View Full Version : If Hearts had a rover on Mars what would it be called..
ano hibby
20-02-2021, 09:01 AM
Perseverance is up there at the moment....what would the Hearts equivalent be called?
04Sauzee
20-02-2021, 09:04 AM
Dens86
Since452
20-02-2021, 09:04 AM
Delusion
murray26
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Apollo Kidd
Blood doesn’t show on a Mars Rover
Keith_M
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Ehm, it's rather obvious isn't it....
The Rover!
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O'Rourke3
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Nor sure about the name, Rover is about as far as their imagination goes but no doubt the pictures would be the Big Stream..
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Greenbeard
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Where the fox is.
Smartie
20-02-2021, 09:08 AM
Even on Mars their Rover would have driving gloves in the glove compartment, a travelling rug on the back seat and a nearly folded cardigan in the boot.
A ship called “Lack of Dignity”.
They’d have called their rocket Rudi, only there’s already a rocket called that.
04Sauzee
20-02-2021, 09:08 AM
Gegenpress
The Spaceman
20-02-2021, 09:09 AM
Apollo 11.1 - the biggest space launch ever and watched by more people than watched the Moon Landing.
scm70nyd1973
20-02-2021, 09:11 AM
Perseverance is up there at the moment....what would the Hearts equivalent be called?
Not sure about a name but they would get it sponsored by Ryan Air and it would land on the nearest moon to Mars and claim that it had arrived on the red planet .
hibbyfraelibby
20-02-2021, 09:13 AM
Rover200...
Bishop Hibee
20-02-2021, 09:15 AM
It wouldn’t make it. It would get into orbit and jambottle the landing.
Brummie_Hibs
20-02-2021, 09:25 AM
Vladimir Roverov
Scouse Hibee
20-02-2021, 09:26 AM
The famous 😂
MagicSwirlingShip
20-02-2021, 09:30 AM
Dungseeker
Northernhibee
20-02-2021, 09:34 AM
Moneyspinning crashlander.
andrew70
20-02-2021, 09:35 AM
Expelegation
Bobby's Cinema
20-02-2021, 09:39 AM
The Craig Levein Trophy Searcher 3000 "Nope, not here"
CropleyWasGod
20-02-2021, 09:39 AM
The Missionary
Forza Fred
20-02-2021, 09:44 AM
Poppynik
Hibby70
20-02-2021, 09:45 AM
Sp unkit
greenginger
20-02-2021, 09:49 AM
The Budge-Mobile
estimated cost - $ 20 billion
actual cost - $ 100 billion and not finished yet. :cb
Tobias Funke
20-02-2021, 09:53 AM
Hans Eskillson
gbhibby
20-02-2021, 10:20 AM
The Bung alow
Hibs4185
20-02-2021, 10:22 AM
The Biggest Best Maroon Rover ever that single handedly colonised the biggest reddest planet in the entire universe for the benefit of all mankind .
There will be a statue at Haymarket imminently.
Scorrie
20-02-2021, 10:27 AM
Benefactor
McSwanky
20-02-2021, 10:44 AM
Corduroy
Smartie
20-02-2021, 10:59 AM
Appolloic D’Amour.
It’ll cost a fortune, come with high expectations and a reasonable reputation but fail to get off the ground.
The Ball. Lauched by Christophe Berra, it hasn't landed yet.
Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 11:05 AM
The Creditor
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bdo, it is good pals with r2d2 and c3po
Mikey
20-02-2021, 11:35 AM
One of them has already made off with the hub caps.
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et_hibby
20-02-2021, 11:42 AM
The If-we-went-to-Pluto-and-back-we-still-won’t-have-won-the-League-Cup
ben johnson
20-02-2021, 12:01 PM
Would have left earth without seats due to an ordering error.
Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 12:04 PM
The Even Bigger Than The American Rover, Rover.
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Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 12:09 PM
The Vanden Plas
The well heeled jambo touring Mars will expect the extra touches that their status merits.
Faux leather beige upholstery and plastic chrome effect interior trims with Anti glare rear view mirror.
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Since452
20-02-2021, 12:10 PM
Hearts are too big for Mars. Uranus is more their level.
HIBERNIAN-0762
20-02-2021, 12:11 PM
The Office
Northernhibee
20-02-2021, 12:17 PM
Obika's Rocket
Irish_Steve
20-02-2021, 12:19 PM
Rover without the bus fare
Jim Herriot
20-02-2021, 12:22 PM
The Descender.
Magpie
20-02-2021, 12:26 PM
The Seventh Statement
Squealing pig
20-02-2021, 12:26 PM
The championship
Radge70
20-02-2021, 12:45 PM
Appalling 11
Phil MaGlass
20-02-2021, 12:56 PM
Lost in Space
Itsnoteasy
20-02-2021, 02:02 PM
Rover & out.
