. It is the ultimate tribute.Lewis doesn't read, he has a person who does that sort of thing for him.

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[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson uses a hoverboard for a coffee table.

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson thought JAWS was a stickleback !

[fiolex1]

Lewis Stevenson can do one handed press ups with no hands

[cocteautwin]

Hearts have spent £45m of extra donations and still won 2 fewer trophies than Lewis.

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson knows where the SNP money is.

[Pete70]

Lewis Stevenson can do a handstand with both hands tied behind his back.

[darwenhibby]

Lewis force fed Blackpool Hibs a salad!!

[matty_f]

Lewis force fed Blackpool Hibs a salad!!

Let’s not get carried away here.

[tamh]

Get him signed up quickly:flag::not worth

[fiolex1]

Lewis Stevenson told the Terminator he’d be back!

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson solves the countdown conundrum in less than 1 second.

Lewis aced the numbers round with three consonants and two vowels

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can see around corners.

[blackpoolhibs]

Lewis force fed Blackpool Hibs a salad!!

Lewis could drive a bus without fuel. :wink:

[darwenhibby]

Lewis could drive a bus without fuel. :wink:

😂😂🇳🇬🇳🇬

[Donegal Hibby]

Everything Lewis Stevenson touches turns to gold

[gbhibby]

Lewis threw a paper plane in the air hit the SpaceX rocket.

[fiolex1]

Lewis Stevenson can make onions cry

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson head will not go like Shankland's reading this thread !

[Bristolhibby]

Lewis threw a paper plane in the air hit the SpaceX rocket.

The rocket blew up as it didn’t ask Lewis Stevensons permission to leave the Earth. It self destructed out of fear.

J

[Bridge hibs]

Crocodile Dundee shat it from Lewis Stevenson when he threatened to put him in a death roll

[olivebuzzer]

Lewis sweats malt whiskey,urinates Stella and s bits diomands

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson is the only person on the planet who could understand what Cathro was on about in his after match interviews

[Eyrie]

The Big Bang was actually Lewis Stevenson clicking his fingers to start the universe expanding.

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson ate Jaws for breakfast

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson uses Mons Meg as a pea shooter

[HoboHarry]

Lewis uses the Kraken for bait when he goes fishing.

[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson ate the Bermuda Triangle like a giant Dairylea.

[Glory Lurker]

Lewis Stevenson once won an argument with his wife.

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis Stevenson once won an argument with his wife.Can we stick to just facts about lewis here please[emoji6]


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[JimBHibees]

Lewis Stevenson once won an argument with his wife.

But then conceded the argument because he is that kind of guy. :not worth :greengrin

[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson always gets order served correctly in McDonald’s.

[Hibernian Verse]

Lewis Stevenson always gets order served correctly in McDonald’s.

I'm not having that, that is simply impossible even for Lewis.

[One Day]

Lewis Stevenson once won an argument with his wife.

You've taken it to far, no one will believe that :greengrin

[BILLYHIBS]

Wonder if Lewis still gets ID’d

Still looks very young for his age

Probably a product of his healthy lifestyle and fitness regime

I was introduced to him in 2014 he looked about 12 so that takes him up to 21

Legend

[Jones28]

Lewis swims through the Corryvrecken every morning, just because.

He runs there and back too.

[fiolex1]

Lewis Stevenson can cook a minute steak in 10 seconds

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson eats a whole box of shredded wheat for breakfast.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson has never been a virgin

[Jones28]

The Green Giant brand was inspired by Lewis Stevenson

[HoboHarry]

Lewis Stevenson can cook a minute steak in 10 seconds
That's a scurrilous allegation. On seeing Lewis, the cow immediately combusts and cooks itself.

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson beat Usain Bolt over 100m running backwards.

[Hibbyradge]

:greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

He scores when he wants [emoji16]

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[makaveli1875]

Lewis Stevenson won a staring contest with the sun

[Willis1875]

Lewis Stevenson can score goals when everybody around him looks hopeless

[Hibbyradge]

Every record in the Guiness Book of World Records was set by Lewis Stevenson under assumed names.

