New Danish Children's TV Show

[Keith_M]

I'm not sure if I overslept and it's actually April 1st, but I just read an article about a new Children's TV show in Demark about...


...a man with a giant pen1s!


"John Dillermand has an extraordinary pen1s So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children."

Article (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-peni%73)


:faint:

[Keith_M]

For anybody wondering what he looks like...


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[Coco Bryce]

In line with 2m social distancing measures.

[Peevemor]

In line with 2m social distancing measures.

I wonder if he can do covid vaccinations with it...

[Coco Bryce]

I wonder if he can do covid vaccinations with it...

He's not doing mine.

I'll just wait for the Danish wifey with the extremely large boobs :wink:

[Hibernia&Alba]

Those permissive Scandinavians! Moral degenerates the lot of them, obsessed with sex and socialism!

Seriously though, a show for kids. Is there any need for it?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Quite enjoyed my couple of months filming over there! 💰

[heretoday]

Knocks John Craven's Newsround into a cocked hat. No offense.

[matty_f]

Just watched it, thought it was decent and while i have my doubts that it’s appropriate for the age group, the content was harmless enough.

[Pretty Boy]

Fame at last.

[Peevemor]

Just watched it, thought it was decent and while i have my doubts that it’s appropriate for the age group, the content was harmless enough.It's harmless enough until they start copying his exploits in the playground.

[Hibernia&Alba]

Quite enjoyed my couple of months filming over there! 💰


Fame at last.

:top marks

Your respective partners are reported to have burst out laughing. I'm not sure why.....:whistle:

[Keith_M]

Just watched it, thought it was decent and while i have my doubts that it’s appropriate for the age group, the content was harmless enough.


That must be the understatement of the century.

[matty_f]

It's harmless enough until they start copying his exploits in the playground.

Did you watch it?

The first thing he does is try to light a barbecue with it :faf:

Mental.

[matty_f]

That must be the understatement of the century.

:greengrin I’m trying to keep an open mind about it. And struggling.

[Peevemor]

Did you watch it?

The first thing he does is try to light a barbecue with it :faf:

Mental.

I can picture it now -

"OK, I'm fed up playing at being Power Rangers. Get your knobs out, we'll have a game of John Dildoman!"

[matty_f]

I can picture it now -

"OK, I'm fed up playing at being Power Rangers. Get your knobs out, we'll have a game of John Dildoman!"

I think they’re all going to be disappointed when they look at their own after that.

[Keith_M]

:greengrin I’m trying to keep an open mind about it. And struggling.


I know, I thought you were being 'diplomatic' (as ever), Matty.

:greengrin



I liked the comments from some of our posters that are giving their minds a treat... and are obviously over-compensating for 'size issues'.

:wink:

[Vault Boy]

Just waiting on a show called Tremendous Tales of the Two Inch Tadger, then it'll be my time to shine

[Keith_M]

Just waiting on a show called Tremendous Tales of the Two Inch Tadger, then it'll be my time to shine


You see, now that's honesty!

[Vault Boy]

You see, now that's honesty!

It takes self confidence to make a small dick joke about yourself.



So clearly it must really be very, stupidly large. That's how it works, right?

[Keith_M]

It takes self confidence to make a small dick joke about yourself.



So clearly it must really be very, stupidly large. That's how it works, right?


It's really easy to work out... What size is your car?


If you have a Ford Fiesta, or something similar, you're probably average.

If you have an SUV, you're obviously over-compensating.

:wink: