Lj trying to get fish

[brydekirk]

Football insider, don't know if true

[Hibernian Verse]

Football insider, don't know if true

Hope so, but can't see it happening. He just signed a 5 year deal at Utd.

[Diclonius]

Would be a huge catch if we could land Fish, don't think the tide's in our favour though unfortunately.

[Hibbyradge]

Would be a huge catch if we could land Fish, don't think the tide's in our favour though unfortunately.

Even if he was available, I think he'd be a few squid out of our reach.

I know. I deserve to be battered for that.

[big gogs]

Even if he was available, I think he'd be a few squid out of our reach.

I know. I deserve to be battered for that.
I had to trawl through pages for this.

[Jones28]

He's proving to be a dab hand at defending, and he's getting amongst the bass-ists and goals too. Johnson has done really well to get a tuna out of him.

Mackeral.

[hibby rae]

Football insider, don't know if true

I think they're just trying to reel people in with that story

[LunasBoots]

Maybe get another year's loan since we've been giving him game time, he's actually rated pretty well in the youth setup at United, he's only out on loan to further his development

[HoboHarry]

We'll have to push the boat out to land Fish.

[CapitalGreen]

Hope so, but can't see it happening. He just signed a 5 year deal at Utd.

Unless he’s signed another one since June 2022, he signed a 3 year contract which now has 2 years remaining.

[McSwanky]

I'm glad we're looking into younger options, Hanlon is fin ished at this level.

[HoboHarry]

I'm glad we're looking into younger options, Hanlon is fin ished at this level.
No he isn't.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

We would have a better chance landing him with Rod.

[JimBHibees]

We would have a better chance landing him with Rod.

:greengrin

[Iain G]

Maybe get another year's loan since we've been giving him game time, he's actually rated pretty well in the youth setup at United, he's only out on loan to further his development

We can offer him a first team plaice.

[McSwanky]

No he isn't.I don't think he deserves his plaice in the team any more

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[Iain G]

I don't think he deserves his plaice in the team any more

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Hey, find your own fish pun! :greengrin

[JimBHibees]

Probably better to sign for us may flounder at EPL level or alternatively flourish like Bream at Fulham :rolleyes: :greengrin

[Donegal Hibby]

Rock fish would be very tasty :greengrin

[leith lynx]

Future Hibs sKIPPER?

[cameronw-hfc]

Football insider are a notoriously shocking site. Very very rarely ever actually get anything right so id take this with a pinch of salt.

[Hibees1973]

Maybe we could offer Henderson as bait to Man Utd in the hope of catching Fish.

[Iain G]

Sounds a load of pollocks to me, eel be an in demand player, he could sign for us or anemone of ours

[Irish_Steve]

Herring good things about him these days

[Svengali]

Even if we have no chance of getting Fish, I’d just put in a bid for the sheer Halibut

[leith lynx]

Herring good things about him these days

Yes, hope he lingers with us.

[Hibees1973]

Cod help us if we can't keep Fish. Would leave us with Hanlon as our sole Centre Half.

[Just Alf]

Lot of flopping around on this thread

[Donegal Hibby]

Maybe we could offer Henderson as bait to Man Utd in the hope of catching Fish.
To pull that deal off we would need a shark and man u to have a complete chump .

[leith lynx]

Lot of flopping around on this thread

Maybe time to hit it on the head?

[Broxburn Greens]

Football insider are a notoriously shocking site. Very very rarely ever actually get anything right so id take this with a pinch of salt.

And vinegar?

[Dunbar Hibee]

Hilarious stuff

[Hibbyradge]

No he isn't.

Whoosh:greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

Football insider are a notoriously shocking site. Very very rarely ever actually get anything right so id take this with a pinch of salt.

And sauce.