[Keith_M]

When the going is tough, Lewis carries all ten teammates.

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson can find a way to score when we trail to St Johnstone.

[1two]

Lewis Stevenson can lick his ear with his elbow

[The Pointer]

Lewis Stevenson will score the winner in the 2073 Cup Final.

True dat.

[overdrive]

Lewis Stevenson punches Paul Hanlon in the face after scoring to prove he’s the biggest Hibs legend going!

[HoboHarry]

Lewis Stevenson will score the winner in the 2073 Cup Final.

True dat.

With an assist from his son.

[Partyraiser]

Lewis Stevenson has never been a virgin

I heard he did lose his virginity but he just won it back again

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can wash donuts.

[BoomtownHibees]

With an assist from his son.

With an assist from himself

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson actually can wear a non-iron shirt without ironing it!

[007]

Lewis Stevenson actually can wear a non-iron shirt without ironing it!

Lewis Stevenson irons his shirt while wearing it.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson doesn't need to iron his shirt. He just politely asks it to straighten itself out.

[makaveli1875]

Lewis Stevenson has a better 6 pack than John Collins

[Muirhouse]

Lewis Stevenson is the Vitruvian Man

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson's can referee and operate VAR in a Scottish game better than all Scottish referee's.

[PatHead]

Lewis Stevenson's can referee and operate VAR in a Scottish game better than all Scottish referee's.

I think my one year old granddaughters could though.

[Bristolhibby]

Lewis Stevenson has a better 6 pack than John Collins

John Collins lifted Lewis Stevensons shirt and asked the players if they wanted to look like Lewis.

J

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson walked round the world in 80 minutes because he was taking it easy.

[Eyrie]

City Group are only interested in buying Hibs so they can get a selfie with Lewis Stevenson.

[greenlex]

Lewis Stevenson could score in every game. He chooses not to.

[Bridge hibs]

Boyle bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Boyle bought better butter to make the bitter butter better, according to Lewis Stevenson

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson shaved Rod’s tache

[007]

The BBC pays Lewis Stevenson a license fee to show him in Sportscene highlights.

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis Stevenson shaved Rod’s tache
Lewis Stevenson personally cultivated Rod's tache[emoji16]

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[1875godsgift]

Ten out of ten cat owners said their cat preferred Lewis.

[shetlandhibee]

if Lewis was fly he,d eat spiders!!!:not worth

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson's and Erling Haaland are Twin's and both are robots according to BILLYHIBS :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

Mad Vlad went into hiding because he heard Lewis Stevenson wanted a quiet word with him.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson knew the unknown soldier.

[Greenside]

Lewis doesn't wear his socks over his knees.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson knew the unknown soldier.

Lewis Stevenson lit my fire.

[Mibbes Aye]

On the first day. God created light
On the second day, he created the sky
On the third day, he created land and plants
On the fourth day, he created the sun, the moon and the stars
On the fifth day, he created birds and fish
On the sixth day he created land animals and people.

On the seventh day he was having a rest when the doorbell went. Lewis Stevenson was there with a housewarming present and said "Thought I'd give you a week to settle in before I came to say hello, I've stayed here a while so any questions about anything just give me a shout".

[Svengali]

Lewis Stevenson dog picks up Lewis’ jobbies

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis paid Hearts Lady Haig poppy fund debt. The one that was on their creditors list.

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[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson dog picks up Lewis’ jobbies

That made me laugh!

[jacomo]

Lewis Stevenson's can referee and operate VAR in a Scottish game better than all Scottish referee's.


This is a pretty modest accomplishment.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Arnie took one look at Lewis and announced he wouldn't be back.

[gbhibby]

Lewis Stevenson went on beat the chasers and gave them a 50 second start and still beat them.

[Kato]

The Centre Of The Earth went on a journey to Lewis Stevenson.

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[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson knows how long a piece of string is.

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson knows how long a piece of string is.

Twice the length of its middle to its end.

[Hibbyradge]

Twice the length of its middle to its end.

Hi Lewis 😊

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can blow up a balloon with both of his lips tied behind his back.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson can juggle dachshunds without getting his fingers bitten.

