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ano hibby
20-02-2021, 09:01 AM
Perseverance is up there at the moment....what would the Hearts equivalent be called?

660
20-02-2021, 09:02 AM
Demotion

04Sauzee
20-02-2021, 09:04 AM
Dens86

Since452
20-02-2021, 09:04 AM
Delusion

murray26
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Apollo Kidd

660
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Blood doesn’t show on a Mars Rover

Keith_M
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Ehm, it's rather obvious isn't it....











The Rover!

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O'Rourke3
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Nor sure about the name, Rover is about as far as their imagination goes but no doubt the pictures would be the Big Stream..

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Greenbeard
20-02-2021, 09:06 AM
Where the fox is.

Smartie
20-02-2021, 09:08 AM
Even on Mars their Rover would have driving gloves in the glove compartment, a travelling rug on the back seat and a nearly folded cardigan in the boot.

A ship called “Lack of Dignity”.

They’d have called their rocket Rudi, only there’s already a rocket called that.

04Sauzee
20-02-2021, 09:08 AM
Gegenpress

The Spaceman
20-02-2021, 09:09 AM
Apollo 11.1 - the biggest space launch ever and watched by more people than watched the Moon Landing.

scm70nyd1973
20-02-2021, 09:11 AM
Perseverance is up there at the moment....what would the Hearts equivalent be called?

Not sure about a name but they would get it sponsored by Ryan Air and it would land on the nearest moon to Mars and claim that it had arrived on the red planet .

hibbyfraelibby
20-02-2021, 09:13 AM
Rover200...

Bishop Hibee
20-02-2021, 09:15 AM
It wouldn’t make it. It would get into orbit and jambottle the landing.

Brummie_Hibs
20-02-2021, 09:25 AM
Vladimir Roverov

Scouse Hibee
20-02-2021, 09:26 AM
The famous 😂

MagicSwirlingShip
20-02-2021, 09:30 AM
Dungseeker

Northernhibee
20-02-2021, 09:34 AM
Moneyspinning crashlander.

andrew70
20-02-2021, 09:35 AM
Expelegation

Bobby's Cinema
20-02-2021, 09:39 AM
The Craig Levein Trophy Searcher 3000 "Nope, not here"

CropleyWasGod
20-02-2021, 09:39 AM
The Missionary

Forza Fred
20-02-2021, 09:44 AM
Poppynik

Hibby70
20-02-2021, 09:45 AM
Sp unkit

greenginger
20-02-2021, 09:49 AM
The Budge-Mobile

estimated cost - $ 20 billion

actual cost - $ 100 billion and not finished yet. :cb

Tobias Funke
20-02-2021, 09:53 AM
Hans Eskillson

gbhibby
20-02-2021, 10:20 AM
The Bung alow

Hibs4185
20-02-2021, 10:22 AM
The Biggest Best Maroon Rover ever that single handedly colonised the biggest reddest planet in the entire universe for the benefit of all mankind .

There will be a statue at Haymarket imminently.

Scorrie
20-02-2021, 10:27 AM
Benefactor

McSwanky
20-02-2021, 10:44 AM
Corduroy

Smartie
20-02-2021, 10:59 AM
Appolloic D’Amour.

It’ll cost a fortune, come with high expectations and a reasonable reputation but fail to get off the ground.

007
20-02-2021, 11:01 AM
The Ball. Lauched by Christophe Berra, it hasn't landed yet.

Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 11:05 AM
The Creditor

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BS44
20-02-2021, 11:26 AM
bdo, it is good pals with r2d2 and c3po

Mikey
20-02-2021, 11:35 AM
One of them has already made off with the hub caps.


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et_hibby
20-02-2021, 11:42 AM
The If-we-went-to-Pluto-and-back-we-still-won’t-have-won-the-League-Cup

ben johnson
20-02-2021, 12:01 PM
Would have left earth without seats due to an ordering error.

Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 12:04 PM
The Even Bigger Than The American Rover, Rover.

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Bostonhibby
20-02-2021, 12:09 PM
The Vanden Plas

The well heeled jambo touring Mars will expect the extra touches that their status merits.

Faux leather beige upholstery and plastic chrome effect interior trims with Anti glare rear view mirror.



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Since452
20-02-2021, 12:10 PM
Hearts are too big for Mars. Uranus is more their level.

HIBERNIAN-0762
20-02-2021, 12:11 PM
The Office

Northernhibee
20-02-2021, 12:17 PM
Obika's Rocket

Irish_Steve
20-02-2021, 12:19 PM
Rover without the bus fare

Jim Herriot
20-02-2021, 12:22 PM
The Descender.

Magpie
20-02-2021, 12:26 PM
The Seventh Statement

Squealing pig
20-02-2021, 12:26 PM
The championship

Radge70
20-02-2021, 12:45 PM
Appalling 11

Phil MaGlass
20-02-2021, 12:56 PM
Lost in Space

Itsnoteasy
20-02-2021, 02:02 PM
Rover & out.

Skol
20-02-2021, 02:14 PM
Self sufficient.