[WestCoastHibby]

His future is on the line,

[Donegal Hibby]

If you think of a Betta pun , be sure to drop us a line

[cameronw-hfc]

Patrick McP has tweeted it, should be true given he's posted it. Football Insider with their first solid tip 😂

[McSwanky]

Even if we have no chance of getting Fish, I’d just put in a bid for the sheer Halibut

:top marks:thumbsup:

[Iain G]

Hopefully he realises coming here to play regular first team football will help him achieve his goal of international football, he is eligible to play for Whales and also qualifies as a Fin.

[McSwanky]

Hilarious stuff

I get the feeling you don't like it when we trout out all the old puns then?

[Speedy]

I'm glad we're looking into younger options, Hanlon is fin ished at this level.

He's no fin ished, he's only twenty-hake

[ehf]

I’m perched on the edge of my seat awaiting further news.

[Radge70]

He'll be gutted when he leaves us to go back to Man Utd but, on a personal level, at least that will mean he's ready to step up to the plate

[HFCbingo]

I fancy him rejoining for another loan but can't see a permanent move.

[wookie70]

You don't have to cast the net too far to land a good one. Hope he puts Penn to paper and signs on the line. Definitely one to carp about

[Hibbyradge]

LJ must have him asked if he fancied staying and he must be keen to, so that might tip the scales in our flavour.

It would be a tasty piece of business if we could poach him.

[Alfred E Newman]

His future is on the line,

He’s had his chips.

[ChilliEater]

The s-tench of bad puns is overwhelming in here.

[leith lynx]

If we don't get Fish for the centre half position next season, who's going to fillet?

[Eyrie]

The s-tench of bad puns is overwhelming in here.

It really pisces some people off.

[007]

The s-tench of bad puns is overwhelming in here.

Yes, they're well below parr.

[leith lynx]

I fancy him rejoining for another loan but can't see a permanent move.

Wonder who would shoalder most of his wages for another season?

[McSwanky]

He's no fin ished, he's only twenty-hakeTo be fair to Hanlon, he has schooled him well

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[Iain G]

He would be a brill signing.

[Kato]

Well tomorrow is Friday.

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[CentreForward]

No way are we going to be the sole club after him. There’ll be dozens of clubs trawling through footage of him and hoping to catch him in the summer window. They’ll be especially keen seeing he put the ball in the net against Killie.

[Svengali]

I’ve Haddock up to here with this thread

[ehf]

I’ve Haddock up to here with this thread

Sick to the gills with these dreadful piscine puns.

[Diclonius]

This is the best thread in hibs.net history.

Geddit, net

[Hibbyradge]

No way are we going to be the sole club after him. There’ll be dozens of clubs trawling through footage of him and hoping to catch him in the summer window. They’ll be especially keen seeing he put the ball in the net against Killie.

Yes, I think eel be away in the summer.

[leith lynx]

Yes, I think eel be away in the summer.

Hopefully the close season will help findus a way to keep him.

[CropleyWasGod]

Hopefully the close season will help findus a way to keep him.

Kensall will have a bird's eye on the situation.

[blackpoolhibs]

If we cant get Fish to sign, i hope LJ has his fingers in some other pies.

[007]

Fish will soon outgrow the SPFL, he's destined to reach those supper echelons of the game.

[leith lynx]

Make no bones about it, I sincerely hope this transfer doesn't flounder.

[leith lynx]

Fish will soon outgrow the SPFL, he's destined to reach those supper echelons of the game.

Spawny git if he does.

[Hillsidehibby]

Back of the net

[Alfred E Newman]

Yes, I think eel be away in the summer.

He wants back down south. I heard The Gills are interested.

[Donegal Hibby]

He wants back down south. I heard The Gills are interested.
I've heard the seagulls want fish

[Alex Trager]

We should get a category put in by the admins (Puns)

[Ardenttwo]

I've heard the seagulls want fish


I expect this will flounder. He will be playing at another plaice next season

[Irish_Steve]

It would be a ray of sunshine if got him. Maybe we should go for yon bloke Zander too…

Cliff Pike to land the deal

[Interpol]

Man utd want to sell him but don't want him playing for anybody else! When will they learn you can't have your fishcake and eat it?