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson doesnt roll his bogies, they roll themselves

[jacomo]

Lewis Stevenson can blow up a balloon with both of his lips tied behind his back.


Balloons spontaneously inflate in the presence of Lewis, just in case they are needed.

The folk who run Kirkcaldy’s party shop don’t like him at all.

[Bostonhibby]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson is the man after midnight

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson coined the phrase "coined the phrase"

[007]

Lewis Stevenson is good mates with Lee Johnson's dad.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson still gets on the bus for a half

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson is the reason Ivan Sproule ran so fast

[Hibbyradge]

Ice has Lewis Stevenson running through its veins

[matty_f]

Lewis Stevenson still gets on the bus for a half

Lewis Stevenson can push his granny off a bus

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson can push his granny off a bus
Whilst doing press ups with the other arm

[Mibbes Aye]

In his 1933 inaugural address, Franklin D. Roosevelt famously said “We have nothing to fear but fear itself”.

Historians now generally agree that FDR never faced one of Lewis’s shoulder charges down by the touchline.

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson regularly donates blood.

Its delivered in buckets and comes from people who dared to cross him.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson can access the Holy Ground😁

[sleeping giant]

The Grand Old Duke of York found Lewis Stevenson at the top of the hill ....

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson put Humpty together again.

[makaveli1875]

Lewis Stevenson can access the Holy Ground😁

The holy ground is wherever Lewis Stevenson happens to be at any given time .

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson signs when he wants to.

[jacomo]

Lewis Stevenson signs when he wants to.


:thumbsup:

[Willis1875]

Hibs didn’t offer Lewis a new contract,a new contract offered itself to Lewis

[Hibbyradge]

Hibs didn’t offer Lewis a new contract,a new contract offered itself to Lewis

Lewis offered Hibs a new contract.

[Bostonhibby]

Lewis offered Hibs a new contract.Hibs woke up in the morning and found a horses Heid in their bed.

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[Donegal Hibby]

Agent 16 does like a contract.

[sleeping giant]

Lewis rowed the boat ashore. Hallelujah

[Eyrie]

Albert Einstein once said "Only three things are infinite: the universe, human stupidity and Lewis Stevenson. And I'm not sure about the universe and human stupidity."

[Hibbyradge]

When Lewis Stevenson goes swimming, sharks hear scary music.

[Donegal Hibby]

Lewis Stevenson would give Usain Bolt a run for his money.

[PatHead]

When Lewis goes to the loo the toilet craps itself

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson can manage a team of under 12s to win the Champions League.

[Carheenlea]

Lewis can get on the end of Paul Hanlon’s long cross field diagonals.

[jacomo]

Agent 16 does like a contract.


Wait… how many times has Lewis signed a fresh contract at Hibs now? And what’s the record for the number of contracts offered by a football club to the same player?

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson was here


https://i.postimg.cc/L41ZwR7X/The-split-apple-rock-4448821244.jpg


He chose scissors.

[makaveli1875]

Lewis stevenson has better hair than Joe Newell

[ZitellZeTime]

Lewis Stevenson once went sky diving and his parachute didn't open, Lewy took at back for a refund.

He's Also able to gargle peanut butter and make a snowman from water/

[One Day Soon]

This may be THE thread that .net was made for.

[Alfiembra]

This may be THE thread that .net was made for.

Lewis Stevenson MADE .net

[ZitellZeTime]

When Lewis Stevenson caught Covid 19, Covid had to get vaccinated to protect itself from Lewy.

[sleeping giant]

Why ruin an excellent thread?

[Hibs4185]

Lewis Stevenson doesn’t see humans and footballs. He sees 1’s and 0’s like Neo from the Matrix

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson built the hospital he was born in.

[theonlywayisup]

Why ruin an excellent thread?

Exactly my thoughts!

There's enough negative threads to criticise our players on Hibs.net! This one has been a humorous celebration of what a great servant Lewis has been to our football club.

I'd urge DH to delete his posts. However, something is telling me that this won't happen so I hope the ADMINS to do that for him.

[ZitellZeTime]

When Lewis Stevenson peels onions, the onions start to cry.