Kato
20-02-2021, 02:20 PM
Whatever they called it we'd all be dead, dead jealous of it.

dastardly8
20-02-2021, 02:24 PM
Marsoon Muppet

nonshinyfinish
20-02-2021, 02:30 PM
Pointless thread – it's absurd to think that current rocket technology is capable of lifting any significant payload out of Christian Nade's gravitational well.

Skol
20-02-2021, 02:44 PM
Mars(halls) chunky chicken champions.

A Hi-Bee
20-02-2021, 02:52 PM
Marvin of course.
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin

One Day Soon
20-02-2021, 02:59 PM
Mars Interplanetary Title Aborter

Alfiembra
20-02-2021, 04:12 PM
Rover 400,000

davy67 +
20-02-2021, 04:27 PM
Zelda the queen of the Terrahawks

007
21-02-2021, 09:28 AM
Squeals on Wheels

oldbutdim
21-02-2021, 09:31 AM
Big Club? Mars.

fiolex1
21-02-2021, 09:39 AM
Sigue Sigue *****ed it

Eyrie
21-02-2021, 09:47 AM
It would be one small hoof for man, and one giant hoof for mankind.

easty
21-02-2021, 10:05 AM
I’m sure they’d spend a fortune of the foundations cash to get to Mars...but once they got there someone would realise they’d forgot to order the wheels for the rover.

murray26
21-02-2021, 10:18 AM
The maroon landing ( in the championship)

147lothian
21-02-2021, 10:45 AM
Cathro's endgame

The Modfather
21-02-2021, 10:58 AM
They could twin it with Boaty McBoatface and name the rover Hoofy McHoofball

fiolex1
21-02-2021, 11:19 AM
Blake’s seven - nil

FilipinoHibs
21-02-2021, 11:20 AM
The Tank Top

The Bungalow

The Caravan

Skol
21-02-2021, 11:38 AM
..........there will be MicroChips

HiBremian
21-02-2021, 11:46 AM
The maroon landing ( in the championship)

Or just "marooned" :agree:

gbhibby
21-02-2021, 01:27 PM
YAMartian

HoboHarry
21-02-2021, 01:35 PM
Doesn't matter what they call it, they'll still be unable to see the castle from inside the thing.....

heretoday
21-02-2021, 03:03 PM
Robbie the Robot

Alfiembra
21-02-2021, 03:15 PM
JarJar Budge

Jones28
21-02-2021, 03:33 PM
Now THATS what I call a Martian Rover!

Greenfly
21-02-2021, 03:38 PM
Space Oddity ... and they can park it in the big pink space station.

AltheHibby
21-02-2021, 04:31 PM
It won't be Marvin the Martian. He wears green.

https://www.google.com/search?q=marvin+the+martian&oq=marvin+the+mart&aqs=chrome.2.69i59j69i57j0i131i433j0l2.8677j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-gj-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=w0uelFHNy-jG-M

Sudds_1
21-02-2021, 04:59 PM
Nautilus

1875godsgift
21-02-2021, 05:06 PM
Robin (the poppy fund)

blackpoolhibs
21-02-2021, 05:13 PM
They tried to do this in 86, they had a cassette in it by zig zig *****edit

Radium
21-02-2021, 07:58 PM
Marshall’s, the Chunky Chicken Rover


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Topographic Hibby
21-02-2021, 08:22 PM
Craig Levein's Medal Cabinet.

Might as well strap it on a rocket and fire it off into space, nae use for it on Earth.......:greengrin

007
21-02-2021, 08:25 PM
Rover inflated opinion of themselves.

madabouthibs
21-02-2021, 08:43 PM
Challenger86.
Blood doesn't show on a maroon planet. 😁👍

Hibernia&Alba
21-02-2021, 08:45 PM
Ehm, it's rather obvious isn't it....











The Rover!

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Golf clubs in the boot; cardigan on the back seat. The first knitwear on Mars.

Northernhibee
21-02-2021, 08:46 PM
The Steven Naismith. Designed to disintegrate on impact and is used to operating in zero atmosphere.

greenlex
21-02-2021, 08:59 PM
Yellow Cardigan.

Lancs Harp
21-02-2021, 09:20 PM
Martian League Champions 2021

007
21-02-2021, 09:28 PM
Doncaster Rover

hibee-boys
21-02-2021, 09:34 PM
Given that they single handedly saved our planet from certain annihilation in WW1 naming the first Mars Rover after them is the least our species can do.

Iain G
21-02-2021, 09:47 PM
Austin

EdinMike
22-02-2021, 06:10 AM
Pointless.

Eyrie
22-02-2021, 06:40 PM
Hearts
Are
Loathesome.

Andy.1875
22-02-2021, 07:46 PM
Lost Again.

EI255
22-02-2021, 08:30 PM
Fartz

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jgl07
22-02-2021, 10:50 PM
The BIG team?

Hibernia&Alba
22-02-2021, 11:23 PM
Austin


:hilarious

:not worth

FilipinoHibs
23-02-2021, 05:09 AM
Expunged

FilipinoHibs
23-02-2021, 06:07 AM
Expellor