Wtf.

[blackpoolhibs]

A Hamilton accies fan has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after raping numerous chickens of which at least 15 died due to the abuse

Dad-of-two Shane Waters has previously been convicted of having sex with a horse and donkey, saying in a police interview that he could not control his 'urges' with regards to sexual intercourse and animals.

The court heard how Waters, 40, also admitted to having sex with his pet Great Dane, who would bite him and growl while he did so.

Waters came to police attention after a farmer found four dead and several unwell-looking chickens in a shed on his farm in Stonehouse on 18 September.

After checking his CCTV, the farmer found footage of a man entering one of the chicken sheds - which had been bolted shut - and remaining inside for around 20 minutes.

Prosecuting, Barbara Webster said: "After [the farmer] had reviewed the CCTV he went back in and found 11 dead chickens. He formed the view that something sexual had happened to them."

Police were contacted while the RSPCA carried out an investigation, finding traces of Waters inside two of the chickens.

After the arrests for offences relating to the chickens, an examination was carried out on Waters' dog, when traces of semen were found.

Webster said: "In his interview, the defendant admitted going onto the farm intending having sex with the chickens.

"He admitted he had been on the farm on nine previous occasions and told officers he would say sorry to the chickens when he was finished.

"He also admitted to having sexual intercourse with his Great Dane at his address. He admitted that when he had sex with her. He said he knew she didn't like it and would growl and bite him."

Sentencing, Judge Sara Dodd imposed a criminal behaviour order on Waters, banning him from owning or keeping animals.

He must also sign the sexual offenders register.

Dodd said: "This is a case which is as unusual as it is disturbing. On two occasions on the 18th and 19th of September you broke into chicken sheds at the farm.

"You penetrated the anus of a number of chickens and ejaculated. As I understand at least 15 died as a result of your sordid sexual activity.


Imagine admitting he's a Hamilton Accies fan.

[scoopyboy]

A Hamilton accies fan has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after raping numerous chickens of which at least 15 died due to the abuse

Dad-of-two Shane Waters has previously been convicted of having sex with a horse and donkey, saying in a police interview that he could not control his 'urges' with regards to sexual intercourse and animals.

The court heard how Waters, 40, also admitted to having sex with his pet Great Dane, who would bite him and growl while he did so.

Waters came to police attention after a farmer found four dead and several unwell-looking chickens in a shed on his farm in Stonehouse on 18 September.

After checking his CCTV, the farmer found footage of a man entering one of the chicken sheds - which had been bolted shut - and remaining inside for around 20 minutes.

Prosecuting, Barbara Webster said: "After [the farmer] had reviewed the CCTV he went back in and found 11 dead chickens. He formed the view that something sexual had happened to them."

Police were contacted while the RSPCA carried out an investigation, finding traces of Waters inside two of the chickens.

After the arrests for offences relating to the chickens, an examination was carried out on Waters' dog, when traces of semen were found.

Webster said: "In his interview, the defendant admitted going onto the farm intending having sex with the chickens.

"He admitted he had been on the farm on nine previous occasions and told officers he would say sorry to the chickens when he was finished.

"He also admitted to having sexual intercourse with his Great Dane at his address. He admitted that when he had sex with her. He said he knew she didn't like it and would growl and bite him."

Sentencing, Judge Sara Dodd imposed a criminal behaviour order on Waters, banning him from owning or keeping animals.

He must also sign the sexual offenders register.

Dodd said: "This is a case which is as unusual as it is disturbing. On two occasions on the 18th and 19th of September you broke into chicken sheds at the farm.

"You penetrated the anus of a number of chickens and ejaculated. As I understand at least 15 died as a result of your sordid sexual activity.


Imagine admitting he's a Hamilton Accies fan.

I fail to see how being a Hamilton Accies fan would come to light in this court case!!!!

[Just Alf]

A Hamilton accies fan has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after raping numerous chickens of which at least 15 died due to the abuse

Dad-of-two Shane Waters has previously been convicted of having sex with a horse and donkey, saying in a police interview that he could not control his 'urges' with regards to sexual intercourse and animals.

