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Greenbeard
14-01-2022, 06:12 PM
Can't see this being a success in Leith offies. They claim it's 55% proof, although this is disputed, as is its age. Officially, it's been ageing for less than 10 years. It's well balanced apparently. This is due to the ergonomically designed bottle - easy to hold by the neck, and well balanced when it is hurled through the air in the direction of folk wearing green. It has an intense aroma - of ****.


https://www.douglaslaing.com/collections/rangers/products/rangers-fc-winter-edition-scotch-whisky?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=rangers-conversions&utm_content=single-image-rfc-winter&utm_term=rangers-fans&fbclid=IwAR365PlYmtHqpKDFIuNYPs-1pT65QjBqyt5BdoKysLYNlUSP1J4PEej4kfI



WARNING: Drink too much of it and your nose turns blue.

Eyrie
14-01-2022, 07:11 PM
The aftertaste is bitter orange with an undercurrent of bile.

ahibby
14-01-2022, 07:28 PM
The aftertaste is bitter orange with an undercurrent of bile.

How is Whisky made I mean what exactly is Liquidated?

Since452
14-01-2022, 07:30 PM
I love a dram but couldn't pay me to drink that.

gbhibby
14-01-2022, 09:37 PM
They will need to take the scarf off the bottle before they throw it at our players.
Notice that incident was brushed under the carpet.

Pagan Hibernia
15-01-2022, 07:36 AM
A very staunch dram

Hibernian Verse
15-01-2022, 07:41 AM
They've missed a trick by not making it £55.00.

£40 for a pish blended whisky - they'll lap it up.

Green Reaper
15-01-2022, 08:59 AM
I’m surprised in the advert that it actually says ‘The Rangers’

hibbyfraelibby
15-01-2022, 09:17 AM
Are they charging 16.90 a nip?

Mick O'Rourke
15-01-2022, 09:26 AM
Are they charging 16.90 a nip?

And best drunk out of a flute glass

Bostonhibby
15-01-2022, 09:33 AM
They could market it with a mini replica Petrofac trophy to drink it out of.

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CLASS OF 72 -73
15-01-2022, 09:37 AM
TBF it could be a ten year old malt to celebrate when they were formed in 2012:greengrin

Green Reaper
15-01-2022, 10:08 AM
And best drunk out of a flute glass

10/10

Radge70
15-01-2022, 10:26 AM
If you mix it with cream you get bailiffs

CockneyRebel
15-01-2022, 10:31 AM
If you mix it with cream you get bailiffs

:top marks