FWIW I think he'll stay, he loves life in edinburgh and has an amazing flat, I think it's in Chowderhall

[leith lynx]

Man utd want to sell him but don't want him playing for anybody else! When will they learn you can't have your fishcake and eat it?

FWIW I think he'll stay, he loves life in edinburgh and has an amazing flat, I think it's in Chowderhall

Gilmerton surely?

[Irish_Steve]

Fishwife’s Causeway??

[Billy Whizz]

Back to the serious stuff, if LJ is presuming Fish, he must have been given some encouragement from him

[007]

Fishwife’s Causeway??

He's not married. He's a Single Fish. 🤔

[Billy Whizz]

He's not married. He's a Single Fish. 🤔

Think he’s got a sole mate though

[Bridge hibs]

Think he’s got a sole mate though

Neil Lemon ?

[Alfred E Newman]

Think he’s got a sole mate though

She’s a bit of a tartar though.

[007]

Think he’s got a sole mate though

So much for back to the serious stuff. Just couldn't resist it could you? 😀

[leith lynx]

She’s a bit of a tartar though.

Sauce?

[Lago]

He'll never land him.

[Interpol]

Verbal agreement could be wrapped up by the end of the weekend. Kensall still chipping away

[Irish_Steve]

So much for back to the serious stuff. Just couldn't resist it could you? 😀

He can’t kelp himself from joining in

[McSwanky]

He can’t kelp himself from joining in

Musseling into the thread, spoiling it for everyone. Bit shellfish if you ask me.

[leith lynx]

Verbal agreement could be wrapped up by the end of the weekend. Kensall still chipping away

Hopefully that's not codswallop.

[leith lynx]

Musseling into the thread, spoiling it for everyone. Bit shellfish if you ask me.

Aye, he's some bouy.

[JohnM1875]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

[1875godsgift]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

Batter? Did somebody say batter?

[Hibs1969]

Man utd want to sell him but don't want him playing for anybody else! When will they learn you can't have your fishcake and eat it?

FWIW I think he'll stay, he loves life in edinburgh and has an amazing flat, I think it's in Chowderhall

I heard he had a plaice up in Buckstonefish.

[McSwanky]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.In your opinion. It's cheered me up a fair bit the last couple of days.

Horses for courses my man, live and let live.

"Tragic" indeed [emoji849]

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[Iain G]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

Tragic Fish Platter you mean? 🤣

I think you are one of those internet trawls I keep herring about.

[Ralphy C]

Tragic Fish Platter you mean? 🤣

I think you are one of those internet trawls I keep herring about.
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

[Alfiembra]

I harbour no doubts that the boat hasn’t sailed on this deal. Fish will sign on the dotted line and will be the catch of the day.

[Irish_Steve]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

I think the puns are brill.

[leith lynx]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

Think you have scaled the depths of miserablism there, cheer up and you'll soon be hooked.

[leith lynx]

I think the puns are brill.

Fish power!

[staunchhibby]

Bit of trawling going onlol:greengrin

[Irish_Steve]

Bit of trawling going onlol:greengrin

I’ve seine it all now

[Viva_Palmeiras]

I think there must be a name for the Hibs.net equivalent law of puns - similar to Godwin’s Law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

[007]

I think there must be a name for the Hibs.net equivalent law of puns - similar to Godwin’s Law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

Good win's Law

[Brummie_Hibs]

Oh my cod, can this plaice just stop talking pollocks.

All I'm herring is bad fish puns. Youse may all be having a whale of a time, but I've haddock enough of it.

You've all had your chips, so now let's get back to talking about Fish.

[Hibbyradge]

Good win's Law

Goodfins law

[leith lynx]

Oh my cod, can this plaice just stop talking pollocks.

All I'm herring is bad fish puns. Youse may all be having a whale of a time, but I've haddock enough of it.

You've all had your chips, so now let's get back to talking about Fish.

Fingers or cakes?

[007]

Goodfins law

Codfins Law

[Hibbyradge]

Codfins Law

Goodwin's claw.