[Up-the-slope]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeb4QLVp3EZUBh9nn6ipvRcfWw88ekv-F4CQ&usqp=CAU
Sperm clinic struggles to deal with Lewis's donation

[Hibbyradge]

The T-rex in Jurassic Park wasn't chasing the car. Lewis Stevenson was chasing the T-rex.

[007]

Lewis Stevenson always keeps a thread on track.

[HoboHarry]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeb4QLVp3EZUBh9nn6ipvRcfWw88ekv-F4CQ&usqp=CAU
Sperm clinic struggles to deal with Lewis's donation

You got mislead there mate, those bags are for the H&S equipment needed to take the sample - goggles, asbestos gloves, full body armour etc. Containers like these are needed for substances that dangerous and volatile....

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[jacomo]

Lewis Stevenson always keeps a thread on track.


Doesn’t he just?

I am, as ever, in awe.

[ZitellZeTime]

You got mislead there mate, those bags are for the H&S equipment needed to take the sample - goggles, asbestos gloves, full body armour etc. Containers like these are needed for substances that dangerous and volatile....

27218

I laughed at the first one then this made it even better. Quality thread and brings some laughter to the forum.

[Hibs4185]

Lewis Stevenson, NM and some of the players did the kilt walk the other night.

Lewis had completed 10 laps without breaking a sweat by the time the rest had done 1

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson, NM and some of the players did the kilt walk the other night.

Lewis had completed 10 laps without breaking a sweat by the time the rest had done 1

For most kilt wearers the sgian dubh is an accessory.

For Lewis it’s what he shaves with.

And no fannying about with foam either, he just dips the knife in 25yo Highland Park (and then downs it).

[HoboHarry]

For most kilt wearers the sgian dubh is an accessory.

For Lewis it’s what he shaves with.

And no fannying about with foam either, he just dips the knife in 25yo Highland Park (and then downs it).

Aye right, Sgian Dubh's are for pansies like Desperate Dan. Lewis uses an angle grinder with a tungsten tipped disc to shave.....

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis cuts his toe nails with a Stihl saw

[Northernhibee]

If Lewis Stevenson were to lay each of the team mates he’s played with over the years end to end, nobody would dare question him.

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson didn't even blink when the Big Bang took place.

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis Stevenson didn't even blink when the Big Bang took place.


That's because Lewis Stevenson precedes the Big Bang. The Big Bang was actually the noise made when his testicles dropped. Before he was even born.

[Keyser Sauzee]

Off track slightly but by my calculations Lewis needs 50 appearances to become all time leading appearance maker in all comps. Do we think he’ll get there?

[BILLYHIBS]

Off track slightly but by my calculations Lewis needs 50 appearances to become all time leading appearance maker in all comps. Do we think he’ll get there?

Would be some achievement to match or overtake the ‘ Gay Gordon’ one of the all time greats who must be streets ahead in games actually played given all the charity exhibition and friendly matches that great side played

To answer your question I hope so a fantastic professional and role model for any youngster coming through the ranks today

[Hibbyradge]

Off track slightly but by my calculations Lewis needs 50 appearances to become all time leading appearance maker in all comps. Do we think he’ll get there?

It's possible, and I'd like that to happen, but I doubt it.

He was already being sidelined by Doig so I can't imagine he'll remain first choice for much longer.

[EdinMike]

587 app total according to the tweet this morning, so you’d expect him to get to another milestone of 600 !

[NAE NOOKIE]

Buddha has Lewis Stevenson statues in his garden :greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

I was talking about this light hearted and amusing thread just now and my mate (who has been drinking a bit) just said you can see Lewis Stevenson from the moon.

I'm not convinced as he hasn't even been to the moon, and I don't think Lewis needs to seek that sort of low level exposure, the sun maybe, but not the moon.

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[Northernhibee]

I was talking about this light hearted and amusing thread just now and my mate (who has been drinking a bit) just said you can see Lewis Stevenson from the moon.

I'm not convinced as he hasn't even been to the moon, and I don't think Lewis needs to seek that sort of low level exposure, the sun maybe, but not the moon.

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It's dangerous for the sun to look directly at Lewis Stevenson.

[Bostonhibby]

It's dangerous for the sun to look directly at Lewis Stevenson.That's what I was thinking, he has his own planetary system, he made it out of Lego at half time

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[worcesterhibby]

It's dangerous for the sun to look directly at Lewis Stevenson.

When Lewis is out, the sun puts on factor 50

[MagicSwirlingShip]

Buddha has Lewis Stevenson statues in his garden :greengrin

😁😁😁

[One Day Soon]

It's dangerous for the sun to look directly at Lewis Stevenson.

Like

[BT58]

Lewis Stevenson knows the difference between margarine and butter....
B

[Fratelli]

Artificial Intelligence is scared of Lewis Stevenson…

[HoboHarry]

The 39 Steps turns into an elevator when Lewis approaches.

[Hibbyradge]

In space, Lewis Stevenson can hear you scream.

[gbhibby]

Lewis has just bought a Tesla he doesn't need to charge the batteries the batteries charge themselves when Lewis tells them to.

[Donegal Hibby]

Clubs in the Saudi pro league want to sign Stevenson but don't have enough money.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Lewis Stevenson COULD build Rome in a day.

[Bridge hibs]

When the King sees Stevenson he bows

[makaveli1875]

Freddie krueger has nightmares about Lewis Stevenson

[Bridge hibs]

When Stevenson went skinny dipping the Meg **** itself and swam away

[Bridge hibs]

When Stevenson visited the Vatican the smoke turned green and white

[blackpoolhibs]

Lewis has just bought a Tesla he doesn't need to charge the batteries the batteries charge themselves when Lewis tells them to.

Lewis buys nothing, he was given the Tesla.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson does know much about history

[Up-the-slope]

The BIG BANG was Lewis slamming the cludgie door after letting it all out

[Eyrie]

When Lewis Stevenson meets the irresistable force, it stops.

When Lewis Stevenson meets the immovable object, it moves.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

The BIG BANG was Lewis slamming the cludgie door after letting it all out

The Big Bang happened when Lewis Stevenson lost a staring contest. Time was created at that very moment and the Universe has been expanding away from him ever since

[Hibbyradge]

The Big Bang happened when Lewis Stevenson lost a staring contest. Time was created at that very moment and the Universe has been expanding away from him ever since

No-one will ever believe that!. :rolleyes:

[MagicSwirlingShip]

No-one will ever believe that!. :rolleyes:

There’s only so long one man can look at himself in the mirror

[Hibbyradge]

There’s only so long one man can look at himself in the mirror

That does not apply to Lewis Stevenson.

[MagicSwirlingShip]

That does not apply to Lewis Stevenson.

Lewis Stevenson is the exception to every rule

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can talk about Fight Club.

[Northernhibee]

Lewis Stevenson threads never drop off the main page, page two just becomes the most important one.

[gbhibby]

SAS learn their stuff at the Lewis Stevenson's boot camp

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson can rotate his foot clockwise and draw a number six in the air at the same time.

[Mibbes Aye]

In 1969 the Rolling Stones released their fine album Let It Bleed. Its closing track was the very popular "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

After some open and frank discussions between Lewis and Messrs Jagger and Richards, the Rolling Stones changed the title of their song to "You Can't Always Get What You Want, Unless You Are Lewis Stevenson In Which Case You Don't Need To Get What You Want, Because You Take What You Want, And In Any Case You've Got It Already'

[Mibbes Aye]

Following a raised eyebrow and a softly-muttered "Really?' from Lewis, the renowned German philosopher Immanuel K ant changed his name to Immanuel Kan.

[1875godsgift]

With a balanced regime of gentle encouragement and 'tough duck love' from Lewis, Orville can now fly right up to the sky.

