Billy The Fish

[hibsbollah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qi571LBOM

Will Fish Signs On Loan! - Hibernian FC (https://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/article/will-fish-signs-on-loan)

Maybe its just me, but why hasn't more been made of this?? Did nobody read Viz? Is it a generational thing??

We've actually signed Will T Fish. Billy The Fish.

[Northern Hibby]

26163

I thought he was a goalkeeper

[hibsbollah]

26163

I thought he was a goalkeeper

Still, the whole things just weird. Who's next, Sid the Sexist? Johnny Fartpants?

26164

[Lancs Harp]

Should have made an offer for Roy Race

[ChilliEater]

Buster Gonad would be a difficult centre half for strikers to get round, although probably not the most mobile.

[AngloHibs]

Definitely a generational thing. I still have a subscription to Viz, and I'm 57 🤣

[Hibbyradge]

A goalkeeper at centre half? He'll be like a fish out of water.

In fact, I'm quite excited by this signing aa I think he could be very good for us.

He's come through the ranks at Man U which in itself is no mean feat, and he's been kept on a pro contract. He's being loaned out to give him experience at a higher level and get him closer to EPL standard.

Having said that, if Porto and Hanlon stay fit, and Rocky recovers, he may not get a lot of time on the pitch. :dunno:

[hibsbollah]

Life imitates art :faf:

[G15 Hibs]

Is Shakin' Stevens available?

[G15 Hibs]

And when will we discover that Ron Gordon is, in fact, a cardboard replica with a tape recorder taped to the back?

[worcesterhibby]

judging by the language in the East stand when our midfield gets the ball I think Roger Melly is a supporter !

[sadtom]

Has Brown Fox signed for the women’s team? (I might start going along!)

[wookie70]

We need a Roger Mellie type at centre half. Hearts already signed the Bottom Inspectors

[Irish_Steve]

We need the Fat Slags to patrol the east side touch line, no chips would ever reach an opponent again

[sadtom]

And of course Johnny X will be perfect to do the ‘unseen work’.

[Bostonhibby]

Remember Billy the Fish well, very underrated, should have had much more success than he did but was held back by being part fish, I just don't know what the worlds come to when a partial piscean can't reach the very top in his chosen profession, especially when the likes of Tudor-Jones, Rowan Vine etc seemed to make a living at it.

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[Hibiza]

Get in " Mrs Brady , she's an old lady " to run the catering.

[Bostonhibby]

Get in " Mrs Brady , she's an old lady " to run the catering.Not for me, the Drunken Bakers are the men for the job, they'll sort the pies out

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[HoboHarry]

We need the Fat Slags to patrol the east side touch line, no chips would ever reach an opponent again
They could be the half time cheerleaders too....

[Is It On....]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qi571LBOM

Will Fish Signs On Loan! - Hibernian FC (https://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/article/will-fish-signs-on-loan)

Maybe its just me, but why hasn't more been made of this?? Did nobody read Viz? Is it a generational thing??

We've actually signed Will T Fish. Billy The Fish.

A few people on other threads are about as happy as Roger Mellie 🙂

[WoreTheGreen]

Is Shakin' Stevens available?

Nah he’s painting the green door

[Carheenlea]

Do I win £5?

[Irish_Steve]

They could be the half time cheerleaders too....

Jeez oh, that would be worse than watching the team play

[ancient hibee]

Papers will be desperate for him to get a game so they can use their Fish battered by Nouble headlines.

[Glory Lurker]

Get those "Drink Milk", "Eat Crisps" ads on the new ribbon.

Spoilt B****** has two houses. One at Ibrox, the other at Parkhead.

[Hibiza]

Not for me, the Drunken Bakers are the men for the job, they'll sort the pies out

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:top marks

[hibsbollah]

26163

I thought he was a goalkeeper

If he DOES establish himself in the team, this visual has to be a Tifo for a Hampden appearance. Or a tattoo :greengrin

[mutley]

We need a Roger Mellie type at centre half. Hearts already signed the Bottom Inspectors

Nah, surely Roger would be doing the commentary


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[basehibby]

Announce Spawny Get

[Bostonhibby]

Nah, surely Roger would be doing the commentary


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[007]

He's already wearing the right colour.

https://i.ibb.co/VSnmpjQ/de8zktn-156b1b5d-ed8e-4166-b470-017a165e3ca5.png (https://ibb.co/r68sf7c)

[degenerated]

Still, the whole things just weird. Who's next, Sid the Sexist? Johnny Fartpants?

26164There's been a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus, the magna farta edition, sitting on my desk along side actual work related publications for as long as I can remember, certainly close on 20 years. :greengrin

[degenerated]

The adverts were always top notch too26171261722617326174

[hibsbollah]

There's been a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus, the magna farta edition, sitting on my desk along side actual work related publications for as long as I can remember, certainly close on 20 years. :greengrin

That reflects well on you.

Although that depends on your employer I suppose (the Catholic Church? A pre school nursery?)

[Smartie]

The removal of the Profanisaurus from it’s permanent residency next to the toilet is one of the negatives as my bachelor pad has first evolved into a flat with partner and on into a family home.

[Radge70]

26163

I thought he was a goalkeeper

His name was actuary Billy Thomson, just like the Dundee Utd goalkeeper of the same era

[hibsbollah]

His name was actuary Billy Thomson, just like the Dundee Utd goalkeeper of the same era

It wasn’t his actual name, because he is a cartoon character. It’s not real life football.

See, we can all play pedant bingo :aok:

[Keith_M]

Don't we have a poster on here called 'Billy The Fish'?

[Aim Here]

It wasn’t his actual name, because he is a cartoon character. It’s not real life football.

See, we can all play pedant bingo :aok:

Hey, Dundee United might not play real-life football but Billy Thompson was a real goalkeeper!

[hibsbollah]

Hey, Dundee United might not play real-life football but Billy Thompson was a real goalkeeper!

I know, look at my age, I grew up watching football in the 80s :greengrin
But still, he wasn’t half pished :cheers:

[Keith_M]

....
But still, he wasn’t half pish.


:shocked:

[Bostonhibby]

It wasn’t his actual name, because he is a cartoon character. It’s not real life football.

See, we can all play pedant bingo :aok:I'm not having that, if an automaton can be arbitrarily appointed as Prime Minister why can't Billy the Fish be a real life living half fish half human?

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[lapsedhibee]

I'm not having that, if an automatron can be arbitrarily appointed as Prime Minister why can't Billy the Fish be a real life living half fish half human?


Ooh!

[Bostonhibby]

Ooh![emoji23]

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[Irish_Steve]

I'm not having that, if an automaton can be arbitrarily appointed as Prime Minister why can't Billy the Fish be a real life living half fish half human?

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I though that was the French President