The court heard how Waters, 40, also admitted to having sex with his pet Great Dane, who would bite him and growl while he did so.

Waters came to police attention after a farmer found four dead and several unwell-looking chickens in a shed on his farm in Stonehouse on 18 September.

After checking his CCTV, the farmer found footage of a man entering one of the chicken sheds - which had been bolted shut - and remaining inside for around 20 minutes.

Prosecuting, Barbara Webster said: "After [the farmer] had reviewed the CCTV he went back in and found 11 dead chickens. He formed the view that something sexual had happened to them."

Police were contacted while the RSPCA carried out an investigation, finding traces of Waters inside two of the chickens.

After the arrests for offences relating to the chickens, an examination was carried out on Waters' dog, when traces of semen were found.

Webster said: "In his interview, the defendant admitted going onto the farm intending having sex with the chickens.

"He admitted he had been on the farm on nine previous occasions and told officers he would say sorry to the chickens when he was finished.

"He also admitted to having sexual intercourse with his Great Dane at his address. He admitted that when he had sex with her. He said he knew she didn't like it and would growl and bite him."

Sentencing, Judge Sara Dodd imposed a criminal behaviour order on Waters, banning him from owning or keeping animals.

He must also sign the sexual offenders register.

Dodd said: "This is a case which is as unusual as it is disturbing. On two occasions on the 18th and 19th of September you broke into chicken sheds at the farm.

"You penetrated the anus of a number of chickens and ejaculated. As I understand at least 15 died as a result of your sordid sexual activity.


Imagine admitting he's a Hamilton Accies fan.Bloody weird, also, what does the team he support add to the story? :confused:

[blackpoolhibs]

Just delved into it a bit more, panic over he's not a Hamilton fan, he's from Accrington.:wink:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

That's not just a fowl, that's a red card offence.

[Hibby70]

That's not just a fowl, that's a red card offence.

A Rhode Island Red card offence surely 😁

[Bridge hibs]

Suddenly Ive just went right off chicken 🤮

[Stairway 2 7]

Coq au vin

[Keith_M]

You **** one sheep!!

:grr:

[Stairway 2 7]

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

[lapsedhibee]

Bloody weird, also, what does the team he support add to the story? :confused:

Adds a bit of colour to an otherwise run-of-the-mill Lanarkshire court report?

[Sylar]

Can't un-read....

[hibsbollah]

All anyone has to do is watch Aardman Films ‘Chicken Run’ movie and they will have enough pun ammunition to make this a 50 pager…

[Wilson]

All anyone has to do is watch Aardman Films ‘Chicken Run’ movie and they will have enough pun ammunition to make this a 50 pager…

Aye, but I'd also run out of Kleenex.

[Bostonhibby]

Could this conviction finally see the noisy neighbours thread on the PM board closing?

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[Stairway 2 7]

Could this conviction finally see the noisy neighbours thread on the PM board closing?

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Don't tell me this was hermitcrab 😳

[Hibbyradge]

Aye, but I'd also run out of Kleenex.

:faf: :thumbsup:

[SaulGoodman]

This is how we end up with **** like Covid

[hibsbollah]

This is how we end up with **** like Covid

Bird flu.

[Hibby70]

This is how we end up with **** like Covid

Think I just got it from a crowded train to be fair.

[Moulin Yarns]

Why did he go for chickens when there is a large black diving bird related to the cormorant that sounds like a willing participant(only way to bypass the swear filter) 😉

[Hibernia&Alba]

What a deviant. No sympathy for him, but think of his poor kids and his family - everyone knowing what he's been jailed for. You would have to move away.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight.

[greenlex]

Why did the chicken cross the Road?

[Bostonhibby]

There's no way he'd have taken on Foghorn Leghorn

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[Smartie]

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight.

I thought you might have had a more creative suggestion for chicken on the bone than that.

[Jones28]

There's no way he'd have taken on Foghorn Leghorn

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Ah say boy

[Bostonhibby]

Ah say boy[emoji23][emoji23]

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