PDA

View Full Version : Saturday morning laugh



Unseen work
18-09-2021, 09:18 AM
If you want a good laugh by some massively delusional fans I would recommend reading the below thread

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/193768-hibernian-soccerball-franchise/

You’re welcome

Hibernian Verse
18-09-2021, 09:27 AM
They're really hurting that we're in a good position on and off the field. The odd comment suggesting that, but in the main desperate middle-aged men trying to make themselves feel better.

Since452
18-09-2021, 09:30 AM
They're really hurting that we're in a good position on and off the field. The odd comment suggesting that, but in the main desperate middle-aged men trying to make themselves feel better.

That's it really. It's foolish for them not to acknowledge that we are in a very good place at the moment. Likewise they seem to be getting their house in order. I can live with that as long as we continue to outperform them.

Unseen work
18-09-2021, 09:34 AM
The comments regarding Boyce, Woodburn, Nisbet and Doig really does make you laugh.

One was saying Boyce played at a much higher level than Nisbet….Ross County and Burton where he was largely injured.

Woodburn granted had potential when he was younger and looked good last week but has done nothing for years.

Nisbet and Doig are bang average though.

Danderhall Hibs
18-09-2021, 09:38 AM
Read the first page or so - I know we’re all a bit biased but for them to be effectively agreeing that Levein was right to release Doig is mental. “Every time I’ve seen him he’s been poor”. We’ve played them twice since he’s been in the team so unless they were distracting themselves from the championship roller coaster last season they’ll have barely seen the laddie.

We all do it I suppose - same goes for their number 6 that they thinks the new Pogba or Scholes and we think he’s the boy Nisbet nutmegged and Boyle blew over with his pace.

Since452
18-09-2021, 09:39 AM
The comments regarding Boyce, Woodburn, Nisbet and Doig really does make you laugh.

One was saying Boyce played at a much higher level than Nisbet….Ross County and Burton where he was largely injured.

Woodburn granted had potential when he was younger and looked good last week but has done nothing for years.

Nisbet and Doig are bang average though.

They were absolutely raving about Woodburn last week. In reality it was another game where he hasn't scored continuing the same trend he had at Blackpool etc. They absolutely hype up their players to obscene levels, always have always will.

Scouse Hibee
18-09-2021, 10:11 AM
They were absolutely raving about Woodburn last week. In reality it was another game where he hasn't scored continuing the same trend he had at Blackpool etc. They absolutely hype up their players to obscene levels, always have always will.

To be fair he looks a very decent player and brings far more than just scoring goals.

Danderhall Hibs
18-09-2021, 10:25 AM
To be fair he looks a very decent player and brings far more than just scoring goals.

He looked decent - did they sign him or is he on loan?

ahibby
18-09-2021, 10:47 AM
The comments regarding Boyce, Woodburn, Nisbet and Doig really does make you laugh.

One was saying Boyce played at a much higher level than Nisbet….Ross County and Burton where he was largely injured.

Woodburn granted had potential when he was younger and looked good last week but has done nothing for years.

Nisbet and Doig are bang average though.

Thats interesting because if Doig is bang average why did they end up using three players to stop him on the left. Divide bang average by three what do you get? One third of bang average I suppose.

evy
18-09-2021, 10:47 AM
He looked decent - did they sign him or is he on loan?

Season long loan

JohnM1875
18-09-2021, 10:57 AM
He looked decent - did they sign him or is he on loan?

That's just is though. He looked decent. No more than that.

Their banging on about him like he's the second coming of Messi. He's not even their player.

Same with Baningime. Looked decent. Good first half and quiet second half. When you watch the highlights a good few of our chances come by actually playing through him.

Scouse Hibee
18-09-2021, 11:09 AM
That's just is though. He looked decent. No more than that.

Their banging on about him like he's the second coming of Messi. He's not even their player.

Same with Baningime. Looked decent. Good first half and quiet second half. When you watch the highlights a good few of our chances come by actually playing through him.

Baniingime was MOM and looks a very good signing for them.

CMurdoch
18-09-2021, 11:12 AM
Every fans forum is the same.
A lot of ignorance but it doesn't stop them voicing their opinions about players.

I've lost count of the folk on here that proudly tell you they haven't heard of well known players playing in the SPFL.
They only watch Hibs and are largely ignorant of Scottish football but Jo Bloggs is useless etc etc.
The same folk told us Woodburn was useless before last weeks game so nothing unique to kickback.

Juniper Greens
18-09-2021, 11:17 AM
I'll be honest. I didn't think their number 6 was any good, but I thought Woodburn looked decent. Perceptions eh? Was amazed when I saw replays comments after the match.
As long as we continue our recent upward trend, which we appear to be, I couldn't care what they do. It'll be disappointing if they pip us to 3rd as the prize for that this season is a game changer

andrew70
18-09-2021, 11:18 AM
Baniingime was MOM and looks a very good signing for them.