[Irish_Steve]

I fear the admins may lock this thread and all these puns will be fin-ished

[ehf]

I fear the admins may lock this thread and all these puns will be fin-ished

I think it’s run its coarse.

[Brummie_Hibs]

Fingers or cakes?
I know I'm no angel, but I think you'll risk driving folk bananas if you start cake puns.

Stop now before you biscoff everybody.

[Iain G]

I know I'm no angel, but I think you'll risk driving folk bananas if you start cake puns.

Stop now before you biscoff everybody.

Now where are my baking scales...?

[BH Hibs]

Yet another thread, if anyone needed proof, that puns are never funny.

Tragic forced patter.

Is it too late to say I’m sorry?

[Irish_Steve]

Is it too late to say I’m sorry?

Probably, some of the puns are bowfin.

[ancient hibee]

He’ll do well if his career matches Harry Haddock’s.

[Svengali]

I’ve been delighted with Fish, since he came in.

He’s really come out of his shell since that mistake in the derby

[Bostonhibby]

He’ll do well if his career matches Harry Haddock’s.He's the sort of player that the legendary all round athlete Alf Tupper would like, especially if we signed Joseph Chipolina from Lincoln Red Imps to sort out our defensive problems. What a partnership they'd be.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230313/6bd3116a8f8171ec56a6cabd2905793b.jpg

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[Hibbyradge]

It would be great to get him signed longer term. I hope LJ gets all his ducks in a roe for this.

[Iain G]

It would be great to get him signed longer term. I hope LJ gets all his ducks in a roe for this.

I fear it will take a huge bill to get him signed up. Eider we get him or we don't.

[007]

I fear it will take a huge bill to get him signed up. Eider we get him or we don't.

I canardly wait.

[Iain G]

I canardly wait.

Feather or not he signs, don't let it get you down.

[leith lynx]

It would be great to get him signed longer term. I hope LJ gets all his ducks in a roe for this.

Other clubs will be angling, time to get our skates on to get this over the line, fin gers crossed.

[leith lynx]

I fear it will take a huge bill to get him signed up. Eider we get him or we don't.

We would be quackers not to..

[Sweet Left Peg]

A pun thread....WAHOO!

[leith lynx]

A pun thread....WAHOO!

Do not buy your fish from there.

[Iain G]

A pun thread....WAHOO!

Surely you mean WAREHOU! :greengrin

[Alfiembra]

This thread has got me hook line and sinker.

[Hibees1973]

Other clubs will be angling, time to get our skates on to get this over the line, fin gers crossed.

You are right. Just heard Arbroath are in for Fish. Dick Campbell is smoking out those interested as he wants Fish to be his new sKipper.

[Eyrie]

You are right. Just heard Arbroath are in for Fish. Dick Campbell is smoking out those interested as he wants Fish to be his new sKipper.

I heard differently so that's just pollocks.

[Sweet Left Peg]

Surely you mean WAREHOU! :greengrin

I do not.

[Iain G]

I do not.

Are you sure? It's very catching and good for the sole.

[ancient hibee]

Have we not netted this guy yet?

[Since452]

He's not as carp as Porteous I'll give him that.

[Hibbyradge]

If he plays well, along with the rest of the team, on Saturday, we might be able to know Celtc off their perch.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

We still stuck on the puns? Is there a chance of getting the thread back together or will all threads relating to this guy end the same way?

[Svengali]

I’m herring from cliffe pike that if we offered Fish a permanent deal eel be happy to sign.

For the love of cod, Hibs. Get it done.

That’s it, I am trout.

[Iain G]

I’m herring from cliffe pike that if we offered Fish a permanent deal eel be happy to sign.

For the love of cod, Hibs. Get it done.

That’s it, I am trout.

Hopefully Hibs are keeping a Birdseye on this...

[Donegal Hibby]

Hopefully Hibs are keeping a Birdseye on this...
Don't worry , my mates will sort it out 😉.
https://youtu.be/1UxS1PrH6Nc