Generic Hibs.net post

[Lester B]

During lockdown I had a lot of time on my hands so I constructed a super computer here at Lester Mansions. It’s called Shallow Thought v.7062. I’ve fed every single post for the period since covid and it’s produced what I hope is the ultimate post here.

Need to fill in some details but it goes along these lines:

[player] is the worst player in [position] since [previous player]……bang average…….wage thief…….[use of done instead of did]….Hibs class……[player] is worst player ever in [player’s position]…..imposter….[use of went instead of gone]…..gratuitous Hearts reference…..[player] is worst player to wear shirt in all my [number] years of watching Hibs…not Hibs class….pining for previous player who wasn’t that good…..if [incident] happens I’m not going back…bed wetter/happy clapper [use one or other]….emoji used inappropriately…..why is [player] on bench…why is [player] not in starting 11….opinion about Paul Hanlon ….relegation….misspelling of player’s name. ….GGTTH

It’s not perfect but I’m getting there.

[SaulGoodman]

0/10

No mention of accepting mediocrity.

[Lester B]

0/10

No mention of accepting mediocrity.

Probably also needs a mention of 4th place too. It’s a work in progress.

[Hibbyradge]

I'm surprised "lol he's going to pump her" didn't flag up.

It may not be used as frequently as the others but it's a weighty quote.

[Jones28]

Have you got an adult content filter on or something?

[Bostonhibby]

Could (insert washed up / finished/never was ex Hibs player here) still do a job for us?

Bring him home......

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[Lester B]

Have you got an adult content filter on or something?

****ing right I do.

[Jones28]

****ing right I do.

:faf:

[Jones28]

Adam Le Fondre's name needs to crop up every August and January.

[Lester B]

Could (insert washed up / finished/never was ex Hibs player here) still do a job for us?

Bring him home......

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Yeah. Those seem familiar. 😃

[cabbageandribs1875]

"there's a player in there"

[Lester B]

Adam Le Fondre's name needs to crop up every August and January.

Oh that’s a good one.

[Lendo]

During lockdown I had a lot of time on my hands so I constructed a super computer here at Lester Mansions. It’s called Shallow Thought v.7062. I’ve fed every single post for the period since covid and it’s produced what I hope is the ultimate post here.

Need to fill in some details but it goes along these lines:

[player] is the worst player in [position] since [previous player]……bang average…….wage thief…….[use of done instead of did]….Hibs class……[player] is worst player ever in [player’s position]…..imposter….[use of went instead of gone]…..gratuitous Hearts reference…..[player] is worst player to wear shirt in all my [number] years of watching Hibs…not Hibs class….pining for previous player who wasn’t that good…..if [incident] happens I’m not going back…bed wetter/happy clapper [use one or other]….emoji used inappropriately…..why is [player] on bench…why is [player] not in starting 11….opinion about Paul Hanlon ….relegation….misspelling of player’s name. ….GGTTH

It’s not perfect but I’m getting there.

Saving this as a template for future use. Much appreciated

[tonyrougier123]

Surprised it never picked up “not renewing”

[Lester B]

"there's a player in there"

Oh yes. He does a lot of unseen work too

[Smartie]

Oh yes. He does a lot of unseen work too

Yeah, but he's got a heart the size of pea.

[Lester B]

Surprised it never picked up “not renewing”

And after all your work on your catchphrase too. ;-)

[McHibby]

Pfft. No mention of the Matty Jack role?

[Bostonhibby]

Pfft. No mention of the Matty Jack role?Or the Showumni brothers, all 3 of them[emoji6]

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[HoboHarry]

Or the Showumni brothers, all 3 of them[emoji6]

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Or Jordi Cruyff and a bus.

[hibbydog]

Calendar signing ?

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Interesting… some I nights have expected to see…

Could X Do a job for us?
Riordan,, Sparky/Griffiths,Stevenson
Yams / Jambos / Huns
Eye-bleeding
Sportsound / sportscene

[OldEast]

Interesting… some I nights have expected to see…

Could X Do a job for us?
Riordan,, Sparky/Griffiths,Stevenson
Yams / Jambos / Huns
Eye-bleeding
Sportsound / sportscene

OMG "eye bleeding" makes me cringe every time I read that ridiculous phrase.

[Newcastlehibby]

“His legs have gone”.

[jacomo]

Saving this as a template for future use. Much appreciated


It’s not good enough for where we want to be as a cliche ridden chat board.

:wink: