Celtc Fan Convicted...

[Keith_M]

...of having sex with a Taxi (https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/boozy-celtic-fan-humped-taxi-22857367)



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[oneone73]

...of having sex with a Taxi (https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/boozy-celtic-fan-humped-taxi-22857367)



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Hail, hail...

[hibee-boys]

The taxi is thanfully receiving treatment for PTSD.

[Scorrie]

Did he leave a tip?!

[Bostonhibby]

Perfect relationship if they were going to a club afterwards?

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[Scouse Hibee]

Was it a black cab? Black cabs matter.

[Peevemor]

#Me(ter) too !

[heretoday]

Did he leave a tip?!

A deposit, m'lud. He left a deposit.

[CropleyWasGod]

Yawn. So what?






It's such a hackneyed thing to do.

[Bishop Hibee]

Was he an Uber fan?

[SetonClapper]

Was he an Uber fan?

That's quality

[Bostonhibby]

To be fair on the celtc twat the cab would have picked up anyone who had the money.

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[CloudSquall]

More than a cab.

[givescotlandfreedom]

Hail, hail...

Outstanding!

[ancient hibee]

Puts a new slant on hailing Mary.

[Bostonhibby]

He was married to a 2006 silver 1.6 Vauxhall Astra but it was all getting a bit boring.

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[HoboHarry]

The taxi must take some of the blame - probably told him it's bonnet needed polished.....

[Radium]

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[Bostonhibby]

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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkThat's a good looking old.........


Sorry wrong forum.

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[Hibby70]

You lookin' at me?

[Since452]

...of having sex with a Taxi (https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/boozy-celtic-fan-humped-taxi-22857367)



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Best taxi molesters in the world but

[Billy Whizz]

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Ford Cortina?

[Peevemor]

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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkThe old ones are the oldest...

[CentreLine]

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Princess and the pea(ed)

[Hakim Sar]

That’s rank.

Where did he meter?

[jgl07]

Beep beep!

[PatHead]

Was he an Uber fan?

Like it

[heretoday]

I'd be more concerned if he was humping the boot.

[southern hibby]

Did he leave a tip?!

No by all account it was just the tip that was in 😉

GGTTH

[hibee-boys]

Did anyone else assume an exhaust pipe was involved when they read the headline?🤔🤣

[Radge70]

I admire a man who can do it with the light on!

[007]

The taxi must take some of the blame - probably told him it's bonnet needed polished.....

It was a VW Beetle Bonnet no doubt (one for Viz fans).

[Vault Boy]

The taxi fiddlers will be a hard nickname to explain out of context in ten years time

[HoboHarry]

It was a VW Beetle Bonnet no doubt (one for Viz fans).

He needs to talk with a priest, not Paul Whicker the tall vicar.....😁

[matty_f]

He just wanted to have an a -fare.

[Scott Allan Key]

I'm not impressed. I've been at the taxi rank at Waverley and did 10 in a row.

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[Viva_Palmeiras]

All blokes over the age of 18 - admit it we’ve all been there :) NOT! Wtf?!

[lord bunberry]

****in legend.

[HoboHarry]

All blokes over the age of 18 - admit it we’ve all been there :) NOT! Wtf?!

Many years ago I used to think that some things were just physically impossible in a Mazda 323 but a redhead proved that I was quite wrong about that....

[Phil MaGlass]

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Surely the taxi must have been an Escort :greengrin

[Bristolhibby]

He, like everyone, clearly struggles for ideas after “been busy tonight pal?”

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[greenlex]

Hail, hail...
:thumbsup: Underrated post.

[blackpoolhibs]

You **** one taxi........

[PatHead]

Is it because he's a Celtic fan or a Fifer?

[Dr What If?]

Did anyone else assume an exhaust pipe was involved when they read the headline?🤔🤣
The rear is only for bithdays and Christmas......so I've been told

[uwxm07]

The rear is only for bithdays and Christmas......so I've been told

Classic

[Bostonhibby]

I'd imagine he'll be beating up black cabs after today's result.

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[Monts]

Must've misunderstood when someone said "taxi for a fanny"

[FilipinoHibs]

Was it with the back seat? Hope he paid to clean up the mess.

I am so randy I could **** a taxi in the street.

[Silky]

Did he leave a tip?!

Think the tip was showing!

[A Hi-Bee]

Was it a black cab? Black cabs matter.

Does the colour matter!

[EI255]

Putting a taxi to good use.

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[Itsnoteasy]

Was it a black cab? Black cabs matter.

Brilliant 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂

[Itsnoteasy]

Did he pull out at Haymarket or go all the way to Waverley.