Whatever they called it we'd all be dead, dead jealous of it.
dastardly8
20-02-2021, 02:24 PM
Marsoon Muppet
nonshinyfinish
20-02-2021, 02:30 PM
Pointless thread – it's absurd to think that current rocket technology is capable of lifting any significant payload out of Christian Nade's gravitational well.
Mars(halls) chunky chicken champions.
A Hi-Bee
20-02-2021, 02:52 PM
Marvin of course.
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
One Day Soon
20-02-2021, 02:59 PM
Mars Interplanetary Title Aborter
Alfiembra
20-02-2021, 04:12 PM
Rover 400,000
davy67 +
20-02-2021, 04:27 PM
Zelda the queen of the Terrahawks
oldbutdim
21-02-2021, 09:31 AM
Big Club? Mars.
fiolex1
21-02-2021, 09:39 AM
Sigue Sigue *****ed it
Eyrie
21-02-2021, 09:47 AM
It would be one small hoof for man, and one giant hoof for mankind.
easty
21-02-2021, 10:05 AM
I’m sure they’d spend a fortune of the foundations cash to get to Mars...but once they got there someone would realise they’d forgot to order the wheels for the rover.
murray26
21-02-2021, 10:18 AM
The maroon landing ( in the championship)
147lothian
21-02-2021, 10:45 AM
Cathro's endgame
The Modfather
21-02-2021, 10:58 AM
They could twin it with Boaty McBoatface and name the rover Hoofy McHoofball
fiolex1
21-02-2021, 11:19 AM
Blake’s seven - nil
FilipinoHibs
21-02-2021, 11:20 AM
The Tank Top
The Bungalow
The Caravan
..........there will be MicroChips
HiBremian
21-02-2021, 11:46 AM
The maroon landing ( in the championship)
Or just "marooned" :agree:
gbhibby
21-02-2021, 01:27 PM
YAMartian
HoboHarry
21-02-2021, 01:35 PM
Doesn't matter what they call it, they'll still be unable to see the castle from inside the thing.....
heretoday
21-02-2021, 03:03 PM
Robbie the Robot
Alfiembra
21-02-2021, 03:15 PM
JarJar Budge
Jones28
21-02-2021, 03:33 PM
Now THATS what I call a Martian Rover!
Greenfly
21-02-2021, 03:38 PM
Space Oddity ... and they can park it in the big pink space station.
AltheHibby
21-02-2021, 04:31 PM
It won't be Marvin the Martian. He wears green.
https://www.google.com/search?q=marvin+the+martian&oq=marvin+the+mart&aqs=chrome.2.69i59j69i57j0i131i433j0l2.8677j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-gj-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=w0uelFHNy-jG-M
Sudds_1
21-02-2021, 04:59 PM
Nautilus
1875godsgift
21-02-2021, 05:06 PM
Robin (the poppy fund)
blackpoolhibs
21-02-2021, 05:13 PM
They tried to do this in 86, they had a cassette in it by zig zig *****edit
Radium
21-02-2021, 07:58 PM
Marshall’s, the Chunky Chicken Rover
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Topographic Hibby
21-02-2021, 08:22 PM
Craig Levein's Medal Cabinet.
Might as well strap it on a rocket and fire it off into space, nae use for it on Earth.......:greengrin
Rover inflated opinion of themselves.
madabouthibs
21-02-2021, 08:43 PM
Challenger86.
Blood doesn't show on a maroon planet. 😁👍
Hibernia&Alba
21-02-2021, 08:45 PM
Ehm, it's rather obvious isn't it....
The Rover!
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:top marks
Golf clubs in the boot; cardigan on the back seat. The first knitwear on Mars.
Northernhibee
21-02-2021, 08:46 PM
The Steven Naismith. Designed to disintegrate on impact and is used to operating in zero atmosphere.
greenlex
21-02-2021, 08:59 PM
Yellow Cardigan.
Lancs Harp
21-02-2021, 09:20 PM
Martian League Champions 2021
hibee-boys
21-02-2021, 09:34 PM
Given that they single handedly saved our planet from certain annihilation in WW1 naming the first Mars Rover after them is the least our species can do.
Iain G
21-02-2021, 09:47 PM
Austin
EdinMike
22-02-2021, 06:10 AM
Pointless.
Eyrie
22-02-2021, 06:40 PM
Hearts
Are
Loathesome.
Andy.1875
22-02-2021, 07:46 PM
Lost Again.
EI255
22-02-2021, 08:30 PM
Fartz
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jgl07
22-02-2021, 10:50 PM
The BIG team?
Hibernia&Alba
22-02-2021, 11:23 PM
Austin
:hilarious
:not worth
FilipinoHibs
23-02-2021, 05:09 AM
Expunged
FilipinoHibs
23-02-2021, 06:07 AM
Expellor
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