He was awarded MOM he most certainly wasn’t though. Good player but definitely not the best on the pitch last week. We played through him easily.

flash
18-09-2021, 11:19 AM
Baniingime was MOM and looks a very good signing for them.

He wasn't really though.

JohnM1875
18-09-2021, 11:20 AM
He was awarded MOM he most certainly wasn’t though. Good player but definitely not the best on the pitch last week. We played through him easily.

Exactly. Listen, I'm not saying doesn't look like a good signing in the early stages, it does. But he's some messiah. Suppose Heart's aren't used to having decent players these days so to them he probably looks like a god.

Since452
18-09-2021, 11:56 AM
You would think Baningime and Woodburn were Messi and Ronaldo the way they go on. Against us one got megged and left lying on his backside and the other got subbed off. Not saying they aren't decent players but Hearts fans already saying Baningime will be sold for millions. They said the exact same thing about Cole Stockton.

Scouse Hibee
18-09-2021, 12:07 PM
He wasn't really though.

Well I thought he was and so did the folk who awarded it, all about opinions.

Keith_M
18-09-2021, 12:23 PM
Well I thought he was and so did the folk who awarded it, all about opinions.


MoM is a strange one, as it's (normally) always a home player, no matter how good the opposition are.

Peevemor
18-09-2021, 12:24 PM
MoM is a strange one, as it's (normally) always a home player, no matter how good the opposition are.It used to be decided by pissed-up fans after an afternoon's hospitality - I imagine that's still the case.

Danderhall Hibs
18-09-2021, 12:31 PM
It used to be decided by pissed-up fans after an afternoon's hospitality - I imagine that's still the case.

I think he was the sky sports mom - so Andy Walker or Kris Boyds pick?

Craig Gordon got the sponsors one.

Since452
18-09-2021, 12:32 PM
Craig Gordon was Hearts best player in the derby by miles

CMurdoch
18-09-2021, 12:33 PM
You would think Baningime and Woodburn were Messi and Ronaldo the way they go on. Against us one got megged and left lying on his backside and the other got subbed off. Not saying they aren't decent players but Hearts fans already saying Baningime will be sold for millions. They said the exact same thing about Cole Stockton.

Cole Stockton is the top scorer in the English 1st Division this season. 8 goals in 8 games.
Scored a magnificent goal last week!

MWHIBBIES
18-09-2021, 12:36 PM
Stupid isn't a strong enough word to describe them. That forum is scary how full of complete rubbish it is. None of them know a ****ing thing about Hibs.

Tobias Funke
18-09-2021, 12:38 PM
Kickback, the biggest collection of c*cks the internet has to offer outside the porn industry.

Lendo
18-09-2021, 12:43 PM
Kickback, the biggest collection of c*cks the internet has to offer outside the porn industry.

Personally I think RangersMedia takes that title, Kickback is not far behind though.

Kato
18-09-2021, 12:50 PM
What's the crack with them imagining they can buy ER and rent it back? Read it a few times on there. Some of them at the wind-up obviously but it's mentioned again and again as though it has some sort of viability.

Danderhall Hibs
18-09-2021, 12:52 PM
What's the crack with them imagining they can buy ER and rent it back? Read it a few times on there. Some of them at the wind-up obviously but it's mentioned again and again as though it has some sort of viability.

First time I’d read it was this morning - mental. I think it’s stemming back to when they were minutes from going bust.

Crab apple
18-09-2021, 01:12 PM
A forum which seems to have a higher proportion of delusional roasters than most fan forums. Not quite the cesspit that is Follow Follow but still a few poisonous posts, mainly from ‘proper Hearts men’’, whatever the f..k that means.
They have definitely improved as a team but they are only a few defeats away from lots of them getting on Robbie Replays case again. He’s still not been forgiven for the 2-2 game and presumably the cup pumpings last year from Brora etc. I predict many threads demanding RRs dismissal as the season unfolds.

Since90+2
18-09-2021, 01:20 PM
They've finished behind us for years and we've won both cups more recently than them. They're struggling. Long may it continue.

H18 SFR
18-09-2021, 01:26 PM
They've finished behind us for years and we've won both cups more recently than them. They're struggling. Long may it continue.

Everything you say is spot on. However, they have got their **** together and have improved.

I personally think that will spur us on to be even better.

Since452
18-09-2021, 01:36 PM
I take it Kickback isn't moderated by admins? Some absolute roasters on there

Hibs90
18-09-2021, 01:39 PM
There is a serious amount of mentally challenged individuals with weird superiority complex’s on that thread.

They are hurting.