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Hibbyradge
17-10-2022, 11:32 PM
Why is it so enjoyable? 🤧

Alfiembra
18-10-2022, 06:06 AM
Why is it so enjoyable? 🤧

Depends on your age and pelvic floor condition. :agree:

NORTHERNHIBBY
18-10-2022, 06:14 AM
Nothing beats a decent clear out. Especially when you have three or four breaths in first.

Hibbyradge
18-10-2022, 10:05 AM
Depends on your age and pelvic floor condition. :agree:

:hilarious

Just_Jimmy
18-10-2022, 11:02 AM
It's not? I hate it.

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Hibbyradge
18-10-2022, 11:19 AM
It's not? I hate it.

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Really? I'm surprised.

I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.

Bridge hibs
18-10-2022, 11:37 AM
Really? I'm surprised.

I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.Yeah total anti climax, I induce mines with a cotton bud. Was sneezing like mad when I had covid, Wife went bonkers as I pebble dashed the dug and the walls, very often 🫣

Just_Jimmy
18-10-2022, 01:29 PM
Really? I'm surprised.

I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.I sneeze about 6 or 8 times and it's violent. [emoji1787] I detest it.

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Hibrandenburg
18-10-2022, 04:55 PM
It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.

Hibbyradge
18-10-2022, 05:05 PM
It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.

Except the sex is over quicker.

NORTHERNHIBBY
18-10-2022, 07:27 PM
It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.

Thought you meant that you usually need a hankie to clean it up.

Jones28
19-10-2022, 07:23 AM
Except the sex is over quicker.

I’m very rarely left unsatisfied by a sneeze.

bingo70
19-10-2022, 08:46 AM
This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

Pisses me right off.

Bridge hibs
19-10-2022, 09:56 AM
This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

Pisses me right off.I love a right good lung cleansing sneeze, surprised my bollox havent followed, theres time yet 🫣

Scouse Hibee
19-10-2022, 02:53 PM
This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

Pisses me right off.

An absolutely bursting for a pee and accompanying tsunami sneeze can be very challenging!

sleeping giant
19-10-2022, 03:44 PM
I can sneeze whenever I like. A wee pull on the nostril hairs and bless me.😁

WeeRussell
19-10-2022, 10:11 PM
This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

Pisses me right off.

I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!

Hibrandenburg
20-10-2022, 04:26 AM
I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!

Are wee still talking about sneezing?

Bridge hibs
20-10-2022, 05:16 AM
I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!You know when you can literally feel your lungs wobbling that you have produced a world class sneeze. Anything less is amateur 🤣

WeeRussell
20-10-2022, 11:46 AM
Are wee still talking about sneezing?

That’s snot what we’re talking about anymore 😁

Hibrandenburg
21-10-2022, 04:33 AM
That’s snot what we’re talking about anymore 😁

Then the game's a bogey.