[Andy Bee]

In 1969 the Rolling Stones released their fine album Let It Bleed. Its closing track was the very popular "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

After some open and frank discussions between Lewis and Messrs Jagger and Richards, the Rolling Stones changed the title of their song to "You Can't Always Get What You Want, Unless You Are Lewis Stevenson In Which Case You Don't Need To Get What You Want, Because You Take What You Want, And In Any Case You've Got It Already'

Fake news, I'm calling this out, Lewis Stevenson doesn't discuss, frankly or otherwise, especially with mere mortals like Jagger or Richards. Lewis Stevenson just does.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis Stevenson got justice for Calimero

[Prof. Shaggy]

Lewis Stevenson wrote his Ninth Symphony without bothering with the other eight.

[Mibbes Aye]

Lewis enjoyed a well-earned nap going to Brooklyn.

[Hibbyradge]

Lewis enjoyed a well-earned nap going to Brooklyn.

Very good 😊

[Mike Berry]

Lewis Stevenson got justice for CalimeroFavourite one so far [emoji106]

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[MagicSwirlingShip]

Lewis Stevenson sneezes with his eyes open. Watching you

[Mibbes Aye]

When Lewis finally calls it a day as a player, the number 16 will be 'retired'. Not by Hibs, just universally.

We will refer to 16 as 15+1 (it will be 17-1 on the continent).

[Hibs4185]

NATO have warned Vladimir Putin that if he ever uses nuclear weapons in Ukraine, they’ll have no option other than to send Lewis Stevenson in.

Putin now hides in a bunker, terrorised by metal images of the hibees number 16.

[Northernhibee]

According to Terry Butcher, Lewis Stevenson can never take away the fear of Lewis Stevenson.

[Bridge hibs]

Lewis Stevenson demolished the hot chicken challenge, he ate every chicken in sight, including the customers chicken, he even licked his fingers and rubbed his eyes

[Up-the-slope]

Tesla are investigating replacing their motors with a Lewis Stevenson (AKA the Human Dynamo) facsimile

[Hibbyradge]

https://i.postimg.cc/vmPh3Ty9/84979dbd2575840eef7d6b6842a7a305.jpg

Many thanks to Hibee 😊

[Bridge hibs]

https://i.postimg.cc/vmPh3Ty9/84979dbd2575840eef7d6b6842a7a305.jpg

🤣

[Berwickhibby]

With Lewis Stevenson now added to our guest list please book your tickets now to support this great cause. The Spiral Weave Kirkcaldy 01592 32320

Thursday 23 November in Kirkcaldy a 2 course meal to help raise money to buy a defibrillator with Pat Nevin also in attendance 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

[greenlex]

https://i.postimg.cc/vmPh3Ty9/84979dbd2575840eef7d6b6842a7a305.jpg

Many thanks to Hibee 😊
:greengrin:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[sleeping giant]

Lewis Stevenson attended a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and some cheese sandwiches.

[Swedish hibee]

When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Lewis was already there.

[gbhibby]

When Lewis went on Beat the Chasers he gave them a 40 second head start and still beat all six

[Northernhibee]

Lewis dumped Taylor Swift and released a banging album about it

[Sweet Left Peg]

When Roald Amundsen reached the South Pole in 1911, he found Lewis Stevenson was already there doing keepy uppies with an elephant seal.

[Greensunshine]

When Lewis Stevenson went to A&E with a broken leg, the ultra sound guy became the 2nd coolest guy in the hospital……and the hip replacement guy became the third 😜

I’ll get my coat. 😂

[Eyrie]

Lewis Stevenson said it was a little chilly as he left home without a coat when it was -10C, but the planet misunderstood and immediately started global warming.

[1875godsgift]

Lewis Stevenson doesn't retire.

He just lets everybody else have a go.

[Bobo]

100 years from now, when we're all dead and gone, Lewis Stevenson's name will still be etched firmly into the history of our Football
Club.

He will be remembered for everything he achieved wearing the famous Green and White of Hibernian and will be a tough act for any player to follow.

There is no greater accolade. 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 🏆🏆

[CockneyRebel]

Lewis Stevenson got justice for Calimero


Brilliant!

[scuttle]

Lewis won the Eurovision song contest for Britain

[sleeping giant]

Lewis seen Sid and told him.

[blackpoolhibs]

When Lewis Stevenson tell a joke about Will Smith's wife, Will slaps his wife.