Where Are Ben & Ron?

[Chuck Rhoades]

Don’t expect communication frequency like the Fontaine of knowledge but their complete lack of it, even prior today, is embarrassing. Are they back from Qatar yet?

[Iain G]

Ron is in his Llama sanctuary in Peru, rolling around in all the money he has made from Hibs and working out a new job for his son.

Ben has been stuck in a sunbed in a tanning place down Leith Walk for the last 6 hours as the closing mechanism has jammed. Which is a shame as he had a pint waiting for him at the Eastway Tap.